OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>not even a fucking 3
>stuckmann
>>216031322>>216031358make your own fucking movie let's see how it goes tough guy
Stuckbros…
>>216031518Brutal. It’s over stucksisters…
>Shelby Oaks>Hollyoaks>Peaky Blinders>Penny Dreadful>Mare of Easttown>Mayor of Kingston
>>216031322The masses got filtered.
TOMMEH FOOKIN SHELBEH OAKS
>>216031322fuck you
>>216031322Mediocre is way above expectations.
You cannot expect much from someone who had aspirations of being a filmmaker from watching Spiderman and Minority Report.
>get given extra money for to spice movie up>spend it on a scene where the character based on your sister gets violently knotted by a pack of hellhoundshuh
In the 1960s. Nerds watch too much cinema, they pick up a camera and like 300$ and redefine cinema forever.In the great 2025, nerds watch too many movies, they can't make anything passable.
>>216031322Mike and Jay seethe as they cope "were intentionally made ab bad movie so you can't make fun of it" while never building up the nerve to actually try
>>216031322What's this movie and why should I care about its rating?
>>216032298Imagine the most bland, surface level youtube movie reviewer imaginable, then make their analysis even more banal than what you're imagining. That guy made a movie
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>216031322Considering that it's a movie made by a youtuber, that's actually not too bad.
>>216032233Difference between some dudes who actually understood the language of filmmaking, and some dorks who are just passive consumers of slop.
>>216032233Nerds used to read books too. Now they don’t
>most praised scenes mentioned in reviews were ghost-directed by Mike Flanaganwonder how much of a shitshow Stuckmann's first truly solo project is going to be
>>216031322>some youtube movie reviewer finally made a film>it sucksMeanwhile Rackaracka that made jackass videos directed 2 horror kinos back to back
>>216032169Is there a /tv/ cope bingo sheet yet? If not, I'll fill out the middle row.>normies got filtered>box office sperging>chud/jeet/ivan (FREE SPACE)>muh waifu>but some e-celeb retard said...!
>>216031381I made a short film. It won at a local short film festival. Then it got put on tv in a series showcasing short films. But I'm only 19.
>>216031322Deserved
RLM has hired jeet review hitmen GET DOWN STUCKMANN
Yeah, it's not a great rating, and I'm sure the movie is pile of shit. That said, Stuckmann is still the winner here. He made it, got it in theaters. Meanwhile, the rest of /tv/ just criticizes shit and later they'll probably go masturbate to a bnwo edit before hitting the sack.
It might be over for us bros
>>216033666Wtf Satan I thought you already ran the film industry
