It's happeninghttps://variety.com/2025/tv/news/new-stargate-tv-series-amazon-martin-gero-1236585606/
>>216034686>amazonI bet it's gunna suck
Won't be the same without him
Get ready for more tough females than males
>>216034686They'll make Teal'C a jeet female that's hot af or something stupid and I'll have to watch
>>216034686Oh no This is terrible news :(
cool i guess
Martin Gero was a producer on one of the originals, but I don't remember which one. So it could've been worse.I really don't want a sequel though.
Where's my Stargate film sequelsWhere's my third SG-1 movieWhere's my Atlantis movieWhere's my Universe season 3
>>216034686Cant wait for then entire cast to be girlbosses and niggers and the main alien enemy look like aryan blonde men
>>216034686Who cares? They thoroughly explored all the possibilities with the concept, to the point that the last few seasons of the original run were getting stale. And no MacGuyver? Even the original show was crap without him.
>>216034686i can hardly wait for all the system lords to be cis white people.>>216034712General George Hammond from texas will be played by a fat Hispanic Woman>>216035015>season 1 twist: the ancients were secretly the bad guys all along. all of them. They STOLE the star gate system from their bipoc lgbt NOX allies to control their ancient EMPIRE based on HYPERBOREAN ANCIENT SUPREMACISM
>>216034686How could they do this without it being creatively bankrupt? Seems like every plotline imagineable for Stargate was already used in the original run of the show.
>>216034686>amazonNo god please no. They are going to put a bunch of pink haired woman on the writing team who will only read the wiki and tell reporters about how they refuse to watch the old shows because it's "too racist"
>>216035168obviously they are going to just reuse all the old scripts but race and gender swap everything with new nepobaby mulato actors and pretend its a new and original show. Modern day politics will be interjected so that zoomers and gen alpha can learn the 'correct' lessons. >>216035207but enough about star gate universe
>>216035168idk maybe it's set on some mysterious ship in a distant galaxy and they have to find their way home
Who is ready for another ten seasons of "MUH JAFFA FREEDOM" bullshit?
How did Origins come to be, why was it so awful, and why should we think this will be good?
>>216034686>newWill be reboot. They can't write anything original. Especially without these based bros
>the corpse of another thing I love being dragged out and paraded around only to serve as the writers' soapbox/therapy sessionOh boy.
>>216034686that stargate fantasy is so fucking played out. wont watch. invest in a new fantasy you fuckers.
>>216034686Makes sense. They killed Star Wars and Star Trek already so this was bound to be next. Probably Battlestar Galactica or Farscape are next once they are done with this.
Bring back Peter DeLuise you sick fucks. He is the sovl.
>>216034686NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOD NO FUCK NO
Jesus fuck can't these niggers think of something new instead of ruining old things I like?
>>216034686Fuck yeah another one checked off the male IP list. I love feminized remakes/sequels. More. More. I love the western entertainment industry's creative diversity. The people want emasculated male leads, girlbosses and female sensibilities. It's a shame David Ellison might disrupt this bold, innovative approach to male IPs. We can't let him get his hands on another studio y'all. We have to protect the creativity.
>>216034686it cant be worse than stargate origins... right?
>>216035437>Battlestar GalacticaThey already killed it with gender bent starbuck girlboss. Ohhh but it wasn't Snyder so therefore grimdark camera shake trash is fine.
>>216035526BSG miniseries literally ruined modern scifi shows.It all became overproduced drama shit with cheap spirituality to pretend it has depth after it.
>>216034989He was a producer and writer on SGA. His post SGA career hasn't been too bad either I think, he's run a couple big shows since. I know in Blind Spot and Quantum Leap he worked in overt references to Atlantis.
>>216035526I did a recent rewatch of the reboot battlestar galactica, and sure, it has some really great episodes, but also some complete shit ones and it's so obvious in hindsight that they where throwing shit at the wall and went with what sticked.
>>216035564He had a big part in some of the best two part episodes of atlantis, so i think he is a good pic.
>yet another beloved classic sci-fi series mutated into a political soapbox that intentionally and spitefully shits on the originals and the fans FUCKING STOP
>>216035168Christopher Judge wanted to do a Jaffa centered spinoff and it almost got approved before the Amazon buyout.
>>216034701you just know itAmazon hates gunsStargate is guns along with some humans
it won't be woke but it will be the dawn of a new age of american military propaganda, this time with space force admiral cameos
>>216035631>"muh free jaffa state" the showPlease, god no.
