Charlie is LITERALLY me
I live and look like this Another good episode
i used to have to use a laptop, fucking hell i'm glad i have a desktop now. i didn't even have a desk and the keyboard was broken. so i had to use another keyboard on top of the laptop, and use a mouse on my bed. still fragged pretty good in tf2.
>>216007117i don't know who this character is because i don't watch tv but i can see he's fat and a slob, is that you? are you a fat slob?
Him invading that dudes town was hilarious. What game is like that where you could be talking to a guy who thinks youre not gonna attack him and you can betray him like that
As someone who doesn't play video games, I've never understood eating while gaming. Isn't it messy? Don't you have to stop playing to take bites which would interrupt the game?
>>216007117Ill never understand people who choose to live like this. One of my friends parents died in a car crash (not their fault) and he sold off their paid off mansion and moved into a pretty big studio, three years later and his place still looks like this. I know the dude has money because he's a software engineer too.
>>216007370there's nothing wrong with it. he has a tv, computer, desk, window. he should take the rubbish out but thats it.
>>216007370>>216007370His parents bought that huge mansion off a milk mans salary. Why would he stay in a giant empty house by himself. You know how expensive it is to maintain a house? I rather live in a comfy apartment for the rest of my life than deal with all that shit especially when I'm not making millions.
>>216007350Rust is the choicest of PvP delights but is very hard if you play alone
>>216007307for awhile I was using a laptop with a broken screen so I had to plug it into a monitor, and then I just went all the way and got an external mouse and keyboard too so I could get the dead screen out of the way, so it was basically a laptop acting as a desktop. it was fucking stupid.
>>216007351Most the time you shovel it all into your face within the first loading scene and intro cutscene so you avoid this in the first place.
>>216007370>nooo you're supposed to LIVE your heckin LIFE by giving away a bunch of your money to airline companies (and to AirBnB so that real estate speculators can make their bank) so you can go see the same dozen tourist traps everyone sees and you're supposed to take photos and upload them to insta to farm engagement and likes from your friends and also provide AI training data and location data for the mass surveillance enterprise and you're supposed to get scammed by scummy local restaurant owners who upcharge 800% on their food items.....because that's how you TRULY live!
>>216008963It must really suck to be this much of a miserable cynical cunt.
>>216008990Not as bad as being a braindead consoomer
>>216009015Yeah yeah you never consume anything in your life. Shut the fuck up you fake stoic faggot.
>>216009789>you need to have a house with two hundred bathrooms to be happy
>>216008990Nothing cynical about realizing travel and a huge house are overrated. This is the poor person's idea of wealth.
Why are Zach and Chris turning into liberal faggots?Stop putting gay shit into your show and bringing on trannys
>>216007351It's a bad habit that results in you getting crumbs all over your desk and keyboard. I have had to force myself to not do it.
>>216007117There hasn't been a single good episode since season 1
>>216010438Being a nazi isn't cool anymore. It's time to grow up
>>216007351I don't like eating while playing because it can get everything messy and greasy even if you are being careful.
>>216010438#WokeisBack so now lots of creators are conservative bait and switching their audiencesWe saw it with a lot of recent films and games Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 comes to mind where the original game and developer pandered to conservatives and started shoving in blacks and gay sex in the sequel that nobody asked for
>>216010501is that cigar made of clay?
>>216007350Endless Space 2
>>216007350Civ 4/5/6 is a great game especially if you play with friends AI can't compare to when you and a bunch of people scheme in DM's on launching a massive invasion on another player
>>216007351I play video games and I don't get it either. I don't think it's a video game thing, I think it's just a fat person thing, they eat regardless of activity.
>>216007117He's not a virgin so he's better than me
>>216007350RuneScape in 2005>dude follow me I’m going to show you something cool!>lead into the wilderness and PK
>>216007351as somebody who has been playing Videogames for the last 30 years I’ve always thought it was retatded. Enjoy your greasy oily controller fatso
>>216007351>when you realize fat people are fat because they genuinely never stop eating now matter where they ate or what they do
>>216010438They still say nigger on the main channel
>>216007370>friend loses his parents to a horrible accident >dude why are you living like a depressed slob?! You have MONEY!not too bright are you anon
>>216008963clearly there’s no in between right? It’s either NEET slob or “NPC”
>>216008963imagine being such a faggy contrarian you think you’re above seeing the natural wonders of the world>Mt Fuji? The Grand Canyon? fuck that gay shit I’d rather just stay in my cum den
>>216011371Guess what, instead of being a consoymer, you could also just go on local hiking trails, which is 100% free and more beautiful than slums like the vicinity of the le ebin Eiffel tower.
>>216011476you sure can! but also you still sound like a faggot. Can you even walk a mile without getting winded lmao
>>216007117>doesnt make his bedcharlie really is a failed male.
