Our House In the middle of the night
>>216027383I wish this was my daily life, in a 40-50 minute format.
On the road, House, and don't you come back no more.
>>216027141>The episode where he starts taking methadone>His pain went away completely>Something he's been trying to achieve for years>NOOO IT MAKES ME A BAD DOCTOR, I'M GOING BACK TO MY OLD SELF>Next seasons: complains about living in pain againThis is a legit plothole
>>216027141Remember the episode where House ate indian food and got a severe food poisoning, but then he still had to travel to the boat to cure his patient?
>>216027383>this vexes me
>>216028983The episode when he whacks Wilson for ratting him out to Tritter, yeah, great one
>Cuddy and Wilson sabotage House's ketamine recovery because they think he needs humbling or some shit>The sabotaging actually sabotages House's recovery and the ketamine stops working and he goes back to being in pain and miserable>Cuddy and Wilson just kinda shrug it off and go back to business as usual and never get any comeuppance or anythingAs much as I liked House (the show), goddamn was it stupidly frustrating at times.
>>216028968The pace at which he 180s on methadone was so stupidHe gets on it, next scene realizes he made one mistake because he was "nice" and immediately aborts the whole plotAnd then it's never bought up again even in times when he needs it far more
Oh you've got to be kidding me. You druggmbeenacain?
>>216029043The methadone House should've been the whole arc instead of just one episode
>>216029070How the fuck was he falling for it every goddamn time? Almost like he wanted to be fooled
>>216028968He overdoses and almost dies tho??
>>216029034>>216029043There are many moments in the show when the writing is forced to veer hard right back to the status quo because drastically changing the formula would be unprofitable, causing immense whiplash for anyone actively watchingHouse has to be unhappy, Wilson has to be there coddling him, Cuddy/ Dark Cuddy has to keep his antics in check and the team must endulge his autism and bicker amongst themselves, these pieces are not allowed to move
>>216029089That was the least of his concerns, he quit methadone only because it compromised his judgement
>>216029089nothing some nipple pinching can't fix
>>216027141Our house is our castle and our keep
Guys if your dad caused you so much stress that you started balding and then he told you "move on" after you tried talking to him about it, would you ever talk to him again?
>>216027141Our house, in the middle of the street.
>>216029203OUR HOUSEIN THE MIDDLE OF OUR HOUSE
Remember the episode where Cuddy was raped at the parking lot but wouldn't tell House about it?
>Cameron forgiving Foreman for acting like a baboon psycho nigger and stabbing her with an infected syringehe should have been fired
>>216029255That scene really came out of nowhere.
>>216029097>the writing is forced to veer hard right back to the status quo because drastically changing the formula would be unprofitableI don't think I've ever seen a show protect the status quo so aggressively as House did. I get it, the show is working, don't fix what isn't broken, but goddamn. Other shows were at least willing to tweak the status quo a little, or even try out some new things, realize they weren't working, then change things back to how they were. But House was literally "Oh, you thought something new was going to happen? HAHAHA FUCK YOU!" over and over. It got grating after a while. I'm surprised they stuck with House's rehab meetings with Andre Braugher for as long as they did.
>>216029289If she pressed charges he would probably be at risk of losing his license.
>>216029043>>216029342House on methadone directly caused a case. That was reason enough for House to ditch it. House isn't House if he's not the brilliant doctor people turn to.
>>216029182Did be apologize?
>>216029182Your post is incoherent 1/ you cannot with 100% certainly attribute balding to stress2/ your post makes it sound like you're mad at your dad for being bald, when at best baldness is a symptom of whatever he actually subjected you to3/ house MD thread
>>216029453The notion that the kid was just dehydrated and the case somehow made it to House was contrived in the first placeI'm sure you could probably come up with instances where House being an asshole lead to an unnecessary case too, or at least much more of one
>>216029182Differential diagnosis for a male going bald when his father isn't. Go.
>>216029734jerking off too much and going out too little
>>216029668Cuddy asked House not to reveal the gender bender stuff. He was interested due to that.
