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>>216022894>black culture news
>>216022941>WB emblemWarner Bros. is a real company my guy.
>>216022894Wasn't Yasuke just a pet for a Japanese lord?
>>216024039He was a pet for THE jap
Didn’t they make a game about him that flopped recently?
>>216022894We wuz sensei’s N sheit
It could be accepted if they chose an unknown nig that isn't active and annoying on social media and played straight as fuck, played it like shogun and made the character struggle as fuck.But if they make it it's gonna be exactly like the ubisoft game.
>movie begins>blank white background>black letters slowly form into existence spelling out YASUKE>soft Shakuhachi music begins playing>camera flies through a small Japanese village slowly, panning over every day activites, fields being tended, people playing games etc.>muffled gangster rap music begins playing>slowly zooms in on a small hut>short, weak, balding Japanese men slowly surround the hut, curious about the jungle noises inside>suddenly the entire front of the hut explodes, sending bamboo splinters flying everywhere, blinding several innocent people who scream and clutch at their bleeding eyes>Yasuke, a 12 foot tall, absurdly muscular African god emerges from the smoke>he is completely nude, revealing his monstrous 22 pack abs, like a giant African millipede where his torso should be>impaled on the end of the tree trunk growing where a normal man would have a penis is a screaming Japanese woman, bobbing with every step he takes>"Ayo bix nood mufugga muh dick">Yasuke swings the BBC laden maiden in a horizontal arc, destroying half the village instantly and killing countless people>an elderly monk watching the carnage unfold from a mountaintop in the distance mistakes the Ghanaian goliath he is beholding>he screams "GOJIRA" in terror, shits himself, and falls over dead>sudden cut to black and complete silence >"A True Story"
>>216022894Wasn't this announced years ago? WB is broke now and its new saudi owners won't invest on that
>>216022894>the first black samuraiHuh? So who was the second black samurai?
>WB not learning from Ubishit
This could only work if they cast Michael Jai White.
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>>216022894didn't the main historian on yasuke quit the internet after it was revealed to all be bs?
>>216022894>nigger, japan
This nigga lookin' SAWAYAKA, this nigga lookin' JITTORI, he's got mizuame in his jar, he's light on his geta, he's a Iil bit fruity, he plays for the ronin, he does nihon buyo in the courtyard, this nigga kabuki, this nigga makes matcha, this nigga gonna coordinate yo tsuka wit yo saya and that shit gonna impress nobunaga! This nigga lifts kimonos, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a origami trader, this nigga does ikebana, this nigga packs chocolate mochi, he's a friend of Lady Kasuga, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves odori, he's of the Himiko sisterhood, he indulges in the Joseon vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in japanese polari, his favorite literature is The Tale of Genji, he's on the wrong jinrikisha, he bats for the secret emperor, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them if you catch my drift.
>>216024039retainer yup
for the takeda clan
>>216023097arent they filing bankruptcy?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216025955WB likely to get bought out by either Netflix (shit) or David Ellison ( liberals are screeching)
This book is the singular source for Yasuke being a samurai btw.
>>216022894Fukunaga was signed up for it, then it was Coogler? In Kitano's KUBI, a black guy was ordered to fuck Nobunaga who's portrayed as a violent gay despot
SURELY THIS WILL BRING PEOPLE BACK TO THE THEATERS
>>216026038And most of the historical references to him have been made up in the last 15 years by one gajin professor with an interracial fetish.
>>216024066game did more than flopit may have killed the company that made it
>>216026414Yeah, that's the author of the book I posted. He's also jewish coincidentally.
