Memes aside, what are some POSITIVE things Netflix can change/add to their Narnia reboots?
It remains one of the absolute worst tragedies in the history of humanity, that Anna Popplewell didn't do a nude porn shoot when she turned 18 years old, not long after the release of the original film.This isn't set in stone. This is set in DIAMOND. There is NO changing my mind on this.
>>216021242There should be a scene where the good folk of Narnia save the day using their farts collectively.There's also a crow in it that says, "allo, guvnah" whenever he appears.Hmm.. maybe a scene where Aslan sings too and Josh Groban can voice him.
>>216021242There's no improving on what the movies have done. They weren't perfect, but Netflix has zero chance of making them better. We can only hope that the new book adaptations like Magician's Nephew have enough of the source material in them to be worth watching.
>>216021242Full-frontal female nudity
>>216021242Finally adapting Magician's Nephew after a dozen LWWs
Reminder that the 2005 Narnia movie was directed by Andrew Adamson. He previously directed a little movie called Shrek
Have the lion take a massive dump.
>>216021740Like, just a big dump, right in the middle of set, that all the other characters have to walk around constantly.
>>216021740>>216021762How the fuck did I lose to this? Oh. That's right. I'm retarded.
have the director and writers be christians.
I bet the jews & their leftist golems can't wait to ruin C.S. Lewis' work
>>216021852Everybody here needs to read the Abolition of Man.
>>216021852That's the intention, yes. And you won't do anything about it.
>>216021902and yet the original books will exist forever and no amount of reddit fan fictions with billion shekkel budgets will change that>And you won't do anything about it.I have 5 white children with 1 on the way
>>216021962Nobody is reading those books. Just shut up and enjoy your humiliation ritual.
Did...did we just walk through a wardrobe... to a new world?
>>216021982I can't even remember the last modern slop I've seenTop Gun Maverick was the only thing I've seen post what? 2014 I think since I saw interstellarall the information I get from modern crap is from the memes I see here and on X
>>216022005It doesn't matter that you don't watch them, just that they exist and you are powerless from stopping them desecrate your culture.
