What went wrong?
>>216007737It didn’t need to exist. Therefore anything they did would be a failure which is why nobody is watching it.
>>216007747>why nobody is watching it.It being locked behind HBO isn't helping either.
Not enough graphic sex scenes in the sewers.
"White people bad" the show
What if the real horror….was racism?!!!
Turbowoke The military plot not only has zero place in any It adaptation, it feels like that's now becoming the main plot
>>216007781>>216007812To be fair, that is in-line with Stephen King's writings
>>216007812The real real horror is catty tween girls however.
>>216007737i want more boy
>>216007781They are bad though
>>216007737The Indian subplot is dumb and their portrayal of the past of the natives is mythical noble savage tier. The kid plot is also not that interesting.There are good ideas in there but then they get mixed with crap.
Just look at the writers of this shit.
>>216007737Nothing, it’s good. Only chuds hate it.
>>216007910lol
>>216007737You already know what is gonna happen. Black dad and hallorhan buddies die in fire in nightclub, black kid survives and his son will be in it. Black girl will die. All their schemes will fail. Indians will fuck off and blame whitey.
>The ritual used to combat Pennywise in the mental space is called Ritual of Chudwtf chuds are the good guys?
>>216007781Kind of like real life
>>216007839This scene was sad, but them I remembered that this girl looks like a model and this would never happen
>>216007781Isn't that every show since 2010?
THE GALOO
>>216007737They made It as a two-parter movie, instead of 12 episodes miniseries that is a proper adaptation of that door-stopper.Now that it build all the hype and fandom, they have nothing to draw from.
>>216007812And Baby Jesus.
>>216007910That’s so cooked
Before IT was Pennywise the Dancing Clown, IT took the form of Bullwinkle the Retarded Moose.
Galoooooooooooooo
>>216009243>They made It as a two-parter movie, instead of 12 episodes>they have nothing to draw from.This. They really used up the highlights of it so there's nothing left to tell. All they have is this extremely peripheral shit to mess with.
>>216007910It never had a chance
Ayo I finna make a call and get dem Freedom Niggas up here in yo ass.
>>216007737The only reason anyone remembers IT is because there was a creepy as fuck clown... And so far this show has had exactly no creepy ass clown in it.The fuck were they thinking?
>>216007737>DerryI cant take this show seriously just based on name.
Clown?
>>216007737>disproportionately high levels of minorities>explicitly wypeepo bad theme>shoehorned holocaust content>zero clown scenesIt's lowkey DEI horseshit. Review bomb, shit post and move on.
>>216009516Is it review bombing if you tell the truth?
He saw a clown outside his window through the spy glass.They're just building up to IT being a clown, at least the hallucinations / visions are in tune with movie.But yeah the military stuff is gay as hell, is that a subplot or does it tie into the supernatural Derry activity? Most recent episode about native american indians trapping IT was probably the only lore-expanding thing we're going to get.
>>216007737the premise isn't that good and the success of the first movie was a fluke.
Millenial wokeoid writing. Everything they touch has the stink of shit on it.
Watched 3 episodes and so far the "scary" moments never really feel connected to the actual story. It feels like random setpieces where the writers said "we need 2 per episode" so they just throw some shit in that fits the runtime. The mystery around the whole town and all is a lot more interesting thoughbeit but if there's no improvements in E4 i might just drop it.
>>216007845>>216008064Quit using things invented by them, then. Namely>4chan>the Internet>Electricity
>>216009526It is when you use ChatGPT and sock puppet accounts like me. Fuck these (((production companies))).
>>216007781I had to fucking fast forward all the brother sister black peepoh shit. Fucking hamfisted, as per usual I guess.
>>216009873The second movie was that way too. Need a spook every 15 minutes so they just throw in the most random shit.
>>216009932Bigots like you are NOT Welcomed to Derry
>>216007737Nothing its kino but /tv/ is too /pol/brained to accept it.
>>216007737FIR ME, the new iteration of IT is just not scary. maybe it was never scary. it's like a kid's movie, except then they will randomly murder children. which is like making the movie or this show go from 0 to 9000. also in 3 episodes Pennywise is in ONE shot
>>216009885/pol/ would say white people didn't invent them, jews did
>>216010022A fictional town. The only thing I enjoyed was the 1950's/early 60's aesthetic, which I thought they did quite well.>But BangorI'm aware.
Noble injuns lived in harmony with IT until evil whitey colonizers showed up
>>216009516>zero clown scenesthe clown is a manifestation of fear and hatred, and the show has plenty of that
>>216010099Also>IT manifests itself as the indians greatest fear: christian white people.
>>216010099evil colonists, evil naughty wicked colonists.>moanawe wuz voyagers! isn't that admirable????
>>216007737too much filler. cut the season in half and maybe it would have been good.
>>216010099you joke but this idea more or less applies to real life. natives lived in harmony with nature before white people came and polluted the environment with forever chemicals and carcinogens and microplastics
>>216010205jungle canibals were natives too
>>216010205lmaooo
The Injuns couldn't beat IT because battery acid and inhalers wouldn't be invented for another 300 years so they couldn't blow on IT with an inhaler and say it was battery acid.
>>216010205>natives lived in harmony with natureSure, but the natives also waged wars and raids on each other before the settlers came. Some tribes were especially aggressive and warlike, like the comanche. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN90wZRnyM0Start from 0:50
I hope someday white people go so far Left that their inherent autism makes them think all nonwhites should be put back in "harmony with nature" living in mudhuts and getting eaten by bears.