>>216024039It's unfortunately a bit complicated and nuanced. Samurai isn't a formal title such as Knight or Baron but rather it's a descriptor, and while for most it was hereditary one could be elevated to fit the class, and for the particular period in which Yasuke existed there were a great many who were (far more than would be usual), since Oda Nobunaga (his master) was a bit of a cheeky cunt. Some of these are considered not actual samurai, while others are considered fine (one even went on to become Emperor despite being born a peasant). So there is an argument to be had that Yasuke, as a retainer of a lord serving a military position and as a land holder, could be considered of the samurai class. On the other hand, Japan is Japan so no gaijin would actually be considered a real samurai (not until Anjin was formally retained by Tokugawa many years later), Yasuke's big military role was carrying Nobunaga's weapons, and Nobunaga most likely only gave him land because he thought it would be funny. Because of the vagueness inherent to the term samurai it's impossible to actually prove he never was one (as opposed to something like Knights which is a formal rank that's documented) so that's why African studies majors get to keep saying we wuz samurai and sheeit.
>>216024557It turned out that like 75% of the shit we "know" about Yasuke comes from made up sources for his historical fiction novel.
Will they include the scene where Mitsuhide Akechi spares his life because his monkey blood is too impure for thousand-folded Japanese steel?
>>216024039>Wasn't Yasuke just a pet for a Japanese lordMore or less. Theres maybe 3 pages of primary source documentation on him that begins with the Portuguese selling him then ends with them buying him back.Peoples obsession with making him a full blown samurai is the equivalent of someone in the year 2522 claiming that Major General Nills Olav was a tactical genius and a crucial member of the Norwegian military
>>216022894we wuz samurais and sheeiittt??
>>216022894>the first black samuraiWho was the second?
>>216022894WB should put every penny they have into this project. It's a safe bet.
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>>216024731Tariq should make a movie about Yasuke getting buck broken by Japanese nobility.
>>216024039Yes. He was a gift to Nobunaga by the Portugese, because Nobunaga was fascinated by somebody so strangely coloured. He brought the slave around with him, and dressed him up sometimes. He had him carry his swords for him too, to unnerve and shock the traditional-minded factions of the court.When Nobunaga was killed, Yasuke and the other house slaves surrendered (no, he did not fight to the death or take his own life). Hideyoshi, who took power, gave Yasuke back to the Portugese as a slave, saying that it would be best for everybody if such a strange foreigner was removed from Japan forever. I forget the exact phrasing, but that's basically the meaning. He was promptly shipped to India and vanished from history.There is no suggestion nor record of Yasuke ever being made a samurai as the term is understood by the west. He was part of Nobunaga's court, but he was never "bushi" (as in properly part of the warrior class, more like a knight in western terms). We do have examples of non-Japanese like William Adams who were absolutely part of that class, with families and station at court and so on, but there is no evidence at all that Yasuke was.>>216026651I don't even think Yasuke was given any land. With how easily he was removed from Japan, I doubt he had the formal station to hold it even if Nobunaga had given him status (which, again, I doubt).
>>216027886The whole concept is ridiculous to the point of being outright offensive to anyone with a brain. A nigger comes to a foreign land and becomes a lone bad ass, only a faggot leftist with a low IQ would believe this shit.
>>216027886The historical yasuke was just a servant, a dojo tea nigga that the actual samurai kept around as a novelty for their guests who had never seen a black person before.
>>216027950>>216026651He wouldn't have been a noble retainer. Even Toyotomi Hideyoshi who was the most powerful man in Japan couldn't erase the perceived stink of his own lowborn heritage among the Japanese nobility, which was one of the contrasts between him and Ieyasu. If you are a proper noble samurai, you were given a name. That is, a surname. Hideyoshi himself was named "Hashiba" when he was raised out of peasantry. William Adams was given the "Miura" surname. No name = not nobility and not samurai.Yasuke really most likely was just the equivalent of an exotic slave pet.
>>216022894>the first black samurai Ah yes he broke the mold, there have been so many black samurai since
>>216024039Yeah, it's a long con to convince everyone Japan participated in the trans Atlantic slave trade so they can start guitming them and telling them they aren't allowed to have a culture anymore.
