itt post blessed /tv/ pictures
>>216032615His wife was cute and hot in Transformers 3
>>216032615i wish that was me
>>216032615He's really rocking that bald look. Good face structure is really your lifeline if you start balding.
>>216032640>you're balding bro? just get a new face!
>>216032775Way too much effort. Just go bald and say you're a Buddhist or somthing.
>>216032775>>216032807
>>216032775If you're putting this much effort into maintaining a rug on your head, why not just bite the bullet and get a hair transplant on a home improvement loan or someshit
>>216032615
>>216032775>>216032862These aren’t pictures
>>216032913I'm a 31 year old virgin. Is it too late for me to achieve this?
>>216032931Your problem is that you never found passion in anything and dedicated your life to it. You’ve just kind of floated aimlessly through life. You need passion to get pussy. You have 9 years. Good luck
>>216032615bang bang
>>216032952I was passionate about getting pussy and when I finally got laid it sapped me of all my drive and ambition
Oh it's just a porn threadI was gonna post some funny stuff :/
>>216032925>>>/hr/
>>216032925They are moving images actually, you ever heard of the term "motion picture?"
>>216032615Baldbros... we just keep winning
>>216033042>I am voting to reopen the X-Files
>>216033008Post it anyway, I could use a laugh
>>216033106literally me
>>216033121
>>216032807>>216032872From what i know you do this routine like 2 times a month so not that much of an effort really
>>216033263>>216033245I wonder what kind of life he has now, he escaped from this hellhole. Maybe he has a family and kids by now and just lives a quiet peaceful life.
>>216033304implessive
>>216032872because a hair transplant doesn't looks this good, specially with an advanced NW like the one from the vidAlso, there's the chance it gets botched or you lose the transplanted hairs like it happened to Joe Rogan
>>216032615>aww you're a sweetheart>>216032775>uh hello? human resources please?!
>>216032913Classic hand-over-shoulder
>>216033435ballistic
>>216033441>tfw no qt chipmunk wife
>>216032952I have a strong passion for gamemaking so I guess I'll die alone
>>216032862>When grandma has better editing than zoomersAhahahhaah
>>216033489>don't tell harry about this
>>216033489GIVE IT UP SPIDEY
>>216032862soul
>>216033267I think I'm kind of in love with Natalie Mars.
>>216033304
>>216033264>2x a monthwtf how is your scalp not oozing oils and other things underneath the wig and shit?
>>216032775Imagine having to to do this fag shit every morning. I'd rather stay bald
>>216033614I know right. Imagine trying to sleep when there's glue on your head.
>>216033278I imagine he visits the chans occasionally as a fellow anon albeit lurking or shitposting. Just to check to see how his baby is doing on its own.
>>216033645That guy must have some high profile insurance salesman job or something, like he goes to meetings and golf outings and social things to sell products in bulk to a company at a potluck or whatever and has to look his best?
>>216032862Hollywood should hire her as an editor to make all the trash they come out with more watchable
>>216032775i wonder how often he has to do that
>>216033721You would be amazed at what some men go through to avoid going bald. My roommate spends an hour fixing his thinning hair with that nasty black powder you spray on your scalp and just started taking finasteride
>>216032862More colour and imagination than in entire post-2020 Hollywood.
>>216033762I don’t mean to be a blackpiller but there’s nothing you can do about hair loss it’s all a meme. Your body is basically going through what Brundle was going through in The Fly when he was slowly becoming a fly. You’re growing/aging and slowly changing into a new form, and your body heals/grows/develops accordingly and it says that’s where your hairline is at now. Taking pills and shit won’t fix it.
>>216033263who the fuck is this faggot?
>>216033489OUT AM I !?
>>216033375MORE TIME!
>>216032775Nah, I'd rather just buzz cut or shave
>>216032775Patrick Baldman ass mf
>>216033192Oh mu neck
>>216032775fucking womanly behavior Jesus Christ
>>216033199What is that?>inb4 nerve gas
>>216032775cringey
>>216033516Why are you obsessed with zoomers? Millenials are worse
>>216033453.__.Can’t stress how putrid these “performances” in this jew puke AI show are.
