There are people who are legit mad that we are getting this instead of having a man in a Zelda costume.
so long as link doesn't talk
>>216014527Link looks fucking kino tbf
So far everything about this looks good but I just know in my heart it will be shit. I want to be wrong though.
>>216014527The guy who produced the Venom films is producing this, it had no fucking chance whatsoever
>>216014527Gannondorf will certainly be played by a Black actor yes?
>>216014527Instead we got a woman in a Link costume
>>216014542Link talks in the games, you just don't hear him. The other characters respond to things that Link says but his words aren't written out as an artistic choice, which has been a thing in a lot of video games, not just Zelda. The idea that Link is mute is a fundamental misunderstanding of the IP.
>>216014560Zelda will for sure be girlboss tier but i will watch it anyway because im a huge fan
>>216014563Charles Dance
>>216014563
>>216014561You realize Avi Arad produced Spider-man and X-Men too, right?
>>216014563We don't know yet. Ganon is supposed to be a dark man from the desert, though. He could be played by a black man.
>>216014581They gave her a bow instead of a stick which is at least a good sign. Girlboss characters almost always have a stick, probably because it's a phallic symbol. Going back to the 1980s cartoon and almost every game since then that has depicted Zelda in combat situations, she's been depicted as an archer rather than a melee combatant. The cartoon is really the origin point of Zelda being an archer though and I'm glad that they seem to be going that direction in the movie.
>>216014527LGBT "people" are subhumans
>>216014527>peopletrannys and tranny lovers are not people anon. They are mentally deranged lunatic freaks
>>216014527how's her foot game? hunter's feet are unparalleled
>>216014826that's a dude
>>216014840and yet i can fit both of her feet in my mouth. how do you explain that
>>216014840Hotter than any girl you will ever get
Is Link going to wear the Gerudo outfit?
>>216014623No thanks
>>216014561Venom was kino tho?
>>216014527This image feels racist.
>AI slop
>>216014527why is the legend of zelda the minish cap going for over 400 dollars online, new? why are gba games hundreds of dollars? no one is buying that so why ask for that amount?
>>216014883No, because it's played as a joke in the game.And that's a bad thing.
>>216014882>you don't get it, this is PREMIUM shit!
>>216014921
>>216014542HYAAH!!
>>216015213interesting casting choice for Agahnim
>>216014948You answered your own question. Sealed copies of classic games always go for hundreds of dollars and it's been that way for as long as eBay has been around.
>>216014527Link looks cute. Don't care about Zelda.
>>216014527WTF is Zelda doing out there?
Hunter was robbed. This insult to /ourgirl/ will not go unavenged.
>>216014527Who? Three deranged lunatics on bluesky?
hunter was never considered for the role. you fucking retards tried to meme it and are now pretending people are mad it didnt happenedget copious amounts of help
>>216014527If the nips weren't in charge of the IP they'd just cast this dude as Zelda. Those pieces of shit at Hollywood are so mad they can't shit on the source material. Based nips.
>>216016128>something i want to get mad about didnt happen but im going to bring it up and get mad about it anywayyou are hopeless
>>216014563>Gannondorf will certainly be played by a Black actor yes?Why did you capitalize nigger
>>216014556He'd look better with my dick in his butt.
>>216014707this is nuclear grade levels of cope holy shit
>>216014575he still shouldn't talk
>>216014527I want to rape both of them.
>>216016717your shrimp dick would be bitten off like at a seafood buffet, faggot
>>216014527incorrect, the man in zeldrag was never an option to anyone sane.
>>216014542link: hiiiiiya, whaaaaa, whoooooo
>>216014715accurate ... also many if not most are pedophiles
>>216014826>>216014878>>216014882
>>216016823The looney troons on social media still seem to think that their faglord in drag was a serious candidate for the role, though.