>>216034862a big booty ebony kween version of teal'c is the only acceptable replacement
>>216035702Lol it's amazon. They're part of the woke blob (netflix, apple, disney, etc)
>>216035854clueless ass
>>216034686t will be thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd23slMhWQU
>>216035931Too many white people, outdated.
>>216035854Yeah, I bet the new show is going to be super woke and is going to have some "tough" girl who's smarter than everyone else and a big black bull in the main cast.
>>216034686Please don't... By the end of Atlantis the premise is basically "now we turn into Star Trek". In book form this can be done, not as a show.
>>216034686It won't be the same 8 episodes long, 3 year wait. Everything looks uniform lit on high dynamic range digital cameras, star trek discovery looking designs, people of colour, political plot, anit army message, no guns, female general and largely copying old plots, not self contained stories just a singular plot per season..The final great star to be destroyed.>star wars>star trekNow they come for..>stargate They'll blame (you) for not liking it.
>>216035931>White couple kissingimpossible
>>216035631Honestly, "Teal'C fucks white women" would be a better show than anything Amazon could come up with. As long as his son is brutally murdered in the first episode.
from the stream:>show not even in pre-production yet>pilot script exists>no one has been cast yetit's Amazon so it'll be available though Prime Video in 200+ countries, casting implications inevitable. creator and showrunner martin gero is going to have to explain the past 14-15 years of happenings in-universe since they are claiming the show will be in the original continuity. did atlantis make it back to pegasus? did rush ever fix the galactica? vanir asgard? todd? GOOLD?
>>216034686Movie > SG1 >> Atlantis >>> Universe >>>>> w/e this is
>>216036378yes, that is the timeline, congrats anon
>>216036189Accurate
>>216034701Can't be worse than SG-1, the film has a much better cast for Daniel and O'neil
WHO'S READY TO SEE ANOTHER BELOVED CLASSIC GET EXHUMED AND RAPED???
>>216036515that already happened with SGU and SGO
>>216035015No the alians will still be niggers.
>>216034686> amazongreat news
>>216035631>Jaffa centered spinoff
DO NOT KREE THE NEW SERIES JAFFA NOOO
>>216034686>this is a show for everyone, everywhere>brand new audience
what happened at the end of stargate?I remember SG Atlantis but I dont care about thatI remember SG-1 met Thor and humanity had access to early space travel tech so it became like a mini-star trek at some pointwhat's the big deal that happened at the end of Stargate? Goold gods got slimed?
Hathor was fighting the Patriarchy. Ra locked her up because he feared a strong independent woman-host.Also, she wears a burkha.
>>216034686There is no real way it can be good. They already ruined the lore by making the space ships too powerful and fast until it became a poor man's Star Trek.
>>216036805wasn't the last episode the one where Thor gave them the entirety of Asgard technology but they were stuck in a time loop
Anyone who likes good scifi should stop giving a shit about franchises. Focus on writers and producers, not universes and actors. Support new stuff. It's the only way to slow the tide of slop.>>216035575This was such a complaint at the time, there was a Robot Chicken gag where Ron Moore literally does that.
>>216036805They stuck in a time bubble for 50 years. Then they reset the bubble but Teal'C had to be outside it and remembered banging Carter.
>>216036822I always got shemale vibes from her.Genderbent Osiris was also pretty hot
>>216036851that sounds like a based ending desu, carted getting the old parasite worm from Teal'c is like poetry
>>216036656Why is he crying?
>>216034686it's going to be absolute Blackrock Slop USAF will be the bad guys, United Nations will oversee the gate program and spread space gay communism
>>216036202>Teal'C fucks white womenhe did in sg-1, why wouldn't he now?
>it's an inexplicable Jeff Bezos cameo episode where Blue Origin is used to retrieve a New Teal'c from a death glider orbiting earth
But I asked for a SeaQuest remake for Christmas! This is absolute BULLSHIT.
>>216034686>no more Baal kinoNo thank you.
>>216037049They need to bring back the Amiga first to do the CGI.
>>216034686Just need Jensen Ackles or Tom Welling as the new lead.
>>216035736>>216036202>>216036656He even pitched it as stargate's take on black panther, with the free Jaffa having to decide on if they should share the technology of the goa'ulds with the galaxy or keep it to themselves.