>>216026446Ackshually it didn't kill the companyThey released flop after flop and their pirate game is a way bigger flopIt was that an AC game in Japan should be the nuclear option because it should've been a massive hit considering Japan is njnjaland and what not but having a mandingo and a w*men pc ruined it
>>216024039Yes. He was basically Nobunaga's umbrella holder, never trained with weapons.
>>216022894>Video game players got so mad they caused an international controversy that ultimately discredited the author of the inflated Yasuke myth and restored history
>>216022894>first black samuraiUhhhh, ‘first’?
>>216022894This thing really triggers the japs. Like, they were already cringing at white weaboos trying to blend with them over the last decades, but this shit made them be wary of blacks in a single night. and that's a good thing
>>216022894Something twitter western weebs don't realize is Japs don't really hate blacks and seethe about china/korea/etc far more. They don't like blacks, they still consider them a type of gaijin and dislike you all fairly equally. But They much rather have a story about a black samurai than a Chinese or Korean samurai.This is why all the actual anger towards AC Shadows in Japan (i.e. not weebs pretending to be japs on twitter) was about the Chinese architecture, not the black samurai.
>>216024039yes, but question is why didnt we just get live action afro samurai(actual kino)
>>216022894Aren’t the Saudi’s buying them?
>>216022894Hopefully 'Buck Breaking 2: Breaking Around the World' comes out first and clears up all the confusion surrounding Yasuke.
>>216028693>the arabs will save us from blacks!>Dubai is like 40% African>BLM was funded mainly by qatar
>>216028650I can handle a black samurai it’s when they try to claim it’s historically accurate that I have a problem.
>>216028709I don’t even need to see your nose.
>>216022894Because it worked so well for Ubisoft
>>216028730So do you sperg as much when Japan depicts Yasuke in similar fashion?
>>216028746>don't criticize our muslim friends!go rape a 9 year old
>>216028746idk why hating muslims makes you jewish now. groypers worshipping muslims is so pathetic.
>>216028746Dubai is 30% Africanhttps://twocontinents.com/blog/how-many-people-live-in-dubaiQatari funding to BLM:https://quincyinst.org/research/soft-power-hard-influence-how-qatar-became-a-giant-in-washington/
They literally cannot help themselves.
>>216022894wtf chud youtube told me Zaslav was based??
>>216028781>when Japan depicts Yasuke in similar fashion?Have they?
>>216028336>that ultimately discredited the authorFull run down?
>>216024039he was a castle guard for nobunaga who immediately surrendered and wasnt even executed because he was worthless when he was overthrown
>>216029116All the Yasuke shit outside of bare-bones historical outline came from one book by a non-Japanese guy who made it up. iirc he nuked his online presence after the Assassin's Creed controversy drew in real Japanese historians.
>>216029105Even Takeshi Kitano has used Yasuke in his Nobunaga film
>>216029105play nioh 2. he was a side quest boss. btw in nioh 1 you play as william.
>>216027886This isn't related to Yasuke in any way. It's a Japanese painting from the late 1700s depicting Portuguese merchants in NagasakiUltimately nothing is really known about Yasuke besides he was a retainer for a time in Oda Nobunaga's court. What that meant could mean wildly different things, from an actual samurai-style warrior to hostage to curious plaything. Nobody is ever going to find out anything else so both sides just lie and exaggerate.
>>216029287>Nobody is ever going to find out anything else so both sides just lie and exaggerate.NO GOY YOU HAVE TO PICK A SIDE! ARE YOU A NAZI OR COMMIE!
Most Japanese scholars agree that Yasuke was an actual samurai.
>>216027950>He was promptly shipped to India and vanished from history.Jesus Christ, I know he's black but I don't think anyone deserves such a horrible fate.
>>216022894There is no evidence this fag was even black African. Just someone with noticeably dark skin. Probably Indian
>>216024039He was probably a sex slave; it was a common practice.He would be a good subject for the Buck Breaking World Tour.
here we go again...