>>216014542>Link can talk>but gets interrupted everytime he's about to say something
>>216016156Youre a faggot>>216016128Guy should keep the beard. Looks way less annoying with it
>>216016883>you will never feel that magnificent nose poking your belly as your cock enters his soft throat, your palms half carresing his soft silky hair as you push and press his head into the perfect possition, those silly soft lanky hands flailing comicaly as he tries to push you away jolting with each trust only to get ever more impaled as your cock head goes deeper into his sweet gagging throat as if it were a fleshlight
>>216017143Good for you for admitting you’re gay, I just don’t understand how in 2025 there are still so many insecure gay people who insist Hunter is a woman and they’re not gay. Especially on an anonymous imageboard
>>216017683Im not gay I just love how they flich and fidget when I poke them in the throat, no its just that nose, its so long and pointy it just makes me think of it every time I see it, that exact combination, his nose pointing trough my pubes poking my stomach as my cock head feels its way trough his throat, there must be some porn of it somewhere, im sure he sucked more dicks than a 2000s pornstar there must be at least one shitty iphone vid of his head bobbing up and down making all those silly noises
even if he wasnt a man why would they cast a 30 year old as Zelda. especially if they plan on making more of these
>>216017973Bi gay who cares, you’re not straight. Point is you’re not pretending to be straight, good for you
>>216014563In greenface.
Imagine being the kind of loser who builds their identity around Nintendo bullshit. There's so many better things you could be doing with your life but you'd rather argue over insanely pathetic shit like who's playing Zelda in a movie or which Mario character you'd rather fuck. People like you should be thrown into a concentration camp.
>Perfect casting for Link and Zelda>Koji Kondo as the creative music leadAll I need to see now is creature design and plot direction before I make a call if it's going to be good or not. So far I like what I see, so I'm cautiously optimistic.
>>216014527This looks fine and I don't see the issue
>>216019089>No Darknut in BoWWasted opportunity
>>216014527Why isnt it animated like the Mario movie?
>>216014527They should have been black.
>>216019089By the time they went 3D, those sorts of games were extremely outdated. It's kinda disturbing that there are actually adults who play that trash.
>>216019089wtf chart is this? Do they seriously not know what a leever is?
Who's playing the Kakariko Village shopkeeper
>>216019518Lynels fulfill their niche in a way>>216019571Yeah I'm not sure why they did that>>216019563Okay
>>216014591Would be kino.
>>216019089what is this hamfisted shit chart?
>>216014527they should be black.
I love white people
>>216017060kek
>>216014527Why does it look so soulless? It looks like a fanfilm or an ad.
they should have wings do the voice acting for navi
>>216014527blue eyes look demonic ngl
>>216017060>right before end credits>Link: "I'm speechless!">Nintendo fans riots because he spoke a line>becomes the new arrow on the knee
who could be mad at these picturesyes perhaps with better color grading and a nice film gradient they would look much more cinematicbut im sure these are just promo photos... not the look of the film
>>216020671Zelda’s a little ugly but yeah it looks as perfect as one could make it given the negative expectations
>>216018184So what sort of stuff do you do?
>>216020780how is zelda ugly?
>>216014527I can't tell; are you speaking about the Link twink or the girl?
>>216021017>big forehead >lazy eyes>no blonde
>>216021017anon is a fag, that's why
>>216020858Not obsess about a fucking video game adaptation that's guaranteed to be mid at best and forgotten in a week, that's for sure.
>>216014921you have been conditioned to despise white people.
>>216021311>White People
>>216020971Idris Elba sucks, they need to cast another White Man.
>>216021017She's cute but i don't think she really looks like Zelda, they definitely could have done better with her casting. Still infinitely better than the tranny.
>>216021248>>big foreheadthis is literally all English women. its just how they look.
>>216014563Ganondorf and the Gerudos in general have always been middle eastern. There's no way he'll be anything but that. Nintendo is going to be very respectful with LoZ casting since it's one of their top 3 IPs. The equivalent of black people in Zelda games has always been the gorons.
Look at that perfect fucking face. No wonder Hunter wants to be a woman. I want to give birth to that boy. I want him to shatter my perfect floor and nibble at my tit. I want to give Link his first ever milkies in this gay world.Also Ganondorf should be played by Ravi from Eastenders.
I don't care about the man part but he is like 10 years too old.
>>216019523Simple matter of preference, in all likelihood. People like Miyamoto probably liked the idea of seeing the world of Zelda in live action since they've already seen it with 3D animation, through the games.
>>216020594
>>216014527Where?
>>216021017She's very attractive. Also young, so she will likely mature more over the course of a franchise if this movie has sequels.
