>this guy's a ghost
>or possibly a werewolf
>but sir we have access to his whole 4chan post history
>>216009375>or maybe a vampire
>32 years old, no degree, no car, only worked for a year five years ago, last known address was his mother's house. good god this guy is good
>I want that report on my desk yesterday!
>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON>I WANT YOUR DICK>AND YOUR OTHER DICK