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WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING INCELS GOING TO WATCH THE NEW PREDATOR MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?
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its too right-wing coded for me
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i refuse to watch a movie where the fucking PREDATOR goes on an adventure with a f*male and a quirk chungus pupperino. some real capeshit coded shit
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>>216010185
Go woke go broke
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>>216010241
A Virgin typed this out
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>>216010263
I have ejaculated multiple times inside a vagina of various races acthually, sometimes even raw, but just not black or jeet.
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>>216010241
4chan ruined your ability to enjoy things
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>>216010185
>The PREDATOR
Umm... How is this problematic thing allowed?
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>>216010291
>everything has to appeal to you or you're a school shooter

What causes this thinking?
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>>216010185
Because I'm not a fucking faggot.
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>>216010275
>But not one, wifed up, black goddess
Virgin, as I said
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I saw Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man in the kinoplex. I might go see Jujutsu Kaisen and Avatar and that's about it for this year. Movies are expensive
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>>216010293
if you can stomach having a predator president you can stomach watching a 90 minute predator movie
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>>216010303
reddit
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I preferred Running Man
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>>216010291
Implying I can't ruin myself on my own.
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>>216010185
umm this is toxic masculinity, yikes
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>>216010291
No it didn't.
Even if 4chan didn't exist I'd still refuse to watch this shit, I have capeshit fatigue simple as.
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You aren't fooling anyone. This PG-13 feminist pussified Predator deserves to flop
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>>216010185
Fascist movie i won't watch
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>>216010185
I only watch media made between 1929-2010.
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> Disney
I'm not a tranny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVVoF9zUMs
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>>216010241
Pretty much this.
The cringe exceeds anything I imagined possible after Prey.
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>>216010410
10 years too far imo.
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>>216010410
That's where I'm at.
Even started a movie, book and shows collection for my son. He's 3, but don't want him having to watch the shit that's coming out.
My wife wants 2002 to be the cutoff.
Does anyone know the significance of 2002? I went with 2010 because it's a good round number.
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>>216010232
>>216010241
>coded
Fuck off, you raging faggots.
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>>216010291
no your corporate overlords ruined my ability to enjoy things lol
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>>216010291
No, the radical left ruined the entertainment industry. There's nothing made for straight men, whites or adults.
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>>216010185
it's already making profit
Budget $105 million[2]
Box office $136 million[3]
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>>216010185
i only watch movies with self-inserts like chuck norris and charles bronson in them
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>>216010610
I disagree. So many lesbians, it's like porn, but I can watch it whenever I want.
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>>216010583
I went with 2010 just for LOTR movies really. At this point like 75% of everything I watch is pre 1955 just because there's more there I still haven't seen.
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>>216010185
Because it's woke af
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>>216010627
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>216010185
predators look retarded without mask
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>>216010241
Isn't she a legless hot human onahole? I wish I had one of those while kicking ass with my space gear.
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>>216010185
>laser bow
No, I may be retarded but I am a retard with principles.
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>>216010613
This is bait, but there are people who genuinely think that's how it works.
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>>216010663
>spoiler
he's slightly retard and had to be put down by his older brother, his father's wish
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>predator badlands is woke!
>predator badlands is hetero!
>predator badlands is too right wing!
>predator badlands is a return to form!
>chuds aren't seeing predator badlands!
i hate the current meta marketing strategy
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>>216010291
>enjoy things
faggot detected
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>>216010410
My man.
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>>216010185
this predator is literally a fucking nazi
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>>216010627
Except none of them ever fuck each other on screen, so what's the point?
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>>216010291
I still enjoy things perfectly fine. It's slop that I don't like.
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>>216010185
>cgi everything
>shallow depth of field
>washed out colors
Shan't.
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>>216010185
Same reason I don't read this shit
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>>216011079
Do actual humans even write that shit anymore? Surely this is one of the first things AI will automate. Romance shit/mystery shit/monster fucking romance and mystery shit etc. Women are so fucking retarded.
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>>216010291
>just eat the slop, bro
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>>216010734
dude, the movie came out a week ago.
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>>216010185
People who write like this are on a diet very high on s.o.ybean.