>>216010341the human sacrifices were bloody but mostly peaceful
>>216008063>Ritual of Chud defeats a man in make up going after children
i wonder what normie thinks when he sees all this over the top pandering and muh blacks/natives shit.
>>216010516Normies are pretty tired of it. I met a young girl studying to be a lawyer on the bus and she says it’s exhausting trying to find “something boring to watch”I think the only people who defend this stuff are internet adicts on places like r3dd1t or facebook
It was fun for one (1) episode, but the horror was drastically cut in later Episodes and now this pathetic >>Niggers are le GOOD??? Subplot is the only thing they care about
>>216007781Who hurt you?
>>216010516normies dont think about that at all.if they would, theyd stop watchin this crap, but they dont
>>216007910Unironically looks like Pennywise attempting to Impersonate another human only for the mask to slip when the protagonist takes a second look. I can practically hear the ominous violin sting.
>>216009516It's simply another case of the increasingly common practice where studios take a preexisting script and staple some trendy or nostalgic franchise to it in order to garuntee viewership.
>A black man having sex with a white woman is a worse crime than murder! White folks will instantly lynch you if they find out.While I like IT, Bills Skarsgård playing him, the horror, all these sub-plots with racism, white people bad, black people good, indian people good, is just too much.
>>216010066sure as hell wasn't the nogs
>>216010205gr8b8m8
>IT cant leave Derry because magic space rocks were buried surrounding the town>he was able to leave his cave even though those same magic space rocks are scattered around it
>>216011112It's obviously the Indian voodoo magic ritual that is stopping IT from leaving.
>>216011211HEYYA HIYA HIYA HIYA
>>216007737I can just smell the pathetic desperation of Derry shills. HBO cannot comprehend why this isn't some household name mega hit. It's not 2015 anymore
>>216007812
>>216010947>Women Indian people good and wise and win>Man Indian people weak and hotheaded and dieOverall this series is very on point with King's writing. He is ultimately cucked writer. You can (and should) write a horror about american anti nigger racism, but for some reason Clive Barker manages to do it fun and realistic, and Steven King can't.
>>216011112If this show was written by anyone with balls the twist would be that, while the Native American's belief that the rocks are protecting them do stop IT from harming them, the rocks themselves are expanding and diluting IT's domainThe first rock took it from the cave to the forrest, the other rocks made Derrick
>>216007737Kikes got pissed and decided boycott it doing a sabotage with bad reviews for that way nobody wants to watch it.
>>216011480Some writers just lack the ability or desire to make racist/sexist villains who are also interesting, understandable and even sympathetic. They're too invested in making them illogical, unlikable caricatures of pure evil resulting in bland 2d props lacking any proper chemistry with the protagonists.
>>216011701IT already had the Native American rituals not working tbf but with writers like this >>216007910 I wouldn't be surprised if the moral of the story is "Trying to use otherworldly creatures is good when POC do it but bad when the evil white man does it because they are not in sync with nature or something"
wow i had no idea there were female dominated tribes led by a great woman warrior
>>216007908>The Indian subplot is dumb and their portrayal of the past of the natives is mythical noble savage tier.They had the Chud already spelled out for them, and instead they had to turn it into a fetch quest of the 13 sparkly magic stones.Fuck'em
>>216011814English please
>>216007737everything fucking sucks. thanks israelis. we'll never forget. and we're owed trillions of dollars you stole.
>>216007781thismeanwhile genocide wiped out 600,000 kids and babies to create schizo ethno state
>>216009243Written by Stefan Kang
>>216007781You live under a rock or something? white people bad narrative stopped being subtle a long time ago, the jews went balls deep on whi peepo bad after TWD (2010).Even liberal fags started noticing there is to many fags, niggers and out of place people in tv series and movies now, the jew is desperate for sheckels but he forgot most who consume their garbage is actually chuds lol.Anyway i dont watch movies anymore to many niggers in the casting these days and the pretty girl always end with a negro, last horror movie i tried to watch was chainsaw massacre with that super pale skinned girl with jet black hair then they casted a negro as her bf and i was done, forever, never watched a movie again after that i got jew exaustion
>>216007781I'm genuinenly curious. If you were to make a movie set on 50's america, would you completely ignore all the shit that happened back then?
>>216010516i ask my normie friends and they dont even notice it, they just think its cool they're watching a popular show they talk about with other normies
the fact they don't portray actual racism in the show is kind of offensive to black people, they're sanitizing the actual trials they went through
>>216011034Moving the goal posts. Classic failed reich.
>>216010066Who cares about what a bunch of brown commies would say, faggot?
>>216012765Pretending Nigs don't count Jews as white.go loot another Target
>>216007737The movies were lazy jump scare tripe. Why would anyone want more of that?
>>216007737I'm enjoying it. It's kind of fun that they killed the first batch of MCs just to get to the actual ones. Enjoying Halloran and Hanlon being there it's kind of fun to see a psyonic dicking around near Derry and being like, oh fuck man what was that. The racial bylines have been ok, I did enjoy the police chief pointing out the accused had his visits and lawyer. As for the complaints about the magic rock, we do know IT must follow the "rules" of whatever form it inhabits. I think it could be a pretty interesting plot point that the modern age science era destroys the magic of the pre atomic age and then releases a horror as a result (almost like how the atomic age felt for a lot of people). I also think it's somewhat clever to do it in a time period where generalized anxiety was similarly high as the modern age (tho more about nuke annihilation). I chuckled heartily at the Cuban kid knowing Santeria. Now that shit is racist lol
>>216012647Why not? We live in the current era and put things like looting and rioting down as "peaceful protests". Isn't it worse to do that, to dress current events up as something else?See this is the real problem with blacks. They want yt to apologize for things that happened 200 years ago, but refuse to take responsibility for what they're doing right now.>>216012835Apart from Michael Jackson and Malcolm X the only other black I've known to get close is Ice Cube. But he still manages to fuck it up because he thinks not all whites are Jews, but all Jews are white. In reality no whites are Jews and no Jews are white.
