Sticky WHEN?
KEK why don't all old people do this one simple trick
>>216020439Suicidists don’t get buried in the church graveyard nor do they get a sticky.
>died by assisted suicide at age 89 on same dayEvil shit.
Canada? I don't understand these people that actively sabotage their own countries, lives, and basic existence. Pathetic.
>>216020439Left: WouldRight: Get thee behind me, Satan
>>216020439based
>>216020574Reminds me of this ad for skin cream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKoPJFxSdY&t=295s
>>216020554>NOOOOOOOO YOU MUST SUFFER AND COST THE TAX PAYERS MILLIONS EVERY YEAR!!!
>>216020439I didn't even know they were sick...
Good. fuck boomers
>>216020439Have you reach old age anon, where you can't remember things ? Or go to the bathroom by yourself ?
>>216020439>>died by assisted suicide at age 89 on same dayWhat the fuck!?
>>216020676There's a difference between making a personal choice and being goaded into suicide by unscrupulous doctors.
>>216020676>t. Lucifer
>>216020439If you're a twin, and particularly as close as they were, I can't imagine living by yourself after your twin passes. I get the same feeling when Prince Phillip died and Queen Elizabeth was all alone.Also do Christfags have any rationale for being anti-euthanasia? We all saw those Bruce Willis pics. Everybody knows when the good times are passed out cold.
>>216021050Bath rugs have ruined this
>>216021108>hmm, yes, people with cancer should suffer and be hooked up onto a machine and be forced to live through pain or be so severely sedated they have no cognitive functions for months because it makes ME feel good and that's what God would've wanted because Satan would want them to go off on their own terms to end their own suffering
having a twin must be cool because you get cool psychic powers like knowing what the other feels and shit
I swear people who are against assisted suicide have never actually known anyone that died from prolonged illness or a long term degradation. You don't understand how awful dying is if it isn't some random sudden end.
Most twins commit incest.
>uhm yes I think doctors should be able to murder people there's nothing bad about changing social mores toward death>what do you mean old people can be goaded into dying? that they're emotional and can feel horrible and great from one day to the next? that they're extremely susceptible to pressure and scams? >but think of the economics! it's unviable to cut pensions so let's kill them instead! Genuinely nothing in the entire west disgusts me more than euthanasia supporters. Not even remotely religious either.
Vaxx status?
>>216021755>t. Lucifer again
>>216021788Twins aren’t cool. They’re cursed. There’s only one soul for two bodies. The first one born grabs it, claims the light, becomes the real person. The second one comes out knowing instantly they got the scraps. Everyone knows the hierarchy the second they take their first breath. The Sun decides. The Shadow obeys. Always. They can feel each other, yeah, but it’s not some cute twin-telepathy thing. The Shadow feels everything the Sun feels ten times sharper because they’re starving for it. Every joy the Sun has is a reminder of what the Shadow will never fully own. Every triumph, every kiss, every time the Sun is called the “older” one (three minutes, thirty seconds, doesn’t matter), it burns. The Sun knows it too. That’s why they keep the Shadow close. Not out of love. Out of control. They like watching the envy in those identical eyes that will never quite match their own brightness.I get physically sick when I see twins smiling together in photos. One of them is smiling because they won at birth. The other is smiling because they’ve had decades to practice pretending it doesn’t hurt. I cross the street when I see twins coming. I don’t care if that makes me an asshole. Some things aren’t meant to be doubled.
>>216021855>no argumentDamn, why is Jesus so gay and evil?
Why not just admit that you want Canada's Maid system and want to kill old people and the chronically sick because they cost too much.
>>216021822>uhm yes I think doctors should be forced to keep people alive forever no matter how much agony they're in, there's nothing bad about locking in social taboos that treat death as the ultimate enemy>what do you mean terminally ill people might actually know their own minds? that they can weigh decades of suffering against a few lucid months? that they’re not just confused toddlers who need the state to “protect” them from their own choices?>but think of the principle! it’s unviable to let individuals decide their own fate so let’s warehouse them in pain instead!Genuinely nothing in the entire west disgusts me more than euthanasia opponents Not even remotely utilitarian either.