>>216037077checked
>>216034686>Earth is the new galactic superpower>However, a ragtag group of multi-colored, ambiguously-gendered non-humans (+1 token human) discover corruption at the heart of the (suspiciously white and male) Earth government>In order to defeat it, they have to restart the Stargate program "The Right Way"Guest starring, for one episode only, whichever original star they can convince to shit on the original series just long enough to give the new series legitimacy.
>>216037077
>>216037045
>>216036202Bra'tac's actor is Italian? Holy shit, I thought he was Egyptian
>>216036715weird how the actual outcome of "everyone" always means "a show exclusively for women"
>>216037111>Stargate Program is now run from the United Nations, who resist 'stale pale male' USAF involvement
>>216037077>white male lead in current year Amazon show
>>216035931That was already half of SGUs first season. They surely will not do the same mistake again, right?
>>216035048>getting staleI blame Claudia Black. They obviously didn't know what to do with her character.
>>216035437>be nextBabylon 5 reboot on the CW network
>>216036825>>216036851Don't forget the two movies, the Ori/adria got dealt with and Baal was the last Goa'uld to fall.All that's left for SGC is to explore the milky way since they're so far and beyond everyone else technologically there is no threat anymore unless the Furlingers show up and are major assholes.
>>216037216They kinda did that with SG:A already, where civilian leadership took over and all these other countries were involved.
>>216037111Daniel will gladly do it for peanuts.
>>216035931Thye already tried it with Universe.
>>216035160>cisFuck off, tranny.
>>216037233For Stargate there is really no other actress who can be the lead realistically. >Cassidy Freeman>Kate Mara>Katee Sackhoff>Erica Durance>Michelle Rodriguez>Rosario Dawson>Scarlett JohanssonThey are the only ones who might fit the original continuity. It really should be Welling or Ackles though.
>>216037412
>>216034686Nice, but i'm not getting excited or watching it til it gets renewed for a second season.You know how these things go. The (((goa'uld))) that run Hollywood enjoy making us Tau'ri suffer.
>>216037447>Katee SackhoffThey'll give her a cameo.
>>216037186you rang
>>216035463>when you have to pay bills and accept to lose dignity
>>216037538This looks like the worst thing I've ever seen and I haven't even seen it.
>>216036344>it's Amazon so it'll be available though Prime Video in 200+ countries, casting implications inevitableIts nothing to do with prime availibility internationally or mythical "modern audience" - amazon has codified DEI into their policies, which they also force to their business partners btw. Basically show is already cast as ugly and as nigger as possible because amazon internal rules require it to be like that, showrunners/directors/casters etc have literally no say.Fuck i miss truly attractive women in sci fi, also the sexy aliens.
>>216034686I'm to blame for this. I decided to finally get around to giving the series a try two days ago.
>>216035160Georgina Hammondez
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>>216037575its even worse than that
>>216034686ruin every old tv series by making endless adaptations, remakes and expand ~THE UNIVERSE~consoooooom I must consoom
>>216035015Oh man if I was making this I'd do exactly that, so that you kill yourself.
>>216037695Harsh but fair.
>>216037538nice neck
really hope there's no cameos whatsoever
>>216037907I want milf sam.
Is Karl Urban's career dead enough to cast him as the lead?
>>216034686Make it "based on true events" that may or may not have happened in tob seegret brograms
>>216034712They can include a scene of his floating head juxtaposed in space like in The Return.
>>216035332But will we get Bigger Apophis?
>>216034686so the rape beginsnothing is sacredalso NO, SG:U was TOTAL SHITEand atlantis only half the episodes were meh at best, not as rewatchable as SG1, the sets also looked way too clean or reused from SG1 as well
>>216038330>SG:U was TOTAL SHITEIt was until some point in season 2 when it finally starts getting good and then it was cancelled on a hilarious cliffhanger of everyone except 1 person getting into a stasis pod.
>>216035810men of culture would enjoy that kind of cultural diversity and it would sell so ofc it'll never happen
>>216038361nope, my comment was exactly for idiots like youno fucking middle ground, no compromise, you people handwave absolute tripe -- and here we are nowdont apologize for SG:U, its fucking tripe. shit. garbage. trash. worthless.
>>216038373This nigger thinks he has a personal stake in an enterprise, where his only contribution was being a passive observer, get a fucking life, you austic sperg
I still find it funny that the same writers who wrote the "sexy teen drama" parody segment in the SG1 episode "200" ended up doing exactly that with SGU, complete with shaky cam and overblown lighting.Were they aware of the irony?
