i don’t get it, when does he start being funny?
he's woke dark maga right like tucker carloson
>>216011316ok?? i thought he was a comedian.
White Christians are being killed... this isn't the time for laughter, that comes after we win our revolution.HH
When he yells the same thing over and over and does something disgusting. I laugh every time.
>>216011347shut up dweeb, you’re lucky this board doesn’t have flags enabled or else we all would know you’re a larping latinx.
>>216011271when we win never forget these people want you dead and your kids raped and oh my palantir Edie Kershaw (male) you are so beautiful take my $300 and please let me suck you off and don't forget to watch my child rape cartoon "Tales of Wape"
>>216011271Why didn't he save Hasan's pupper?
>>216011375>legit 80 IQ newfag retards who can't detect obvious sarcasm are posting on the same board as meJesus why the fuck do I still come to this shit hole
>>216011471there are people who unironically say stuff like that though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-U6hwQRiU
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>>216011642So what
>>216011271Why did Sam decide to ogremaxx?
>>216011347bro hitler was a loser. at least pick a fascist that didn't rope or have his military give up en masse.
When gets assraped to death in prison
>I RUINED MY LIFE BY BEING AN ASSHOLE, AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOUEverything Sam Hyde has made, past WP.
>>216011271He doesn't do funny anymore. Only macho dominating attention seeking as well as the stoic dad he never had himself type. Wish he would do more ted talk bombing instead of the dark maga version of "clean your room"
>>216011700Started balding and losing his boyish charm so he just went all in.
>>216011794That's really brutal. It's why i started minoxidil and a few other hair copes. Balding is a death sentence. You can see how as the more Sam lost his hair he also lost his mind.
*crying* We are all charlie kirk! Civil war now!>2 weeks later>guy completely forgotten and they just put his face on porn
>>216011471How does this change the obvious fact that he (and you) are brown
>>216011271He'll never be funny again because he's fallen down the rabbit hole with his loser friends. His loser friends are holding him back from doing anything good but he'll keep them around because he is an anxious psychopathic idiot who can't see how stupid they are
>>216011271>>216011326Sam was literally born with every possible gift and advantage you could have in life>has talked about riding mopeds through Rome as a teenager and his parents sending him to film school in Paris>dad bought him car after car which Sam wrecked and never apologized for treating his cars like disposable toys>dad sent him to one of the best art schools in the world on a $250,000 trust fundAnd still he feels a need to act like some downtrodden self-made guru. Why was all that not fucking enough? He even had a TV show, why did he feel the need to ruin it by shoving /pol/'s ideas (not even his own) down people's throats and being a fucking asshole and alienating everyone that made him famous? Are the sheckels from selling out that sweet to him? Imagine if he was still on good terms with Andrew Ruse, or any of the real talent that made MDE what it was.
BUILDTHENEST
>>216011880rome is very cheap and was even cheaper in the pastmopeds are what poorfags use
>>216011909My ultimate realization with these guys from the Harland Podcast is that none of them, not even Nick (often cited as "the funny one"), graduated above "high school class clown" level. They're that goofy kid you knew in class that somehow managed to make his classmates laugh to get them to like him. The kid you imagined might grow up to be a comedian, but like just about every class clown, these guys never really did.Even putting them in a standup routine situation, they behave exactly how you would expect your resident class clown to act. Sam unprofessionally relied on reading his jokes off paper for years even.And that's the thing, these guys aren't professionals. Put them next to a professional comedian and well, you know how that looks.Somehow they've managed to create this larp cult of completely faking it because their autistic dick riders can't tell the difference and that they stole all their jokes from imageboards. And then avoided being exposed as frauds, until now.No wonder Sam considers Joe Rogan his saving grace, Joe is of the mindset that you can actually be a comedian if you just declare you are and hump a stool on a stage, and everyone will believe you. It's a delusion. And Sam thought he could trick Rogan the same ways Jews think they can trick God by swinging chickens around to transfer their sins or some shit.
>>216011271I love his catchphrase "He can't stop sucking tranny dick!"
>>216011818>yes goy eat these pills to stop hairloss and get ED.the chemicals in your food are causing your hair loss. The solution isn't big pharma """medicine"""
>>216012252use code SAMHYDE for 10% off snake oil sold by some other gay thiel affiliated jewHE CAN'T KEEP SUCKING TRANNY DICK!
>>216011845>loser friendsHe's always surrounded by these really dysgenic looking freaks that are either frail or obese and like 20 years younger than him. What's all that about?
