New personality just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYsnngkS_U
>>216013557Trailer shows way too much. Their first trailer spoils the twists. Worthless.
>>216013557What is this, a movie about a faggot finding religion?
>>216013702it's about saving the earth because the sun is dyingit's in the first few seconds of the trailer anon
>>216013557Holy fucking shit an actual original AYY and sci fi movie that looks good and isnt some shitty indie B movie trash
>>216013557Kino
>>216013687The movie is an adaptation of a best selling novel. The story is already known.
>>216014163>The story is already known.Reading the synopsis/plot on wiki it sounds like it would make an absolute KINO movie.Me as a sci fi and AYY fan who is straved for good movies, and I especially like hard sci fi, I am truly looking forward to it.
>>216013557literally me
>>216013557>some professor is accosted by federal agents>we need you to come with us>you have a doctorate in microbiology>"and I ride a bike to work"whats with the fucking cliches
It's really a joke at this point playing dramatic pop song remixes in trailers. Also, I'm embarrased I didn' catch the lame quippy dialogue came from the same literary genius behind The Martian sooner.
>>216013557Looks good. I loved the book but the redditness of it was almost unbearable, hope the movie won't have any narration by Grace
>>216013557>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYsnngkS_U [Embed]Holy hell, like this guy >>216014268, he is LITERALLY LIKE ME
“Complain Online About Movie You Haven't Seen while stupid. Good Plan”
What did they mean by this?
Fellow Weir Queers -- we are SO back!
>le slowed down epic remix of popular songI don't care I still like this cliche
>>216013557when will this trailer meme of drenching a popular song in reverb and setting it to orchestral instrumentation finally die?
>>216013702>Science teacher Ryland Grace (Ryan Gosling) wakes up on a spaceship light years from home with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. As his memory returns, he begins to uncover his mission: solve the riddle of the mysterious substance causing the sun to die out. He must call on his scientific knowledge and unorthodox ideas to save everything on Earth from extinction… but an unexpected friendship means he may not have to do it alone.
>>216014815>Movies Chris Pratt turned down
This is the only film I have any interest inThey better not fuck it up
>>216013557AD ASTRA shits all over that joke of a scifi attempt
>>216015145Ad astra is a fucking mess
>>216014485Why did I bog myself? Still looking a bit weird
>>216014163it would be a different experience if they haven't revealed that he meets a cute alien from the very first trailer, it spoils the tone of what otherwise might have felt more suspenseful. but w/e I'm sure the story develops from there.
>>216014485and a real hero
>>216015303he had a chin job before he was even famous.
>>216015426It's about his cheeks, dumbo.
Better off just rewatching Sunshinebetter story, better lead (and i like Gosling)
>>216015426It's called a beard, dumb ass.
I work at MGM and have seen a cut of this. Its terrible. More woke trash from Lord and Miller.
>>216014485>>216013557i thought he bogged himself? he looks fine in the trailer here
>>216014279its based on a book for retards see >>216014316its not a bad book but dont expect high level storytelling
>>216015360Trailer for ET showed alien is friend and the audience was lined up around the block. This is one of those just you problems:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZNInG8kSiA
>>216015488the only mgm you work at is men gaying men
>slowed down, dramatic version of popular song>post trailer humorous quipI am so fucking tired bros.
>we are supposed to believe humanity got its shit together to solve a crisis like thisThe alien I can get. I can even understand sending sone random teacher (inb4 there's a reason for that in the books).
>>216015618>>we are supposed to believe humanity got its shit together to solve a crisis like thisamerimutt unwilling to accept that the two key people saving the world are both white lol
>>216015618>inb4 there's a reason for that in the books).there is. He's not a random teacher. He used to be scientist who wrote a paper that relates to this stuff. He's basically the most qualified person
>>216015647To be fair, in the book he wasn't the first choice. He only got chosen because both of his replacements blew themselves up by accident.Not to mention Rocky was helping too and is probably just as instrumental in saving earth.
>>216013557im so tired of formulaic trailers with the slowed down pop songs
>>216015707The paper he wrote was basically an elaborate shitpost. Again, I can suspend my disbelief that she wanted specifically him due to this paper. I can even suspend my disbelief enough to believe that he also had that coma resistance gene.But every country working together? While completely sidelining economic interests and copyright? Come on man
fuck, underneath the "it's the heckin' martian again, guys, look!" way everything was presented.. can they actually do the book justice? Am I retarded for getting a bit optimistic?
>>216013557mite b cool
>>216015523E.T. appears before Elliot in that movie, at the very start, and is always positioned as a protagonist. this movie is very obviously structured around a first act that puts Ryan in space and he only meets Rocky after that. what this sacrifices is any mystery as to how well First Contact will go, or if aliens are even in the film let alone whether they're hostile. also it outs the movie as pretty light in tone, which means we basically go into the film reassured that Earth will be fine. might have been interesting to let us find out some of that stuff in the cinema is all I'm saying.
