>You better believe things would've been different if I had just asked her out in high school. No doubt, no doubt in my mind.
I was watching Seinfeld last night and noticed Uncle Rico was the bum that stole George's toupee that Elaine threw out of the window.
being able to throw a football over a mountain is a million times better than sexing some roastie whore
>>216022460Never proved the feat, anon.
>>216021086the generation that grew up watching this movie and laughing at uncle rico has now become just like uncle rico. if only i went to college, if only i got a degree in this instead of that, if only i got that promotion, if only i started my own business, if only i moved into the city, etc
>>216021086>Never had luck with girls, dated one for 3 months just to get her to stop asking me out but never did anything because I didn't like her *that way*>Girl moves here JR year of high school>Top 3 hottest girl in school, easily had the best personality of any of them>Makes every first move in our relationship short of explicitly asking me out, but she did do the "Hey anon, are you going to this thing I'm going to?" thing several times>Flirt pretty heavily - play fight, feed each other, sit in the same desk, she'd draw hearts and smiles and shit on me>Never actually ask her out or make any first move myself and would just kinda go along with what she'd do>She meets a guy 2 years older than us at a basketball game that I flaked on going to her with, who does actually aggressively pursuit her>They start dating, I become her backup BF / guaranteed male attention orbiter for 4 years>Her attitude never really changes around me and we still do the same flirting shit we used to until we graduate>Don't see each other as much after that but would still text occasionally>Starts texting me more, talks about relationship issues and gets more flirty>One day tells me "Hey get a snapchat so we can send funny pictures to each other :)">Sperg out, tell her social media is gay and just to text me when she was probably looking for an avenue to fuck around and monkeybranch to me without her BF knowing>Exchange reminds her I'm a retard who can't escalate relationships which was why we never dated to begin with, stop texting as frequently around that time and eventually all together>Breaks up with her BF in the same time frame as that happened, starts dating a new guy she met at work who she's now married to>Still say hi to each and talk in person a bit but we're not near as close as we used to be>Still probably the only girl I've ever met who I could have actually lovedHaha yeah
