What was the correct drink to order here?
>>216023306Long Island Iced Tea. But make sure they go through the trouble of actually making it and not just using a "pre mixed" bottle.
I'm a modern man who has learned how inferior alcohol is.One THC infused soda please and thank you.
>>216023306A banana daquiri.
One diet Mountain Dew served in an extra large hitler cup, and do you take EBT in Monaco?
>>216023306Water. Don't poison your mind and body with addictive chemicals they make you crave fortnightly.
>>21602330610-14 coors banquets and 2 cans of citrus zyns
>>216023386t. addicted to water
>>216023306why is mads the embodiment of kino
>>216023306Hot sauce
>>216023306
>>2160233062 jaegerbombs and say loudly "THEY'RE BOTH FOR ME" do them both, making sure to spill a little on your shirt. your negative class will throw the ENTIRE casino off, tipping the odds in your favor through the witchcraft. also be sure to ask the waitress if they validate parking when you order the shots
I'll just have a sex on the beach, thanks.
>>216023306Is this the thread? Rye-heavy bourbon on the rocks.
>>216023306Cocoa with marshmallows. The little marshmallows not one big marshmallow floating in the middle of your comically oversized cup full of cocoa.
>>216023306I'm just gonna say it. The Manhattan is the best cocktail, anything else is trash.
>>216024196the grasshopper MOGS
Shirley temple.
>>216023356>One THC infused soda please and thank you.This is millennial dork coded. You haven't learned anything.
>>216023306Root beer.. with a float
>>216023306Mountain Dew, it's a game so he should have gamer fuel.
>>216024196>anything else is trash.Dumb.
One bottle bebsi pls
>>216024309You'll learn after I make you fold.
>>216023306Mt. Dew, Code red. In a glass. No ice. Room temperature please.
>>216024292I love a good Shirley Temple.
>>216023356Sugar infused with nigger drugs
>>216024387Oh sorry I forgot to mention - a DIET soda.
>>216023306a virgin Bloody Mary please. Hold the virgin, extra soppy
>>216023334and in a mans glass, no fucking decorations.
>>216024355Based.
>>216024143I was gonna say chocolate milk but yours is good too
Water. No ice. Stirred, not shaken.
>>216023306Irish whiskey. Leave the bottle.
>>216023306I've been drinking egg nog. Usually I would get buffalo trace but they don't have it here so I'm using vodka.
>>216023306One Zima, pineapple flavor
>>216023356>zoomers doesn't get crossfadedFaggots
I hate alcohol but I'm such assburger I don't wanna make scene out of saying no to a drink so give some super normie drink like double whisky.
I'd probably just ask for a bag of doritos
Water.With a slice of lemon.No ice.
>>216023306Wtf thought they were playing wh40k not cards!
>>216023306lemonade
pepsi max
>>216023568I'll have a Screaming Orgasm with a red headed slut shot. Followed up with a buttery nipple and a blow job shot.
>>216027973Makes me smile every time
>>216023306>a moscow mule, rented not bought
>>216027973>>216028181grow up you fat toddlers
>>216023306>one coca-cola, shaken
>>216023306Gin martini, stirred while staring at an unopened bottle of vermouth.
>>216024328>NIBBA THEY TRYIN' TO STEAL YOUR BEPIS!
>>216024328>we only have coke, is that okay?
>>216023306No one would drink alcohol at a tournament where stakes are that high.
>>216023356>"Mister Bond, for the fifth time, it is YOUR TURN.">"Oh shit, I um... I check... Wait, I raise... like fifty, uhh... No... umm... What are we playing again?"
8 ace
>>216023306>>216023306Anything canned, ensures it can't be poisoned beforehand
Whiskey sour, no eggwhites
>>216029294This is a really funny picture anon, can I save it?
>>216029636sure, but make sure to give me credit when you post it
>>216023306>light beer>pabst, blue ribbon
>>216023306strawberry milkshake
>>216023306A Roy Rogers
>>216023334What the fuck kind of american thing is a bottled long island? Also it's piss easy to make
>>216023356>thc on its ownlmao. Fell for the more is better, many such cases.
Baja blast
>>216023306Apple juice. In a box. With a red and white straw
>>216024143>>216025802Based and santapilled
>>216023306One dose of heroin, my good man
>>216023584Stop being a fag and just drink actual rye
>>216023306Sea breeze
>>216023306Whiskey on the rocks
