why don’t they make kids shows like this anymore?
>>216026093it was just a toy commercial
Nice backwards rpg
>>216026093Too many kids will interpret it incorrectly.
>>216026169It was actually peak military recruitment propaganda. Selling toys was just a byproduct.
>>216026204it's a gpr
>>216026093Because we have actually good cartoons now that teach kids real, important lessons that actually apply to real life, instead of how to be a cog in the capitalist machine?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA0KTFdnBk8
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there are tons of kid shows for girls but zero masculine kids shows for boys with cool dudes blowing shit up
>>216026361>>216026344this is what they took from us
>>216026169>>216026222Literally don't care, it was awesome. So was transformers, he man, thundercats, silver hawks, etc. If being a toy commercial means we get actual good quality cartoons made by a team of actual artists then that's fine because at least their motives are obviousWho knows the secret motivations behind all those new cartoons on netflix that aren't even half as good and made by art school dropouts...
>>216026093I think it was columbine. I distinctly remember one year in school we suddenly had to stop playing with toys with guns and all of this type of stuff quit getting made and spongebob started getting pushed hard. I'm not saying spongebob is a psyop but it stood out to me. Luckily my parents didn't give a fuck so I switched to watching rated r movies and quit watching cartoons.
>>216026204The backblast would kill his friend.
>>216026093His rocket launcher is backwards.
>>216026535gay if true
>>216026622I'm not saying they are connected, I'm just saying they happened around the same time and things never went back.
>>216026535>Ban toy guns>School shooting continue to reach an all time highFunny how that works out.
>>216026649School shootings are fake
>>216026649Even if something doesn't work they will never give up their power.
>>216026204he already fired the missile
>>216026344>>216026361It's so fucked up to me that Storm Shadow was so fucking cool, they made him defect to GI Joe. Shocked that Duke didn't steal Destro too.
>>216026093Bro (((they’ve))) been trying to troon kids out since 9/11 and it’s only going into overdrive now. Forget about DBZ and GI Joe those are toxic things from the ‘90s that are best forgotten.
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>>216026093There are textbooks for high ranking cabal members that came out in the 80s that talked about the subtle effort of turning boys into pussies and girls masculine. Its amazing GI Joe ran for as long as it did.
>>216026093Why don't you ask >>>/co/ you faggot
>>216026093https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSHN0PCNPx8For me, it was Roughnecks.
>>216026093>why don’t they make kids shows like this anymore?Because you can do all of this in Fortnite or Roblox
>>216026169>>216026222Military recruitment ads are just prostitution commercials. Transgenderism is just the byproduct.
>>216026766Based Sheev
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>>216026093Kids that grew up on cartoons that didn't demonize violence are now young adults who increasingly realize shitty politicans and CEOs can be shot. The government obviously doesn't want to incentivize this. Your kids will watch paw patrol and love the cops instead.
>>216028419OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>216026535Columbine basically ended all the edgy cartoons of the 90s. It helped transition Batman TAS into New Batman Adventures where the guns were more laser-y (much like Superman TAS)
>>216026093Because they don't have to. They have video games to sell war to kids.
Zoomies don't actually watch scripted TV anymore. They watch weird shit on tiktok where like some black guy in Dubai will crackle chocolate wrappers or some AI slop about how the moon has a portal to hell in the inside of it. This is why kids TV and toys have died.
>>216026361excalibur?
>>216026292>>216026344I had no idea they made a show about the village people
>>216026426>Who knows the secret motivationsOh it's mostly self-hatred.
>>216026426>transformers, he man, thundercats, silver hawks>good quality cartoonsloleven as an 8 year old I thought it was shit and I preferred Space Adventure Cobra
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>>216026744Where's the school shooting when you need one?
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>>216026204>>216026237
>>216026093There's gotta be a Pluto channel or something that just streams high quality heterosexual cartoons 24/7It's not as though the content all got lost in a warehouse fire
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