>>216029752You are a black man.
>>216029755House picking up the case wasn't weird, every doctor before house missing dehydration was stupid
>Little boy insists there's an alien probe in his neck>Parents think he's crazy>Little boy grabs a scalpel and literally cuts out a large piece of metal that was inside his neck>Parents still think he's crazy and don't immediately say "Holy shit you were right what the fuck we're sorry we doubted you where the fuck did that thing come from??"The most aggravating shit I've ever seen.
>>216029799Anon I'm not gonna sit here and have a useless conversation on the contrivances of a show where a doctor sends his juniors to break into people's homes. Jesus dude.
>>216029858Yeah he drives a monster truck, shoots a gun in the morgue, rapes foreman and drugs wilson too, doesn't mean all suspension of disbelief is out the window
>>216029853>dramatic show has drama Is this your first time watching a TV show?
>>216029853For me? It's Taub getting the cute redhead nurse pregnant with twins.
>>216029972taub "sideplot":>no sweetie i'd never cheat im better man>cheats>apologises>repeat
>>216029043I mean what do you expect? Does someone need to die before its enough to justify quitting?
>>216029999Why the FUCK was she always taking him back holy shit. Ridiculous. >>216029964Naah there's some legit bullshit. Remember Chase trying to hunt down the girl who photoshopped his dick and posted him online? The show's writing leads the audience to believe what she's done is really attractive and intelligent, but in actuality she's just fucking deranged. Chase chatted her up, he realized she wouldn't put out, so she tries to humiliate him online because he fucked her sister? Crazy, jealous cunt.
>>216029964There's a difference between a dramatic plot and refusing to believe Santa Claus isn't real even though you're currently at the North Pole helping him feed the reindeer.
>>216030074People refusing to believe something in the face of evidence is something that is very common for people to do.
>>216030018I don't think the notion that he quits it due to it making him a worse doctor is bad, but that plot just had zero room to breathe in 1 episodeit was >half an episode for the team to realize how is on methadone >house quits>house turns into home, appears to have his life together>house returns and gets hired by cuddy>sits down, immediately realizes he screwed up, aborts the whole plotA premise changing plotpoint should have had at least a couple episodes dedicated to it
>After years of him trying, Cuddy finally decides to date House>She's literally dying due to the disease of the week>House takes one vicodin to help steady himself so he doesn't lose his shit in fear and concern>Welp! Time to dump his assHonestly House should've driven through her house a few more times.
>>216028968>drug addict workaholic makes wildly contradictory decisions and can't seem to understand themselves or what makes them happy >This is a pothole So do you think plot-hole means "consistent with reality?"Or does it mean "thing I don't like but can't really prescribe any rationale to"
>>216031465Did feel like a major u-turn in characterizationI struggle to imagine cuddy breaking up with House and House ramming a car into her House was the draft they decided on without some background politics
>>216031500Why did House choose to use experimental mouse bites to cure his leg in season 7 instead of the methadone he knew worked
>>216027383How come that's no AI video of this yet?
>>216027141Had a wet dream of Thirteen last night. I asked to finger and rim her asshole while Chase watched and she replied with:>"No, but I'd do it to you"You know what happened next. The dream lasted only a couple seconds, but it was a good one. Also, Chase kissed a girl.
>>216032112This vexes me.
>>216031465That was by far the dumbest status quo in the show
>>216032205Chase also murdered someone
>>216030021Yeah but then chase bangs her anyway cause he is a filthy slut.
>>216031465She needed him, he stayed away (presumably to solve the disease) he comes when high, she realizes he isnt good for her. Its literally what he said in the first episode was gonna happen, actually happened.
>>216027141This show is filled with overdramatic, monotonous, meaningless bullshit. It started off great but later episodes just became unnecessary and boring. Characters were also pretty fake and unnatural. Basically this shitshow revolves around this:>Uhhh y-you are akshually damaged inside, you are depressed...y-you need help!Even House, literally the most based character in the show, got dragged in that psychological, pseud-level bullshit . He should have stayed as he was from the beginning. Or just changed in a good way and not in a miserable pathetic way
>>216032417You're right, if there's one single problem you should just end a relationship right then and there.
