>makes you cheat on your wife and relapse into alcoholism
>>216023023She is jewish.
>>216023023
MARDI
>>216023023Guy was such a fucking idiot for doing that.
>>216023023He was making a move. She had to get it on.
>>216023217hot as fuck, i wanna see han solo fuck upside-down mouth for hours
>>216023171she seemed really sweet too and even went after the other girl instead of just packing up. where can i find a girl like this?
>>216023023she really was the witch all along
>>216023023he was a grown man, he made the decisions to drink and get in bed with herif anything, he had the power as a police officer and statutorily raped her(it's not ethical for police officers to have sex with anyone but other police)
>>216023023there's something unsettling about her
>>216023301Rust belt.
Funny thing is, Julia Garner's RL husband, Mark Foster, is a shitty indie musician that spent a lot of years just scraping by in LA, being a self-admitted drug addict. You know who was the guy who found him work at the time? Andy Dick. Julia Garner is taking Andy Dick's sloppy seconds.
>>216024006is this true
>>216023217Reminder that Democrats want this woman teaching your children.
>>216023023Ah, just the way I like it.
>>216023023Well fucking worth it
>>216023023He told her he was separated from his wife.
>>216023023My girl mogs her.
>>216023023if i'm being honest i probably would
>>216024989>Here's your hungover alcoholic
something about her just WORKS
>>216023023>2025>Not drinkingISHYGDDT
>>216025077Rock on.
>>216023023okay but how are the feet
>>216024970>this is an actual, unedited clip from the film
>>216025137yes?
>>216023217bros how do i smashcut to sex irl?
>>216025202You can't.
>>216025202Ask for a scrapple.
>>216025247classic McNulty antics
>>216025247Yeah my dick doesn't work when I'm that drunk
>>216025265He's literally me.Minus the sexhaving.
>>216025202Step 1: look like this
>>216025265>fails to make corner>backs up and tries to make it again>fails even harderThe logical mind of a drunk
>>216025299Once on Christmas Eve, I was drunk as a skunk, and I decided to try to cross a freezing river. I still cringe about how close I came to dying.
>>216023301>where can i find a girl like this?you have to at least look this good
I'd like to have intercourse with Julia Garner.
>>216023023Make me?
How could she afford a house like that on a teacher salary living alone with that ? Really took me out of the movie desu.
>>216023023I don't think she's the hottest ever but she has the distinction of being the only actress I've ever had a dreamt about. I had a dream with her in it after watching an episode of Americans (my favorite thing with her in it by a mile, she's incredible in that series).
>>216025531Was it sexual?
how are we feeling, garnergoons?
>>216023023Oh shit she's got a g-
>>216025299>>216025265>GOIN TRANSMETROPOLITAN, YES AIIII AMMMMMM
>>216023023She has that nasty mind destroying sex in a van we broke into after leaving a party early look.
>>216025582Don't try this bullshit here bro, I'm a Garner connoisseur, you're going to get embarrassed.
>>216025551>Was it sexual?Not at all, it was surprisingly wholesome.I had a dream that I was in a John Hughes type 80s high school setting where I was running away from a group of bullies trying to kill me while some song played (I think it was some Furs or OMD song I listened to before bed). Eventually, I ran into a classroom where she gave a me a cute look that implied we were together before the teacher with black hair and cocke bottle glasses yelled at me that I was late and had to take the test before I woke up.It's one of my favorite dreams.
>>216025531The two I can recall having dreams of were both Irish for some reason, Jessie Buckley and Saoirse Ronan.
>>216023023She looked so cute and shy in the trailers, it's too bad she was a bitch in the actual movie. Acted like a cunt to everyone, even the gay guy that protected her. Unlikable.
>>216025718>spend months being hounded and ostracized by the entire downI can't believe she was tetchy.
>>216025735town*
>>216023023>>216023171These two were obviously hot, but did anyone else like Alex's mom too? Cute monkey face and a stealth nice body. Underrated.
>>216025718we saw enough to know she was normally very nice and a great teacher, we just saw her after months of being harassed and blamed for the disappearance
>>216025735But fat asian gay was helping her the whole time, she was bitchy to him too. The way she stalked the kid was also a lot less understandable than Thanos, since he was a parent but she was just a weird clingy teacher.
Why is her mouth upside down?
>>216025735Yeah but adorable being a cunt isn't fun after a while. Understandable but that doesn't change facts. She's romcom soft girl material playing against a type she hasn't really established yet.
>>216025793She was the teacher being blamed for the class's disappearance, it's pretty understandable that she wanted to speak to the only kid not missing.
>>216025814Eh I first saw her in Ozark where she already wasn't a romcom soft girl.
>>216025795cos it's cute
>>216023303She looks like Justin Timberlake.