>>216011371There's nothing particularly deep or interesting about visting these places. I've been to a fair share of countries myself and I don't really miss travelling. My cumden has the internet, which gives me access to unimaginable amounts of information, which is much more interesting and productive.
>>216011519he has a girlfriend, a job and his own place
>>216011695>implying he's not a rentoid
>>216007350maplestory hiding behind foreground objects, tricking people into dropping their expensive items then my friend runs out from behind the foreground object and steals it while mashing f2 (smile emote) and running away
>>216007496living your whole life in a single room is pathetic and sad. your bedroom should be for sleeping only and your activities should be done in other rooms. if you can’t afford that, it’s still sad and pathetic.
>>216011695>his own placelooks like an apartment to me and i dont see any gf there.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>216011695>>216011734
>>216011756This is a television show, anon.
>>216010438These things aren't contradictory, trannies and faggots can still be racist.
>>216011900>trannies and faggotswho hurt you thoughbeit
>>216011821its putting ecelebs on tv in desperate hopes of getting some of their views
>>216011942>its putting ecelebs on tvSo they've transcended and are no longer ecelebs but moreso E-list celebs. /tv/ related too. why are you upset?
>>216011705>>216011738with own place I meant he doesn't live with his parents or something. and he definetly has a gf, we saw her in other episodes
Charlie lectured The Devil to stop living his life off small dopamine hits and yet Charlie seems to live his life the same, hypocrite much?
>>216010438Mr frog's famous catchphrase "the Republicans..."
>>216012163That's why he was able to spot the Devil's problem so quickly, he recognized all the reasons he's miserable in his own life.
>>216012163god literally said something like>by helping the evil devil you were able to confront your own problemsor something, but apperantly that didn't stick
>>216012263>apperantly that didn't stickA fatass can become a fitness guru and get super lean, doesn't mean they won't relapse and put the weight back on at some point
>>216012163welcome to projection
>>216012163Do as I say, not as I do.
>>216011371Legitimately, what substantive difference is there between seeing an image of some famous monument or seeing it irl, especially if we discount the elments tied to going to a new place in general. You aren't going to climb Mt Fuji or go spelunking in the Grand Canyon anyways so what really is there a difference between just seeing a photo of such places vs being there and seeing them irl?
>>216007350ultima onlineif you are quick you can murder people in town
>>216007350Diplomacy
>>216013088>Legitimately, what substantive difference is there between seeing an image of some famous monument or seeing it irlpretty much everything
>>216013588>random millennial racismcringe moment
>>216010452Nah S3 is solid and 2 had gwimbly and s few other decent ones
>>216011476He didn't say eiffel tower he said places in the outdoors. I've been all over national parks in america and it's well worth it, that and I've hiked tons of local trails
>>216013088because you have 5 senses instead of one you fucking retard? when you go somewhere do you think youre just taking it in with your eyes?
>>216010438>Malding gay chud
>>216010501woke is not back you filthy libtards
>>216014545Terminally online freak
>>216014798kinda what happens when for an entire decade you get fired for not being a screeching woke libtard
>>216012163nigger how do you miss the simple point of a CARTOON SHOW THAT'S 11 MINUTES LONG
>>216007370some of us have simple tastes and needs
>>216007350I would say GTA online but that game's always been a low trust society.
>>216010438The two images on the bottom right are faggot smiling friends fans, not the creators themselvesThat said Zach has always had the safest humour of the bunch
>>216016256>Zach has always had the safest humour of the bunchare you actually retarded?
>>216007351That's just slobs. I've played vidya my entire life and learned before I was 10 years old not to touch controllers or keyboards with messy hands. But some people are disgusting mongoloids.
>>216007117I'd say that, but he treats his friends like shit. I always try to be good with people who care about me.
>>216011734it's called living beneath your means and it's the financially responsible thing to do, especially nowadays
>>216007351just eat with a fork always
>>216007350Dayz is the undisputed king of betrayal kino. Once I grouped up with 4 random guys trying to survive near the starting area, pretended to be new to the game like them to earn their trust over several hours, and then systematically murdered them one by one. After I shot the last one in the back of the head with his dead friends gun as he found the body, I genuinely felt disgusted. Logged off and quit it for years.
>>216013088I've gone backpacking through the slot canyons just north of the grand canyon where Terrence Mallick has done some filming for his movies like pic rel and I have to say being there in person is a completely different experience than watching it on screen. Some things you really do have to be there in person
I enjoyed the episodeWhy do you watch this show if you don't like it or don't like the creators just do something else with your time and energy
>>216007117He's making fun of you. Charlie is your typical "always depressed and out of shape and has no idea why" guy. The fact that you relate to him so much shows you're exactly who this show is making fun of.
