The government?
>>216029465>hi slopdo bongs really
BORIS JOHNSONAND A COUPLE OF SLAPPERS?
is it dolphin in a bathtub
>>216029980*audience laughs*
>>216030029well, I think what actually happened was that Boris Johnson bad misjudgement..
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL
>>216029974TAPTAPTAPTAP
>>216029974>>216030049boyish coy look
The first time I saw a clip of Boris Johnson I honestly thought it was a skit. How did he get to power acting like a parody of a politician?
yes, these are things that were said in the sketch
>>216030135Anon, you seem to be under the impression this thread would not be that.
>>216030133HIGNFY made him mayor and from there he took off
>>216030135Shame no one yelled "WANKER" so I could quote it at you
/tv/ loves to shit on ian hislop but he uncovered the story about grooming gangs and pushed the government to act on it a decade before the reactionaries caught on to the storythe reactionaries then actively disrupted the ongoing operation that was dismantling the networks and accomplished nothing
>>216030155what's the matter, gonna cry? piss your pants?
>>216030155https://youtu.be/3FYqgmkax7Y?t=36
If anyone ever wanted to understand why the UK declined, you only need to look at the paste eaters posting in this thread.This is the height of British "intelligence".
>>216030183Yes Bharat take over now saar we are doing colonizer needful
<<216030173Please get your attention elsewhere, freak
>>216030183im not even british lol. i just saw a clip of this on youtube.
>>216030160Ian is based simply by virtue of being the most sued man in British legal history.
>>216030299Why do people sue a newspaper for printing news?
>>216030315Because in other newspapers there is a gentleman's agreement to not discuss the degeneracy that takes place in elite circles. Private Eye routinely breaks that agreement.
>>216030333>degeneracy>UK politiciansNigga please, all your scandals are about MPs using government funds to buy a toilet seat for 50 bucks or something
>>216030353I ain't talking about MP's, I'm talking about bankers, corporate officers, and our dwindling supply of wealthy aristocrats. You're quite right that Britain has some of the most hilariously petty corruption of any developed nation
>>216030135>>216030173>>216030183>>216030353What's up with this ignorant annoying retard getting upset over nothingThere's loads wrong with MPs, if you think their scandals aren't mad then you just don't have a clue. There was a morbidly obese paedophile MP who took bribes to give pro arsenic speeches in parliament, that's just one
>>216030175https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I
>>216030160This is true. He exposes dirty laundry daily and gets attacked for it.
>>216030460What was that fat ogre's name again?
>>216030935Shrek
>>216030160how was I supposed to know? I thought he was just a tv show personality
>>216030935Cyril Smith
>>216031001He also took bribes from companies to continue the use of asbestos.>After his death, he was described by journalist Oliver Kamm in his blog in The Times as "a corrupt, mendacious mountain of flesh".
>>216030298>i just saw a clip of this on youtube.well post it then
>>216031061https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>216029944Do you even know what show it's from
>>216031066my man angus did nothing wrong
>>216031157Didn't he just fuck prostitutes? Why would that get him sacked form a comedy show?
>>216031178He was on a show where he was making fun of others for doing the same thing. It compromised the integrity of the show back when there was concern about such things.
THE BANKERS THE BONUSES IT'S DISGUSTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
>>216030872I wonder how this even came about to be. Like does one of them know him? Did they just have a chance encounter at some BBC site or in a pub? Or was it they got into contact with him without any prior contact?
>>216031284>Like does one of them know him?Neither of those people are Ricky Gervais. I know it's uncanny but that's not actually him
the tories the tories the tories the tories the tories
>>216031192>>216031157For me, it's how Paul and Ian threw him under the bus to save their own arses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7xsGHMdNEA>chum bums and willy biscuits
>>216031157Lee Mack later got him sacked from WILTY for daring to make edgy jokes about his childhood hero Jimmy Savile.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ9Rpu2ihZw
>>216030133most people are idiots and politics is a popularity contest, most voters have no idea what politicians actual policies or voting record is, they just go by the clickbait headlines and soundbites. boris playing a big goofball character on tv made him popular with tards.
>>216031328sure I read at the time paul or his wife were really close friends of angus' wife, so they were just a bit fucked off that he had done it on a personal level more than anything else.
>>216031284you can just phone people up and talk to them.
>>216030183Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
>>216029465Kryten?
>>216030160>/tv/ loves to shit on ian hislop but he uncovered the story about grooming gangs and pushed the government to act on it a decade before the reactionaries caught on to the storyCompletely false
I don't mind Ian, it's Paul I can't standSuch an unfunny prick
>>216030062>THUH DAILY MAIL!!!
I like Ian Hislop and I gratefully peruse his fine organ every fortnight.
>>216031296It's not a long video mate, you look a right tit now.
>>216033045:^)
>>216032924It's a shame Stew is such a good comedian, because he's a complete mong of a human being.
>>216030160Andrew Norfolk was the guy who uncovered it
>>216033180Norfolk died on 8 May 2025, after collapsing during a routine medical appointment. He was 60.[18][19] He had experienced a period of ill health, including feeling exhausted.[20][21]wtf