>>216034686WHOA WE OPENED A PORTAL TO THE BBC DIMENSION WHOOAOAOOAO
>>216034686This show was cool as a kid but cant just watch scifi fantasies like this as a boring adult who cringes at everything.
>>216034701Yep, I didn't watch dem rangz and I won't be watching this mockery either
>>216038039We need Stargate: Bimbo. A team of titty-monsters who go though the Stargate to shag aliens.
>>216038678>Colonel, we are SG-1
>>216038584projection: the postSG:U is shit, deal with it faggot, you seem to be upset I call you fags out pre-emptively because it happens every threadso take your insecure projection and shove it, I will call SG:U dogshit until the end of time and you will have to read it
>The science is settled, Tau'ri>Just take the vaccine already>The experts said it's safe and effective, don't you trust the science?>Everyone else's vaccine won't work unless you get vaccinated too
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>>216034862>>216035810They would never cast a hot black women in a primary role. It makes white women jealous. The only black women who can get roles in Hollywood are hags or frumps or are in shows specifically aimed at black audiences.Look at Abbott Elementary. When the 65 year old grandma is better looking than the two other black women on the show including the one that supposedly dates basketball players something is fucked.
It's going to be Wheel of Time: Space Edition.Amazon is fundamentally unable to make a good show because of their internal politics.
>>216039024This, there are plenty of african american woman who dont look like complete dogshit, but these woman are blocked from hollywood.
>>216038949>Ok, so there is a tiny 1 in 3 chance that the vaccine will kill you>Also if a Wraith feeds on you after vaccination you'll still die>But once they figure out you're vaccinated they won't feed on you so you'll be safe>Unfortunately they'll just kill you to stop you from poisoning them
>>216039024No it doesn't make White women jealous. White women see non-Whites as pitiable animals in need of saving, which is why they always adopt the mangiest and most violent mutts at the pound. "Uplifting" ugly black women reinforces White womens' savior complexes, but no they do not feel threatened at all by attractive Black women.
>>216039064really, what did they think would happen to them when the wraith realized they could not feed on the entire planet anymore? Leave them alone? Did they think the life sucking aliens would just say "fuck it"?
>>216038932>Calling me out>every threadSchizo too, I called you a nigger because you're a hysterical faggot, blaming an anon for the creation of a TV show that got cancelled a decade ago. He had as impact on that series, as your retarded opinion, btw SG ended at season 6 kys.
>>216039064Thumbnail looks like he's about to eat some ass.
>>216039114you cant read, retardSG:U is trash have a great day illiterate
>>216037575It's terribleIts main failing is that it's a prequel to the movie, so literally everything that happens in it is either undone or mindwiped from the characters, to maintain the secrets and mystery in the movie. Which means... why have the even have those events in the first place?Next, instead of sticking to the tried and true "uuuuh, just ignore the differences between the movie and tv series", it actually tries to mix and explain the too lores together. Badly.Finally, it's fucking BORING AS HELL.
>>216034686:(
STARGATE BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>216035564>he worked in overt references to Atlantis.Yeah, this ain't the flex you think it is. Its basically "remember this shit" now eat the new slop goypiggie that they did with Star Wars and Star Trek.
>Amanda Tapping as the general (girl boss)>Teal'c as Jaffa commander of free Jaffa (diversity)>Jack O'Neill cameo>Daniel MIA, after he went on some expedition, a new group looking for him>a new group not pozzedIt could be good?
>>216039302
>>216035575>in hindsight that they where throwing shit at the wall and went with what sticked.This nonsense is borne out of abject insecurity and a pathetic desire to be like. Nigger, just make a plan write that shit out and stick to it.
>>216036824Yup. Only good hook would be a disaster making hyperspce travel impossible, thus centering the story around the gate network. They could call it Stargate.
>>216039223>Next, instead of sticking to the tried and true "uuuuh, just ignore the differences between the movie and tv series", it actually tries to mix and explain the too lores together. Badly.lmao how? I know the show itself sort of explained Ra being a grayylmao by saying it was an Asgard body
>>216039334Damn, with the actors dead we dont even get to have a moment in the new show where baal did survive all his clones getting killed.
>>216038949It's a shame there wasn't a followup episode where we gassed the Ashen-akenazi jews that tried to genocide us in a parallel universe.
>>216038817wish they'd been in more than just one episode
0000000% chance this turns out good
>>216034686Would be funny if Gero convinced Jason Mamoa to be in it. Full circle shit.
