Cathy darling! The Jurassic Park thread is ready!
>>216009764*frenetic gnawing sounds*
>mumsy its jeff goldblum heeeelp
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>>216009764I want my chilli rare and my sea bass crisp and golden brown
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>wagie running the park on a unix system fueled entirely by chilean seabass
>>216010499you mean chili and seabass, surely?!
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>>216009764Did they add the line where Hammond says "the wee lass is fine" afterwards to make it less grimdark? I feel like the mom screaming was supposed to indicated that the kid was super fucked up.
for me? it's Lex
>>216011014she probably had a strong alergic reaction with a paralizing effect, IF the compis actually are venomous like in the book
>>216010499>unix systemLol I have a cousin who's like 70 and gets paid a shit ton of money and refuses to retire because companies that still use Unix need people that know how to use it, but it's basically a dead language and only a bunch of boomers know how to manage it
fuck you Spielberg for not using the camaleonic carnotaurus from the book, he's just a normie for dinosaurs. What was the point of pressuring Crichton to write a sequel if he wasn't going to use the coolest parts in the book?
>>216010499that guy should've played the penguin
>>216010499Why did he turn off the phones?
>>216012197Back then the internet dial up connection used the phone land lines to connect to the web. This meant everytime your aunt Martha wanted to do a house call, you'd get booted from your StarCraft match and would have to wait until she hung up to play online.
>>216009764Why they not made speaking sentient dinosaurs with breasts who can consent?
>>216009764>oh for gods sake, leave the thread alone janny!
>>216012238Consent to what exactly?
>>216012238>south asian IPevery single time
