Wtf i want to be jewish now
>>216032659Real shit, Didn’t god make all people? why would he choose one group to be his favorite and leave everyone else to cope and seethe?
>>216032727Because jews have to be the (((chosen ones))) broAre you an antisemite?
>>216032659Nobody wants this
>>216032727After Noah's flood, God told fallen man to spread out and multiply and fill the earth. Influenced by Satan, they proceeded to do the exact opposite and build the tower of Babel and congregated in one city to make a name for themselves. This was putting all their eggs in one basket where if their society became corrupt, it would corrupt all of humanity, instead of having separate nations that can act as checks and balances on each other and even wage righteous war against a corrupt nation if necessary. So, God confused their languages so they couldn't understand each other because with the same language they would accomplish anything they wanted. What they wanted was errant and foolish. After their languages were confused, they spread out and stuck with the people who spoke their own language. Then, God turned them over to lesser gods (elohim, archangels, the text isn't clear), members of His divine council, who didn't do a great job. He was kind of done with humanity in a way at that point. But Abraham was a friend of God and God chose him and his barren wife to make a nation out of for Himself. One Holy Nation to be a guiding light to the rest of the nations. They were supposed to be a good example and eventually lead the rest to God. They had successes and failures in this, but eventually Jesus came out of that nation. He is the light to the nations now.
>>216032727God didnt like how humans turned out after the fall and decided he only cared about one man and that mans descendents became the jews. Then the jews began worshipping demons and making sacrifices to them and god reincarnates as a human and tell them cut it out or they will lose their status as the chosen, they refuse and beg the romans to kill him. He respawns and tell the jews they are not gods favorites anymore and now god will no longer play favorites, jews have been seething ever since
>>216032727Joseph was "the chosen one" and his brothers got jealous and threw him in a pit and sold him to Arabs as a slave. Jews aren't "the chosen ones" anymore, that place now belongs to those who obey the Gospel. Which they can be if they obey the gospel. They are cut off but can be grafted back in.
>>216032659Netflix had this next to a doordash ad and I was like, "Uh, Ooohkayy?? I guess I DON'T want doordash then??!! Uh, thanks, Netflix!"
>>216034366>>216032659So gods way to avoid putting all his eggs in one basket…. is to put all his eggs in one basket?
>>216032727You assume fairy tales are real, that's your real problem.
>>216034681Not at all, he used heathen nations to punish Israel and used Israel to punish heathen nations at different times. The Tower of Babel was a one-world society, just like how the EU has a building that looks like a partially constructed tower of Babel. All under one power structure, so Satan can dominate everyone and there is no where to flee to and no one to fight it from the outside. That's not possible when you have separate sovereign nations. And in Israel, there were 12 tribes.
>>216032727If jews are saved through dispensationism or whatever, wouldn't it make sense to breed out the jewish bloodline to encompass the entire human race? That way, everyone would be a chosenite and would get into heaven.
>>216034809I thought he confounded the people of Babel because in their unity, they were about to build a stargate... (bab-el = "gate of god")
>>216034932Who knows? A lot of details just aren't there in the Bible. The Bible doesn't say it was a stargate though.
>>216032659>white couple>"nobody wants this"
>>216032659Garbage show. There is a scene where Seth Rogan's character, who is meant to be a rabbi, confuses Tu BiShvat with Tisha B’Av. They are entirely different holidays. In another episode there is a sign at a party which reads צָהֳרַיִים. It should be spelled “צָהֳרַיִם”. The letter yud is only doubled when there are no vowels present.
>>216032727Chosenness’, in Jewish theology, tends to refer to the sense in which Jews are ‘burdened’ by religious responsibilities; it has never meant that the Jews are better than anyone else. Basically, Jews believes that Goyim only need to follow the ten commandments in order to get to heaven, whereas Jews need to follow the thousand other rules concerning kosher food etc.
>>216035450Not entirely correct, Goyim have an even smaller set of laws that they must obey to get to heaven, called the Seven Noahide Laws:>No murder>No theft>No rape/incest>No idolatry>No blasphemy>No eating flesh torn from a living animal>Obligation to establish just courts
>>216035450Reform Jew apologia
>>216032659>jews being jewish: the showNo, thanks.>>216035293>>white
>>216035408so you're obviously very well informed. I feel ilke I should ask you questions. Uhh. What are some good jewish movies?
>>216034366If God could confuse their languages, why didnt he just adjust their wants and desires to be righteous and worthy?