jerry get moka pot
>billionaire pretends he makes his own coffee with the most cumbersome brewing method possible
i can't take people that wear sports clothing seriously
>>216022180But a moka pot is literally the easiest way to make coffee
>>216022180Homie, these people have lives so easy that they have to make work for themselves to not be bored all the time.
>>216022645It's inconsistent and time consuming compared to practically every other common method
>>216022708>It's inconsistent and time consumingyou never brewed a moka pot, have you?
>>216022842truthfully, no. but i've watch a housemate do it and it took longer and results were usually worse than with an aeropress, v60 or drip coffee.
>>216022180>>216022708>>216022919Cool story bro
>>216022919Nigga you fill the grounds and boil water. There is no time consuming process. It's the best non deluxe way to make a coffee and is espresso lite (doesn't do 15 bar). Literally every other method making coffee is slower except espresso machines
>>216022146>Bic penAnne Frank could live without them, but her dad...
>>216022146Why does this place seethe about Jews 24/7 but Seinfeld gets a pass?
>>216023057He doesn't get a pass from me, fuck seinfeld and all jewish jew york comedy, i hate it
>>216022146anybody else click on this from the catalog thinking jerry was posed next to a fucked up easter island head?
>>216023077There are only two persons i ever heard saying they hate new york, Sylvia Plath and Homer Simpson.
>>2160221461 thing Jerry Seinfeld is going to have to live with. Antisemitism. Globally.
>>216023107Palestinian symbolism
>>216023107yes kek
>>216023037nta, had a moka pot, it's great but i really really doubt that seinfeld takes the time to>grind beans to proper consistency(or use shitty pre-ground coffee)>wait for the water to boil which takes a while without a gas stove>dispose of the grounds>clean the sieve, the bottom and top after each useinstead of>press button>receive coffee in 20 secondsit's not like he's some up and coming comic touring the country, staying in cheap motels with his moka pot, grinder and preferred beans. i just don't buy it.
>>216023172it's either that or >press button>receive goydrink with hfcs in 20 secondsi can see why.
>>216022180I'm surprised they let you use the stove.
i hipsterized all the way back around to a $30 mr. coffee just like david lunch https://www.juliensauctions.com/en/items/1426245/david-lynch-mr-coffee-coffee-makers
>>216022919incorrect
>>216024137i'd prefer my coffee juice to pass through as little plastic as possible.
>>216023107>easter island headThat's called a "Moai", bro.
>>216022708>>216022919If you know how to use a moka pot it’s literally just a set and forget it. The small ones work really fast. Just as easy as a V60. I prefer using the V60, too, but boomers didn’t have them nigga.Moka pot was the easy/fast solution for his generation.>he’s rich and pays people to do everythingYes, 99% of things, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like making a little cup of coffee for himself. It’s fun.
>2 things jerry seinfeld can't live without
>>216022180Jerry doesn't seem like the type who wants a bunch of staff around the house all the time.I wouldn't want that either regardless of riches.
>>216024546Missionary, and he’s squeezing them.
>>216023057Because this is /tv/ and he created/starred in one of the best tv comedies of all time.
>>216024546Is it true that Yerry shouts out "CANT STAND YA" when he ejaculates inside of his underage jewess?
If a bic pen is on the list he is an idiot, gel pens are superior both in performance and cost.
>>216022146jerry is so self importantwhy should this even be a video
>>216025065He is making another breakfast movie, it's going to be about pop tarts.
>>216025285Please be memeing.
>>216022146>No ipadDROPPED
>>216024261check the filename buddy
>>216025065I saw a video like this with that former crackhead Steve-O. Like who gives a shit, you should be doing 50 whippits and diving into a sewer pump not showing me your favorite scarves
/tv/ tries to get me to hate seinfeld but it’s a damn good show
>>216025285>>216025360This came out like 2 years ago now and it sucked. It had a Mad Men cameo at least.
>>216025598Magazines always had bullshit to.fill the pages. They recommended kayaks starting 5 grand 20 years ago for a beginner. Do you think the average American has 5 grand to spend on a fucking kayak?!
>>216022146What about his billion dollar garage?
>>216022708It's very easy. I'd say the easiest way to make non-instant coffee. Moka pots are easier to clean than French presses and they serve people who can't afford an expresso machine with all the bells and whistles.
>>216025650The joke was that the premise was stupid for.the first one and he made a an equally silly.sequel.
>>216025598Steve-o never did crack because he was scared of it
>>216022146for me it's the hario switch
Look I used a moka pot for years until I could afford an espresso machine, there's no way this dude uses one with his 800 million dollars. It was a fun copy device while I couldn't afford a real method
>>216026881it's an affectation, he likes the idea of using it, he thinks it grounds him
>>216024546>jew openly smashes a minor and shares a laugh about it with president obama and the jannie doesnt even bat an eye>i make a thread about the movie lolita and get banned for being a pedophileCunny was promised to me 3000 years ago.
>>216022669This.>>216022180He lie,ly has maids do everything like clean up, do laundry, make breakfast, etc. so he has his little make work hobby
>>216026881It’s stronger than a Mr drip but weaker than expresso. Maybe he just likes it like that.
>>216023107I click on all Jerry threads.
>>216027685Based
>>216022180> Put water and coffee ground in moka pot> Heat with stove> Put under running cold waterHoly shit, how cumbersome.
>>216024546They're real and they're spectacular
>>216022146No toilet paper. Another hack.
>>21602739417 is legal in new york. Cry about it
>>216023077>>216023135>Jerry Seinfeld makes billions telling jokes>gets away with everything>will live to a tender old age but palestinians die screaming dailywhere is allah?
