We used to have daily AVGN threads
YouTube isn't tv or film thougheverbeit
Cuck
no bandito no watchito
>>216026831it's 5:40
Brown... bricks...
For me, it's irategamer
>>216026860Have you tried his white sauce?
Now he is peddling VPNs in his videos
>>216026884The Irate Gamer SUCKS
>>216026831Face it, AVGNs ruined.
>>216026899only so he can watch the movies on netflix from other countries
>>216026928As if I am not aware.
>>216026831>Watch old Spoony review>There is some guy called Lee Still Gaming doing a cameo>Look what he is doing now>He trooned out and his channel is filled with schizo contentI just wanted to let you know my findings.
>>216026884IrateGamer looks like a down to earth guy who you would go drink a beer after work withcan't say that about AVGN
>>216026853>>216026831HE’S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>216026831We all grew up anon. Everyone has moved onto watching Synthetic Man.
>>216027037>>216026913>claims to have heard the ghost of George Floyd. Stating "I heard a ghost tell me 'I can't breathe' and the next day I heard about George Floyd"
>>216027030Youtuber pipeline
>>216026928The fact that he’s kept it up makes it kino even if quality is butt
>>216026970>>216027090Art thou aware?https://youtu.be/wVZ_VYgjF8k
>these 5 random ecelebs are le board culture because..well...they just are ok!!!
>>216026831the times, they are-a changing
>>216026889
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PASTTO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
what’s his name?
>>216027030>"He trooned out and his channel is filled with schizo content">visit this guys channel>its just some guy uploading dead by daylight clips>doesn't even show his facehow do you spergs jump to such retarded conclusions. he has a profile pic of an anime girl, therefore he must be a troon. Guess what dumbass, half the retards on this board have anime girl profile pics on their social media.>schizo contentthis one confused me the most. apparently uploading gaming vids is "schizo content" to this spastic.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>216027299>half the retards on this board have anime girl profile pics on their social media.We really don't, freak
>>216027299He had a video where he was talking to his audience while dressed in a grandma clothes, doing squeaky voice and had some sort of Sonichu-like medallion on him. The video wasn't a parody or something. It is now deleted. In fact, he deleted a lot of his content.>apparently uploading gaming vids is "schizo content" to this spastic10 seconds of him doing nothing with a cryptic title isn't a content.
it's funny how his real hair looks worse than this
>>216026831why the fuck would a television and film board discuss a video game eceleb?
>>216027025>The Golden Age arc, before James betrayed his childhood friend Bootsy for power in front of Ryan the Fat Troon Hand and Spoony went insane from self-inflicted mental rape.
>>216028216Believe it or not. Everyone in that photo are ecelebs. Some more famous than others.
>>216026831No we didn't.
What did we all think of the Timecop episode? Also, what's your thoughts on this year of AVGN overall? I thought it was pretty solid, the GWAR and video game commercials episodes were a bit weak though
>>216028363Newfag
>>216026884His "Ghost Doctor" thing is just getting sad now.
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>>216027274Resentful Ricardo
>>216026884I somehow discovered him before the AVGNI was so sad when I found out he was a knock-off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxCdnO5Sw4
>>216026831We used to have a lot of things. Like quality threads.
>>216029451There's currently one (1) up. I challenge you to name it.
I was all in team avgn back in the daySo many Doug fans called nigger and faggot but Doug won in the end and I was wrong
Ryan trooning out is so funny, he's so goofy looking
Obligatoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIhH-_BXPr8
>>216029477>dying from middle class womans disease>winningSure thing, totallynotatrutherguy.
00s angry reviewer meta was peak youtube
>>216029487>goofy
>>216027236>Loco Bandito Garlic Ranch
>>216026831I heard he calls himself the very gay autistic video game nerd now and reviews cock and balls
>>216027319>source: my assthere are a million spergs that post greentexts who have anime profile pics. cope and seethe
>>216029560You're just loud, faggot.
>>216029560on /lgbt/? lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJKcNnmkjA
Reminder bimmy took the short bus
I’m nothing without my movies
>>216029663Yet, he's richer than you
>>216029702Money was so tight your wife made you sell everything you love
>>216029663>muh heckin reminderinokek, everyone that hate this guy is such a faggot holy shit.
>>216026831Some of us get older, move on from youtubers, and see them for what they are: intellectual poprocks
>>216029702is that a bottle of soilent on his lap?
