Looks like BOATS is back on the menu
>>216015961>Spanish production>"This Portuguese hero was secretly gay and had a foot fetish actually"I just know it. They haven't forgiven us for fucking up their world domination plans every single time.
>>216015961>a brisk 160 minutes>something resembling a budgetMy man Lav is going mainstream and catering to the tiktok and youtube shors crowd, I see?
>>216015987losing the 30 Years War and failing to use the silver bonanza liberalize their economy were also factors.
call me when they remake Ponce de Leon
>>216016030I will not.
>>216015987>Instead of praise the guy that actually finished the expedition and was Spaniard lets praise the Portuguese.Yes, it looks like something a Spaniard would do.
Trailer link since OP is lazyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h7rriQD1qc
>Janus FilmsI didn't even know they still existed, wow
>>216015961very uncharacteristic of Diaz to make anything shorter than 200 minutes
>>216016233Is this just going to be the same old >Europeans le bad>Christianity le badThis leftist slop went out of fashion like 2 years ago everywhere except arthouse cinema it seems
>>216016233What is the budget? it looks cheap as fuck.
again? ffs, recently i watched one version about him, didn't know about Strait of Magellan
>>216016423Idk but it looks like the most expensive Lav Diaz film so far
>>216016179>hardest part was crossing the pacific>discovered important south american straight>indian ocean was already incredibly well charted (thanks to portuguese missions) and the return voyage was made through an already previously charted course (also by portuguese sailors)there's a reason the portuguese BVLL is remembered while the *painish sissy has been forgotten by history
>>216016481Hardest part was not being killed in the Philippines
I’m reading a book about Magellans expedition. It casually mentions they stop in Brazil to have sex with the locals for two weeks, and when they couldn’t have any more sex, they continued their journey.
>>216016533The human spirit (read: male libido) demanded that there'd be a Brazil, inevitably.
>>216015987people talk about how perverted french movies are but i've always found spanish movies are far more degenerate