>>216035594Which one?
>>216034686I was cautiously optimistic but then I remember the state of Star Trek and the BSG reboot that died in the womb.
>>216039645the storm, adrift, and the one with the pegasus asgard. And a lot of other ones.
>>216037073There's a timeline where Bobby Kotick bought Commodore instead of Activision and the world is better for it.
>>216038311Can apophis make himself bigger or can he shrink other people with his mind?
>>216037111They shot down the Babylon 5 remake though.Probably because even an old liberal like JMS is too conservative for modern Hollywood.
I like the cartoon it has cool alien goo guy
>>216039892BUILT BY ANCIENTS SO LONG AGOTHE STARGATE LAY TILL WE BROKE THE CODE
just watched the announcement video>it's made for the fans>but it's set in modern day so we want the modern audience>my wife doesn't understand SCI Fi but she will love the new stargate>it will be a show for everyone well fuck.leave SG alone, it's the only show not taintedFUCK, ruined my night
>>216040032You actually can make sci-fi for everyone by having a good script and characters. Good sets and costumes also help sell the story. Many writers fail this challenge.
>>216040113>You actually can make sci-fi for everyone by having a good script and characters.Nope. Low IQ types and most women don't like scifi, so if you make it in a way that's they like it, it will be shit. The thing is these people also don't like good drama, tragedies, mysteries, and so on. This is how you get today's writing rooms; every writer in the country didn't turn retard, the studios can't or don't want to sell a good product.
>>216037186Specifically 40 year old white women.Honor Harrington is probably the most girlboss sci-fi series of all time and it will never get an adaptation because Honor is asian and her second-in-command looks like 1990s Halle Berry with bigger tits. (Also because its literally Master and Commander in space.)
soooo will rodney make a return?
>>216034686i just watched a gateworld announcement of this.i guess it's a lot of the og writers, producers, it's not a reboot, it's not a remake, there's total continuity with established canon. they say they have a storyboard all worked out but ain't saying shit. my only worry is it's amazon.
>>216040209I'm not at all familiar with the SG franchise, but I am curious about getting into it. But I remember Star Trek had a bunch of women focused episodes to keep moms and wives interested. You could get away with that at 26 episodes a year not 10 like modern season orders.
I hope they will not push some multiverse crap as it's popular to do at this time.
>>216034701you can't bet on it, there are no odds it won't suck
>>216035160>bipoc lgbt NOX alliesThe Nox were cool and the girl was hot
>>216034686>Original creators involvedBrad WrightJoseph MallozziMartin Gero Nice maybe there's a chance tha->Studio: Amazonit's fucking over
>>216040274The female-focused episodes of SG are tolerable for a few reasons>the women are usually hot and showing a lot of skin>some of them are actually good, interesting characters beyond sex appeal>these episodes were written before the (((entertainment industry))) went full woke
>>216035463is not he from Seaquest?
>>216040032
>>216040032You forgot the part about how they're so excited it's on Amazog because it's a GLOBAL AUDIENCE and this show's going to be made for a GLOBAL AUDIENCE.In other words, it's going to be full of jeets, nigs, and chinks. Maybe they'll let white people play the villains.
>>216040303Stargate already had multiverse stuff.
>>216040503Global audience means "Spell out the plot every episode because the viewer can't be trusted to keep their eyes off their phone for 60 minutes"
>>216036805OG series: Humans have all Asgard tech. We starfleet now. Goold down for the count. Jaffa free. All the baal clones dead. Ori done for. Atlantis: Unexpected series cancellation. Ended with ATL chilling in SF Bay under the bridge, Woolsey in charge, Replicators whooped, Wraith still in Pegasus, except for Todd, who should still be in the brig.Universe: Some say the ship, Titty McJuggs, and that annoying jew are still out there somewhere. I forget literally everything else about that useless show.
>>216034862>They'll make Teal'C a jeet female that's hot af or something stupid and I'll have to watchbased
>>216038311I hate fucking biggers
>>216035437A bsg reboot was rumored but cancelled thankfully. 2003 BSG is so fucking goat even despite its problems.
>>216040032At least we'll get lots of chudtube grifters doing funni reaction videos
>fans of an already very woke show worried it will be made woke never heard of a more ridiculous thing
>>216034686Please no. It's going to be so fucking shit and kill the IP forever.
>>216040650>and that annoying jewEli?