>>216013171Literally the entirety of early Rap stars started a record label explicitly citing Jewish ownership of their masters
>>216009474>>216009516Tbh I like Pennywise starting out as a stalker figure adjacent to the visions rather than monstrous and the focal point of the visions right off the bat. (he should've fully appeared in the intro scene of the first episode tho)Unfortunately Miss MLK's plotline is hogging all the space so the Pennywise related scenes are too spread apart to be good build up. Close to half of the last 3 episodes has been filler, it's absurd
>>216007737>welcome to dairy. Black people cant eat there.
>>216007828Even The Stand?
>>216007737There are so many better King novels to do this with. Like imagine "Welcome to Wilmington" and there are just a bunch of trucks and blenders that want to kill you all the time.
>>216012647>make a movie set on 50's America, how could you NOT show all the white people constantly being racist monsters terrorizing black people. What else did anyone do back then?
>>216007910ugh. when will this end?
>>216007737So the “dindu nuffin” guy fucked a white women.I bet that it’s the mother of the pretty “evil” blonde girl.Would fit the pattern of this shitshow.
>>216007910Well there you have it.
>>216007910SHIEEET IT’S SHANIQUA JACKSON
>>216015918it's going to be the police chief's wife
not watching tv shit for niggers simple af
>>216013717they would lynch and torture people who whistled at white woman>inb4 nothing wrong with that
The Muschietti's over do it. They can create a creepy scene, but they never know when to stop, they show more and more until every 'scary' scene ends up with just some CGI monster with long limbs and fangs running at the camera reaching out. Their horror lacks dread or suspense, instead it plays out more like a action movie, which at times can be fun, but it does get tiresome. They're like the Micheal Bay of horror directors.
>>216007910
>>216017351sure did. 1000 whistlers died in 1948 alone.
>>216007910it explains a loti'm done with this show, it's going nowhere
I would like to say that the posters who called the show blaming White settlers for It being released were vindicated. They even use the line "our people lived in harmony with the creature" lmao.
>>216010947This entire show is basically just a constant parade of anti-White blood libel with one or two decent two minute horror scenes an episode.
>>216010339What's with the racial power scaling?>It can take out entire bands of injun warriors in broad daylight>Can only kill a White child if they're alone and generally unarmed
>>216007737The CGI gore is extremely effective imho. The bike chase was weak but pickle jar man was legit unsettling.
>>216009868>>216009873It really does feel like one of those cases of some resentful communist wanting to write their own kill whitey story but only able to do it by parasitizing an existing medium. Ofc King is a massive libtard so it could just be that this was always how it was going to turn out.
>>216017939wait, do they really suggest that? That It wasn't hurting anyone until the whities showed up?
>>216018087No they mean that as in they stayed out of his range of influence so they couldn't be hunted. Which is why using the line "living in harmony" with it retarded because that isn't living in harmony at all, that's just avoidance. Although it wouldn't surprise me if at some point a non uses the entity to kill a bunch of rayciss ypeepul like >>216012025 suggests
>>216018048It's trash. Your taste sucks. You are everything wrong with modern viewers. You should kill yourself.
>>216007737black people. what else. just another tv show where all black people are angels and whitey bad. along with one of the ugliest black kids i've seen on screen
Anti-white messaging full of lies. Nothing that's depicted in the show ever happened, at all, yet it's presented as fact.
>>216015918>half a season to go>the military already knows about IT's houseShit 90% of the rest of the season will be about the black father and the forbidden romance plotline
>>216018159so what was it eating?
>>216007737hbo
>>216009885>4chan>inventedKek anon 4chan was an imitation at its inception... Electricity wasn't ''invented'' either and one of the two fathers of the Internet was a Jew thus not white.You could say I'm being pedantic but that's how you know I'm white and you are a pale imitation mutt trying to score points however you can in your desperate attempt to be me, which of course is impossible. Seethe etc, picrel is a representation of your self-hating black self for your appreciation.
>>216007812nigger I lived in Madagascar as the only white kid around for a year when i was 15 because my parents were retarded christian missionaries, I used to get beat up by black kids all the time, this white guy in the village next to ours got the burning tyre treatment and it was never even reported in the news, all because he looked at some black girl wrong and there had been a white rapist like a decade before.Fuck racism man, you don't know how scary it is until you're the target, I used to laugh it off like everyone else before we went there.
>>216007747You could say that about Andor.
>>216007908I can't believe they went with the magic marker stones and cliche indians, I thought for sure that leak was a troll. I'd say it's crazy its gotten such good scores on RT but we live in a world where From is a highly acclaimed series so nothing surprises me anymore.They tried to fit too much stuff in there, the kid actors are alright even though the plot is reheated and boring, I like the black actors as well but their story has also already been done many times before in this past decade alone. Oh well, at least since there are 2 girls we can hope for a real orgy this time instead of a train.