>>216033592GCN was released 2001 but Glenn Howerton was like 27 when always sunny premiered in 2006, why would he look 40 in a GameCube ad
>>216032862cool grandma
>>216033614>>216033645Imagine the smell
>>216033592?????
>>216033556Acting is not it for her but not onlyfans she should try sports interviews. Erin Andrew’s is like 47 Jesus let’s move on, imagine Sydney at the Kentucky Derby with that immaculate dress, chest wet with rain, or World Series partying with the dugout, it could work man.
>>216032640Statham was probably handsome with hair too, it’s just nobody knew who he was because he was a market stall merchant/national level diver
>>216033532wtf is this retardation?
>>216033972TikTok is a zoomer thing. Sorry zoomy AHAHAHAHAHA
>>216033813creator of ifunny
American women love British guys.
>>216033961Damn. I miss sex
>>216034052qrd on this series?
>>216034005Holy fuck CIA looks so kino next to this everyday nobody. You really do have to have a certain look to be on camera.
>>216034169nice timestampnice 69
>>216033837lol
>>216032615lmaoooo manlet bitch
>>216034167mrlisterthesisterfister?
>>216033435Giant head. Weird tits. Just an odd scene…
>>216032775>IM JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF-ESTEEM
>>216034167XxCarpetSniper420xX
>>216033263Whoa...so he was retarded AND gay the entire time??
>>216032775why would anyone in the world ant to be bald. it doesn't make any sense.
>>216033801Yeah it won't fix it but what about the people it did fix?
>>216034306nobody WANTS to be bald. It’s all about how you cope with it. Grooming a rug more than I groom my own dog is not a great way to cope
>>216033536Bastard swordsman unsurpassed kino this is why I keep coming here
>>216032862this was a surprisingly cool editing trick
>>216032775the fuck has this got to do with /tv/?
>>216032974I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUNAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216032862old people shouldn't be allowed on the internet what the fuck is this shit god damn go to bed grandma.
>>216033924I think it's a fart smell prank. They sell bottles of highly concentrated fart smell. It is extremely STRONG. Just being near the open bottle makes people gag involuntary. And just one or two drops makes entire rooms smell for several days.The guy in the video put the fart bottle near the costume's air vent. Which is actually very messed up since that's his only source of air and he can't get out of the costume right away.
>>216033106>A LITERAL FOLDERlol
>>216032775More power to him. Brave to share this with the world.
>>216034405>grandma mogs lil zoom so hard he seethes based
>>216033199this shit makes me laugh out loud everytime. I think “no I’ve seen it so many times there’s no way it’ll happen” and then it does
>>216032862Based beyond belief
>>216033834
>>216034374This is a cursed image.
>>216034492No it isn't.
I just found out my ex gf that I havent seen for 10 years is a cam girl now. Dubs and I screenshot and send it to her parents. Assuming they dont already know of course
>>216034450Fart off
>>216032775i started balding at 19. i tried to cope through the college years with different hairstyles, but it was fruitless. then i did buzzcut for probably a decade. now i just fully embrace baldness and shave it. luckily i'm not terrible looking and have a beard to compensate. one thing that is truly annoying is being pidgeonholed as a skinhead because of the baldness. i hate niggers with or without hair thank you very much.i could never groom a rug and go through this humiliation ritual.
>>216034668>beardshave it……
>>216032862kek. blessed video
>>216034612Oh my! I bet she's a strict mommy.