>>216040274>Star Trek had a bunch of women focused episodes to keep moms and wives interested.If by women centric you mean women's issues centric then Stargate did that too. It was episode 2/3 depending on how you count them and it's universally considered the worst single episode in the entire run. Even by the women who watched stargate. Would you believe who wrote it?
>>216035931>the nigger is a 200% niggerYou'll never get anything like this again >yo wonderbread Lmao
>>216040274>women focused episodesif by that you mean women-baiting eps?not needed, RDJ was literal woman catnip back then
>187 repliesdisappointingno the AI slop version doesn't count
Finally
>>216040988because this is the fucking mourning threadnothing whatso-fukn-ever to celebrate!>>216040032>>but it's set in modern day so we want the modern audiencethe actual showrunner WILL make sure of that
>>216037538Wtf when did this happen?
>>216040819So very woke that in the left-leaning entertainment forum i lurk they're eagerly looking forward to all the straight male appealing elements of previous shows to get cut. And they're right, that's exactly what will happen.
>>216040988gooold?
>>216041058over a decade ago, not surejust that it failed utterly and pitifully
>>216039970Of course they couldn't make something cool like a very far future human civilisation post stargate society
>>216039114>trying to converse with one of the perpetually online malcontentsjust let it go anon. only monkeys and jeets fling poo.
>>216041065they look forward to that cause they think its funny to watch you crash out you moron
Should be Stargate Infinity live action.
>david hewlet has not even commented about it yet welp i guess we know rather or not mckay is coming back
>>216041251Spin that shit
>>216035355Already confirmed it's not a reboot. They're also being very coy about questions of returning cast so we'll probably get at least a few cameos. It's being driven by three of the guys - Gero, Wright, Mallozzi - who worked on SG-1 and Atlantis - and they've been trying to get this shit off the ground as a fan-pleaser sequel for years but apparently have only been able to get Amazon to agree in the last 18 months. Now I'm not going to get hype because it is still Amazon and it is still Current Year, but to me that suggests the commissioning team at Amazon have either changed or at least changed their approach recently, so maybe Lawd Dem Rangz shitting itself so hard its tongue came out the prolapse has had an impact afterall.It's not like Stargate was ever some super rightwing Chud show anyway(by the standards of the time, or by the sane standards of today), so it's not like creating a vaguely authentic feeling show would be *that* much of a departure from modern practice. Honestly the real worry is the quality of the stories; wokery's impact on the actual content of shows might finally be beginning to wane, but the real problem are all the DEI hires who've crowded out the talent in the industry(because they were hardly going to stop bringing in nepos, so the only people they could sack were the competent ones hired on merit), and I'm not convinced there are enough good writers left to handle a show like Stargate. Christ I hope it's at least vaguely episodic as well, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking tired of 6-10 episode serialised Prestige Drama.
>>216041417m more sick of it then you are a lot of shows simply dont work in that format
>>216035048>And no MacGuyver? anon he too old now
>>216040333>the girl was hotshe has an aznude pagelittle firecracker
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>>216040910I guess, yeah. Whatever his name was.Only real things I remember of that show is Titty McJuggs, and thinking Elyse Levesque was extraordinarily beautiful.
>new stargate based in today's worldThis is the Aschen timeline where everything's going to shit, right? It's gonna be bad, I can feel it
what the FUCK was his problem
>>216037308>When you don't need to airbrush the illusion of tits
Will there be sexy goods?
>>216036189>uniform lit on high dynamic range digital camerasWhat's the reason for this
>>216036805All I remember is Sam Carter missing out on getting together with O'Neil because he already had a gfI think there was time travel too
bring her back
>>216042321Having a wider exposure window available means they can neutrally light everything then if they want to make huge changes to the look of the shot after the fact, all the information is there, and they can paint in shadows or highlights or change just about anything about how the shot appears to be lit in post. In theory you could do some really cool stuff with that but in practice you just get low contrast soft flat lit boring bullshit that's visually indistinct.