>>216025814She and Brolin's character both got better over the course of the film as they started noticing damage they were doing blundering over the mystery and started working together instead.
>>216024989This scene was so fucking weird It's got that feeling of two "friends" in a situationship and don't know how to proceed yet but problem is the guy is already fucking married so he shouldn't even be doing this
>>216025901They were exes who had a relationship in the past before he was married. He also told her he was separated from his wife in the bar scene.
>>216025868I don't think Thanos ever really did anything wrong
>>216023023why must jewesses be so goddamn desirable
>>216026263Chosen by God
>>216026263gene stealers.
>>216023023When the guy fucked her after getting jabbed from the junkie only 24 hours passed so it was impossible for her to get AIDSshes safe bros
>>216023023I would actually fucking fold bros, I'm not strong enough
she looks like joffrey from game of thrones
>>216025922Yearning exes, what trope is that called?
She's the definition of "more than the sum of their parts". Yeah she obviously has some traditionally attractive features, but also a bunch of features that are weird on paper, but somehow it all comes together for her and she's very alluring and sexy onscreen.
sex hair
>>216025247irl you turn up drunk like that and they're asking you to leave
>>216023023Absolutely.And happy with it
>>216025202Be attractive. Be assertive. Have a little charm. Thats it.
>>216026657No
>>216025691Really?
>>216026982Yes, for whatever reason I almost never have sexual dreams, and when I do have them they're usually funny or absurd but never erotic. I had that dream only because I was watching Americans at the time and getting into her arc on the show (probably my favorite arc on the series).
>>216025036LOUISI don't know shit about fuck
>>216027139>Marie Antoinette (2006)
>>216027147She's literally wearing a dress from that film.
>>216023023No, he only fucked her and not his wife because he thought he had AIDS and was waiting for the tests to come back.
>>216023023>makes you cheat on your wifehow do they >>216023049 do it?they even got Chris to kill his whole family
ah yes another thinly veiled waifu/coomer thread... don't know if it's based or not by this point
>>216023303did you make this webm? it's so good.
>>216023049That just means she's gonna live a long prosperous life while muslims die screaming daily
>>216025691did it remind you of your real high school experiences?
>>216023171He probably wanted kids.
>>216025137>t. hasn't seen Weaponkino yetnigger why are you even on /tv/
>>216025156>title
>>216025132
>>216026397well said
>>216028865>how do (((they))) do it?just get em ass druk
>>216028978>ASS DRUNK Just look at that smile, he was intoxicated.
>>216026263those jewesses are almost always half jew, like julia
>>216028978>>216029130Anal really is fucking awesome, don't let prudes tell you otherwise.
>>216029183damn straight, Chris was justified.
>>216025247>>216025265>McNutty
>>216025651>Garner connoisseurmy brother
>>216025202Hint: It's a helluva drug.
>>216025202Closest I've gotten;>Meet up with alt girl>Start talking about boundaries and relationships and shit>gently transition into talking about kink>Tell her about my kinks>Emphasise that the most important part is aftercare, cuddling and making her feel safe>Smash cut to brutal CNC fucking in my room
I've said this before, quite a few times and I am now saying it again: I want to make out with her asshole
>>216024006BIG IF TRUE
>>216023023>relapse
>>216029416>aftercare, cuddling and making her feel safe>brutal CNC fucking AH YES, WOMEN
>>216023171get that old eggless dried up ovary hag the fuck up outta hereI would nut inside that teacher bitch with such force her IUD would be pushed up and out of her mouth
>>216024006brb, gonna be a shitty indie musician in LA
>>216024006this still isn’t as crazy as Christina Hendricks being formerly long time married to the ugly guy who ate all the mushrooms in super troopers
>>216023171Literally fucking insane>rabid leftist>believes her dead relatives take the form of animals and make cameo appearances in her life>is frequently incapable of following a plot>is a hardcore feminist, to the extent that she says little girls are too braindead to use their imaginations and blames men for it>she finds it traumatic to be alone with her own thoughts and goes to bizarre lengths to avoid it like placing plants in her shower>purposely mispronounces her own name because she has Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trauma>obsessed with reality television and celebrity>forces her children to wear clothes 1-2 size too small so they don't become engulfed in flames in the night>...this list isn't even finishedFucking batshit
>>216029612yeah i’d still cum in her
>>216029643You're not a real person, though. You're some fucking mutant with cum cranium.
>>216029444Literally yes.
>>216024006>is a shitty indie musicianbut this song is very kino thoughalbeithttps://youtu.be/SDTZ7iX4vTQ?si=2O5KmtGTVzw2F7q4
>>216029703too weird to cum in her, too rare to die
>>216028949they don't even look very nice yet id still love to lick and massage them, why
>>216030122maybe because she as a whole is attractive?
