do moids really do this?
>>216024088I think the only times I've taken a dump at a non-university public bathroom were when I had some sort of gastrointestinal illness.
>>216024132just make a TP nest
I've gone to public bathrooms before and wondered how the fuck women can handle having to sit down in there. Even if I had to shit super badly I'd sooner blast some bubbling butthole brownie batter all over the walls than disgrace my anus with those seats.
>>216024142Quick rundown?
>>2160242511. place TP over seat cover
>>216024251Cover every inch of the seat with TP and then put a blanket inside the toilet so that the splash doesn't get you
>>216024251Ass gasket
>>216024088Do what? Shit in a toilet?Yes.Next question?
>>216024088>Dividers for the urinals but you have to watch a guy taking a shit
>>216024132>oh no my fanny might get dirty!idgaf if I need to shit I need to shit
>>216024088>Bathrooms with Threatening Auras
>>216024452Oh I understand, I just try to schedule my craps so that, again, unless I'm sick, I don't have to go while I'm out of the house.
>>216024088We also jerk off each other in the bathroom. Foids will never understand the bond we men share.
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>>216024132i cant imagine living like thisi've shat in some truly horrifying porta potties at music festivals
>>216024203sir this site is only for civilized people
>>216024088I shit at work all the time. I like it actually since it makes me a bit lighter. I straight up can’t piss in public though.
>anons, tell me what you think of this idea...
>>216024734I think it's a safety thing for someone passing out in their or being attacked. Both can be remedied by a guard.in fact, a shower and full body drier could be implemented as well.
American who lives in Georgia here. I've encountered no stall doors on toilets in a few different places:1.) My high school. The black students ripped them off so nobody could use the stalls. Never got fixed.2.) Strip clubs, night clubs, or other seedy establishments. To stop people from having sex, jerking off, or doing drugs in the stalls3.) Sports stadiums to encourage people to go faster.4.) Public bathrooms in the center of Atlanta to stop homeless from jerking off or living in them or etc.. They tend to smear their feces all over them as retaliation though.
>>216024251>>216024267>>216024346>>216024362I prefer to wash the fucking thing. If nobody else is in there. I grab two handfuls of paper towels, toilet paper if no paper towels. I wet down both piles and apply soap to one. Wash with the soap and rinse with the water only. Dry with toilet paper. One of these days I’m going to have someone walk in on me rushing into a stall holding two handfuls of paper products dripping with water.
>>216025524Based hygienist.
All of my friends think it's weird I have a bidet.
>>216025557>based hygienistReddit
>>216024088>Do moids reallyYou will never be a woman.
>>216024362More like "assket"
>>216025581no, they think youre weird for wanting to give yourself a high colonic everytime you poo. fag
>>216024734>>216024801Its so that they're easier to clean. Just hose the whole place and the water would go to the central drainage without having to be stuck in corner walls and doors.Without this you will have corners accumulating filth.
>>216025581Integrated or separate? Ludwig and a bunch of streamers are promoting them.
>>216024677>I straight up can’t piss in public though.I know that feel. But I have no shyness doing a beavis laugh if I'm taking a shit and rip a fart.
>>216025581Whatever. Bidets are practical, and they're not likely to stop being your friend over it.
>>216024088>*braap>Yeah, Tony let's discuss business>*brapWhat would happend if I told him right there his wife got 95-pound mole taken off her ass?
>>216025524>sitting on a wet public toilet seatjust hover/squat
I work in the navy so i have to shit and piss next to women and men all the time. I can't take a piss next to men I dislike but if it's a women I dislike, it's no problem. The strange thing is, if I like the woman it becomes a problem again. I wonder what causes this.
I am from ky and was on my way to georgia once and stopped at a rest stop and saw some mexican passed out on the floor in the bathroom stall. No idea what the deal was so I just left him there. He might have been dead