This is the complete opposite of true masculinity, which isn't about boasting testosterone or posing in front of explosions.
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Masculinity is like another one of those hidden languages that only 60% of men and 0% of women can speak, it's all very subtle and intuitive and if you don't have it you don't have it and never will
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>>216011311
Yeah, which means it's past the point of rapid growth. In studios' eyes, if a money hasn't made back at least three times its budget, then it's a flop. This ain't ever making that much, it's heading right to streaming services in a month, forgotten in two.
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>>216010291
what a retarded ass post
4chan has generals for and worships every new fotm streaming show and video game that comes out for a solid week upon release. if anything, shills have ruined by ability to look at any product objectively. i always feel coerced one way or the other
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>>216010185
2 buff dudes fucking each other is testosterone fueled too. doesn't mean i want to watch that either.
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>>216010325
I couldn't stomach Biden for one minute. I'm not spending those 90 minutes at that movie.
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>>216010328
Just as worthless.
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>>216010185
go woke go broke
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>>216010185
I don't understand the bow, whats the red string? Is the arrow a lazer?
Also, the crossbow is the superior ranged weapon.
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>>216010185
What do you mean? Everybody IS watching it
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>>216010185
critical drinker told me not to
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>>216011716
Can't wait for the chud copes.
>muh cinemas
>muh marketing
>muh inflation
lets hear it, incels
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>>216010185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPR2nPAN7Nk
It's the total opposite of "testosterone-fueled". By watching this lengthy and funny critique of it, I understand just how fuckin bad it is, without actually suffering the many detrimental effects one would get by watching it. Woke goblin feminists are still in control of movies and really they deserve to be jobless and destitute.
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>>216010185
>(Go Watch Predator: Badlands)
Lel they're getting desperate. This is a guaranteed flop. What went wrong bros?
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>>216011737
>What went wrong bros?
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>>216010410
>between 2010
Ahh, so two years before the world ended in 2012.
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>>216011716
>>216011731
Biggest opening for a Predator movie
>>215784924
>>215784924

GET WOKE MAKE A LOTTA DOUGH
>>215788864
>>215788864

Go woke go br- >98% critic core + 100% user score in rotten tomatoes
$1.6 million box office in its first day
>>215782651
>>215782651
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>>216010185
I did, it's great. And my theater has a big display for it. Very fun
Haha, the same three seats are sold for it all day tomorrow
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>>216011760
Kek xDDD
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>>216010185
>no mask
>female critter sidekick
>actually bothering to name the Yautja just to make them lame & gay
whatever, dude.
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>>216011079
bitches love rogues
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>>216011783
I'd go for a rogue that looked like fabio too
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>>216011781
>Yautja
Don't use that cringe african tribal name. Its called the predator.
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/tv/ still seething about badlands being a success?
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>>216011822
>success
>budget at $105 million (most expensive in the franchise)
>to break even it needs to make $210 to 262 million when you factor in all marketing costs and distribution costs
>worldwide gross is only $136 million
>sharp drop of like 70% after weekend opening
Kek, it's over. This is a complete and total FLOP.
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>>216010185
We must be better predators!
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>>216011822
woke faggot
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>>216010185
her main sell (fat pale butt) isn't in the moobie so I dun care :D
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>>216011807
I read the comics & played the games, so I care more than this front running vapidity.
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>>216011822
More like laughing at it's failure.
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>>216011807
sorry I forgot everyone here is racist cause a black guy looked at them wrong once lol
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>>216010185
doesn't look like a predator