Weird how much seething a historical figure generates just because they’re black
>>216030046>historical figure*footnote of a footnote someone wrote a fictional book about 20 years ago and tried to pass off as history
>>216030294Yasuke has been depicted in Japanese media for years. It’s absolutely hilarious how much anger this is generating from racists who can’t handle that a black guy was in medieval Japan and actually was recorded in history. Sorry, weeaboo, time to get a life
>>216030046i dont understand why 4channers glaze black people so hard
Blackwashing trumps Asians too. Science and research don’t matter, wokes must have their fake black “samurai”.
>>216022894Hol up you sayin we wuz dem samuraiz an sheeit?
>>216030350At least you're committed to the bit. For that, I will give you credit.
>>216022894As opposed to the 2nd or 3rd black samurai?
>>216030046>historical figureIt's not the historical figure but the degenerate woke agenda that actually destroys history by making Yasuke something he was not.
>>216026489>He's also jewish coincidentallyA one-time coincidence to be sure, but still what are the odds! My greatest ally can be so quirky sometimes.
judeoamerica will really cast anyone as a protagonist in an Asian movie other than Asians
>>216022894Can’t wait for the JAV!
>>2160228941. He wasn't black. He was from India, and Indians can get dark as fuck, which was a stark contrast to the Japanese where the nobility pride themselves on having the whitest skin possible. That's where the Portuguese came from first, and where they returned him to.2. REAL samurai are given two swords: a regular katana, and a shorter wakizashi. Yasuke was given a tonto, which is what Geisha keep up their sleeves to get sbabby if a street thug tries messing with them. That alone is the immediate clue that he was never a samurai. This is just more Black people making up for their failures at accomplishing anything by stealing someone else's history and culture AGAIN. And it's growing really fucking tiresome.
>>216028288The original ac team called ac japan the easy/boring option years ago. Something about ninja games being overdone. hilarious how badly it turned out
>>216031004>white people complaining about stolen history and cultureOh I am laffin
>>216022894>>216024039Fucking hilarious. WB had its best year since Harry Potter ended, and now they’ve announced a Yasuke movie and a Pacific Rim sequel with Jared Leto. Both will lose moneyP.S.WB this years box office hilight-Minecraft Movie ($957,949,195) + Superman ($615,984,465) + The Conjuring: Last Rites ($482,212,628) + Beetlejuice Beetlejuice ($452,000,000) + Sinners ($367,000,000) + Final Destination: Bloodlines ($315,130,814)
>>216031302You counter with what, Tyrone?
>>216026651there are no arguments about it you lying fuck you just repeat the BS from a wiki writer that was changing wiki to promote his retarded fanfiction book.
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>>216022894>oware daIt's a chase?
>>216024066My favorite part about that was that it exposed the whole "we wuz samurai" thing being pushed by ONE historian
I learned about Yasuke through this anime.
>>216024418Is this copy pasta?
>>216024731Jesus christ.
>>216027886shieeet
timmycels in shambles
when you're trying to get acquired sometimes you shed assets to get the purchase price in the right zone
>>216031004Yasuke was a samurai, Anne Boleyn and Cleopatra were black for the wokes.
When Hollywood will make kang Leopold II of Belgium black?
>>216031384bruh tyrones have like half of a brain arguing with them is useless
>>216030350he wasn't a samurai, faggot. he was one of NUbunaga's odditiies.Admit it and we'll be fine
>>216032255s-stipend
>>216029222>Assassin's Creed controversyqrd?
>>216032343People got mad that they made an AssCreed game about a nigger
yasuke was bald, a eunuch and east african
>>216030046>>216030350maybe cause samurai werent known as blacks in general, you stupid nigger>racistsnothing wrong with that btw
>>216032396And they will make him have a full head of hair, and a massive penis (revealed through busty geishas gossiping and giggling in the background about how he tore them apart with his black python).They'll keep him east african though.
wasn't the whole yasuke this made up by some guy?