>>216031740Because it made him dumber. His whole identity is him being brilliant, if he didnt have that he wouldnt have anything. Its a sad fact about house about how his intelligence is his whole identity, without it he wouldnt want to live, so he takes the pain and tries other things.
>>216032431She realizes he would always stay house and therefor not a good partner. Watch season 7 episode 1 again, house explains everything what happened.
>>216032452Both methadone and experimental mouse bites had the same promised effect, one was just untested and turned out to give cancer
>>216030021Chase was a manhoe that episode tho
You know who else was a troubled man who healed people?Jesus.Just food for thought for the fine people of this board.
>>216032112I do need you to kill yourself, which I assume is the response you expected
>>216032466That was the first time House was faced with an emotional moment so severe since his rehab, and Cuddy should be well aware that relapsing is very frequent on the road to recoveryIt just seemed extremely rash, which Wilson pointed out in following episodes, to which Cuddy's responses seemed very weak
>>216028968He was miserable even before the leg thanks to a shitty childhood. One of his core traits is looking for things to bitch about and one of the only thing that makes him happy is solving puzzles.
>>216033391>immediately calls a jannykek
>remember hating her character and thinking she's and ugly bitch when I watched it as a teen, cos they removed the hot bitch 13 and Cameron>watching it now, I find her incredibly attractive and cuteTop tier legs too
I gotta be honest I don't give a single shit about Kutner or Amber.
>>216033672You probably forgot you hated the ugly asian instead.
>>216028933>Dr House..
If I say this to a woman she "would appreciate it i you don't talk to me anymore". How did he get away with it? is it because he's a doctor and attractive?
>>216033672A man of culture, I see. Honestly though except for the Asian uggo literally every girl in the show was at least a 8.5/10
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>>216035378>drops the cripple half a mile away from the rehab facility what was Wilson's problem?
how was she so fucking hot bros?
>>216035912For like 3 seasons only
>>216035882he is a big guy
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>>216035912It's her voice
>>216033672>>216035718>>216035788>/tv/ is horny for the most infantile doctorPottery.
>>216033672my man
>>216027141Well, the moon is broken and the sky is cracked.Come on up and see House.
>>216036257It's sexy how she is the only one stuck to her convictions and she was never corrupted by House.
>>216027141would he unheal trump? he doesn't like fascists
>>216037290all I know is he kisses elementary schoolers and is disgusted when they're fat
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>>216037820>oh house
House but in 2025
>>216032205Top 3 worst TV show pairings of all time>Joey - Rachel (Friends)>Foreman - Thirteen (House M.D)>Britta - Troy (Community)Completely nonsensical, with negative chemistry.
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>>216038260yea right
>house, we've tried every test known to medicine and still can't diagnose the patient>what should we do next?>*house continues playing metroid on this game boy advance™* >we should do...nothing>but house the patient will die! >exactly>the patient must die so we can get the diagnosis>omg house that's crazy we're supposed to save lives! >don't care. >*pops a vicodin*>cut to house throwing a ball in the air over and over and contemplating >*patient dies*>house gets fired >decides to travel the country on his motorcycle with that hot 18 year old that was stalking him
>>216035912With dark red hair-8/10With white hair-6/10Dying her hair white was a mistake
>>216036070Are you a woman?
>>216037870This vexes me.
>that one lesbian grandma that hired a black hooker>that one guy that faked being in love with a cow because he thought it was more acceptable than to admit he wanted to fuck his stepmom>the perfect girlWho were your favorite patients?
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>>216041275So if you fuck him, are you gay?
>>216041388Only if you kiss him after
>>216041275kek this show could never be made in current year
>>216041388Fucking another man is not gay, you're simply asserting your superior masculinity
>>216041388Yes fucking a man is gay