>>216015785>While completely sidelining economic interests and copyright? Come on manare you pretending to be retarded?
i forgot how the bacteria was so packed with energydid they turn photons into antimatter or some shit?
>>216015454>>216015484>his nose also has a beard that's the only reason it looks like he got the bridge narroweduh-huh
>>216015577Making trailers is a thankless job. Some guy gets shoved a bunch of bullshit and told to make it entertaining for 3 minutes or whatever.Wouldn't it be cool if directors edited their own trailers instead? Alas.
>>216015618Uhh, sweaty, don't you know all of the greatest fictional scientific minds have been middle school teachers.
>>216013557The last space movie this guy was in, I took this totally hot chick to see and she said it was the most boring movie she'd ever seen. She was a big Goose fan too.I'm pretty sure she wouldn't fuck me because of this.
>>216014200Is it hard sci-fi if there s a Geodude-lookin alien?
>>216015924>I took this totally hot chick to see and she said it was the most boring movie she'd ever seen.obviously im not her but first man really was boring beyond belief
>>216015618>we are supposed to believe humanity got its shit together to solve a crisis like thisThe ginger woman is basically given absolute authority to do whatever it takes. There's no democracy to overcome, any pushback by civilians or other world leaders would be dismissed. Imagine 90% of the world leaders giving the head of WHO total and absolute control during a pandemic. Unlimited funding and essentially an unlimited pool of people and resource to implement whatever they say
>>216015966I don't dispute this, I was extremely disappointed as well.
>>216015962remove the eyes, give him 6 arms and heat him up to 150 degrees celsius
>>216016003>>216015966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKTTgnNT3dc
>>216016033there are some kino flight scenes in it, yes, but so much of it is just him being an autist at home and his wife being like do you even love us
>>216015812You Problem. So stay at home on another sad and lonely Friday night while regular folks go out and see Project Hail Mary.
>>216016033Can't believe this poorly shot piece of shit won FOUR fucking Academy Awards. This is why I don't watch the Oscars.
>>216016094it's Tuesday night, dude.
>>216016104>won FOUR fucking Academy Awardsare you indian or just american?
i read hail mary a few years back and now doing the expanse booksstill waiting for my ringworld movie
It seems like "I fucking love science" nerd wish fulfillment. Andy Weir writing a story where an underachieving dork saves the human race.
>>216016104I can't believe it won that many either. but then I read the text properly.
>>216015962I may be using the term loosely but the idea of hard sci fi is shit that could happen in reality rather than idk, cape shit which is sci fi but fantastical.From the synopsis, the only thing that seems very far fetched is the fungus microbes eating the sun or whatever it was.It is very plausible that if a sun is dying and scientists are able to get there to fix it, any race that is able to get to the sun, would. If that means AYYS too.From the synopsis its not our sun the goose is going to either its the sun in the AYYs solar system.
Based PHM fan.
>>216013557This loser hasn’t had a good movie since fucking BR2049
>>216016273>pet that can show neither love nor loyaltywhat is the point
avatar soon
No Prize for guessing her name.
>>216015145This movie is a bore. It just a movie about a journey you retard. It tries to be all artsy and liminal space.Better than moon I suppose.
>>216016287er... since The Big Short
Looks like something reddit will love.
The book is incredibly shit. 800 pages of tripe. Borderline unreadable. 4.5 on goodreads. The world has gone mad.
>>216016641>The book is 800 pages! It just is okay!Grok?>The number of pages in Project Hail Mary varies by edition, but the hardcover and standard paperback versions are approximately 496 pages. The Kindle and ebook versions can have a different page count, such as around 482 pages.
>>216016305same as having a wife, just less expensive
>>216016735A lot of readers need to read most pages twice, so they double the page of books they're talking about to account for that.
>>216016735My kindle shows 800 pages.>asking grok unironicallykys
>>216016641I read The Martian and didn't think that much of it, this story looks like the worst parts of that novel.
>>216016914>cries after getting btfo by an AIlmao
>3500 likes on a one star reviewslop
>>216017029Fuck off Andy
>>216016914>My kindle shows 800 pages! It does -- honest!Weird thing to fib about, but okay.
>>216016914Cos you're blind
>>216017126>>216017111>>216017029Marketing Bots
>>216017037>Screen cap covered with Buy Me nags to the point of being comically illegible.Devastating.
>>216013702If he was a faggot he wouldn’t be finding religion, he’d be whining about it with his gay athiest communist boyfriend.
>>216014815>Ryland Grace>Ryan Gosling
Seeing all these people online saying it was the best sci fi novel they ever read, haven't read it but The Martian was 5/10 at best and this sounds way more annoying.
>>21601416399% of the audience will never read the book though
>>216014163>implying I can read
>>216013557>spoiling the reveal in the trailerJesus Christ.
>>216013557Didn't we already do this movie?