>>216009526review bombing usually implies that you are either inflating one element that you hate to the detriment of the rest of the work viewed or that you didn't watch and are simply following a brigade movement. Anyone that posts a review on RT or imdb is a turbotranny though, so there's also that.
>>216019290>the kid actors are alrightThey're pretty bad. It was strange to me they killed the two white boys early on because they actually had some chemistry. I think it was the latest episode where the black kid is telling his mom they were chased by spooky ghosts on their bikes and he quickly buried his face into an embrace with her to avoid crying because he couldn't. Couldn't even fake it. It was very obvious. The little black girl is just an angry barking dog. There's no chemistry between any of them.
>>216012835pretending I care what nigs count jews as, they're not white, simple as. Go kvetch somewhere else sir.
It would've been funny if instead of whites, it was one of those rudimentary wheels wreaking havoc in the woods, much more king's style.
>>216010341I thought they mostly did that counting coup bullshit?
>>216019374Richie is the best of the new crew but he's a bit of a caricature. 10 years from now if I'm reminded of this show (unlikely) I'll probably only remember Hallorann and the Episode 1 duo
Where's the clown, Muschietti? Where's the fucking clown, shithead?
>>216007781Spot the lie
>>216019576kek
>>216018766That's a good question. Supposedly it had been there for millions of years long before humans stepped foot in North America.
>>216019374Yeah the ep1 kids were pretty good, I feel like they paid too heavy a price just for a first episode gimmick. I like the other actors except the fat white girl and the black girl, it's not top tier child acting but much better than I've seen in other high-budget series. Anyways the pacing is all over the place so it doesn't matter since we barely spend any real time with any of the characters to make them feel real.
>>216019532I just realized I couldn't tell you the names of any of the new losers club kids.
>>216018766it feeds off of fear, so it probably ate whatever animal passed by. Maybe humans are just choicer meat because of our particular type of fear boosted on sentient imagination.
>>216007737It's discount Stranger Things but without the heart, good acting, likeable characters, good writing and production values.
>>216019722Eh I never remember names in TV shows or movies anyways, better to just remember face and backstory.
>>216019700You're absolutely right. Each episode is so clunky with moving around the different character groups. There's no flow to it. Certainly no suspense.
>>216019722Only remember Rich because he says it all the time. 3 episodes with these new kids and not sure they have interacted as a friends a single time
>>216010205>lived in harmony with natureWhich ones? The injuns regularly scalped and raided each other and raped their women, or are you talking about the noble aztecs that sacrificed multiple people a day to their sun god and then ate the corpses?
>>216019778Yeah, I hate that so many TV shows do this now, Stranger Things in other horrorslop related series is guilty of this as well although they manage to do it better by synchonising the tension in each subplot so it still feels good.
>>216007737I like it because it tortures children and I dont care about niggers, if they came up with stupids speeches i just fast forward.In the other hand is funny how it triggers the salty anon. Muuuh niggers, muh empowered women, Im not watching it! Im not watching it! Heeeey you Im not watching that show because I have good tasteee and this website that I call shit when it doesnt agree with me, it agrees with me now so Im right. Please validate my opinion.
>>216019795Exactly! Like the kids suddenly want to help each other for no reason at all and the black kid is instantly in love with the only other black person in school. It was missing a good bullying episode or some broken friendship to be mended, the scares feel like too forced an element to bring them together even though it makes sense that IT would target the marginalized losers.
>>216019891War and sacrifice is human nature, nothing wrong with any of that when we were burning and crucifying our way through the world as well. The anon meant balance with nature in the long-term, although I'm no Injun historian so I have no idea how true it is outside of movie cliches and the simple notion that America as the land of bounty must have been a paradise of resources for the comparatively meager population inhabiting it.
>>216017351You watch too much propaganda made by Jews.Blacks have always behaved like shit, this is unironically the best they've ever been.
>>216019932>Please validate my opinion.I also enjoy seeing anons on here making their obligatory fitting-in posts for these shows.
>>216019139>talking real to /tv/ chudsAnon you are a lost cause, if you haven't learned by now you never will.
Look I don't want to be racist here but 1950s America looked so fucking different YOU LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE IT ANYMORE.And we are talking about 1950s fucking Maine.Which was even whiter than white.
>>216020111Derrick looks more diverse in this show than in IT Chapter 2 which was set in 2017 lol
Matriarchal societies didn't have female warriors. It was still dudes doing the fighting and most of the hunting.
>>216009885>invented by them, then. Namely>>4chanJapanese>>the InternetBritish>>ElectricityDiscovered is not the same as invented. Electricity existed before earth was formed, let alone Homonids.
The plot is insufferably slow4 episodes in and only a hint of the clown
>>216019139>>216020063>get assaulted by blacks>blame racismkek
Pennywise is a wuss. It's confirmed
I like how Pennywise continuously fucks with the main girl to get her sent back to the asylum. They should spend more time on a monster clown psychologically breaking down and isolating his victims instead of the magic dirt heyahoya and dei plotlines that go nowhere
>>216007910Well tha explains everything
>>216007737>What went wrong?[Spoiler]Nothing.[/spoiler]
>>216020183that's only because we're following the army lads, we've only seen that one black family in Derry proper that isn't related to the army. In fact I wonder how they even ended up there if they're the sole blacks of Derry (no other black kids in school besides the ones we've seen)
Marge is best girl and I want to impregnate her and start a family with her
>>216021074Pennywise would win, Vecna feeds on trauma and Pennywise isn't human so has none, Vecna is still somewhat human and so IT can fear on his fear. Wolfhard fails again.