>>216032467Yasuke was real but he was basically a human exhibit for Japs to laugh about his skin color. The whole samurai thing was made up by one guy, yephttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Lockley
>>216030350you don't get it, mate. yasuke is real but we barely know anything about him. white ''liberals'' are okay with distorting japanese history to flatter blacks in a childish way, not because they respect blacks but because they want to feel less guilty. don't fall for it.
>>216032277I buy food for my cat too
>>216032369>People got mad that they made a samurai game about a niggerfixed
>>216032493So it’s a fair interpretation based on the facts we have
>>216033171No. the facts say the opposite.
>>216027950>Hideyoshi, who took power, gave Yasuke back to the Portugese as a slave>He was promptly shipped to India and vanished from historyYou remember the source for that? From what I remember it was Mitsuhide (the one who actually ordered Nobunaga's assassination) who sent him back to the jesuits, Hideoyoshi was on the run at the time because the Akechi were trying to kill him along with the other loyalists, and there's no mention of Yasuke actually making it there after that (so probably he died along the way).>>216031417Actually it's from the diary of Matsudaira Ietada, but I think you're missing the actual point. If we were talking about a western Knight or something it would be easy to prove with 100% certainty that someone was or wasn't, because it's an officiated rank so documents exist proving who was and wasn't inducted into the order. In the case of samurai there's no such thing, so the vaguery of it combined with the chaotic nature of the Sengoku period lends itself to people being able to just make shit up. Sorta like how Miyamoto Musashi is considered the ultimate samurai bushido master when most of his actual tactics were, "Show up late to make your enemy mad then insult his mom, lmao"
>Ubisoft makes a video game about yasuke>it's dead>Warner makes a movie about yasuke>???It's making a yasuke project the new move for the jews to close down things at ran away with the money?
European royalty had little nigs and dwarfs around, so the same for Nobunaga, a huge westaboo
>>216029265Never finished Nioh 2 but he was also in Nioh 1. The story they went with was after Honno-ji he hid in the ruins and remained there to guard Nobunaga's grave because literally nobody else in the world ever gave a fuck about him. After you beat him you get the bear spirit which lets you turbo tank with the axe. Fun game.
>>216022894It's sad that even ancient Japanese generals were less prejudiced than modern gamers.Nobunaga treatment of Yasuke as a samurai still arouses the jealousy of stinky weeb even hundreds of years later. kek.Nobunaga unified Japan with his flexible thinking and drive, but the Nazis are losers who get nothing done because they're obsessed with stupid fictional games.
>only people with my skin color are allowed to be samurais in tv Why whypipo is like this?
>>216033286Hard to say since the way the games industry operates is very different and much more volatile than Hollywood. I think the reaction of the japanese will similarly matter though. It's really hard to act like you are being such a moral anti-racial paragon if one of the ethnicities you are sucking up to says you're being offensive.
>>216033522>t's sad that even ancient Japanese generals were less prejudiced than modern gamers.>Nobunaga treatment of Yasuke as a samurai still arouses the jealousy of stinky weeb even hundreds of years later. kek.>Nobunaga unified Japan with his flexible thinking and drive, but the Nazis are losers who get nothing done because they're obsessed with stupid fictional games.I'm gonna need a citation for these bold claims. Japanese are racist against koreans and Chinese. (My phone decided Chinese and Japanese are worthy of capitalization but not koreans for some reason.)The first time I ever seen serious racism with my own eyes in Japan - YouTubehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=iz5Z6OVnzr0
>>216029947THIS SUMMER
>>216033522>things that never happenedkek
Assassins Creed Shadows was as bland as many of the Ass Creed games, but because it featured a playable black character it became a culture war talking point and received more attention than it ever should have. Imagine making an Ass Creed set in Japan, something that, to my knowledge, fans had been asking for for years, but because of DEI initiatives they decide to have one of the playable characters be the only black samurai in history. It's so obviously a cynical, pandering decision, but of course if you criticise the game you are a wacist.
