>You see, Indiana Jones is not just a terrible archaeologist; he’s also a despicable human being. He’s a criminal sociopath, a statutory rapist, a grave robber, a murderer, a destroyer of cultural heritage, and an enforcer of European colonialism.https://talesoftimesforgotten.com/2020/12/04/indiana-jones-is-actually-a-villain/I thought he was kind of cool
Sounds like this chick is antisemetic.
>>216020424I want to go back in time and have lots of sex with Karen as I love her moobies.
this is antisemitism
>>216020424saar you are still butthurt over Temple of Doom
>>216020424isn't the movie in the 1920s, what was the aoc back then?
>>216020424>a statutory rapistHe didn't rape any statues in those movies
>>216020424>enforcer of European colonialismname one time he enforced colonialism
>>216020424Real shame about them Jones movies not even being rewatchable anymore. That last 1 put the final nail in the coffin.
>>216020720He did in temple of doom, although it was more of a grope
>>216020720Maybe he should have....
>>216020853someone was realy angry at those tits
>>216020424I wanna kiss Karen's freckles!
>>216020424Indy saw this and wanted to raid her Temple of Doom
>>216020893I like to think she’s completely covered with them.
>>216020754Going to other places and finding cool stuff to take back home without consulting anyone who lives there isn't quite the essence of colonialism, but it's close.
>>216020940no it's not at all retard
>>216020424Worse, he is a shabbos goy
>>216020424Stop stop, I only thought Indianna Jones could be so awesome.
>>216020913>Temple of DoomMore like Temple of WOMB
>>216020913Any forearm hair pics?
>>216020853This ancient statue of the female form is proof that beauty is objective. We can be separated by millennia and yet the ideal form is unchanging despite the gulf of technology and cultural standards.
>When Jones sets out to find the Ark of the Covenant, he must first find a medallion that tells him where the Ark is buried. Marion has it, and in their first conversation together, after years of not seeing each other, Marion confronts Jones about their past fling saying, "I was a child. I was in love." To which Jones responds: "You knew what you were doing."
>>216020424Indy got softened after Raiders, in that movie he was only barely better than Belloq and that was the point.
>>216020720when they say this, they are referring to the line by marion in the lost ark when she says she was a child when they met before
>>216020940Back in the 19th and early 20th century, locals (be it in South America, Africa, Asia or Egypt) didn't appreaciate or care much about ancient artifacts. It isn't like these archaeologists (white foreigners) could go in, grab shit and leave unnoticed, without local officials allowing it to happen. Times and attitudes have changed.
>>216021401>they are referring to the line by marion in the lost ark when she says she was a child when they met beforeTo be fair, he did court her when she was twelve, which is questionable. Did Marion's mother even give Jones the go-ahead?
>>216020920God I hope so.
>>216021175uhh idk bout that lil bro
>>216021660While that's generally true, in the opening scene of Raiders, the locals do appear to be quite protective of their heritage.
>>216022308It wasn't even their "heritage", that culture was still just like that. They were literally naked savages
>>216022308>A movie with a scene to cause tension is real life
>>216020424Literally all those things are cool>waaaahhhhh grow up
>>216022308>be americna lawyer>egypt shit is cool>have to renew loysense to excavate with egypt antiquities services every year>want to find cool shit before corrupt fags stealing or destroy shit for personal gain or religious fervoryou can find the stories of a shit ton of marines who were in Afghanistan today coming across ancient shit that pissed off mussies just destroyed or dont give a single fuck about.
>Raiders of the Lost Ark came out eighteen years before I was bornThis faggot is literally a 25 year-old zoomer. Would gen z really rather watch a movie where Indiana Jones sits in his office for 120 straight minutes reading books about pyramids and not talking to women?
>Raidersthe nazis were trying to get the ark first, it was them or jones, who did not want it in a box in a warehouse, would probably have been destroyed if it wasnt though>Temple of Doomindiana jones did not steal anything in this movie as far as I remember, he did stop a cult that enslaved and killed kids though can indians stop being asshurt for fucking once? it never fucking ends, youll see someone fucking butthurt about something and its always an indian mad about something that happened 40 years ago>Last Crusadethis movie takes place in austria, which is europe so obviously isnt about colonialism >The Other Twoi don't remember what happens in these two
>>216021175Caspere knew this.
Legal then, and legal now in all but like four places in the world. Get over it, zoomettes. You willingly fuck college students while in early high school, in places where it's illegal. I watched at least a dozen women fight over the same grown men (all pushing thirty) when I was in high school. Don't make me laugh.
>>216020424he didn't assassinate Hitler so he's cool in my book
>>216022489>raidersI guess the part at the start where Indy gets the idol and runs away from the boulder. The natives show up and chase him but not because of the idol but because they were working for the other archaeologist guy
>>216020424He only banged Marion when she was a child because George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg are fucking perverts.