>>216021442>the Gerudo only have one man every hundred yearsThat's how you know Ganon was the villain, anyone in his position who still wants the Triforce must have something wrong with him.
>>216022252this pedo is seething kek
>>216022252>horsecockuh what
>>216021936>Constantly surrounded by women with (((big noses)))>Not a single broHe probably needs the triforce to get them all to shut the fuck up
>>216022354>Look what we could have had but chuds ruined it*dilates aggressively*
>>216021017No penis
>>216017060Am I the only one that thinks he looks like she just cut him off in both frames? He looks mildly pissed like he was about to say something and then she started talking over him.
>>216014561Name five things actually wrong with the Venom movies (comedy dudebro romps) that aren't just vies for the approval of zoomer faggots from twitter, or purely emotional reactions about autistic, or you willingly being ignorant (i.e. "No plot/stuff just happened"). Seriously just five things. Would love to hear why you think I need to take these Tom Green comedy fantasy films seriously.
>>216014527Let me guess she's the strong woman who don't need no man and Zelda is the bad guy who gets in her way and he becomes a villain and she has to defeat him
Why dont I feel no hype around this? When the mario movie was announced it was fucking talked about everywhere
>>216022716>Zelda is the bad guyNot sure if bait, stuck dick in toaster
>>216014563Could be, but I'd expect somebody Arabic, Persian or Indian for playing Ganondorf or the Gerudo. I'd say that Gorons are more likely to absorb any black casting.
>>216022665>queer code them starting in movie 2 when the woman writer took over>venom 3 does the variants to make the biracial black woman the next venom> refused to make Woody Harrellson be a masculine villain>made his woman black>put him in the mcu just to add symbiote to mcu then send him back
>>216014626Yeah, but the director did the Maze Runner movies and the writer did Jurassic World. The cards are stacked very high against. I'm holding out hope, but it doesn't look good.
>>216022794Watch Zelda will be like Mario or evil and the villain is thr guy who respects her
>>216022963>Zelda>bad guy>Zelda>guyplease be bait please be bait please be bait
>>216014527Looks great, perfect casting. I just need to see the acting now and story to be convinced. But I am intrigued.
>>216014623Why and how does this fucker keep getting roles? He's ruined every single movie he's been in. Do studios not understand that people don't want to watch jeets on the screen especially in movies like The Green Knight. That movie specifically flopped because of the casting choice.
>>216023160>Nintendo is proud to announce that Ganondorf will be played by Hollywood megastar Jack Black
>>216014882What's this weird incel cope? Nobody wants you disgusting abominations, that's why you trooned out in the first place.
>>216023188Don't write that out, I believe in written manifestation.
>>216023091What the he'll are you crying about? Please be serious
>>216023202>It's ya man JB here, KING of the gerudos and I gots some evil mama JAMA all up in hyrule yall!>Now let me introduce you to the leader of the Gorons, played by my friend Seth RoganActually, it's more likely to be the other way around, he has the physique....
>>216023208Thank you
>>216023243>That spoiler
>>216014527Forget the adventure, if i were Link, I'd smash this Zelda all day and night! She is infinitely a better choice than that tranny
>>216023243On a more serious note if they are doing the Lord of the Rings thing were they pick up friends along the way, I think it would make sense to have stand-in characters for Darunia and Ruto-- that is, a haughty, older Goron character who's the "team dad," and a female Zora. They don't have to follow Link and Zelda around the whole movie but they'd add some variety to the cast.
>>216014527I just hope it's not full of Marvel quips. Link is a stoic character
>>216023269Oh I'm good at this, watch this>The King of Hyrule, played by Jared Leto>Special guest star as the Great Fairy, Ru Paulas an 'apology' to the trans community
>>216023335I'm pretty sure Nintendo wants it to be a serious fantasy movie. If they wanted it to be goofy they would have gone with animation.
Well EXCUUUUSE ME, princess!
>>216023298sir good morning
>>216023333If the inevitable female Zora isn't played by Anya Taylor Joy, someone's getting fired. She wouldn't even need makeup.
>>216023243I can't think of anyone more guaranteed to put me off a movie than Rogan.