>>216017434was about to post this
>>216014005it is a rippoff of Sunshine 2007
>>216017037>woman opinion
>>216016177Ringworld is fucking trash, he wrote the whole thing with one hand on his dick.
>>216017521it has very little to nothing in common with that movie apart from the plot device of the sun dying.He doesnt even go to the sun, he goes to a different galaxy to find microbes.That is like saying terminator a rip off of the time machine because it uses time travel
I enjoyed the book but it's a guilty pleasure like ready player one. It's fun for a single read as long as you don't look for any subtext or anything clever, real basic soap opera shit. People saying it's amazing are children who haven't read many books or retarded. Most of the book is like when they put dramatic music over scenes in reality TV to force people to FEEL something about it, when really the writing doesn't actually deserve that feeling because it's so shallow. I predict the film will be a huge success and I will be annoyed by the fact.
James will save us from these dog shit movies. Avatar 3 will deliver.
>>216017580cope more, indian shill. It is not original movie or idea in any shape or form it is derrivative
MY HECKIN' SCIENCEThis douche can't carry a movie & this will bomb hard
I'm waiting for his Star Wars movie personality. Pretty sure he was originally going to be Poe
I watched the trailer, and noticed his glasses looked eerily similar...
>>216018717And sure enough as I went through my collection of vintage spectacles...
>>216018737It turns out they are an exact match to my pair of vintage Algha Rimway's. I am him, and he is me.
>>216018762
You want me to go to space? Haha
>>216013557those cheeks are full of botoxhe is so bogged
More like a Hail Mary for his career.. HO-oh!
>>216013746So it's Sunshine or Cloverfield Paradox all over again?
If I had a nickel for every time they made a movie about a guy who gets stranded in deep space and befriends a giant sentient spider that legitimately tries to help him I'd have 15 centsHow the fuck has it happened THREE times
>>216019712full disclosure incoming
>>216013557Looks sloppy
>>216014200it's not hard sci-fi, it's campy quippy sci-fi (it's still good though)
>>216014005The audiobook is one of the best i've ever listened to.
>>216015145That was utter shit.>>216015236
Vayntrub is in this?
>>216015785>The paper he wrote was basically an elaborate shitpost.It actually is, he disproves his own paper super early on.
>>216015785dude there's a whole section in the book about a court case involving copyright
>>>216019993Like Pluribus or worse?
>>216020131I haven't watched that. just think of iron man but based in reality
>>216020131No, it's more grounded. The only real sci-fi is the aliens, the ship could reasonably be built today.
>>216020107Yes, at her most adorable.
>>216016914so have you got the toddler version, or are you using boomer font sizes?
Boopy doopy doop boopSpace
>>216015488 Nope test screening sez great
>>216020849Incels have a kink for lying online. It's pretty creepy.
>Project Hail Mary is entering the final stretch. If we can't make it work here we'll never get another chance.
The Goose will carry bros
Weir writes fine sci-fi but his sense of humor is so puerile that it's sad.The narrator of the book jokes about thinking he might be a pedophile (he wakes up with amnesia) and he remembers what his mission is after ripping a catheter out of his cock.
This will be the second role where Goose plays a schoolteacher and the second role where he plays an astronaut. It will very likely be the worst of the three films.
>>216021451>his sense of humor is so puerile that it's sad.His prose is very reddit too.
>>216014678I loved it in antman 3.
>>216016177Is the picture in relation to the the books?
>>216014163Not for me
>>216014163Every book is a best selling novel
>>216013687You're not supposed to care about the plot you're supposed to appreciate how awesome it is.
>>216016323>Better than moonlol fuck no. Moon shits all over Ad Astra.
>>216013687yeah, its astounding how stupid trailers have become. then again, what else is there to this movie if not the twist. I guess they had to show SOMETHING and the only thing left was the twist. like i twist my knob, ya feel me.
>>216013687>>216022019lol i'm back. I watched the 2nd trailer. Talk about spoilers. They've shown WAY more, so much I don't even want to mention it here for the sake of other people. The only thing we don't know is the ending, but by the aesthetic and positive attitude its gonna be a "good" ending. Why even watch the movie at this point.
>>216013557>Author of The MartianYeah reddit to the core. Pass
>>216022083>he read the Martian
>>216022019>>216022069>>216013687This obsession with wanting to go in blind and caring about spoilers is retarded. The alien ship is shown super early in the book and it's a central aspect of the story, it's not a twist.
>>216013557didn't they already make inception?
>>216022466B-b-but showing things is r*dit! *cries*
Speaking of, the directing team did an AMA today, Have to assume others will sieve out the good bits, then can just read the summary
>>216016210That's every story that Andy Weir writes
>>216015518are we looking at the same picture? his cheeks are gigantic, he got bogged hard
>>216013557Thought it was Chris Pratt again.
>>216014268huge fan
>>216013557The dialogue writing is gonna be just as insufferable as it was in the book I'm guessing?Fuck that was painful