>>216033171no? the only reason he got any attention is he's africanthere were literally countless japs like him and nobody remembers them
>>216027950It's kind of funny how a weeb bends over backwards like this when the single instance of a kike fucking with Japanese history happens despite his own history being utterly defaced by them with not a finger being lifted to try and stop it.
>>216022894Yasugay dono was a master of the thug shaker stance and personal sheath to Lord Nobunag's thick and veiny nodachi chan, teachings that are still kept alive by his Foundational Black American descendants
>>216022894Imagine being so prideful about someone who died decades before you were born that had been used as a carnival sideshow by a nation/culture that almost universally reviles you. What, just because he maybe had the same skin tone as you? Retarded. This would be like if I, an Irish Slav, tried taking credit for the innovation and notoriety of Christopher Columbus.
>>216033718Ergo he’s considered more special than them.
>>216033860there's only like 2 lines mentioning him in actual historical materialsaside of that, it's all fantasy so it's like 99% fantasy
>>216033717>be the only black samurai in historyhe wasn't a samurai, retard
>>216033803You have to understand, Black people have no real history of their own. They never had a written language until islam came around, so everything is just word of mouth.Blacks will steal and attempt to claim others history as their own because their so desperate to have that kind of relationship with history.
>>216033970From what I gather in this thread, the title of samurai is informal and somewhat nebulous so maybe he was a samurai. I suspect he would have been lower in status than other samurai who were more samurai than him though. Regardless, the whole Ass Creed Shadows situation is a clear example of we wuzzing.
>>216034063them mental gymnastics
>>216028841If I was a foreign power interested in weakening the US, I'd donate to BLM too. That doesn't really mean anything, lol.
>>216033931Which makes him a historical figure that inspires people to this day
>>216034063>is informal and somewhat nebulousno its what that book writer about Yasuke wanted to make you think and specially if you get that half the shit defenders of this wrote is literally his words from WIKI comments in Yasuke page.
>>216027950its so funny that blacks are so much that every race made them slaves and were considered by everyone to not even be considered human.So they find out about some slave in a foreign land and have to make up a bunch of lies about them to make blacks feel better about their useless existence
>>216034247I stand corrected.
>>216034224no one knew his or gave a shit about him except few games.
>Yasuke appears in Nioh>Is a joke boss fight and is weak to water
>>216028627The japs are not flooded with niggers like the west so of course they don't care, they are not the ones getting raped and murdered on a daily basis
>>216034248everyone made their neighbor, a slave at some point. You only give a fuck about niggers because its overhyped recently. Everywhere in the world people were slaves at some point from all races.
>>216031302The only worth while thing white people stole from non whites was the slave trade
>>216034351>only care about niggersBecause we all have to deal with their crime and bullshit. In a historical sense they are insignificant yet keep getting pushed into everything base on lies.>we wuz all slavesWe are not equal nigger lover
Was there more than one?
>>216034472no but it's about stealing history. There are plenty of blacks who think they were the original samurai because some clan or something was talked about having "black blood".
>>216034063>the title of samurai is informal and somewhat nebulousIt's more that it's not an actual title. A good comparison is the term viking, it's commonly thought of as a way of describing all Scandinavians of the time or otherwise thought of as a title but in actuality it was just a term for sea-faring raiders of the Norse. So you can pick anyone at the time vaguely related to boats and say, "They COULD HAVE been a viking," and it can't really be proven false, no matter how much of a stretch it might be. As opposed to things like crusaders or templars who were well-documented and officially ordained, which is why every "we wuz knights" claim has been easily shut down, and why woke fags cling so hard to Yasuke.
>>216024731my first thoughts exactly to the very last word
>>216024039Not anymore he is, you racist fucker.
>>216022894yasuke killed ubisoft, next he will kill WB even more somehow despite it already being zombified.maybe yasuke IS a hero?
>>216027950>it would be best for everybody if such a strange foreigner was removed from Japan foreverMan, that’s pretty based.
>>216022894Warner Bros sure loves shitting money down the drain.