>>216014878>herAnon…
>>216023263What are you talking about? Lost
Not a single comment talking about the man. Which means this is an astroturfed thread to male her the hero
>>216023348I wonder how they'll do the Gorons and Zora and koroks and all the weird monsters without it looking goofy.
What is this "excuse me, princess" people are talking about? I'm not a manchild so I don't play videogames
>>216014527not watching this based on this image alonedogshit casting
you guys are all wrong about Ganondorfhe's going to be a CGI big guy for you like Thanos
>>216023298She looks like a combination of Hailee Steinfield and Ana de Armas
trannys will never look like this
>>216023848So pretty! <3
>>216023622Maybe not Koroks but i dont see why they couldnt make a realistic zora or goron
this casting looks so much better than I had any expectation it would be, when they announced this shit i was sure it would 100% be trash
>>216023660>I'm not a manchild t. manchild
Daeron Targaryen
>>216024031Koroks could just be for one scene like the tree spirits in Princess Mononoke. It would be a great little homage since I'm sure the Zelda movie will be drawing heavily from it anyway.
>>216023671You don't even know who either of these kids are.
>>216014527Are they filming in Europe?
>>216023758>the koroks, why do they wear the mask?
>>216024031See>>216023382
>>216024591New Zealand
>>216023758>>216025140>nobody cared who the Skull Kid was until he put on the mask
>>216023805Bo Bragason is actually white though.
>>216025158It'd be interesting if the Zora extras were all Maori.
>>216023160Holy bot. Notice how they all type like this. It is very telling
>>216021017They picked a very regular looking white girl. Zelda has a huge female fan base, if they had picked an actually stunning looking white woman they would feel insecure and hold a grudge for the film (that's how women work)
>>216014527is it true they're doing a time traveling plot with Glenn Powell as adult link?
>>216020665>Nintendo fans riot because they see Link holding his sword in his right hand>halfway through the movie he pulls a Princess Bride and says that he actually isn't right handed and swaps hands
>>216016883literally calliban the gerudo in botw and totk. make me some creamy heart soup, wifey.
>>216020274that's raycis to say though
>>216014882bruh
>>216014527>There are people who are legit madthose people don't exist or they are subhumans from shitter/reddit, so stfu
>>216014563thats retarded. the best phenotype for the face alone will be med or middle eastern. you need a giant hooknose in the middle. painting him green is not the issue. a widenose negro is retarded. just look at the wicked bitch. looks absolutely unwitchlike
>>216026450That's also how trannies work except they feel that way about all women.
>>216014527So was the tranny EVER in any actual talks with Nintendo or the studio at all or was this whole fake and gay outrage shit just mentally ill retards on twitter crying because their dumbass fan cast didn't get hired?
>>216014882bodied that freak
>>216027519There was a "grassroots" (i.e., likely started by his publicist) campaign to get him cast as Zelda, and it failed but it got enough tracitons to get the troons and troon enablers angry that Nintendo didn't cast him.
>>216027519>>216027547It was literally 5 discord troons taking meth and spamming /tv/ in 36 hour shifts
>>216027547Ah okay, so it's just mentally ill retards then. Dunno why they ever thought a Japanese company of all things would ever cast a trans person over an actual woman for a role in a movie.
>>216014882>Hotter than any girl you will ever get
>>216021017She's conventionally pretty, could have been a great cast for a Neverending story remake, but Hunter mogs her would have been perfect as both Zelda/Sheik
>>216026374I wish I was a bot I wouldn't be stressed to fuck about my car if I was a bot, no need to use transport to travel as I could travel through fibre optics.
>>216014527Weirdos really thought Nintendo would cast a man as a legendary female videogame character.
>>216027608So you're saying you're retarded AND gay.
>>216014581>It will be bad >but i will watch it anyway because im a huge fanpick oneyou are not a fan if you support things that are detrimental to the thing you are "fan" of
>>216014527Another bow-womanYAWNNo thanksDamesel in distress or nothing.
>>216027519Nah, it's just a bunch twittards fancasting and then scum journos making clickbaiting trash about "nintendo fans demand this actress to be Zelda (and it's everything!)"
>>216028286tbf normies always thought Zelda was the main male character.
>>216028695I hope she's got a breastplate ready.
>>216014581>I'm a huge fan>therefore I will support the cancer killing the thing I am a huge fan ofHave some self control.