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>>216010185
>PG-13
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>>216011903
>>budget at $105 million
>>to break even it needs to make $210 to 262 million
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>>216010185
Why would I? I can just watch it from home
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>>216011706
This might be the nitpick of a huge fucking nerd. But I liked the OG predator film because the weapons were at least somewhat alien. The second the expanded lore gave them spears and swords, I largely stopped caring. So now that they have bows and crossbows, what the fuck is alien about them exactly? Just the crab-face? That's fucking weak.
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>>216011822
What success
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>>216011903
Keep coping, incel. Its already the most successful predator film ever.
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>>216010241
baby yeet predator fuck this goyslop
lmao at it dropping 70% second weekend
good buzz nah faggots
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>>216012036
Is there a problem here? When you factor in marketing costs for a major 20th century studios production like this one, that can add one to one and a half times the production budget to the overall costs associated with this movie.
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>>216010185
It's funny, this weirdo wouldn't be saying this if the predator looked how they usually do. He's only tweeting and saying this because the predator is black lmao
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>>216010185
I don't watch movies shot on a digital camera
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>>216010185
I will not go see a Predator film until the Predator race goes on social media and apologizes for skinning black, or otherwise DEI people. Their blatant callous and culturally insensitive actions must stop. They *clap, are not trophies, *clap.
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>>216010185
>Little Mermaid
>Jewperman
>etc.
The shills and troons defending this will go silent like they do every time once this garbage is out of theaters to be forgotten and cringed at. This is all systematic cultural vandalism by jews.
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>>216011311
>>216011574
it dropped 70% second weekend, msm tried hyping it bc director is one of them, but won't hit 90m. disney will try alien pred movie, then designate the ip to streaming before the collapse
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>>216010291
the market should adapt then
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>>216010185
Leftists:
>NuPredator is "the most testosterone fueled movie ever".
Also leftists:
>Predator with Arnold is an "action movie that subverts the genre by dismantling machismo tropes and showcasing the vulnerability of hyper-masculine soldiers".
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>>216012117
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>>216010185
If you have a social media account other than Facebook for messaging immediate family, you're not a man and are a being on the same wavelength as a woman or a tranny.
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When woke PG-13 trash which is basically Mandalorian and female Grogu bombs at the box office, leftards start saying, it's akshually a testosterone movie, watch it, chuds.
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>>216011769
they moved the release date because orange man bad
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>>216012087
>hating on spear
Combi-stick is baller. Kys.
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But I wanted an estrogen-fueled all-female reboot of Predator.
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>>216012275
Correct.
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The last movie I watched was Lost Highway. Why the fuck would I want to watch this absolute DOGSHIT?
I probably get a better story from some random 80s porn movie.
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biggest flop of the franchise by the way
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>>216010185
I thought it made like a bajillion gorillian dollars. Who cares if people aren’t going to see it?
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>>216010672
Their relationship is platonic. Stop sexualizing women, chud
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>>216012414
Yeah this
>B-B-BUT IT HAD THE BIGGEST OPENING OF ANY PREDATOR FLICK
Yeah, so? It also had the highest production costs.
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>>216010185
You know what movie is testosterone fueld? Predator.
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>>216012336
Not talking about that, they sometimes gave preds a straight up spear in some of those Darkhorse comics.
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>>216010185
The predator is black coded, when he should be an incomprehensible alien with desires and motives that are not human. The story should never focus exclusively on the predator. He should be a wild card background character either acting alongside the protagonists, or directly against them.