>>216041417The story was pretty wrapped up - and you cannot inject new stories easily without causing the fan bois to go epic at you.They'd be better off just inventing a totally new IP - there's lots out there - and committing to 2 seasons so the actors finally get a feel for the role - look at STTNG - half of Season 1 was all over the place until they got it - then it was (80%) fantastic - and 7 Seasons which still get airplay today.SG Universe was a trope of a shit-show, too much drama, excessively complex story, muh feelings, girl-bossing to the max. Even when they tried injecting a multi-episode storyline (the aliens) it didn't mesh and just added more blocks to the rope around the show's legs already. Honestly, the SG galaxy is done, leave it alone. If they push more, then it's going to sour those who still invest time to watch the replays on the air.Here's an idea - the 'Ready Player One' - you have hundreds of worlds - millions (if not billions) of players. You could make a multi-arch story, 4 sets of people, each one with their own season, and begin to bring them together once the main character cracks the first key.BOOM. Now you just need to make it believable and good characters that viewers learn who they are through their experiences and not because they tell you their feelings constantly - you know - like REAL stories do??People used to watch TV to escape the real world. Now we avoid both because they're the same. There's opportunity to bring millions of people back, if you just do the right thing and avoid crap like The Rings of Power and Wheel Of Time BS, cringy AF
>>216038677what i dont get about remaking/continuing SG1 is that everything about soft disclosure hard disclosure meta has already happened, so where would they go story wise? hated Atlantis Universe and that horrid prequel for that reason alone
>>216042333She's a shit actress. Just watch porn. Don't ruin shows because of tits
>>216040212I never heard of this series, will check it out but can already tell there some soft disclosure happening.
>>216034686After they ruin this they are going for Farscape and Babylon 5.
THEY'RE GOING TO BUTCHER ITLEAVE MY IP IN PEACE
>>216040032buddy that is standard marketing speak, literally every sequel series is presented as "for the fans while garnering a new audience" and basic shit like that
>>216034686amazon has never made a good or even passable show.
I like that they announced with the nerds who ran the fan sites for decades instead of making some generic announcement. I'm worried that it'll be shit tho
>>216041604At least he isn't fat anymore
>>216034686cant wait to watch 6 episodes every 3 years.
>>216038373this. before the big science fiction crash on tv, the shows were mostly unwatchable soap operas for women. BSG was a notorious offender. So was atlantis, desu.
>>216043024happy for him more surprised by the fact his one and only sprog is now all grown up, maybe she could be cast?
>>216042538Nobody in the tv business now has the knowledge or talent to do any of this.
>>216040650>I forget literally everything else about that useless show.the ending of universe is they get attacked by ayylmaos, they win, but the ship is damaged with its energy severly depleted. They come up with a plan to have the ship glide to the next universe so it can refuel and to keep everyone alive they all go into sleepytime. But gosh there just isnt enough power for everyone so eli stays awake trying to bigbrain science his way into making the power last long enough for them to survive the big sleep between galaxies until the next refueling point. [the end]But then the (true) ending was released later in a comic book mini-series where eli finds MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD Human form ANCIENTS who were alseep ALL THIS TIME on an unexplored section of the ship. he wakes them up, some shenanigans happen, and then they fix everything. The end.
FUCK OFF. LEAVE STAR GATE ALONE YOU FUCKING GRAVE ROBBERS
>>216034686It was lightning in a bottle. It'll never happen again.
>>216035506>>216035332>OriginsWait what? There was already a new Star Gate? How was it?
>>216043521How do you think?
>>216043462
>>216036847I, for one, want a full season of "Jeff in space."
>>216036344>Teal'c get ipad
As long as they give my nigga Jonas some love, it might be ok
>>216044597It'd be funny if they did remake a show to actually take advantage of unplanned story beats from the original.
>>216035332>OriginsTalentless female hire director who knew nothing about Stargate.Fun fact: Someone on Hotwheels' 8 went to school with the director and posted the year book photo of her. Basically: She slept around for good grades.
>>216042538You know they wrote like, 10 novels carrying on the story already right? All in classic pulpy style, no Universe-style drudgery. Sure they were mostly focused on Atlantis, but there are plenty of ways they could carry on Stargate as a story even in our home galaxy. >a mysterious plague that turns out to be the same one that wiped out the Ancients but slightly different is killing humans with Ancient genetic potential, can they find a cure? War it weaponised? If so by whom?>The Ori are defeated and the magic box brainwashed all the priors, but what about the lay followers - if every Christian priest on the planet started giving sermons saying God isn't real and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude would all the faithful just shrug and say welp, better start worshipping Ol' Forktail? Of course not. Plus the Ori/Ancient home galaxy is there to explore.>Atlantis returns to Pegasus with a bit of handwaving to make sure that retarded Wormhole Drive doesn't appear again, and the Vanir decide to shit up the place - basically the book plot. But maybe take it further - the Vanir decide they're the true heirs of the Asgard and they're not letting Earth keep our grubby little ape-paws on the Asgard Library, now we have to fight basically the guys the Goa'uld were pant-shittingly afraid of.>Earth wants to make a Galactic UN, but have to deal with the remnants of the Lucien Alliance(suitably reduced to just nuisance crooks rather than trying to pretend their a proper galactic threat like latter episodes of the old shows did), Jaffa being standard issue Muh Honorubru dipshits again, hell you could make it topical and have a huge wave of Ori peasant refugees who want to come to our galaxy and have cool scifi shit and food that isn't boiled rather than faffing about in their home galaxy for hundreds of years while they catch up, which complicates the situation as all the different factions react to it. Then OOPSIE POOPSIE, the Stargate Program is leaked.