>>216034668beard makes you look like a fag
>>216034024He was bald at 30 and dating 18 year old glamour modelsSome guys just have it
>>216032850nice
>>216033801>Your body is basically going through what Brundle was going through in The Flykek
>>216032862surprised by the lack of junk in her house
>>216032931probably
>>216034837Some guys genuinely do look like shit bald but it genuinely is a confidence thing 90% of the time. Bald will always be better than bald-ing (to a degree)
>>216032775victim behaviour
>>216033176see, we're different cause sane people watch tv inside
>>216033961Dudes got a hog
>>216032862Jump scare
>>216034030Truth tranny freak
>>216033453kek
>>216034475Marry, fuck, kill
>>216034623Shia won
>>216033278this images was racist costanza complaining about mexicans or something, right?
>>216034826cute
>>216033536thats equally parts brilliantly inventive and retarded at the same time lmao.
>>216033278seems like he's taken great care in separating himself entirely from 4chan, which is a good thing. hopefully i will too one day.
>>216035154I mean, they were clearly aiming for both.
>>216035109marry marry marry
>>216033532i'm so happy i dropped it very early on. it starts really good, like just an autist dr. house before dropping the fucking libcuck shit on you left and right like 10 episodes in. retarded writers had gold in their hands, making something good that had the potential to become popular, but social signaling is way more important. and if you think about it, it even fails as propaganda, because if you want propaganda to work, it has to be seen and be popular. so in the end, it's just a complete failure of a show.
>>216035188You cant have them all you greedy little bastad
>>216035154You just described wuxia in a sentence
>>216035154yes
Iconic!
>>216033545How he fold towels?
>>216034033tons of cringennials there too
>>216034407>BACK TO FORMULA????
>>216035456all actresses should be dancers
>>216033176SOVL
>>216033059Holy shit i have seen this image hundreds of times and i have never actually seen the CIA guy standing behind her...
>>216032862>granny starts tiktoking faster than m&m
>>216035555when was this? has julia even been in any tarantino stuff?
>>216034374>>216034492QRD?
>>216034561Send it to us, retard
>>216034561Leave that poor girl alone, sex work is real work you asshole.
>>216035687>>216035701>>216035704You've never had sex, have you?
>>216032615LOL HE'S THE SAME HEIGHT AS HIM
>IMG_
>>216034668Thanks for that story anon, i enjoyed reading it.
>>216035555>finger under stap>sweating thinkin bout dem feetchad
>>216032807Say you have cancer, get pity sex. Also that way when you ghost them they just assume you died
>>216034826ON THE CHEEK LMAO
>>216035733nice dubs, virgy
>>216035715>17_
>>216035725every one of her 'controversies' summed up in one image, jealous non white fatties seething at her effortless big tiddy beauty
>>216035710Not since last August. I'm dying
>>216035750
>>216035781cute flattie!
>>216035687it's a sexy girl looking sexy
>>216035456...moar!
>>216035582I presume at a talkshow or other media appearance they both happened to be at
>>216033258this needs an AI zoomout to better show the size difference
>>216035822Got it where it counts
>>216035555what do you think he thought of them?
>>216035725>savage vibesYou could say that
>>216033961kek never seen this pic
>>216035858yeah that makes sense
>>216033924Fermented tofu. It smells EXTREMELY bad.
>>216035886That one is a bit misleading given the lensing, but I think he would approve
>>216035920i'm not a feet connoisseur but yeah those look nice
>>216034261kekk
>>216033199what did he mean by this
>>216032615Jason is 5.83 ft btw
>>216034826jesus what a soulless fucking creep psychopaththis is not right
>>216032974la luz extinguido
>>216034668Also started balding, but on fin right away and now 10 years later I still have a solid head of hair. All it takes is popping one pill per evening.
>>216033435Dude looks like an early-mid 90s jabroni
>>216034374Does she live up to her name?
>>216036221She does, I've checked.
>>216035687there was a nudify version of it that was very realistic and she looked even more underage in that. I think that's what they are referring to
>>216034612POV: you’re getting beat up later that night
>>216036407N-no... no, PLEASE don't strangle me inbetween your sweaty thighs! NOOOOOOO
>>216035781she can't keep getting away with it
>>216033435you just know he was hoping for a light nip touch
>>216032615Based hairlet manlet
>>216036666what happened to her? At one point I was seeing her face everywhere and then nothing.