Yes, we know he's already been "de-masked" and "de-mystified". That doesn't mean anything. He has one purpose in his movies, like Freddie, or Jason, or Michael Myers.
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>>216012421
It hasn't even made enough to break even and very likely never will.
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>>216010291
an honest to god TRVTH NVKE
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>>216012465
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>>216010185
female lead in an action flick in current year = not gonna watch it

It really is that simple.
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>>216011107
As someone who writes smut on Amazon, I've turned to generating 80-90% of it with AI, and then going in and editing/writing the rest of it to fine-tune it.
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>>216012036
>17 times
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>>216012461
No no that can’t be right I heard it made more money than any other predator movie.
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>>216012643
He's an autistic retard who doesn't understand the box office office.
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>>216010291
no, jews and their woke goylem droolers did that
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The funniest (or infuriating) thing about all this are the reddit takes. Feminized and sanitized creative direction bombs again? Retire the franchise. Let it die. Movies for men are dead.
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>>216010185
>black male lead
yeah I ain't watching that sloppa even if you paid me
>muh predator 2
a. predator 2 had danny glover, not a black
b. predator 2 was fucking ass
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>This Predator is queer and we should say it.
Get woke, go broke.
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>>216010275
u redeem the cum from vagene????
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>>216010185
i already watched it on pirate streaming. it was ok. glad the laser bow was only in 1 scene, very stupid concept. decent movie, not great, not terrible.
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>>216010263
Based virgin then? Whatever you are is cringe
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>>216010328
Imagine watching either piece of anti white slop
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>>216010185
It already had the best opening week of any Predator movie. It doesn't need my help.
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>>216010241
If I was going to see a predator movie with one as the protagonist, I’d want it to be an anti hero at absolute best. He’s not some misunderstood noble savage, he’s a fucking asshole who you might cheer for if he’s killing even bigger assholes.
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>>216011311
LMAO and?
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>>216011769
>yes I am Indian
Why would anybody say this
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>>216012957
it already broke even. it will be in cinemas for few more weeks to earn more profit
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>>216012939
imagine being so young you think there is a chance and care about anything except being comfy
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>>216010185
they aint showing fanning ass
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>>216012950
>She's going to win, I don't need to go out and vote.
It's scum like you.
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>>216012256
Prove the person you are replying to is a leftist.
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>>216012903
>audiences couldn't really be asked to peer over the shoulder of a remorseless killing machine for 107 minutes.
Why not? Horror and Slasher films do this sort of shit all the time and no one has a problem with it.
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>>216012883
>predator 2 was fucking ass
Absolute pleb opinion
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Lady next to me on the train was watching this and kept loudly exclaiming "Wow!" and "I can't believe it!"
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>>216012256
>dismantling machismo tropes and showcasing the vulnerability of hyper-masculine soldiers".
Idk about the dismantling part but the latter is true
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>>216012106
Why do the worst and dumbest and most ignorant posters always use the term incel
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>>216013007
It was likeable shit, the Predators in it looked great, it had a good cast and a fun setting. My favorite character being the boss of the Jamaica Voodoo Posse, while voodoo isn't Jamaican at all.
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>>216012983
That's what they get for catering to retards like me
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>>216013009
Where are showing movies on trains?
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>>216012465
If you think that post is true, it just means it’s your own projection
The people who are calling this shit don’t have their ability to enjoy things ruined. This movie is literally shit.
People who say things like this aren’t actually capable of truly enjoying anything they just pretend like they are because they’re scared to feel otherwise and it’s painfully obvious
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>>216010185
I'm not considered an incel, I wont be watching it because the writers and producers have ruined the appearance of what the predator looks like and it's awful.
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>>216012465
>having taste and discernment is actually bad because then I can’t pretend to be happy while imbibing poison slop to “fit in” and be “happy and normal”
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>>216010185
I'm just not gonna watch it because the idea of african predator is retarded
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>>216012975
Wow you really are indians
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>>216013063
They look like shit anon we can see the pictures?
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>>216010263
A based virgin.
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>>216010291
if anything it helped me refine my taste so now I only bother watching things I know I will like
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>>216010263
Technically if you ever masturbated and coomed you are not a virgin.
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>>216013200
That’s exactly why they hate us
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>>216013129
The pred in 2 is the best they have ever looked. The amount of detail in the makeup was top notch.
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>>216011079
Dek is way too small to be the lead in a romance novel

Especially the monster type
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>>216013201
If you're gonna go that route sodomy is also blowjobs.
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>>216013233
For me its still Commando, but OG Predator is a close second.
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>>216013276
Correct.
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>>216013233
ftfy
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>>216013294
Ok, good. Glad we agree.
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>>216010291
I keep reading this on /v/ and /tv/ often but every time I go watch/play an old classic I have never done before it's almost always great.
Somehow it's only current day crap that makes me feel like this
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>>216013292
shit taste in 'movies'
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>>216010185
1. because it looks stupid?
2. because 1987 Predator was cool, but this shit's worn-out?
3. because faggots like this (>>216010232) think they can manipulate me into seeing it?
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>>216013294
You can tell from the smile and the frown who won the pusy fight.
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>>216010185
I did. I enjoyed it. Only complaint was the overuse on comedy at times and Bud. But given she's maturing I'm willing to overlook the latter
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>>216012973
The budget doesn't include various other costs. marketing / advertising isnt commonly included in the number. disney has a bad habit of wasting tens of millions on ad campaigns. It's why a lot of the marvel slop bombed so much worse than expected. If they spent really low for predator, it could probably break even from streaming and physical release runs, but im pretty sure disney spent a fat chunk trying to shill this. I haven't actually seen the film. idk if it's good, but id reckon it financially underperformed
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>>216010410
>>216010410
>>216010410