>>216021170There's a black neighborhood where the cinema theatre owner lives.
>>216021100I am too old for this shit, can't tell if he's being serious or not when he compliments the show.
>>216020028The old lady of a very famous "whistler" case admitted on her senior years that she made it up and got a child killed because
>>216021206crap, I must have missed it I was doing some cooking when I watched the first episode.
>>216021219>whistlerwhenever I see this word I always think of skinwalkers because of that one creepypasta people used to post here in the mid 2010s
>>216021195>ahhhh help me the kids are having sex >died
>>216020596You watched 4 episodes, to see a clown look into the mirror
>>216021219Is this like the Emmett Till case where the victim "admitted she lied" after decades of harassment by communists and blacks including multiple attempts to break into her house. On top of the fact that she "admitted she lied" when she was extremely old and her mind was starting to go.
>>216021329Does Vecna have genuine, non-zombified kids to stage a counter-curse orgy with? I rest my case.
>>216021347Yes.
Friendly reminder
Scares are treated as a clusterfuck instead of building tension. Unnecessary lore that makes the villian less scary.
>>216021548The 2 scares per episode feels like an actual mandate from HBO and it feels like the writers are trying their hardest to think of stuff they could add that would be spooky.>Uh snail parasites are spooky... maybe we could something with that....?
>>216009873>the "scary" moments never really feel connected to the actual storySo kind of the walking dead effect where the show was a soap opera with a random zombie scene then right back to the soap opera?
>>216019657Shit, according to the book it's older than the fucking universe. That's the kind of retarded powerscaling a nasty coke habit gets you.
>every scene involving IT is constructed and plays like an action scenePlus trash CGI.
>>216021347#Believewomen
I fast forward through about 95% of each episode. Basically if there is a black person on screen, i fast forward.
>>216022094Ive been watching on 2x speed. Its way better.I think killing the kids in the first ep was a mistake. Every character now is bland and forgettable.
>killed off the yt and jew kids>introduce more black kidslollmaoI still like it and I think the show is good
>>216007781It even has my lefty gf questioning the narrative
>>216021346savage
>>216021219Wonderful Jewish fairytales about why you should hate whitey, volume 13322.
>>216007737>>216007781>>216007812Didn't we get this show already?
>>216022311A few times even
>>216007828Anon, almost every book he has centers around a psychic with direct Nordic ancestry
more nigger propaganda as usual.
>>216009873I know I sound like an edgy too cool for school nerd but the pickle scene really did make me laugh. Couldn't imagine a less scary thing than white woman screaming at pickles that turn out to be her dad.
>>216022350>Does it make me a Nazi for not taking 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes' seriously?No, anon. It makes you sensible.
>>216007910What did she mean by this?
I guess they could have worked on their writing better. but I mean I don't know how people expect writers to write the events leading to the 1962 black spot fire which was what this season is about without having a few blacks that are later murdered in the fire and a racist group that murdered them in the eventPic related is the timeline the series intends to explore.
Where is gofile-sama? Please gibs 4k direct download.
>>216009474It’s amazing. Are you people even sentient? You missed the part where It wasn’t a clown, roughly half of what happens in the movies? Did you also miss the ending? Where they explain that It isn’t actually a clown, and takes many forms? It’s in there for the real retards so if you still don’t get it why the fuck even watch movies at all? Just watch the tiktok clips.
>>216009873> never really feel connected to the actual story. They talked about her father and the pickles it’s why she was sent to the funny farm in the first place, it’s her recurring nightmare. They set up the parasite eye stalks, and also her insecurity about glasses making her eyes look big. The father being burned is more foreshadowing and setup. You realize you can keep your eyes on the show as it plays right? That way you might see information related to the show.
>>216022747>Ask anyone what Pennywise looks like>They will say clown>AKSHUALLY THATS NOT ITS TRUE FORM ITS AN ANCIENT CREATURE FROM SPACE THAT CAN TAKE ON VARIOUS FORMS HYUCK HYUCKYou are media illiterate
>>216022747It's amazing how willfully contrarian you're being. For the past thirty-five years the main image associated with It is the evil clown. The show was promoted with the evil clown. Why else would people be interested in this? It's not for the pickle monster or the evil lampshade. It's for the clown. And you know this.
>>216022404weren't those the deadlights? why is she still sane or even alive?
>>216022863Native Americans had to face much worse than the dead lights. They had to face white people. She can take it.
>>216022421Literal Surf Dracula streaming slop nonsense. No one on earth gives a single solitary fuck about the 7 episodes of poorly written shit leading up to any of those historical events. They want to see the fucking clown with a tommy gun shooting gangsters or running around in a KKK robe setting niggers on fire.
>>216021347Leo Frank was innocent
This "crazy girl keeps getting mistaken for crazy" thing is almost as tiresome as the "fuck White people" thing.
>>216024491How the fuck is she going to get out of being caught looking like she hacked her eye off? >Super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
>>216012647>all the shit that happened back thenPrimarily people being segregated from each other and leaving each other alone?
>>216010066Who cares about what "/pol/" thinks? Why are you obsessed with them?
>Ribbon in my Hair won't stop playing in my brain.
blast up on some derries
What's a Galoo?
>>216007737Literally nothing. It’s pure kino.
Female protagonist who is boring and black man with an extremely cliche plot line. Plus why there a black guy in Maine it all feels so force. Killing that one tall kid who was a conspiracy theories was a mistake he was full of charisma.