>>216021906>uhm yes I think doctors should be forced to keep people alive forever no matter how much agony they're inThat's what palliative care is for. Minimizing pain.>there's nothing bad about locking in social taboos that treat death as the ultimate enemyCorrect. If you prefer the opposite then expect it to not start with the elderly but fuckers like you who always mentally exclude yourselves from it.>what do you mean terminally ill people Ah-ah. No one said limiting it to terminally ill people. Euthanasia is not so limited. Nor do terminally-ill people consistently keep to the idea that they want to die by any stretch of the imagination.>that they’re not just confused toddlers who need the state to “protect” them from their own choices?Yes SAAR there are laws against whatever scam you've rolled up to steal their inheritance, and hopefully you'll go to jail permanently for it.>Not even remotely utilitarian either.Yeah, definitely nothing utilitarian about murdering people over money.
>>216022023>If you aren't anti-euthanasia you must be indianExplain to me how that made sense in your head
>>216020439This is my idea of dying with dignity
>>216022326You're not allowed to die with dignity. Have you thought about the billions of Christians who wouldn't like that?
>>216022341As a matter of fact, I haven't. Free will is a thing, though.
It is endearing they had each other their whole lives.
>>216020439how does it feel remembering the younger you when you're old and about to die? does anyone know this feel when?
>>216020439Suicide is the answer to all the troubles.Its relieving to know you can end it all if things go to shit.Suicide should be a human right.
>>216021821hot
>>216021822I watched the person I loved most in this world succumb to dementia and beg for death in her increasingly rare moments of lucidity. Eleven fucking years it took for her brain to rot to the point that she couldn't swallow water so they had to spoon feed flavorless jello into what was left of her just to keep her going another day. As much as you piss me off I still sincerely hope you never have to see something like that happen to a loved one and find out what a fucking retard you are. Nobody deserves that, not even an shithead like you.
>>216021906>imaginary bullshit scenarioSeethe harder you creepy leftist shit.
>>216020439>>216020933>>216021019>>216021050>>216021236>Mr President a second twin has committed assisted suicide
>>216021906>Genuinely nothing in the entire west disgusts me more than euthanasia opponentsI dont believe that
>>216021098Where is the proof they were? Not that it doesn't happen.
TOGETHER FOREVER
>>216020554>My jewish god says that you cannot kys>You need to suffer or otherwise you will suffer for eternity in hellLmao imagine believing in fairy tales
>>216020439I'm usually pro this stuff but it's a bit weird they'd go on the same day desu
>>216021905Something like assisted suicide is really only for the elderly and terminally ill. Most people would think its weird if its someone young with years ahead of them.Its sounds morbid but people should atleast be able to choose when they want to die on their own terms
>>216020439Where are their childrens?
>>216020439um, funerals are for those of us who don't want die
>>216021231>do Christfags have any rationale for being anti-euthanasiathey are busy with abortion issues atm
>>216025048They had a 2 for 1 deal on suicides. That's an out of this world saving.
>>216027143now look up what counts as "terminally ill" in canada or canada, and whether you even need to be "terminally ill" to receive "assistance"
>>216027753canada or switzerland* sorry
>>216026295I know right. Twins are weird enough as is.
>>216027753okay but canadians are faggots we all know this
>>216027703That's nothing. I'm getting paid $50 to kms
>>21602043989 years old is a good run.
SAFEAND EFFECTIVE
Are these the twins from The Shining?
>>216020439>89They did the right thing. Day of the Pillow is the only hope for tye western world.
>>216020439they should've recorded a death match on good terms
>>216023636She might be have been begging for death because they're abusing her at the care home and/or her family was rarely visiting her.
>>216020573>I don't understand these people that actively sabotage their own countrieskilling off old people is a boon to your econ. it opens up any physical assets they leave behind, they are no longer draining resources off the social benefits, they no longer need extra care from doctors/caretakers etc.killing off your elderly who no longer contribute more than they require is a net positive and also based
>>216027883they could have got far more money if they organized a celebrity deathmatch instead.
Why would a terminally ill person need suicide? They are already going to die from the terminal illness. Like just die no need for suicide.