So pre and post-coded? Lmao Catholics.
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>>216010185
>105 million predator budget
First one cost 10 mill or so
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>>216012285
qrd? Aren't they just not ready with the game?
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>>216012950
Also the biggest drop for a predator movie lmaoo
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>>216010291
I agree.
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>>216013566
> GOLDSTEIN
Do you guys think he may be Jewish?
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>>216010410
A nice cut. My limit is 2007 and 2012 for asian movies.
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>>216013477
The eu passed some law about microtransactions and they delayed it days later. online is just gonna be gta v rp with Fiat purchases. Might cause an ET level gaming crash when people realize how shit it is
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>>216013514
>Also the biggest drop for a predator movie lmaoo
Which means, even the retards who thought this movie could be decent enough (retardation), saw it, and then told everyone that it was worse than they expected.
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>>216010185
Piggy being a lesbian robot really took me out of this
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>>216013566
Doesn't bode well for their take on Star Trek. Gotta hope for Ellison/studio notes to temper the worst tendencies of these Hollywood creatives.
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>>216010185
incel here, I'm just not going to watch it is all
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>>216010185
I don't watch action slop. Not to mention franchiseshit.
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>PG13 Predator movie
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>>216013378
>shit taste in 'movies'
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>>216010291
Shitty movies have ruined your standards for movies.
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>>216010185
>lazer_bow_and_arrow.png
That's remarkably 'tarded.
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>>216013712
This guy looks not very masculinity
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>>216013773
Um, sweetie, in Badlands threads we don't misgender people. Thanks.
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It's a black man playing a character who should be 100% evil by human standards but no.
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>>216010185
>Predator
>PG13
Based on that alone I'm not watching.
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>>216013879
Why is this cat wearing chainmail?
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There hasn't been a good Predator movie since the first one, why would that change now?
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>>216010185
Why would anyone watch any predator movie after the second one?
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>>216013895
It's supposed to be Predator for kids, like a child Predator
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>>216013935
>It's supposed to be Predator for kids
If that's the case why wasn't it something cool like Predator Vs. Dracula?
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>>216010291
I checked out after predators had a human-pred team up again, that one time in avp was my limit for that shit and they've only doubled down harder since then.
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>>216013935
looks like he had them kids running away too
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>>216013924
Anon I hate the break it to you, but Predator 2 was fucking dreadful and one "lol our monster is tougher than your monster" easter egg is why Alien had to spend years shackled to this dogshit franchise that should never have progressed beyond one enjoyably trashy 80's creature feature Arnie vehicle.
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>>216014076
what beauty is buried inside this wtf
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>>216013924
I grew up watching Predator and Predator 2. it's a solid sequel. Predators, the one with Adrien Brody, is just ok. i could take it or leave it. only seen it a couple of times. it doesn't have a ton of rewatchability. there was a better Predator movie in there, i think. it must be pointed out as well, that it had an early 'girlboss' character, who is instrumental in taking down the big bad Pred. so it's not one guy vs the Pred villain in the end, it's a male/female team effort vs the Pred. it's some early, modern-style feminist crap getting stirred in and it hurts the movie. it hurt it back then, and it hurts it more now because the majority of men now clearly see the horrors that feminism has rained down upon society as well as entertainment.
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>>216010185
watching part seven of a long running slasher is no reason to get off the couch, much less a drive to the kinoplex
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>>216012643
Damn... doesn't he know that posting the same pic multiple times is illegal?
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>>216010185
>Please watch our movie YOU STUPID FUCKING INCEL CHUD
Bro they're still on this
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>>216014159
Lot of words just to call yourself a fag.
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>>216014201
Eight penoosis. Just think of it.....
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>>216013912
They've been trying to make it a franchise for over 30 years and it's not working. He's action figure man nothing more nothing less
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>>216013853
what year are you from? fuck man. check out kill tony, you'll probably like hack comedy.
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>>216012450
Sounds dumb indeed. Sorry for rudeness.
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>>216010410
Same for me including video games
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>>216013879
Where are you faggots getting a black man from.

The actor that plays Dek is a Pacific Islander.
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>>216010410
I'm at around a ~2018 stopping point for games, movies, and shows.
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>>216014397
>He's not black, he's a Pacific Islander.
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>>216010241
>PREDATOR goes on an adventure with a f*male and a quirk chungus pupperino.

What the fuck...
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>>216014201
What's the sauce here? Just so I know how to safely avoid such deviancy?
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>>216014397
Blame the Rock, he only recently dropped associating himself with blackness in favor of going back to his actual culture.
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>>216014429
There's 0 black actors in this movie
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>>216014216
>long running slasher
The predator isn't a slasher.
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>>216014452
My, uh, friend would also like to know this.
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>>216012233
Translation: nobody stole any from stores.
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>>216013033
>the latter is true
No it's not. A regular person would've crumbled and pissed their pants in the fetal position until the predator killed them. The more highlighted how bad ass and strong the men were because they kept fighting against impossible odds.
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>>216012256
>>Predator with Arnold is an "action movie that subverts the genre by dismantling machismo tropes and showcasing the vulnerability of hyper-masculine soldiers".
You realise that's paraphrasing John McTiernan, right?
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>>216014574
Toy stores are full to the brim of unwanted woke slop toys no one wants.
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>>216014452
It's Xenomorph Badlands. basically another setup film for them to do an AVP universe reboot
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>>216014607
They're soldiers, spec ops to be exact.

