>Lord Vader I find it highly inappropriate of you to bring religion into a work place meeting.
>>216014769He was right tho. Vader utterly failed to get the plans
No more podraces, Motti.
>>216014769>religion>demonstration of factual superpowersThis guy would have gone home and cried himself into a midlife crisis were he not vaporized.
>*commits a violent crime in response to free speech*
>>216014769>ohhh, maxi big, da force...
>>216014842Umm, maybe he like, didn't WANT to, ok? I'm so sure...
>>216014854>demonstration of factual superpowersLord Vader, I find it bemusing that you have the gall to demean our battlestation - the battlestation that actually WORKS - all the while your own task remains woefully incomplete. Oh, I have no doubt that you can choke people remotely, but our battlestation can destroy entire planets. Meanwhile, what use to us is your ancient religion? Have your parlor tricks helped you locate the missing datatapes? Did a vision of their whereabouts occur to you yet, or are you still waiting for the stars to align? Perhaps you are now going to produce them out of your hat now to prove me wrong? Or are you going to try and resort to violence to shut me up?Imagine a hypothetical scenario, in which you find out you have a long lost son. What means would you use to locate him? Would you meditate on your mystical connection through your bloodline to pinpoint his precise location, or would you use thousands of remote probes? A technological terror, if I may?Please answer the question.
>>216014976ai slop
>>216014904>So if you lose your job, get banned or are choked with space magic, nobody is oppressing you. They simply think you're an asshole, and they're showing you the floor.
>>216014904Homey thought he lived Ina democracy but it's a fascism
>>216014769>>216014904Was vader woke?
>>216015041He was definitely a DEI hire. Crippled, black, fringe religion, incompetent.
>>216014769>randomly shits on the +2 meter space wizardWhat was his endgame?
>>216015135He correctly assumed he was Tarkin's dog
take it easy he's just breakin a little bantha balls.
>>216014975Put some food on his head pls
>>216015135you didnt see the pre-meeting email chain
>>216014842But the station was literally powered by Jedi crystals not technology, so it's just another Lucas fuck up.
>>216014769Lord Vader: I find your lack of faith, disturbing.... your technology and gadgets are insignificant to the power of the Force.
>>216014842the best part is that by pure happenstance the plans came to the death star and vader then connected a high risk plan to let the crew escape with them so they could track them.