>>216024562The other girl just saying what happened. Obviously. Which is what made that specific scene stick out to me for being either completely pointless, or for requiring further contrivances to sustain (ie, Pennywise mind-controls her to say "crazy attacked me!").
every "scare" is just IT running at the characters in a jittery, chopped motion
>>216012647It's not even that. They're going back to colonial times and implying that It wouldn't be a problem if not for white people.
>>216025009What else is there to be scary? It's pointless trying to actually be scared of watching a screen after you're over 13 years of age
>Ok General you can try to capture this alien killing machine and use it on the Cubans, we know exactly how it works just find the super negroes that can contain it with their mind powers
Never watched this show or anything but I will say It is probably one of Stephen King's better novels
>>216009516The book has lots of minorities. A small town of the Midwest with a synagogue and half of the population are black.
>>216025920Not to mention the one Cuban family to flee communism and not go to Florida for some reason
>>216019139All the more reason to hate niggers
>>216012025They already suggested that everything was fine with IT when it was just Native Americans, and that IT didn't truly become a menace until wypipo colonizers invaded. And of course it was the Natives who set things right.At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they make a new epilog that shows that the Losers Club didn't actually kill it, but that some heckin brave gang of Native American womyn warriors went down into the sewer and finished the job.This show is so fucking stupid.
I marathoned the first episode yesterday and most of the complaints I've read here are not valid.People are overreacting.It's a nice scary story.But I didn't understand, one of the kids is from a Jewish family but he's named Theodore?Doesn't make sense.
>>216007910oh. that explains everything about this show. mystery solved
>>216026348>I marathoned the first episodeThat's the only decent episode of this slop and why it is the only one being mentioned. The rest are just "stuff happens and some jump scares". The only memorable thing from the other episode is pickle jar monster.
>>216007747it's basically IT but with a presumably bad ending like most of king's books this shit only makes me wonder how the losers club was able to turn pennywise into an used condom at the end of the 2019 movie if he had been this powerful, kek.
>>216026348>first episodeThings go downhill anon. I too thought the first episode was decent, but by episode 2 I was "oh no what are the writers doing" over the military plot, episode 3 I was laughing at the BOO HAUNTED HOUSE CGI, and episode 4 I was ringing my bell while having a belly laugh at the shoehorned woke backstory
>>216007781I don't agree because the show has positive white representation as well.
>>216026454Yeah, like the white girl, the list goes on...
>>216026460The army general played by Dexter's dad also. He and Lily are the best characters in my true opinion and they are positively represented.
>>216007737It was good until the black guy gets arrested for sleeping with a white woman.
>>216026437>>216026451Ok thanks bros, I will watch the second episode today during the evening but I will have my expectations lowered.It's not like there is something worth watching right now other than this and Pluribus (haven't watched the latter, only read good things about it on /tv/).
>>216022311Who is that Kang?
>>216011383>Ebony MagazineWhat else are they going to talk about?
>>216011383>In HBO’s chilling prequel It: Welcome to Derry, actors Jovan Adepo, Taylour Paige, and Chris Chalk explore how the show turns racism into the era’s most terrifying villain.>Its realWHAT THE FUCK???
>>2160077373 episodes in and I don't see what people are complaining aboutthe intro sequence is especially nice
>>216007737too many blacks. i stopped watching the show.
>>216027203too many blacks you pathetic redditor
>>216027203go back to preddit
How did they indians know It came from space millions or even billions of years ago?
>the cutest girl in the series is an evil bully who'll probably die horrificallyWhy does this keep happening
>>216027243>>216027265>trying this hardfucking retards
>>216026540Acktually...
>From the twisted uneducated mind of Stephen King....
>”3 episodes in and I don't see what people are complaining about. the intro sequence is especially nice”
>>216027380why do leftists and trannies even post here
>>216027243>>216027265>>216027380>>216027399samefag nigger
Why would the tunnels under that house be connected to the buried meteorite shards? Did Indians dig them so that their shamans could do maintenance work on IT's prison ? The shards were buried like 2 feet dip, wouldn't some of them be unearthed when Derry and nearby highways, roads and infrastructure were built?
>>216027377>Show constantly references how the only black people are sent there by the Army>Even have a Army guy confess to a crime he didn't commit because he hated niggers>Wife of Army black guy constantly asking "Are we going to be alright here?">Mayor of Maine tells Sheriff "Arrest the nigger" for no reason>Sheriff having to tell qt black wife "We aren't the South, we gave dindu legal protection>Literally zero black people other than those sent by Army>You can add up all the black people and still have a number far less than 1%
>>216027203the show has a lot of filler without the plot going forward till the last minutes of the episode, specially the last onelike yes, I can appreciate the writters expanding on the world building yet most of the last episode was filled with shit that we either already know of or dont really care about.
>>216027649The more they explain about the creature the more retarded it feels. We already saw him get defeated in the 90s and the 2010s remakes. Do we really need the capeshit magical injuns plotline again. All they had to do was show the Clown eating kids and they can't even fucking do that in a timely manner. Fire the obese nigger-spic they have writing it and get someone else in there. This is gonna be another way too expensive to produce one season flop that fails because they banked way too hard on having multiple seasons that ironically will never happen because they fucked around too much instead of getting to the point and let the costs balloon out of proportion.
>>216027610This fucking scene lol... somehow I guess it before he said it. Jesus Christ... shits so predictable
The whole weaponizing IT is as stupid as stupid as weaponizing dinosaurs in Jurassic World. Could they at least put a little more thought into it?