>>216012252You're confusing minoxidil with finasteride or dutasteride, minoxidil doesn't have the side effect you're implying because it doesn't block DHT at all. It stopped my hair from falling out so for me personally, it was a solution. It won't be for everyone though. Different things work for different people.
>>216011933Tldr Could you summarize this for a nigga that's about done shitting?
>>216011931Being an American kid and your parents taking you to a Europe and renting you a moped isn't poorfag behaviour
>>216011818It really isn't a death sentence. You just have to own it and not let it bother you.Blackpill has done irreparable damage to anons' self image. Arguably was more effective than anything hollyweird has tried doing to women's self image.
>>216011347Hitler despised Christians
>>216012308fair enough but I wouldn't dump chemicals on my head either way. You're shampoo is probably causing a lot of your hair to fall out as well
>>216011271Sam threw a fit with Elon and Vivek when the h1 visa stuff. He called them communist but I wonder how he’ll cope now that trump agrees with Vivek.
ngl that month or so sam was secretly on ozempic was hilariousman never met a shortcut he couldn't suck
>>216011931>yea bro it’s actually cheaper to send your son overseas and house/educate him in European capitols trust me broSam is a rich faggot.
>>216011271>the next two weeks will determine the future of AmericaWell did it?
>>216011700When he started taking Testosterone unironically.
>>216012784dude I was about to post exactly that, absolutely nothing happened, as Chuddha taught us
>>216012784Sam's as effete and fragile as he's ever been so I guess notI guess we can't count on tranny suckers and catboys to save America, in fact it was foolish for us to ever consider it
>>216011271The last episode was pretty bad. He tried clowning on that urine therapy guy, but that got seemed pretty cool, I'm mean I'm not gonna start doing urine therapy or anything but he didn't seem like a bad dude. Also, why was he even a guest? Can't Sam get more relevant political and or comedian guests? An episode about Urine therapy just seems really out of left field.
>>216012848Sam Hyde is an ABDL fetishist, he was laughing at the remaining audience
IT SAYS DODGE ON THE FRONT!!!
>>216012784It's possible that the Trump government is still laying the ground work and preparing to suddenly defund and purge leftist terrorist networks and will do that soonbut doesn't seem like the most likely thingso sam might well be right that not acting decisively within 2 weeks or a month after Kirk's assassination has determined the future of america nd the continual slide into becoming south africa
>>216012927>sam is totally wrong about TWO MORE WEEKS but AKSHUALLY he's rightthis discord is so gay
Sam is now trying to do the same thing that Charls has been doing for years. Talking about conspiracy theories and weird subjects.Thing is that Sam has his big ego, needs an audience (yes men) and a guest to shit on. While Charls streams are just schizo rambles and those are kind of funny on their own way lol
>>216011271I really don't get it either. He's not even trying to be funny 85% of the time
>>216011271How does this guy even call himself a Christian?
DON’T FORGET THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO MURDER YOU PARTICULARLY
>>216012359Hitler was famous for his hatred of Christians
>>216011818You guys gotta get over this balding neurosis. So many people make it work, its nothing
>>216013177Nah you're coping
>>216012927>m…maybe he secretly is going to destroy all our enemies at once2016 QAnon shit They got the guy who killed him. You’re not going to be able to just wipe out the entire opposition party over that
>>216011271>I’m an angry bitter asshole who hates everything and everyone.He used to be funny
>>216013195Actually im hair privileged and am telling people who have a problem i dont that it doesnt matter
Sam Hyde raped a 15 year old to prove he wasn't gay after sucking off a troon.
I wish he would go back to Sam Jekyll
He was never funny his humor was always just "Tongue in cheek right wing reference." Honestly I cannot blame Sam at all for diversifying his portfolio into full on right wing talk show host and producer instead of comedian.
>>216011271Sam needs to drop this "I hate everything and I have to criticize everything because I'm an ironic hipster" routine. It's like he's permanently stuck in 2013.
>>216013271based
>>216011707>>216012359>>216013162why the fuck are you talking about hitler you dumb niggerHH
>>216013375except he's not ironic and mildly politically incorrect opinion is not hating everything
>>216011271i think the bosnian golem ate all of his funny
>>216011818Just Picard Max
>>216013839>Just be the captain of a starship bro!
>>216011347Yes brother hulk hogan
>>216011271>this is youbut I'm not a collaborator
>>216013971There it is
>>216014016I'm late to see the thread
>>216014214ps this was good thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb3AbI3mPcY
>>216011271thats the point, he is not funny, but his fans are making funny memes with him, like >>216013971
"The narrative blurs the line between performance and political messaging, purposely amplifying paranoia, urgency, and grievance for both shock value and to fire up the audience."yea i can imagine. the weasel way. so slippery he is beyond accusations or even criticism haha. fuck this fat cunt. fascists wont keep peons like him around, that's what they don't understand.