James is a fucking retard but why does he get so much of the hate? Those big fat slimy screenwave assholes flatlined the channel.
>James announces Mike is leaving Cinemassacre a few years back>Still regularly credited on AVGN epsWhat even happened there
>>216029768Who hired these idiots and let them ruin everything?
>>216029768He betrayed us true AVGN fans by selling out...you wouldn't get it.
>>216029778Your embarrassing lack of life experience.
>>216029796So you don't know either
>>216029702Incredibly indian post.
>>216029768Two decades is a long time, even longer on the internet. Honestly he's done quite well to have his most ardent haters just be harmless retards who impotently sperg out and circlejerk to their latest forced meme.
>>216029761don't know if you know any other drinks than onions but it looks like some type of juice or maybe a smoothie
Are they still doing the terrible band shit?
>>216029837I mean that bottle just happens to look a lot like the soilent bottles he is officially shilling.
>>216029855Have you considered not being like this?
>>216029891Like what? Like being someone who says uncomfortable facts about some youtuber you worship?
>>216028380Unpopular opinion. After years of shit he returned to the OK-ish tier. The new episodes aren't great, but not total cringe either. All the crazy shit going on in the background still leaves bad taste in my mouth, but as far as zombie shows go, zombie AVGN is watchable. Sometimes even enjoyable, but only through the force of nostalgia. It'd still be based if James didn't fuck over every friend he had and didn't sell his ass to tranny Ryan, but what's done is done. What's really disappointing is how little passion James has to all of this. You can shit on Dauge all you want, but you can never say the guy doesn't love doing what he does.
>>216027030>SpoonySpoony made lordkat troon out
>>216029855Shilling doesn't mean what you think it means.
>>216027444My favourite thing about the first feud was that Doug had to struggle to keep the whole thing going, because James was apparently too autistic to realise what was going on. Doug goes on a wildly over-the-top rant calling James out, James politely compliments Doug on his forum. Doug again tries to up the energy with another challenge, James improvises a milquetoast video that kinda falls flat. Even at the signing when Doug turns up and starts spazzing out James just sits there quietly.I don't even hate James, I genuinely think it's hilarious how bad he was at keeping up with NC's pace.
>>216029978>lordkatHe must look even less convincing than Jim Sterling and Screenwave Ryan combined.
>>216029912>uNpOpUlaR oPiNiOn>just regurgitated trooner nonsense
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>>216030013>NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>STOP BEING MEAN TO SCREENWAVE>MUH FATTARINOS DID NOTHING WRONG
>>216029768>James is a fucking retardwhy?
>>216030001For me? It's Captain S
>>216030054The Christmas special of all time. I wonder how that cutie is doing right now, right now, right now, now, now now
>>216029855nah the etiquette on the onions bottle clearly reaches to the bottom of the bottle while the one he's holding in the airport is further up. the airport bottle also looks clear with a colored liquid inside, while the onions bottles seem to be a solid color
>>216027319I do.
>>216027030>>216027299>>216027422I looked at his channels and social media pages and there's literally nothing suggesting he's trans. If he was, you know the bios would be full of flags, pronouns and other political shit.
Would divorce help him get his shit straight or would it be too much courtroom rape for him to handle? What do you guys think?
>>216030267Even a broke divorced James would have better options that one of you freaks. Stick to more realistic fantasies like a dimensional merge.
>>216029912>You can shit on Dauge all you want, but you can never say the guy doesn't love doing what he does.I was never a big fan, but I've gotten more respect for him over the years. Dude keeps doing what he's always done, completely ignores all drama people tried to stir up and keeps putting out content consistently despite having chronic fatigue syndrome. And the few times he did try to do something else, he quickly realized it was shit and went back to doing what people wanted.
>>216027146>Well-known auteur with a career of two decades (three if you count his chilhood works)>A towering authority on horror films.>A master technician at lighting and stage set up.>Has written several books, has made multiple short films and has a movie which he wrote, directed, produced and starred.>Not /tv/-related.Pleb. Some people don't know about respect these days.
>>216030343Oh shit I forgot about this, has the audio version been uploaded yet? AMMN was so much better hearing it coming from the man himself.
>>216026831>We used to have daily AVGN threadsNot true btw
>>216030368You forgot about James' music career.