>>216026454The only white main characters are children, and the adult ones are basically villains.
>>216027283I like hot and evil women so I don't mind.
>>216019585Most violent crime is committed by non-whites
entertaining show so far.good or bad, i don't know, but entertaining? yes.
>>216027914>fake shitBegone.
>>216021219Wow and George Floyd was a saint and good father
>>216027708>Do we really need the capeshit magical injuns plotline again. I like the idea that finally more than just a group of adults get to know about pennywise since SOMEONE should have noticed the certain events happening in derry every 27 years the plot surrounding it is.. dumb. how do you even plan to control and use this borderline godly like figure to begin with?>show the Clown eating kids and they can't even fucking do that in a timely manner. This is also kind-off the elephant in the room. Where the fuck is Pennywise?
>>216028210>how do you even plan to control and use this borderline godly like figure to begin with?Well the magical Injuns already found a way
>>216022421This is an horror show. The focus should be following the kids trying to prove the girl's dad is innocent, not the black mother playing lawyerMaking the adults (black of course) aware of IT already messes with a core aspect of the show which is the kids going on adventures while their parents are unaware of what's happening. Why hasn't the black dude told his wife and kid to go to another city already?
>>216029301he got moved there by the army I assume
>>216029301I had thought about it last week and believed the black dude not being capable of feeling fear would mean he wouldn't be affected by IT at all which would backfire as he (and the military) would believe it's all just an illusion that can't actually cause harmInstead he saw his son get burned by an invisible magical creature and went on with his life
>>216029948The Losers Club were still capable of seeing IT even when they were fearless so I think it makes sense he can see IT too. But I agree making the character so aware of what's happening wasn't a good choice story wise
>>216029948IT kills a kid who can't feel fear in thebook.
>>216030116Could the kid also see the illusions? I was thinking he would see Pennywise but the illusions would not affect him
Made it to the birthing scene and turned that shit off with the quickness
>INJUNS HAD BORDERS THEN WHITEY IGNORED THOSE BORDERS BECAUSE NONWHITEY BORDERS GOOD
>>216022793>Ask anyone what Pennywise looks like>They will say clown>AKSHUALLY THATS NOT ITS TRUE FORMIt isn’t Pennywise. This point is literally spelled out for you in all media variants. > You are media illiterateIronic.
I still think it's bullshit they beat IT at the crash-site by yelling at him "Clown, a little old woman!"Then he literally shrinks and dies with his heart torn from his chest completely defenseless, all from some name-calling fucking retarded
>>216007772
>>216026477what is good about the general he is cynically using the monster for his own ends he isn't trying to save the town
>>216010205>natives lived in harmony with nature before white people cameNatives was involved in wars with other tribes, for land, territories or women. There is no good "race", humans are both good and evil.
>>216029948>>216030112Hanlon's dad believes his son because he isn't a resident of the town. The outsiders always see more in Derry, it's just usually the parents have long been trained to ignore shit. This is a super common theme in pretty much every supernatural media. The core ethos of it is that children are OPEN to the world whereas adults are not. This is both survival and belief because if you are open you are vulnerable (which is why all supernatural creatures tend to appear to/prefer children). It's also possible due to the fact that Hanlon saved Halloran he can see IT (Bowers sees IT as an adult due to interacting with him). My guess is Hanlon and Halloran can see IT and therefore are more open to seeing ITs actions even if IT doesn't appear to them
>>216007737Its based on a King's novel, hence shit.
>>216022747WELL ACKSHUALLY... In the books IT has 35 different forms, with the clown not only being the most common, but also the one that he spends the most time in (more than all the other forms combined infact). Several chapters of the books are written from ITs perspective, and he just so happens to be a clown in these.What now hotshot?
>>216012647Sure, I’d show the government forcing integration at the point of a bayonet
>>216022311>black people steal magic from white peopleDid.. did they know what they were writing?
>>216034099>that damn goverment forcing us to treat negroes as humans
>>216032294no
>>216012628too*, you fucking brown ESL.Is the joke of this post that pro-whites can't even fucking spell and use basic grammar?
>>216027610>mayor of Mainelol, it do be like that tho in small-town America xD
>>216026483No, it was shit from the beginning. The "black man is going to be lynched in 1960s Maine because he slept with a white woman" is just one of the many corners the puddingheads who wrote this slop have painted themselves into.
>>216012647It's in the 60s.Anyways, it's very realistic to have a show set in some podunk small town in that decade where there just aren't any niggers around. At all. Anywhere. Furthermore, if I were making a movie about a spooky alien clown killer, there would be reason or necessity to have side pieces talking about "Aw shiet we dun bein' dat discriminitninatedted against agin yawl" at all. If I want to watch something that's all about "boohoo negros" in that time period, I'll watch Mississippi Burning.
>>216021100What's he looking at?Why is his mic so small and has pubic hair on it?
The black lady is very cute, and a pretty decent actress. If they had her dealing with the weirdness of Derry like in the first episode, and maybe give her a story to unravel like her husband, that would've been actually empowering instead of her talking about how she supported the cause back down south. Would also work well with the whole my husband can't tell me about his work thing. Honestly the whole woke thing is laid on way too thick. I very much enjoy the pilot dude and hallorans actor, hope they tone down this woke shit.
>LOUD NOISES
Which Native American tribe was a matriarchy run by "Clan mothers" again?
>>216036687All of them, they were hecking wholesome and peacefully live in harmony with nature until the evil white men came and stole their wheels, driving them to madness.
