As of right now, I'm officially reopening the Epstein files
>>216021068I keep trying to come up with a characteristic smoking man response to this meme but I can't make it work.
>>216021068it's definitely aliens this time.
>>216021068The whole fucking epstein thing fucking soured me so bad, man. Like, I always believed some eyes wide shut shit went on but that was the appeal, the mysticism, the occult angle, the pagan bohemian grove larping nixon found gay. But, nah. It's just pathetic middle aged men fucking kids they pick out of homeless shelters and other quote unquote undesirables. And really fucking pathetic at that, like that one e-mail of some dude asking epstein for relationship advice completely fucking floored me. How do you end up 50+, rich and powerful as shit and still think like a timid fucking middleschooler. Guess that's why the fucking sociopaths ruling us like fucking kids so much, since they never really grew out of that age themselves. It's so underwhelming and shitty and nothing's gonna happen about it. But yeah Scully armpits or something to stay on topic.
>>216021265I got so angry typing all that I forgot my fucking pic
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>>216021218He never says much, he just smokes.
>>216021289Shave your nasty pits damn granny
>>216021218>*takes a long drag* Mr. Skinner, I can't tell you what to do but I don't think these...Boy Scout antics will accomplish what you think they will
post genuinely creepy shots
>>216021381That amount of armpit hair is erotic.
>>216021381I would kill myself to be reincarnated as one of Anderson's armpit hair follicles.
I've just been rewatching this and Scully is so pretty in season 1 it makes me want to kill myself.