>In 2001, Winona Ryder was arrested for shoplifting $5,000 worth of designer clothes from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills, including a $760 Marc Jacobs floral cashmere top. This led to a break from Hollywood until her comeback in Stranger Things.
>>216031862Just 2 decades later and now shoplifting is legal in California
>>216031862my beautiful goth queen did nothing wrong
>>216031862I would've bought that stuff for her. She just had to invite me along.
>>216031862>until her comeback in Stranger Things.she was in Black Swan
Counterargument 1: clothes shouldn't cost that muchCounterargument 2: she was simply following her primal instinct as a gatherer, it's wrong to persecute her for being a womanCounterargument 3: have you ever seen a woman with such class? there's no way you can find her guilty, she's clearly innocent of all crimes
I thought it was drugs she stole.
Hear she dodges ovens. Is that true?
>>216031862She sucked in Girl Interrupted Oven dodger
>>216031862If I was on the jury I’d find her innocent but only if she gives me a kiss
>>216031957literally no one had thought of Winona Ryder as a big name for years until Stranger Things came along
>>216031862i really really like her face
Was it a humiliation ritual?
Celebs constantly get shit for free so they feel entitled to just take things. Actresses are particularly bad.
>>216031890No it’s not , they repelled those laws after 2024.
>>216031957>>216032129You seen the other stuff she did between shoplifting and Stranger Things? It's very niche and interesting. The Letter with James Franco was a trip, and The Ten, where she falls in love with a ventriloquist's doll was hilarious.
>>216031890Winona walked so Tyrone could run
>>216031862If clothing is that overpriced it deserves to be stolen.
>>216032155Look at those tits, she can't be guilty
>>216031862>Jewish behavior Don't act surprised
>>216032207jog*
>>216032262women always try that old trick
>>216031862white people are incapable of existing without appropriating black culture
>>216032262that dress is one of the ones she stoleshe wore it to court
>>216031862ridiculous that we were denied this sex bomb just cause she stole some clothesmeanwhile today if some actor fucking kills someone and gloats about it it just boosts their career, keknever apologise
>>216031862I wish she would shoplift my cock if you unserstand what I am getting at ;)
>>216031862I would let her rob me from my clothes
It's well known Mel Gibson put that cashemere top in her bag to get her caught, she was framed
>>216032449Maybe *of
>>216031862>This led to a break from Hollywood until her comeback in Stranger Things.
>>216032038What an awful movie.
The clothes were promised to her 6,000 years ago in the sacred texts.
Why did she even go to trial? Wasn't she caught red handed?>She was sentenced to three years of probation, community service, counseling, and fines totaling over $10,000.That's really not that bad if she was caught red handed. And it could have only been less of a sentence if she accepted a plea bargain and thrown herself on the mercy of the court.
>>216032241what price your kidney? thats too much, i shall take it while you slumber
>Gibson or Ryder. You have to erase one's oeuvre from historyWhich will it be?
Boomer here, I remember the water cooler talk.Men: she’s rich, why would she steal? Women: women steal stuff, we steal make up all the time, she’s just like one of us.Media: kleptomaniacs are a real thing, some people have to steal to satisfy some urge inside. She has a sickness and just needs counseling.
>>216031862>$5,000 worth of clothesThat's the real crime