>>216032862Eerr, based police?
>>216034320sex
>>216034374Mexican Maisie Williams
>>216037145>had to photoshop Moner's image because she doesn't actually look very much like MaisieSad
>>216037034She's around. Does a lot of British films and miniseries.
>>216034052is there a feet series LOL?
>>216032913Tell me you're friendzoned without telling me you're friendzoned
>>216037296The quirk chungus in the back is cute
>>216037315They are married and have been for like twenty years.
>>216034005why is cia wearing a bulletproof vest?
>>216034900>POV: she doesn't want a divorce
>>216034561drop it here first
>>216032946kek
>>216034837desu I got the most girls when I went grade zero on my head. Being in Asia probably had a lot to do with it tho.
This is one of the only times Ive thought JL looks sexy.
>>216032615state man has the best life doesn't he
>>216032775women wear make up but this is somehow wrong
>>216033176my boy boone front and center
>>216033230>Speak.
>>216033435torpedo tits making a comeback
>>216033527kek
>>216032872>If you're putting this much effort into maintaining a rug on your head, why not just bite the bullet and get a hair transplant on a home improvement loan or someshitHair transplants generally cost 2x to 5x more than a hair system. They can fail, they have a lengthy recovery time, they don't stop you from losing more hair so you either have to stay on drugs for the rest of your life or get multiple more transplants. That's vs 15 minutes of maintenance every 2 weeks.
>>216032775So, if he meets a woman at what point does he confess?
>>216033002I'm in love
>>216035283the miiiighty boooooosh
>>216033614>wtf how is your scalp not oozing oils and other things underneath the wig and shit?you shower with it on.
>>216037600I cant tell if that's a tranny or just piper perri
>>216037896it's not piper perri
>>216037600looks like a fine art painting
>>216032615Lmfao his wife is taller than him and always wears super big heels in their event photos The heightmogging is brutal
>>216037549ben just never strikes me as the type to have funhe always has that look like he's just done with life
why are the faggots posting their troon-fantasies in here? nobody needs to see your ugly circus freaks.
>>216033441What's it like when a woman looks at you like that?
>>216033214>Immediately goes ear deep into her assI like to think it was an act bravery.
>>216038065feels good man
>>216038065feels bad man
>>216033230>I fucked a tranny WHAT!>and another trannyWHAT!>And another oneWHAT!>Opened up a cold beerWHAT!>Drank itWHAT!>Went back to bedWHAT!>Guess what I did?WHAT!>I went to sleep And that's the bottom line, cause STONE COLD SAID SO!>crowd goes crazy
>>216033017>Hi Mom, Dad, here's that friend I was talking about. I invited him for dinner, and he's gonna spend the night here as well, OK?
>>216032946>problemha ha, only if she farts
>>216034668>one thing that is truly annoying is being pidgeonholed as a skinhead because of the baldness. i hate niggers with or without hair thank you very much.kek
>>216033304Absolute unit.
>>216034826wtf is this demonic shit
>>216032952I would take passion for scat porn at this pointGod, I can still remember how it felt to be obsessed with something as a kid (too bad it was league of legends)Imagine that sort of obsession and genuine interest in medicine or finance or something useful and then having that continue for at least 3 decadesinb4 try new thingsI have tried things ranging from drama camps to literature clubs to charity work to doctor shadowing to finance/stock clubs/conferences. I simply could not give a shit
>>216032862>people thinking she edited thisNot saying she didn't, but that's a silly assumption.
Is this even supposed to mean anything atp?
>>216038674pouch
>>216032862this is a sleep paralysis demon it's the effect of the Mara
>>216033245"WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS PICTURE" intensifies
>>216033176How much do you think that TV was? had to be a couple thousand
>>216033532as a nurse watching this LMAO LOLOLOLOL I hate medical shows.
>>216038654Ok, but she does put her lips under his nose
>>216032862holy fvarking KINO
>>216033924the freakout is ai
>>216038706