>>216014247he's still a funny guy that can say the occasional hilarious thing, the problem is that he's become precious about his own mortality, which has activated a big dose of religious cringe in himand of course his top wigger, Chris Lunch, is pure anti-comedy and I'm not talking about the genre of comedy that deconstructs comedy, I'm talking in an existential sense - wherever Chris Lunch exists, comedy can't coexist, and Sam becomes less funny and is seen putting less effort in due to proximity
MDE diedSam Hyde gets fucked by multiple guys
>THIS IS YOU>some guy who ran cover for Israel and had a plant wife/kids
>>216015540You're not even white
>>216015567neither are you
>>216015540>THIS IS YOU>some guy who had a wife/kids
Alright sam that's enough grifting for todayIt's bedtime now, you know it's a school night
>>216015567True, I'm Polish.>>216015650Good point. Sam, the bachelor grifter.
Seeing how much Sam and Hitler piss you people off will never not be funny to me.
>>216011271they were only funny when they were subversive, but now 'gas the kikes' is a mainstream opinion
>>216013971We need to be better comedians...
>>216011471Me too, man. I’m starting to get some real fatigue from dealing with smoothbrains on this site. It wasn’t this bad even a few years ago during election tourist season. It’s like the great Hacking of ‘25 invited all the thirdies to the site. >inb4 you’re brown and a newfag too since I can’t debunk your argumentSeethe and cope m8.
>daily seethe at Sam Hyde's existence threadJews rock really buck broke jidf huh?
I like Sam, but he's lost his way. That and there's only so much a single person has to offer, and when long form content is the new normal, burnout happens fast. He had a good run, but he'll never top his shitty quality youtube videos from the 2010's.
>>216015767>>216015899Based paypigs
>>216011271It helps if you actually watch his content, and it helps if you don’t watch a video that was made in the wake of a highly covered political assassination for only the first five minutes. His style seems to have shifted from “avant garde humor” to “vague, politically-charged life advice peppered with the occasional joke about Jews or brown people. His ad reads are also pretty hilarious.
>>216015767brown.
>>216015767white.
>>216016046 nah i'm good with a quick ai generated recap just for this final video about that kirk lil shit. not gonna give him a view or waste my time watching it in any way.
>>216016250Problem shlomo?
sam overstayed his welcome
>>216011771>OMG fascists are assholes! white people don't deserve their own nations! laugh at my feminist slam poetry or you're cancelled chuddie 3:<you are gay kid
HE CAN'T KEEP SUCKING
>tfw you made him spaz during nigger spic tank season 1
>>216016646By about 9 years.
>>216016694Lol you’re really brainwashed into thinking that aren’t you?
>>216011316>woke dark maga rightkys
>>216018741
>>216017761>HE CAN'T KEEP SUCKING
>>216017761sucking what?
>>216011271>jet netgroom is in hiding because he's been exposed as a sexpest>the entire Fishtank production is facing legal fees possibly even jail time>entire wigger crew minus sam have been silent >the biggest news sam has made made was the gorilla nest chimp out>MDE 2.0 skit show was absolute trashIts over guys
>>216018099>tfw you edierock yourself into assaulting a woman who heckles you about sucking dick at your "comedy standup"
>>216015899not sure why they're bothering with the drop in the bucket that he is, they got bigger problems with mainstream lefties like hasan who've turned that entire side of the spectrum against them
>>216019101the male babysitter his jewish mother hired
>>216019017It's literally not possible to be alive and not be brainwashed. Religion is the oldest form of brainwashing. If something has replaced religion, well, it is equally as bad as all the religions are.
>>216019017Ooh you’ve got little pictures to reinforce yourself, very nice
>>216019114>world moves on from Charlie Kirk>world moved on from shocked dog Kayawhich way gay theater mischling man
>>216019149yeah its just worker drones and their alpha programmers (such as me)>>216019159mad lib
>>216019114He spams the board, has been farming low-wit anons with a chip on their shoulder here for like ten years. Was like five years of wondering what the fuck this Fishtank bullshit even was before i found out it was Sam Hyde. He’s hand-wringing enough to think he’s clever for this
If you were someone that would have been one of Sam's peers growing up at fancy gay private schools you'd really understand how lol he isI just thought u should know
>>216011880>shoving /pol/'s ideas (not even his own) down people's throats
>>216019149this lil nigga thinks a perfect eclipse is brainwashing him ahahahahahah
>>216013234Bald guy here. Thanks anon. What you are saying is true so it's annoying when they say it's just a cope. I've been bald for almost 20 years and it's no big deal. Going bald hurts your feelings but eventually it's long down the list of things you miss.