They're not regular people
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>>216010241
predator is nigger coded, too. euch
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>>216014683
Yeah, that's what I said? Therefore the movie does not showcase "the vulnerability of hyper-masculine soldiers", because these soldiers are hyper-masculine and fight against the impossible odds of the predator until the very end even when their deaths seem guaranteed.
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>>216014668
Probably trying to ape Dek into being some bastardization of Broken Tusk.
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>>216010291
the past decade and a half of clownworld ruined your ability to enjoy things
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>>216014630
NTA but while McTiernan was doing that, in a very intelligent and creative way, ultimately Dutch wins. The plot makes it clear Dutch was put in a position he never wanted to be in, and while the massive amounts of firepower indicative of the "hyper-masculine" genre are proven to be useless; the fundamentals of masculine strength and resilience prove victorious in the end.
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>>216014260
Yeah it’s weird
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>>216014397
He’s obviously black coded
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>>216014645
No shit, retard. Acquire some reading comprehension. Don't make me explain the joke, because I fuckin' will!
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>>216014783
>Don't make me explain the joke
>the joke
?
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>>216014702
So they're actually vulnerable
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>>216010185
The last decade of entertainment media is people like this one desperately trying to convince core audiences that something is a certain way, when everything shown is the complete and active opposite.
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>>216014774
Is this a missing dad joke or something?
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>>216010232
Based
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>>216014814
They don't show it, they fight with courage until the very end. Sorry tranny boy.
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>>216014837
No it just really is obvious
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>>216014897
>They don't show it
irrelevant, also completely wrong.
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>>216014897
And all but one died
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>>216014702
it means physically not emotionally vulnerable.
the first sequence is them mowing down cartel extras like a Rambo film, but then they meet their match. by 80s standards it was a very deliberate subversion.

more:
Robert Towne (the writer of Chinatown) called it a "perfect fable on the arrogance of taking life".
at the end when Arnie says "what the hell are you" to the Predator it repeats his words back at him. basically "and then Arnie realized he had become the Predator".