>>216029560And theyre all deeply closetted trannies
>>216030382I kept it /tv/ related. I would be stuck in here all day trying to mention all of James' exploits.
>>216026831It's because the slobs would make a ton of videos for the channel which meant a lot of memes and discussions Newt plagiarizing pretty much ended the slob era of cinemassacre All the slobs left apart from Justin who doesn't even show up on the channel The channel was funnier with the slobs. Now it's bimmy slop
James trashed a priceless CD32, a rare valuable artifact of video game history.He shall be hanged for his crimes.
>>216030568It's a shitty console I bet you think Castlevania 64 is a good game as well
>>216030568I have one in my basement somewhere. With the expansion module, ffd and hdd. Making it A1200 for all intents and purposes.
>>216030581Quality is subjective.Its rarity and its important place in history as the last final nail in Commodore's coffin isn't.
>>216030589I'm guessing you're British and own a PAL one.James destroyed a much rarer NTSC CD32.
>>216030618I'm not British thank Christ but yeah it's EU PAL.
>>216030010>He must look even less convincing than Jim Sterling and Screenwave Ryan combined.I don't think I've ever seen one put in such little effort
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>>216030671That guy personally had dinner with the CEO of Twitch when it was still called justin.tv and now he's just a sad footnote of Spoony lore.
>>216030671>>216030714This wouldn't have happened if he got the notch interview
>>216030765Isn't Notch mostly shitposting on twitter these days? Has anyone ever gotten him to comment about the Spoony situation?
>>216030548Stop drinking and go to bed, Kieran.
>>216026831Is he still making videos?
>>216030842Steady output of once per month.At this point it's hilarious by itself that he's still going, almost 20 fucking years down the line, while he peaked with Swordquest episode in 2011
>five years from now, James will be in his 50s, still uploading shitty AVGN episodes
>>216030927How will the hairline look then?
>>216026831That was back when he was entertaining. Whether it was because his content was good or because he was shitting up his career and being autistic. Now he is boring and irrelevant.
You can tell business is not going well when they constantly have to shill Retroware products. The 8bit AVGN game is selling far below the previous game
>>216027025>Does He Know?
>last major happening was over 4 years ago>the truthers are still at it
Minecraft.
>>216031082As if we're not aware.
>>216026831the Las Vegas episode was the peak in my head cannon is the last episode and proper send off to the nerd
>>216030927I love how he deliberately exposes his shitty tattoo
>>216030927More pics of that braphog on left?
>>216031142Nah it was the Castlevania retrospective over 15 years ago. True death nail happened before that and it was reviewing Superman 64, which was just him finally giving in and pandering to his (always) retarded fanbase.
Anyone remember Classic Game Room? Guy completely went off the deep end when he tried to pivot away from game reviews. This is his latest "video" and is apparently part 16 of a series. He's also delusional and thinks he's going to launch a bunch of merch centered around it.https://youtu.be/zhdL5v4yMe4
>>216031238That's Ryan...
>>216031263I lost all sympathy for him when he was crying about being outdone by kids in their bedrooms while he said nothing about how his father was bankrolling his office space and staff.
>>216030975>the hairlineThe what?
>>216026841retardhttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt2123146/
>>216031263Not everyone needs to be a lolcow to you fags. Plus the funny shit with Mark happened close to a decade ago.
Remember those websites with chatrooms that allowed you to watch youtube videos with others, and chat and banter?
>>216031452Alright Mark, settle down
>>216030765HE HAD A CHANCE
>>216031474It was called pingubongo as I recall. We watched FilmBob and MovieBrain all night. Such good memories.
>>216031474It has floated around in different forms over the years, currently called cytube
>couldn't figure out how to record a screen>makes backups of his videos on CDsYou'd think a Macfag cameraguy like him would have at least one tech savy friend but I guess not.
>>216027037Irate Gamer comes off as the guy in the bar who spikes your drink when you're not looking and follows you into the bathroom.
>>216031537>makes backups of his videos on CDsWhat's the problem with that?
>>216031496Bandito likes him so what's the issue here faggot?
>>216031573No one wants to see your shitty projects Mark, review games or start a new channel
>>216031263I think he got schizofrenicjudging by his new content
what did we think of the new rant?https://youtu.be/q6rYp3hc5i8?si=wZSc0tsGTv9F96lk
>>216031553It's not 1993 anymore?