>>216021231You don’t know shit actually. They could reverse aging and cure all disease tomorrow.
>>216026240Agreed, you should definitely kill yourself.
>>216028060All twins should be forced to 1v1 to the death when they turn 75 for our amusement
>>216021838They took the jab. Another bites the dust. RIP. Q was right.
>>216025048That anon brought up taxpayer-funded healthcare. It's common for doctors to give up on patients and deny further treatment once they pass a particular point. Why would a government, especially one that has a massive budget deficit, allow hopeless patients to get endless tax-payer funded healthcare? Wouldn't it be more cost effective to just end their lives as early as possible? Allowing suicide would shift the moral burden to the patients themselves.
are these the twins from Twins of Evil?
>>216028065everyday you get a little more dehydrated and find it harder to recover from the last day until it's over.
>>216028102not doing this for the easy cash just proves they don't love their offspring at all, only themselves.
>>216022926Holy based and unironically true.
>>216020439What are the odds both women would just happen to commit suicide on the same day in the same way. Small world.
>>216020439>Assisted SuicideIf you are able to request that someone kill you then you are able to buy a poisonous substance online, overdose on paracetamol slit your wrists, stab yourself through the heart, toss yourself off a cliff or tall building, lie down on railway tracks, OD on heroine, shoot yourself in the head with a gun (if American), or any number of easy to perform kill meathods. Even if you can't do one then there will be at least one of those methods that is possible if you are not completely paralysed or have full blown dementia.There is no need to involve another person and to do so, which leaves them open to murder or manslaughter charges after your death along with them having to live with the guilt, which can obviously be pretty bad if its a spouse, close relative or friend, even if they tell themselves it is what you would have wanted or a kindness). If you are religious then it isn't a going to wash as a loophole to get out of going to hell by suicide, pretty sure God is smart enough to see right through that, and it damns the patsy you roped into doing it to hell too.Fucking selfish and cowardly action only done by attention seekers. If you want to die because of the pain then just do it and don't involve anyone else, they can be with you at the end but if death is genuinely your choice, you should have the balls to do it yourself.
lol
>>216020439I don't know who they are or if I watched any film or show they were in, but may they rest in peace.
>>216020439Absolutely talmudic
>two assists zero kills/v/ here, this is bullshit
>>216028207You get dehydrated because they stop feeding you.
>>216028272Jesus, calm down American. They lived in Germany, assisted suicide is legal and well accepted there, it's the civilized way. A doctor surpervise the procedure so they can die painless, better than try yourself and wake the other day alive and worse, or try a gun and either survive or leave a mess for your family to clean.Also they where already in pretty bad shape when one of them suffered a stroke, after that her brain start rotting so it was just a matter of weeks.
>>216020439Who?
>>216020439Canadian "healthcare"? Nazis would be proud
>>216023636I feel you
>>216021788what if one was whites only and the other a big fucking coal burner?
>>216020439that top pic is fucking hideous, they look like skinwalkers
>>216021857>>216021857>There’s only one soul for two bodies.That's not how it works.>t. Demon
>>216022326The dignity of dying in a literal pod? A dignified death is a natural one, or in battle.
>>216026295>>216027770>>216020554Have you thought that maybe they assisted EACH OTHER? Planned and did it together?
Why do Amerimutts worship suffering.
>>216020573Why is letting people who want to die a bad thing exactly? You dont give a shit about amy of these people anyway
>>216020439Never heard of them before this thread. What are their accomplishments?
>>216021098They were 89 you fucking retard
>>216034458Fucking Black men
>>216020552Christkikery is gay.
>>216034155All death is natural. Dying in combat is just suicide with extra steps.
>>216021905Let's say, hypotetically, I had a retarded child, could I take it on a family vacation to Canada and have it legally killed by MAID?
>>216034471>not even triple digitsngmi
>>216034155only canada does that retarded shitmost often it's either a pill, a syringe or starvationeither way, you die in bed. in your own home, if you want
>>216020552It's okay they were rich so it no longer applies :)
>>216021236>>216020933Huh. This is a bit of a long shot but I wonder if they might have been the inspiration for the blonde twins in the old Mazinger series. If they were famous in the 60s the timeline would work out.
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