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It was exact moment saar.
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>>216021524
It didn’t fucking help.
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>>216021524
for me it was this
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>>216021566
Who is second from the left?
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>>216021524
For me, it was this
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>>216021524
Star Wars has only 3 good films - ANH, TPM and ROTS. Just watch them in that order and be done with it. Everything else sucks.
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Broke: Black guy in TFA
Woke: Opening scrawl of TPM
Bespoke: Han being alive in ROTJ and Lando being a one dimensional good guy
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>>216021524
Finn was a bizarrely racist portrayal of a black guy.
>completely useless
>treated as a joke by the entire cast
>his stormtrooper background has little bearing on the plot
>gets rammed and sexually assaulted by an Asian driver when he attempts to do something
>his crush falls for the white bad boy
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>>216021524
Seeing John Boyega for the first time in The Force Awakens was the shock of my life.

I was so hyped for the sequel trilogy that I cagily avoided all marketing materials, all trailers, and all commercials. If I walked by a toy aisle at the store and caught a small glimpse of a vehicle or stormtrooper, I'd look away immediately. I wanted to go into the new era of Star Wars with an entirely open mind, as pure as an Amish virgin. On opening night I knew there was a brown-haired female protagonist (that much was hard to avoid, even though I shielded my eyes), but little else. I didn't even know which classic characters were returning.

When Boyega first took off that helmet and revealed himself to the theater, I let out an audible gasp. My entire row of filmgoers looked at me like I was nuts, but I couldn't help myself. There before me was the most Simian creature I'd ever seen in a galaxy far, far away. An intergalactic gorilla with huge flaring nigger nostrils and big Nigerian chieftain lips.

Oftentimes film studios will soften the blow by casting Billy Dee Williams or Will Smith... but not this time. This time you were forced to feast your eyes on a pure-blooded coal black silverback nigger, blown up forty feet high on an IMAX screen.

I looked around, uncomprehendingly, as the rest of the crowd seemed to accept this monstrosity as a regular matter of course. Then it occurred to me that I was the only person who hadn't already seen months' worth of marketing materials.

Little by little, they had been led to accept this by drips and drabs of commercials, trailers, and TV interviews. Their minds had been so softened that they were willing to stare unflinchingly, even giggle and smile at the niggershines, as MegaNigger (missing only a bone in his nose) besmirched the galaxy.

Lots of people debate about the exact moment when Star Wars died. I contend it was when that minstrel-looking sweaty jigaboo removed his helmet and revealed his Lovecraftian face.
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>>216021524
rise of skywalker and last jedi killed it.
Mando briefly revived it only to be killed again by Kenobi
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>>216021524
Phantom Menace fucking killed it. That dogshit movie was when everyone began to realise how bad it was becoming.
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Return of the Jedi was already kinda shitty
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>>216021775
For me it was when they ran fast. That's when I knew.
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>>216021524
It was like watching porn and when you start to nut it cuts to the dudes face
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>>216021524
No, this is when SW died.
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it died when the mouse gang bought it
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>>216021524
Saw this in theaters and all the amerimutts began bowing, it was surreal
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it was already dead at that point, but the stake through the heart was luke drinking the glowing green alien tit milk
you only do shit like that when you know youre going to kill the character off
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>>216021768
Booba von Tease
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>>216021524
It was right here.
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>>216022162
The only answer.



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