>>216031625>rantYou fags are so soft.
>>216031643So having physical backups of your stuff became obsolete in 1993?
>>216026831I love how the crown actually looks better than his real hair.
>>216032187CDs are extremely obsolete as a physical backup medium.At least get some archival grade blurays.
>>216026831He always finds a way to make me laugh in every episode
>>216032251Speds that want to micromanage incredibly successful peoples lives years after the fact are always so cool and handsome.
>>216032284I'm talking to you, dude.I somehow doubt you are incredibly successful with that limited intellect of yours.Well, I guess you could be some nepo baby.
>>216032348The prefered nomeclature is legacy artist you phillystein.
>>216031263he went on a Trump schizo meltdown after 2016
>>216027037IrateGamer looks like he eats crayons
>>216032251He uses DVD.
>>216027299>half the retards on this board have anime girl profile pics on their social media.you're thinking of /pol/
>>216030001His response video was funny because it was so low effort
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>>216032803
>>216027025My fuaking heroes.. just needs Kyle too..
>>216032803Mike is so fucking based.
>>216029768His movie promoted racemixing and he refused to condemn the all female ghostbuster reboot.
>>216032883Big fan btw
>>216029487>>216029523Wtf this real? Since when xe has been a tranny?
>>216032923Think for half a second, if it was true what would happen?
>>216029855Literally looks nothing like.
>>216032923It's real.
Folderfag meltie
He was attacked because he spoke the truth
>>216026960It's never a light skinned black dude, it's always the blackest "heart of Africa" nigger you've ever seen. At least this one seems like a zesty bucka.
>>216031263He was always boring as shit to me.
>>216032999I'm partial towards tar black african girls myself. Mutts need not to apply.
>>216027030Was this all Cosmo's doing? He was patient zero for being a popular gaming streamer then trooning out.
>>216027030I haven't checked lately but there's a guy called Good Old Days Gaming who entered lolcow territory by being suicidal and obsessed with a Vegas prostitute.
>>216030001This makes AVGN sound like a chad (he is almost- his wife seems like a cunt but at least he has babies)
>>216031625>>216031655I will say that I totally see where he's coming from. I'm only 30 but I even am starting to realize my own mortality and that you don't live forever. The older you get the more and more you wake up to the fact that one day you will die, and it might happen suddenly. As a younger man I unironically assumed I would live forever because I would make it rich and be able to afford some surgery decades in the future that would keep me alive, or I'd become a cyborg. I now accept that I will never be rich enough for that to be the case, and will die someday. Having kids, also, makes you grow up fast.I've loved Johnny since the AGG days and it's sad to see him so old now and worrying about his mortality.
>>216033287That's just being depressed
>>216033181He is unironically about the closest a nerdy sped autist can get to being a Chad.
>>216033427I'm not depressed at all, I definitely can see how some people would take that route as they get older. I guess because I have kids, I know that even if I died tomorrow, I made my ancestors proud by carrying on the lineage. Their sacrifices were not in vain. Plus my kids aren't drooling low IQ retards and even without me they will do well in life.There's this shift in your life that happens, likely around the age I am now, where you realize your time as the "main event" is passing and that the next generation is starting to take over or at least become the "main event." And you can either be a grumpy faggot about it (le zoomers and gen A are cancer) or embrace it. This is the circle of life. I can appreciate and even enjoy that time and life and culture and society are passing me by, I can grab onto parts of it and what not but it's no longer centered around me. I'm no longer the child / young person that it's fostering and nurturing. I'm part of the system that does the nurturing. Idk probably just sounds like schizo or rdeddit shit but if you had kids and were a certain age, you'd understand, I think.
>>216033535It's funny how James was in special ed for 7 years but is still far more affable and talented than everyone who was on Channel Awesome
>>216033287All you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and you will have eternal life.
>>216033625That's because they were mostly theater kids, who are even more retarded than special ed kids.
>>216033734I larped a bit as a Christian years ago but realized in the last year that I'm agnostic. I just cannot believe in a God, but I don't reject the notion that I can't really know for sure and it's possible He exists. There can definitely be some all-powerful being you can't see with physical senses, but given the totality of all I have seen and observed and that I know, I just do not believe that God exists. And I don't want to be a larper anymore. I just don't "feel" the Lord.