of course none of this remotely resembles the women pandering in Disney movies, but it's not action slop either.
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>>216010185
>WHY
PG13
reddit humor in the trailer
>dude testosterone movie
They already tried this psyop with Mad Max: Fury Road. I honestly don't know if Hollywood has made a movie that can be described as such since Rambo 2008.
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>>216010232
>too right-wing
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>>216014525
then whot the fuck it is?
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>>216010291
4chan didn't make Halo suck. Paramount, Microsoft, and 343 did that. I didn't even visit this board when it aired, I watched two or three episodes before it finally dawned on me that this fucking sucked, and I didn't need /tv/ or /hg/ to tell me that.
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>>216012158
It's okay, this predator is a nigger
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>>216010291
Funny I could swear that I enjoy shitloads of media that was made before the 2010s.
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>>216015420
what did the black guy do that triggered you so much that you had to start hating all black dudes
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>>216015444
checked and correct.
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>>216010613
>it's already making profit
>Budget $105 million[2]
>Box office $136 million[3]
Bait.
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>>216015449
What happened to you that made you make up this scenario when you read his post?
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>>216010241
im not against the concept, but i am against the lack of qt robot feet and ass
its straight to streaming for me
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>>216014076
>does it bother you that I'd prefer to be raped by a tall and muscular murderer over a healthy relationship with an incel/virgin/soiboi/better men
She really missed the point didn't she? But then women will back her up whilst demanding boys to inject more estrogen, really a bizarro world
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>>216014452
Some film from 2016 called The Untamed if I remember correctly.
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I'm waiting for the torrent
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>>216015471
>clott shott zombies paid to see slop
This proves nothing.
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>actress with big beautiful ass plays a severed torso
are they dumb
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>>216015574
>Veronica is a young woman who is sexually infatuated with a tentacled alien creature originating from a crashed meteor that an elderly couple keep in a barn in the countryside. She has been visiting the alien for years, having sexual encounters where the creature brings her to orgasm.
Awesome. Thanks anon, gonna bust a nut in your honour as soon as I find a torrent.
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>>216015699
??
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>>216014397
He's clearly black
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>>216015790
Any retard trying to use box office as a measure of quality. Not you specifically Charles.
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>>216015805
>Any retard trying to use box office as a measure of quality.
The original guy didn't, retard. he was just baiting with some horrendous trash while the rest of us knows that a film needs to make x2.5 of its budget back before it breaks even.
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>>216015449
Personally, I dislike all blacks, compared to whites and other races as well. What's wrong with that? I mean, it sounds pretty loony and unreasonable to go around expecting and demanding that whites must *like* any racial group. Very bizarre and unnatural demands and expectations.
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>>216010232
>its too right-wing coded for me
Agreed. Give us the far left authoritarian space monster epic we don't deserve.
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>>216015795
>this will sell our movie
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>>216010263
Im married with a baby which means I've had sex at least once and I agree with who you responded to
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>>216010185
Not interested in zombie franchises puppeteered by faceless corporations or designed by committee.
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>>216010185
He looks like a nigger
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>>216010583
Depends on your wife's age and interests. Maybe she dislikes most 2000s media but has enough early exceptions that she doesn't want the cutoff to be 2000.
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>>216015833
It's still trying to bring BO into the discussion like I even matters. Stop getting baited by tribe troons.
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>>216010185
Sorry sweaty, violence is extremely bigoted and far right. Yikes. Not watching
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>>216015795
they really fucked up. he's too human to look like a cool monster and too monstrous to empathize with. it's like they aimed for the uncanny valley.
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>>216010410
You're missing out on some decent kino by excluding pre-1929.
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>>216010185
>testosterone fueled
>Predator is literally a manlet
>the movie features a comedic relief animal side character and a quippy robot
People shouldn't advertise this openly without declaring who pays them
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>>216015795
This proves it’s meant to be seen as a nig
This movie is bbc coded I’m glad it failed
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>>216015947
>>the movie features a comedic relief animal side character
They're called women anon.
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>>216010185
>>216010241
Disney is incapable of making media that is for straight males.

Even the MCU is for chicks and gays
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>>216015988
Lmao
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>>216015947
>>Predator is literally a manlet
Fuck does testosterone have to do with manletism?
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>>216010241
It is so weird. While you can make an excuse that the first Alien movies had female leads, the Predator movies have always been men fighting the Predator. Yet Disney somehow managed to turn a masculine series into a Grrl Power franchise with Prey and now a MCU film with Badlands.
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Am I the only one here who liked this movie or will at least admit that I did?
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>>216016044
Since it's bombing at the box office statistically you may be.
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>>216016044
Shill, you’ve been samefagging this whole thread shilling this goyslop
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>>216010241
this
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>>216010291
Nah, niggers jews and women did. High key. Full stop. Fr fr no cap 6 7 skibidi rizzlejizzle Ohio
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>>216010410
She was SOAKING WET during that scene
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>>216010185
I'm a victim of toxic masculinity where my oppressive father controls both my finances and prevents me from leaving our home. The ironing is not lost on me.
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>>216011079
Why not post the ones where the woman MC fucks werewolves and stuff? Women are deranged btw
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>>216010185
I enjoyed this film but in a nostalgic sense. What I mean is this is like Power Rangers or Transformers. A grown ass man shouldn't become giddy over a lazer bow and arrow or a monster going roar. That's stuff for 8 year old boys.
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>>216016013
Just can't respect 'em. Simple as.
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>>216016044
It was a mediocre film.
Not bad, not terrible. Just your average slop.
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>ctrl+f "coded"
>9 results
tumblr won
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>>216014452
Plur1bussy 2: Back In The Shabbat
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>>216016044
I forgot it came out until seeing this thread, which I entered because I revel in the prospect of Disney losing money.
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>>216016044
Nope, it's got good ratings.
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ITT: Retards consuming hollywood
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>>216015795
This is just a shitpost she posted on her insta
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>>216010291
Yeah it’s 4chan that made Geralt a sideline in The Witcher, turned the Willow show into an interracial lesbian romance, steered D&D into a gay relationship simulator, retired Indiana Jones in favour of a girlboss…
Here’s the question, seeing as so many y woke projects are flopping… how many people do you think go on 4chan, exactly?
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>>216016353
>This is just something a marketing team put together
How naive are you?
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I don't understand the politicisation of this film either way
I'm not watching it because the predator looks dumb and every time they've tried to expand on the predator "lore" it's just made them less and less cool
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>most obvious foreign man x white female pairing of recent memory
>they used a literal fucking predator to do it
>"actually the predator is a cool guy, he's not like the others!"
>fucking dog sidekick