>>216045394And that's the head-top ramblings of some retard on a forum. I'm pretty sure actual writers - assuming they get good ones - could do better.
>>216040988GOOLD?
Make the Jaffa look like this and I will watch.
>>216045470I'd let that Jaffa Kree, if you know what I'm sayin'
>>216037595Her cleavage is entirely shading via makeup. Gigi Edgely has almost no tits.
>>216042129
>>216034701I mean>blindspot creatorI liked the show and Jaimie was hot, but yeah, no hope for Stargate now.
>>216039294Wait what happened to Babylon V
>>216036656TRETONIN IS TURNING THE JAFFA GAY
>>216045470>Too much skin! Stop objectifying women!>Wears a bra, stop oppressing women!You can't make this shit up.
>>216035332Well it's the guy that did Atlantis, the entire writer and production team is SG1/Atlantis. They haven't made any Woke shows after working on SG>Martin GeroThe L.A. Complex (2012)Dark Matter (2015)Blindspot (2015–2020)Deception (2018)Connecting (2020)Kung Fu (2021)Keep Breathing (2022)Quantum Leap (2022–2024)>Brad WrightTravelers 2016–2018 >Joseph Mallozzi In 2012, he co-created the comic book Dark Matter with Paul Mullie. The comic book has been made into a TV series (Dark Matter) with Mallozzi and Mullie co-writing. Pre production on this Prodigy Pictures Inc series started in Canada and aired on Jun 12, 2015.[8][9] In February 2020, Utopia Falls, which he co-produced with R.T. Thorne, premiered on streaming service Hulu; the show did not renew for a second season.[10] As of 2021, Mallozzi is set to adapt The Powder Mage trilogy to television.>Joby Harold / Tory TunnellJohn Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum AtlasNovocaineMonarch: Legacy of MonstersKing Arthur: Legend of the SwordSo far it very surprisingly has almost no woke stink. There is some but considering the state of Hollywood we're incredibly lucky. It's not a reboot. Theres also Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin but they also didn't go down the woke road in any of their latest stuff.
>>216042838They should do those 2 series tho.
>>216045720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhYOOmkehIoOh and the official announcement was made by Gateworld and Dail the Gate. Thats like absolute OG people that stuck with it for 25 years. So thats at least a signal they want to actually peak to fans and not "the modern audience"
>>216042838Isn't Babylon V getting a reboot after that shit animated movie
>>216034686>What if thing you like but ugly brown dykesOh goodie
>>216045801>So thats at least a signal they want to actually peak to fans and not "the modern audience"Anon, we've all been burned so many times before.
>>216041417I am now going to tell you some stats. One SG-1 or Atlantis Episode was about 1.5 million dollars on average.Wheel of Time - 260 MillionRings of Power 700 mil to 1 billionFor the amount of money they spent on these two we could ONE THOUSAND EPISODES of Stargate SG-1 or Atlantis.Fuck Amazon to infinity and back.
>>216045872>One SG-1 or Atlantis Episode was about 1.5 million dollars on average.The later seasons of both cost far more than that.
>>216045870I fucking know. I wanted to blow my brains out on Star Wars, Star Trek, Star Trek Again, Star Trek AGAIN, Star Trek AGAAAIN Picard S3 was decent I guess, Dr. Who, The Twilight Zone.Quantum Leap was actually good but most people dropped it by the time it got good and then it was axed. But it has to stop somewhere. The woke retards have bleed all the fucking studios dry. EA sold out to Saudi Arabia, MGM sold out to Amazon, Warrner Bros is getting also bought by Saudi Arabia. The entire current system is in collapse, most don't see a way out and are simply selling off everything. This shit needs to restart again. