soulless
>>216024197fanart ya goof
>>216024197Who the fuck is this?
>>216024197Its not a full new season. Its just a 4 part miniseries.I remember them pushing this point almost as a form of preemptive apology.After 30 years they can probably muster four 40 minute episodes that aren't dogshit, as long as they don't have to keep it going forever.
I never even watched this trash when it was originally on the air, only homo's liked this garbage show.
>>216024197No Dewey, no watchey, simple as.
>>216024237thats the kid from when they realize that Lois is pregnant again in the series finale
>>216024197>the Dewey replacement actor looks more like Dewey than Justin Berfield looks like ReeseThe fuck
>>216024295Dewey is behind Malcolm
>>216024326
>>216024279you're the homo
>>216024237isn't that Malcolm's cumsprout?
>Written and directed by Vince GilliganWhat now?
>Sullivan's last acting credit was an appearance in the 2010 film Twelve when he was 18 years old. He has since kept a low profile, and has been absent from several Malcolm in the Middle cast reunions. Sullivan also will not return for the show's revival in 2025, with Caleb Ellsworth-Clark taking over the role of Dewey. Kaczmarek said in 2025 that Sullivan was studying Victorian literature. In a 2025 interview, Bryan Cranston stated that Sullivan was pursuing a master's degree at Harvard University.kek. imagine saying no to money and fame to waste your life studying for some bullshit fartsniffing degree kek kekaroo. what a retarded fag.
>>216024197Has the milf gone gilf or did she bog?
>>216024197Where's my boy stevie?
>>216024480If I knew where you lived I would stab you in the neck.
>>216024197Why don't Reese and Malcolm simply accept their bald?
>>216024493annoying ass character
Who is the one behind Reese?
>>216024477If you hate the job enough, no amount of money would be worth it. Especially for acting in a TV show which could run multiple seasons. I'm sure the contract was something ridiculous like agreeing to be put on retainer for multiple additional seasons or something, too.
>>216024477he was molested
>>216024197Where's the black asthmatic cripple? He was a key part of the show.
>>216024197>Family makes Malcolm miserable and pushes him so hard to build character so one day he can become president and make life better for families like there's.>20 years later he's just some schlubby middle-aged, middle-class loserWhat a disappointment.
>>216026359>Malcolm... I can't... breathe.
>>216024197These two look like a bay area gay couple.
>episode 1: malcolm gets ipad>episode 2: reese buys bitcoin>episode 3: hal and craig drive for uber>episode 4: lois gets doordashcan't wait
>>216024477>Victorian literaturegood for him but that sounds boring as shit.
>Vaughan Murrae as Kelly, Hal and Lois's self-sufficient and studious youngest child, who is non-binary. Their existence is teased in the finale of the original series when Lois discovers she is pregnant again.
>>216024237with so many baddies they alwqys hire some subpar aaight at best looking dykish bitches for theese roles, im so sicj and fucking tired. What the fuck kind of flat bench looking goblin did these mofos bring into the fucking show, who just who has a gun to the producers balls that shit like that just flies nowadays
holy crows feet name a cast that aged worse
>>216024477Lmao. Your soul is so empty you can't fathom turning down money for happiness
>>216026363It was so stupid the president plot point
>>216024237Malcolm is into teens after his hair transplant.
>>216024493Stevie......................... couldn't ........................ make it ........................to ........................the........................show ........................ because he ........................died when ........................calling ........................the........................ para....medics ........................to help........................him
>>216026558that episode where they pre record his voice for his award show. LOL
>>216026103I think that guy is meant to be baby Jamie grown up.
>>216026558I snorted at this but it really deserved a kek good show
those hairplugs are wild on the poster, i thought they mastered those transplants these days so they look good. that shit looks like a hair club for men commercial from '88
Thats dope because that was one of my favorite shows growing up. Now it would be complete if they could bring back My Name is Earl and actually finish the series I would die happy.
>>216026494Good morning sir
>>216026644nigga shut the fuck up where do you get off bringing the fucking jeet implication anywhere near me nigga. Ayo congrats on the double dubs doe. Jokes aside, nigga i was kinda boiling with rage when i was typing, i was deadass looking foreward to a quality 2000s feel show continuation with like a lil love spin on todays world but they done went ahead and put this dogmugged trashbag looking dyke in that shit killing my hopes a little bit you feel me
>>216024493He became one of those Black Hebrew Israelites who films himself yelling at Jews on the street.
Malcolm finally something good to watch
>>216026576oh. And the woman is Malcolm's daughter, iirc
>>216027068white people.... were made in.... a lab....
>>216024493They're going to reveal he's dead, aren't they?
>>216027254You're thinking Nation of Islam.
>>216024237a new /tv/ waifu about to drop.
>>216026972They also made it they/them for absolutely no fucking reason other than likely the ruination of the sanctity of women. Really strange for a show like this, where almost none of the characters would be okay with it.
>>216024237
>>216027068we... wuz... kangz... and... shit...
>>216024477The funny thing is Cranston said something like "he wouldn't want people to know this" or something them proceeds to talk about his college life anyways. Like he was doing him a favor by exposing him or some shit.
>>216026972>chatgpt replyjesus try harder rajesh
>>216027439She dresses like a woman, speaks like a woman, has a woman's genetic makeup, can produce babies, and fucks like a woman. She is a woman. There is no such thing as the "social construct" of gender. Gender, as defined by John Money (pedophile-rapist, child-mutilator), is a faux pas. Slang has no weight on etymology or biology, except through the act of obscuring true knowledge. Knowledge is not needless memorization. Knowledge, rather knowledge "as it should be", is the representation of the the truth per se. "Per se" means "as is", for the Tardtok kiddies on this board.
>>216026357Prove it, retard.
>>216024237His friend with the fat tits from that one scene (she got reduction surgery)
>>216027496just respect her pronouns, bro.
>>216027546No.
>>216027514The source for this claim is (wait for it) a made up reddit post.
>>216027571Of course
>>216027496>someone just wants you to acknowledge them>write rage essay about how you won'tTry not being this douchey for ONE day. Trust me, you'll feel better and wonder why you ever went down this path.
>>216027589Why does real life offend you?
>>216027496Based. Thanks, Malcolm.
>>216024279you don't enjoy watching a miserable family where everything goes wrong for them?
>>216027615But not everything went wrong for them in the original show. NTA, but man c'mon be honest. The show was about persistence through strife, not whatever emasculating trite this season will assuredly be... under Disney, of all companies. The cinematography alone will be the first tell-tale sign of the quality. We shall see. If it's more Henry Braham inspired slop: I shan't even be watching it for a second.
>>216027596You have it backwards. People who are different than you exist in real life, you're the one denying that.
>>216024197
>>216027496That's great and all, but I'm pretty sure the joke is that Lois and Hal could never have a girl and now even when they have a girl it's still not a girl. Like it's not some arbitrary woke choice shoehorned in for SJW points, it's part of a long running gag on the show.
>>216027657Any person can call himself the Easter Bunny. It doesn't make him a rabbit, my friend.
>>216027641I was in high school when the original series ran. I tried giving it a chance but I hated most of the characters, especially the mom
>>216024237Dewy trooned out
>>216027664Screenshotting to make fun of you when it turns out to be identical to the Cuck of the Hill revival.
>>216027680I don't get the reference because I didn't watch that and I honestly probably won't watch this either. Have fun with that, though.
>>216027667That's true, but doesn't contradict what I said
>>216024197I really hope they reference the fact that Hal %%killed Jane%%, then faked his own death. Maybe they can all take a family trip to %%Alaska and he can somehow screw up Jesse’s life again one last time.. One last cook.%%In the meantime, maybe Malcom can score this time.
how many BB references will they have?
>>216027694Sorry, I tried to do spoilers but %% clearly didn’t work.
>>216027689Calling oneself the opposite sex does not change one's biological base or neurochemistry, nor do plastic surgery or the way one dresses. In fact, it has been proven time and again in million dollar psychiatric studies that transgenderism is directly tied to both autism (thru correlation) and suicidal ideation (by causation). Insistence of a fantasy does not materialize said fantasy. Not even attempting to replace the chemicals your body naturally produces works. Look at any HRT transgender over the age of thirty. You can spot them from a mile away, every single time. People like you would bend over backwards for that dumb bitch from the news, years ago, who sincerely thought she was black (she was white).
>>216027729newfag
>>216027546I do. They're she/her as is decided by the rules of language and biology.And I respect that.
>>216027589I don't identify as "douchey". I'm "your highness" to you.
>>216027736She's non-binary, not trans. Tell me how she doesn't really exist while claiming you accept real life. lol
>>216027780Paint a portrait. Go for a run. Take your kids for ice cream. Do literally anything else with your time other than get mad over the dumbest shit.
>>216024326I didn't know the actors' names, but the fact that I internally said "they didn't get Reese back? But that's clearly Dewey" means you're right.
>>216027800She exists. She claims to be non-binary transgender (the fact that you don't even know the terminology you defend depresses me greatly), while she is a woman. There is no such thing as a non-binary person. There are hermaphrodites. There is a genetic basis for the belief in hermaphrodites. Is she a hermaphrodite? No, or at least not likely. Sexual biology is not transient subject matter. I do not respect anyone who attempts to weave sophistry against the ordered understanding of nature.
>>216027810>Have a negroni. Have two.
>>216026429That 90's show season two on hold forever
>>216027810You're mad? You should go ahead and do those things then.
>>216024477It was a huge show and it started just before actors started getting screwed on royalties. He's set for life and can pursue whatever autistic niche interest he wants.
>>216027832>She exists. >There is no such thing as a non-binary person.Must be hard to live in 24/7 cognitive dissonance. Like I said, try going ONE day not being this bitter. You will thank me
>>216027866>no u
>>216024279Never watched it either, always looked like some gay faggot shit to me
>>216027496kek
>>216027876Don't be so disingenuous. Of course she exists. She is a woman. There is still no genetic basis for being "non-binary". The state of being "non-binary" is archetypal, thus non-existent. By definition: you defend a delusion.
>>216027658i want to stick in in xis boyxussy
>>216027920Do you mean "her pussy"? Just say "her pussy", instead of speaking Polish.
>>216027920She's just a gen z tomboy, no need for reddit speak
>>216027847Please, you think someone who clearly escaped the containment board is going to drink anything with a name that close to negro?
>>216027962>he doesn't know
>>216024237He cute.Name?
>>216027972Vince Vaughan
>>216024477Yeah, imagine not being a greedy jew and doing what you love, not what pays most.
>>216027968drei negroni?
>>216027901It's okay man, I know getting old and being out of touch sucks. Change is scary but if you try your hardest I'm sure you can stave off that daunting feeling of slipping into irrelevancy a while longer. Being willfully ignorant by arguing using a completely different framework to the ones young people express themselves in won't make you right but it can make you feel vindicated so keep at it!
>>216024237that's the only reason I'd watch
>>216028146I love how, no matter how direct I am, only thing you can do is make vies at emotional reaction. You know exactly what is illogical and amoral about your position, and you lack even the intellectual capability to defend it, so you're stuck with endlessly replying to me like a fat stoner trying to talk his dealer into giving him free pot.
>>216028146>SNIIIIIIIFFFFHmm... Somethin' smells like salmon here. Anyone smell salmon? I think a lil lady needs to wash up!
>>216028146>It's okay man>manwhat if he identifies as an attack helicopter?
>>216028146>Being willfully ignorant by arguing using a completely different frameworkThe name of his ""framework""? Objective reality.
>>216024197So I guess Bryan Cranston didn't rape the actor who played Dewey after all huh?
>>216028340>get schooled on troons>"welp, back to spamming my reddit pedo theory"
Maybe
>>216024237The curse is Lois is they're all boys. Jumped the shark already having the finale pregnancy be a girl.
>>216024326>>216024347Wtf happened to Reese he used to be hot
>>216027254kek
>>216028548>men dont hit the wa-
>>216026430no it doesnt, studying rocks however...
>‘Malcolm in the Middle’ star Erik Per Sullivan seen in public for the first time in 18 years
>>216024197Imagine having an IQ of 165 and going into tech in 2006. Malcolm could have been a multi billionaire by now
>>216027657>Deny reality and try to invent bullshit>Peoples doesn't accept your retarded shit>Lol, why are u mad bro
>>216028640SOVL
>>216024197>no older brother asian wife
>>216024347I like how you can tell reese's real life actor is a total opposite of how he was on the show
>>216027496you certainly get triggered by someone using the wrong pronounsare you sure you're not from tumblr?
>>216029261if he acted like that in real life he'd be behind bars or dead
>>216028640>>216024347JESUS FUCK DELETE THIS!!!!!
>>216027439>KellyI thought the baby's name was "Jamie"? Am I being Mandela'd?
>>216029391jamie is a baby boy that exists prior to the series finale. instead of thinking you’re changing timelines, go look it up or ask chatgpt, retard.
>>216024347The one on the right looks better now, the other two and especially Reese look like a bologna sandwich left out in the Arizona sun for 2 months.
>>216026363>20 years later he's just some schlubby middle-aged, middle-class loserCould it be that... life is unfaaaaair?
why is they/them so smug?
>>216029377that's not really what I meant but ofc you took it super literally
>>216029473Xer knows
>>216027496she used to look more masculine, but yeah, in the end she's just a tomboy at worst.let's hope that now that she has become a hot girl she'll ditch the whole NB facade
YEAH MORE LIKE FAILCUM IN THE SHITTLE
>>216027439Welcome back Lisa Simpson
>>216024197>all white castHumanity is healing
>>216027439>(((non-binary)))for sucks sake
>>216024197are they gonna have an episode where they go watch malcolm race in nascar?
>>216026494you do understand that this is a show about lower middle class suburbanites? there's no "baddies" you zoomer.
>>216027439How did liberals went from no gender roles to actually many gender roles in 10 years?
>>216024237my wife (xir/zem)
>>216024326It's the hairstyle, Reese has to have spiked hair
>>216024197Wasn't the whole implication at the end of the original series that his parents fucking him out of a very well to do job that would make him rich was so he could become president?Looks like he's poor again.So his mom destroyed his life for nothing? COOL!GOOD FUCKING SHOW!
>>216027810>This doesn't matter bro why do you care so much>But yes you do have to do it my way>>216027847kek
>>216026430Victorian literature is very rich and interesting
>>216028464Jamie I guess
>>216030098It’s just like real life
>>216024197>Spring 2026Wasn't this due out in December?
>>216024197The producers raped Dewey.
>>216030210it also just confirms what people speculated, that Malcoms mother was an abusive manipulative bitch who had to make everybody unhappy because of her own insecurities.
>>216030223It's weird that you guys want to push this so much.
>>216029473cute mustache! ^_^
>>216024326>malcolm in the middle>it's reese in the middle
>>216024197Awful
>>216024197He's not in the middle. He's off to the left.
>>216024197Francis is back? I thought they ax'd him for his rapist brother and because he tried to recruit the kids to Scientology.>>216024334That's not Dewy.
>>216026607Rewatched My Name Is Earl recently and I forgot how fucked up it is. Tons of interracial cuckholding, le wholesome Randy is a literal psychopath who whines all the time and should've been put down, and Krabman's glowie character arc went too far. Still better than 90% of the slop that comes out now, though.
>>216026407did they cast Asmongold as Reese?
>>216024197This feels so wrong.
>>216030532Hey Malcolm in the middle producer, aka rapist.
>>216029391Jamie was atomized, fortunately.
>>216024237i just had a dream i seen this girl at a restaurant
>>216030261The show absolutely hammers home the incompetence and sociopathy of middle americas approach to parenting. >Francis anti authoritarian tendencies are vindicated in Alaska, then flourishes living as a rancher with more freedom >Reece is basically written off by Lois and Hal completely, turns out to be an exceptional soldier, this contradicts Lois and Hal’s writing off of him so they sabotage his future in the military and again when he discovers his potential as a chef >Hal and Lois notice Malcom is different, his intellect potentially making him the only one of their sons to be financially successful. Malcom constantly sabotages himself and his parents expectations because intellect and the pursuit of intellect has made his existence miserable. Malcom finds a career he can be moderately happy in as it doesn’t challenge him too much but still requires extraordinary intelligence and will make him rich. His parents sabotage it and send him back into the loop of self sabotage. >Dewey is better off being raised by some old cat lady who makes him listen to abba. If Hal and Lois even support his music they will undoubtedly pressure him into being 3rd string in the states second best orchestra, because only Malcom can be successful, and only in the way they decide
>>216029473Female XY chromosomes. Womb. Woman's skull and neurochemistry. Hips.
>>216031567>Female XY chromosomes Fucking topkek...
>>216030098That's what his parents wanted and thought it would do, yes.That didn't mean that his parents were actually right about it.
>>216028533It would be pretty funny for her to finally get a girl only for them to transition to male