Sam is such a cringe loser now, be aware this is what happens when you base your entire career of "lol it's irony don't you get it hahaha"He will never be taken seriously
>>216019435Kills me when i see people beating themselves up about ‘norwoods’ and shit. I get it but relax guys
>>216019491Actually if you dont think I’m funny you’re a babykilling transexual stalinist and worship satan.
>>216011271OP is literally sam hyde. buy an ad sam
>>216011271>when does he start being funny?That's an American, isn't it?
>>216011271>daddy palantir please spy on mewtf was he thinking?
>>216011271Jews literally can't got five minutes without seething about Sam Hyde, Christianity, white people and Hitler.I don't know what the fuck it must be like to be a Jew with a mind filled with constant and unending genocidal scheming and hatred.
>>216011326He's not really. He's more a weird post-modern performance art guy with infinite funding from his trust fund.
>>216020116>trust fundBaskin Roberts
>>216012308you can do it naturally! Don't fall for the chemical trap.>DIET>>no processed foods at all>>no seed oils>>mainly red meat and lots of EGGS>Hair Protocol>>STOP USING SHAMPOO RIGHT NOW>>Egg wash>>>Whisk an egg (two if your hair is to your shoulders), add a little bit honey, a little bit of aloe vera, a couple drops of tea tree oil, and a couple drops of peppermint oil>>>before applying egg wash, use a micro needle stamp (NOTE: not a roller, they leave angled punctures, you want straight punctures) of at least 1mm.>>>massage egg wash into hair and put a bag over your hair for 15 minutes and continue to massage in and give yourself a scalp massage>>>wash out with cold waterShampoo contains endocrine disruptors and it removes all the natural oils your hair needs so then you become dependent on it for decent looking hair. A month of no shampoo and a 1-2 egg washes a week will have your looking so much better and the egg wash doesn't strip your hair of your natural scalp oil. If you really WANT to take supplements, take Silica and Selenium. I'd also advise inversion therapy (lay with your head hanging off the edge of your bed for 15 minutes and massage your scalp) a couple times a week.
how many years of jewish shrieking about Hyde/Fuentes has it been? and how many more to go? hasbara will not leave any MDE thread unmolested.
>>216012784Not really. The left gave an underwhelming boring response.>Be threatened a lot by conservatives who are itching to pull the trigger>A majority of the right thinks you did it>Be told “getting fired will be the beast bad thing that will happen to you”>How does the left respond?>Get mad at a throwaway comment trump said about being a king>Mass organize just to have the most underwhelming nothingburger protest ever that is just yelling out “NO KANGZ” The left’s response has everything to do with it. Also Erika and the GOP exploited it too obviously people got numb after a while. It was all so cynical.
>>216015767Based. The browns seethe at the Haavaran alliance.
>>216021315>the next two weeks will decide the fate of this country>and we decided... to argue a lot and do not muchDoesn't that make every two weeks the deciding weeks of this country?
>>216019102>fishtankIt never progressed into something greater than the S1 premise. Rapistovic was in over his head. The premise was to milk paypigs by doing as little as possible. Goran porking contestants (instead of using his clout to get a groupie) was also a bad move. The audience and threads were funnier than the show.
he stopped being funny years agojust seething old man now
>multimillionaire>successful business and sketch comedy show>millions of fans>came back from being washed up and is now in a golden era>had sex with a 16 year old and got away with it because it's legalFace it, Sam Hyde won
>>216011271the idea is he walks up to where a punchline would be, chuckles a bit, and moves on.
>>216021829the people saying they wouldn't fuck Marky back then are insaneguys, you'd never be tempted because nobody wants to fuck you to begin with, never mind the prime cut ie a 16yo
You guys are pathetic. Completely fucking pathetic. "Boo, hoo, I'm so retarded and shit and I like to try to make fun of Sam Hyde (AND FAIL *MISERABLY* AT IT) because he's so much cooler and successful than me, hoo". It's jealousy, pure jealousy, but you wouldn't dare to mock him to his face because you know he'd kick your fucking teeth in if he even cared to (which he doesn't because he has way too much better things going on).Right now I'm literally screaming and slamming down on my desk just thinking about it. Just fuck off you fucking brainwashed trannies, his content is amazing and he's fighting for all of us. Sam owes you shit.
Sam Hyde is a 6'5" millionaire trust-fund baby with a high IQ thus he will always win at anything he tries