We forgot how to make good movies.
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>>216012956
>he’s a fucking asshole who you might cheer for if he’s killing even bigger assholes.
This is what they should have done.
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>>216010185
I'll watch it when the torrent is up
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>>216010241
You're not wrong, but it was a crowd pleaser. The target audience was teenage boys.
Personally I found the robot chick intolerably annoying in the first half, but she was alright in the end. The monster was too cute. But I kind of liked the Guardians of the Galaxy team up.
What I didn't like was the feminist subtext:
> learn how to be nice by talking to a woman
> everyone in charge is a woman or a "Muthur"
> kill your father who is an asshole
> uh, oh, my Mommy is here
It's like Doctor Who rewriting its history to make all Time Lords basically time rapists of an innocent black female child.
> NOOOO PREDATOR CAN'T BE ABOUT MEN
> PREDATOR MUST BE ABOUT WOMEN
> ORIGINALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS PREDATOR WAS MOMMY
Putting all that aside, I didn't mind it. Didn't love it, either. I'd put it on par with Superman.
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>>216010241
predator was always capeshit my dude, you just weren't alive back then
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>>216016565
>NOOOO RANJEESH! DO NOT GO OFF SCRIPT!
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>>216016381
It's only on her insta, no official accounts. You know both her and Dek's actor are gen z right?
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>>216016565
Posts like this are why we need region flags visible on all boards. You could, for instance, see this guy lived in any shithole and safely discard his post as being retarded, or you could see he lives in a first world country and safely discard his post as trolling.
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>>216016652
Insta is enough. All of these young actors have PR teams working on their socials.
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>>216016545
The Muther part is an Alien reference
I have no idea how female Yatuja will be portrayed in the movies but the comics give them high status
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>>216010185

This has been weighed, this has been measured and this has been found wanting...
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>>216014607
True.
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>>216016688
He's gay, right?
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>>216010185
Bunch of slack jawed faggot-shit
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>>216016545
>know the creators hate you and everything about you
>give them money anyway
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>>216016688
this is a wibe of a child who never worked or struggled in his entire life.
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>>216010620
>self-inserts
You don't know the English language at all. Go fuck yourself faggot
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>>216017279
chuck norris and charles bronson are literally me. i guess you're just shit and gay if you're not like them at all
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>>216010185
I used my male instinct to intuit that the irritating cunt that they showed in the trailer would most likely be an irritating cunt throughout the runtime of the film and based off of that I stayed at home and watched the Predator Blu Ray that I already own for free instead.
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>>216012152
>I don't watch movies shot on a digital camera
So I assume you've already seen One Battle After Another then?
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>>216012977
They are. She plays two synths in the movie.
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>>216014751
Did we watch the same movie? The fireteam was anything but resilient. Bawling and whinging when their strength and firepower were proven useless. Dutch only prevailed when he used his head for more then an ear splitter.
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>>216012458
The more you see a predator in the movie, the worse the movie will be>>216012956
>he’s a fucking asshole who you might cheer for if he’s killing even bigger assholes.

That what they keep fucking up with punisher too
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>>216017949
>The fireteam was anything but resilient.
They didn't sign up to fight an invisible inter-galactic hunter. Once they realised what they were up against they worked together and improvised to defeat it. They didn't give up and curl into balls, every single one went out fighting. Dutch, despite losing everyone, continues what they started and ultimately prevails.
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>>216010185
>the most testosterone-fueled movie ever
>Quirk Chungus bot talking about how to man.
>Funny Merch Monkey
>Lil' Pred getting got after he does something cool.
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>>216015492
normal people don't start dropping n bombs, only hurt people do that.
>>216015836
see, look lol
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>>216015182
Action horror. I'm not even sure I'd call it a horror movie.
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>>216015836
>Personally, I dislike all blacks, compared to whites and other races as well. What's wrong with that? I mean, it sounds pretty loony and unreasonable
I agree.
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>>216010185
why does that predator look like a predcel?
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Gee, do you think Tractenberg saw Dune 2 perchance?
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>>216018273
Why?



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