>>216022404>I like to picture Jesus as like a Xenomorph that pops out of a guy.>No! We're praying to Baby Jesus. Dear Baby Jesus. Not Hobo Jesus, notNinja Jesus, not Xenomorph Jesus. Baby. Jesus.
This is COMPLETELY retarded. Completely. Anyone who says this utter shite is good is objectively a shill.
>>216036687And female-led warbands lol
>>216036750There is a slight chance that the rocks turn out worthless and only worked because everyone believed they did. But after seeing the lead writer posted my hopes are slim.
>>216036541Her wig fits her really well even though it looks fake, it makes her cute but at the same time it's obvious that it's a wig.
>>216019731Yep, IT actually has a couple PoV chapters in the book where it states that despite Its eternal nature, the depth of human imagination was ALMOST new, ALMOST noteworthy so It chose us as It's favorite prey
>>216036750Why are lefties so obsessed with viewing as progressive a culture that would absolutely beat a woman and tell her to go back to tending the fire?
>>216019891>AztecsYep, Cannibal Kingdom hypothesis. There were very few protein choices aside from bugs and lizards so to keep a massive growing population fed they had to eat people.
>>216007737Galoo reminds me of Baloo
Lilly the androgynous Dustin-looking from Stranger Things is really cute and her mom too, her and Ronnie's accent is endearing, are they doing some kind of 60s Maine accent? Charlotte has a cute accent too.
>>216036839The Aztecs were so bad the neighboring tribes allied with hairy-faced, pale aliens to take them down.
>>216007737Bet the Latin kid will be killed first, and then he will be replaced by a blacker black kid.
>>216011383>>216012647This is super funny because nobody involved has any idea of what maine was like or even read any of the king books at the very least if yo're not into history. The actually think that they were lynching blacks in maine in the 60s.
>>216036703>stole their wheelsCan someone explain? Second time I am seeing wheels being mentioned. Is the joke that Indians invented wheels but yt pipo stole them?
IT or any Stephen King works was never scary to me, it's like RL Stein, not really scary.If you wanna be scared, watch Sinister.
>>216036877I did wonder why they cast Lilly's mother as a generic looking 60s Anglo-American woman in the Northeast while Lilly looks slightly deformed and retarded.
today's episode out of context:
>>216007737>What went wrong?Black girlboss throwing her weight around in a small and racist town without being strung up on a tree within the first hour of interfering with the cops just destroys my believability.Also Andy Muschetti using the same cgi supervisor and dp as the flash.The 2nd episode was good. Everything else has been trash
>>216026477This >>216032350 If anything it's an even more insidious form of anti-White blood libel than the surface moral scolding of "being a heckin decent human to niggerinos" because it's meant to send the message to nons that even helpful Whites are secretly just manipulating them into their own ends. Even if you just look at it on his actions in the show up to this point the basic moral message is that the only good White people are those who let nons do whatever they want and bend over backwards to accommodate them at their own expense. Faggot shit.
>>216012628>the jewsNo. The left. Jews are conservative. Americans aren't Jews they're just mutts.
The two kids they killed in the first episode were more likeable.
>>216022404Why was it all the female tribes girls who fought IT and not any of the men? Lmao
>>216036826I forget who but I think it was Yuri Bezemov or Solzhenitsyn who said that misogynistic or imperialistic behaviours by non-Western cultures and socialists/communists isn't seen as a problem by lefties. It's friend/enemy distinction at its purest form>Thing enemy tribe do BAD>Thing friend tribe do GOOD
>>216037026It's become more and more clear over the last few episodes that the entire first episode was basically just a bait and switch to get people interested>Kill off the first group of kids minus one for shock value>Makes people think the following group kids won't have plot armor>Turns out the following group of DEI hires actually do have plot armor because Pennywise doesn't want to kill them despite killing the other kids damn near immediately >Why doesn't he want to kill them? Just cuz lol
>>216036750Prey 2
>The real inter-galactic child-murdering demons were the white people we met along the way
>>216037137
>>216036927Niggers and browns literally invented everything, you see. They were the most advanced races the world had ever known and they were at least 100000 years ahead of their time.That was until the savage white retard devils went to war with mayonaise and rocks, beat them, enslaved them, took their land, and tossed them all back into the stone age.Yep.
>>216037146I gave them the benefit of the doubt when IT took the form of White zombies or whatever as it could've been native spirits that looked pale from decay. When it turned into a fat White priest with a zombie baby Jesus in its chest to chase the main native bitch I burst out laughing at the brazenness of it.
>>216037157Fucking kino.
>>216012647What shit do you think was happening in New England??Even now upper New England makes up most of the last 90% white states left in the union; back then even fewer black people lived there.You don’t have to talk about them because they shouldn’t be in a show about 1950s New Hampshire
>>216009497>”clowOUOne”
>>216021346baseado
>>216021074>>216021195>>216021480For a second I thought he meant Vecna from DnD (the only real Vecna) which absolutely would demolish the clown, but then I realize he meant the gayass zombie or whatever from that shitty show
>>216023081>They want to see the fucking clown with a tommy gun shooting gangsters or running around in a KKK robe setting niggers on fire.Yes please
>>216007737nothing. it's a great show, great casting and writing.as a bonus, it got the /pol/ tourist MAGA trash screeching about "woke" shit. (which admittedly is like shooting fish in a barrel, but still the seethe is hilarious)
>>216037568The redditspacing made the bait too obvious.
>>216007910what's that stuff on its head
Any hot hairy whores in this?