>>216017159not true, I'm in shape and always depressed and know exactly why
>>216010501okay sign me up for that woke stuff
>>216007307I had a laptop, then got a pc, I miss lying in bed with the laptop and all pc headphones look gay
>>216017159>>216017176Agreed, the only thing I do other than sit on the computer is go to the gym
Who adds their boss on steam anyway?
Season 1 > Season 3 (so far) > Season 2
>>216007117what kind of job do you need to get a small apartment like that?
>>216007351Meh, I take little breaks. Eat, watch something, and get back to it.
S3 has been kinda shit. The Halloween episode was only funny in the opening and end and the whole Alan is gay thing seems forced and more like Michael's fetish than a joke
>>216007117I WFH and spent 19 hours a day in my room either sleeping, working, or playing vidya after work. I wonder how long until I snap and go full conspiracy schizo.
>>216017901What job? I'm dying to get a wfh.
>>216017719people with socially retarded bosses who dont know theyre crossing the line and employees who cant say no because they might get fired
Why did Alan go from being a poon hound last season to a flaming faggot?Was Zach "visited"?
>>216011942>on tvHe said, on fucking /tv/
>>216007117I watched this ep last night and am getting a kebab today because of it
>>216011371I’ve seen both of those, they are great, but the cum den has me coming back.
>>216018714He's a sassy neat freak. He was gay coded from the first ep.
>>216010438>dude we’re supposed to stay edgy racists even in our 30s!!Grow up nigger
>>216010438Because you're a moron that confused people wanting to slur and be vulgar with genuine hatred.You're an idiot that got psy op'd into being the actual villain society wanted edgy gamers to be. Now everything is getting worse because you fell for the bait along with the rest of /pol/.
>>216018992>not wanting kids to be trooned or grooming gang'd is evil
>>216019107That has nothing to do with the pic that anon posted. Some adult transitioning isn't leading to grooming gangs. If you actually cared about those issues it would be one thing, but you don't, they're just the shield you use to cover up your obviously immoral sadism.
>>216010235>>216010154You guys obviously have no kids and zero hobbies. I travel all the time to go deep sea fishing and hiking. You guys are lonely cynical faggots.
>>216018714Gay = funny to millennials
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>>216020142it's not like we can help it. some people are just so apathetic and lazy even having a hobby is too much effort. I don't want to hike or fish or do anything. I just don't give a shit about anything. It's not a fun life but we can't just flip a switch in our brain and be normal.
>>216019212Presumably he's a Brit, or some other nations have major grooming gang headlines I'm not aware of. As a Brit I can say that while this nation is a matriarchal dystopia where the fattest white trash female shrieks everyone into submission, this wouldn't be possible if more men had brains and balls. The grooming gangs target single mother homes in impoverished areas, the troon issue exists due to social pressure, and both could be battled if the men of this nation were to simply man up. All issues are fundamentally issues of force, if you're not willing to project force or cannot even project the illusion of force, others will.
I bought a house in 2017 and it went up almost $300,000 in value. I spend on average about 10 hours a week doing actual work and the rest playing video games. Noone cares and my coworkers like me.I like going out to nice restaurants with my wife.I enjoy working out and taking care of my body in my spare time.Maybe you guys are just miserable faggots who make bad decisions?
>>216011345it's bizarre that this is the only rational response
>>216017879I'm liking S3 a lot so far. S2 felt like they just floored the gas on the style and the results were very hit or miss, but this season strikes a better balance between the more manic pace of S2 and the subtler tone of S1. Mr. Frog Part III was actually great and Mole Man was a fun piss take on the show's fandom.
>>216020704>I was in the right time and place to win the lottery, why don't you just be like me?
>>216020471Manning up in this case would be to start beating them again and taking their voting rights away. Big job
fucking bot threads
>>216007351it's the ultimate hindbrain dopamine generator. it's not a conscious thing.
>>216007350arc raiders
>>216011476You can do both my man. One of the best hikes I ever did was Mt Fuji with my best bud and sister to see the sunrise. One of my other best hikes was taking off to Asgard Pass and getting a permit for the Enchantments (extraordinarily hard to do) during a week day while I was unemployed. You think travel is about consumption, but you don't have to do that, you can just go and check shit out. But you'd need to leave your cumgeon to do that
>>216020704>Maybe you guys are just miserable faggots who make bad decisions?I definitely am.
>>216018947cattle
>>216007370I'm not wealthy, but I live very comfortably in a small house (~600 sqft with a detached garage) that I purchased during COVID. Looking back I should have bought something bigger, but it's really the perfect size for me.
>>216023029Stop whining and go shoot up a synagogue or something. Jesus christ you limp wristed faggot.
>>216010438>chris does an episode of slightly artistic with... another newgrounds creator (who is a successful animator)>this is woke for some reasonmeanwhile Dave, Cory and Chris raped and tortured an AI of the clowngirl
>>216023088relax gladio friendstein, you don't want a visit from the partyvan do you?
>>216023029Hrm, now that's a bit odd
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