Where did hobbits poo? Did their burrows have indoor plumbing?
>>216032145They fucking hate Tolkien bro, the low effort threads are never stopping.
>>216032115But what about a second toilet?
>>216032115They probably did. It's a common misconception that Tolkien based Middle-Earth on Medieval times.
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>>216032115>hobbits pooyour whole premise already falls apart herehobbits do not poonot only do they eat more than 5 men combinedthey make use of every single piece or nutrition they stuff in their mawthere is no poo and there is no butthole
>>216032115Bag end floor plan
Having toilets at all is globalist cuckery and a waste of resource. Hobbits use it as fertilizing by mixing it with limestone powder
>>216032115Hobbits actually are poopless individuals. All the second breakfasts are converted into abrupt, heinous farts. The shire may look beautiful but it stinks to the high heavens
very likely they had some kind of outhouse.
>>216032410fpbp
>>216032115They did and high speed Hobbitnet to post in 4chan
>>216032115Down the Bagshot Row.
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>>216032115they practiced free shitting
>>216032115 In the street. Hobbiton superpower by 4th age saar
Fuck you Jannie. Shit tread.SAGE
>>216032461Pantry too far from the kitchen.
>>216033425Sage these nuts in yo mouth shit dick
>>216032115You see that brick structure? It's not a chimney, it's a high pressure shit disposer. At 4am each day the turds from the toilet from the previous day are blasted out across the landscape.
Compost toilet. Ask Sam.
>>216032410Why are they so small then?
>>216032115chamber potssome would just piss out of the windows
>>216032461Not a poopery to be seen. Sus
>>216032461Why do they need so many halls?
>hobbits live in giant sprawling underground mansions and I have to be surrounded by orcs and goblinsGandalf was full of shit.
>>216032461No wonder Bilbo was nervous having all those Dwarves staying over.
what was the shire tax policy?
>>216034239Dwarves put their used TP in the trash can. No matter how much better Hobbit plumbing is, or how many times you tell them, you go in the bathroom after a Dwarf has been in there and there's shit in the trash can. They're basically animals.
>>216032115What was Aragorns Hobbit-sex policy?
>>216032145>>216033425what did he mean by this?
>>216032115The more he put on the ring of powah the more he shat.
>>216034403A ban on scat and race mixing
>>216034160Maybe they like to smoke as they poo, ever think about that?
