They ain't even about Batman he shows up like 30 minutes out of a 2h 4 minutes film. "B-but it's so dark like tim burton", it has more jokes than modern marvel, the only difference is how overtly sexual it is and how much they say vagina in it.The plot is so bad, the characters are so stupid and nothing like in the comics, and that has to be the worst most retarded incompetent and goofy Batman i've ever seen.Why do people like this shit?
>>216015559Go back to watching Nolanslop you brainrotted zoomer.
>>216015589I never watched them but i willand they will probably be fucking kino compared to this bing bing wahoo goofy sex garbage.
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>>216015589This. Returns is classic German Expression kino
>>216015559>how overtly sexual it is and how much they say vaginathe only actual reason this zoomer tard is upset
Batman is a boring Gary Stu character. His villains have always been more interesting. “Less is more” when it comes to Batman is best approach on film. More you show Batman the more retarded he becomes especially with the bullshit muh realism. Reeves can try ape Fincher all he wants, a grown man in a bat suit at a “super serious” crime scene will never not look stupid
>>216015559>my movie about a man dressing as a fucking bat has to be le serious >>216016827beat me to it
>>216015559How hard would it have been to make a giant bat face for the batmobile? Instead, we got a big ugly dildo.
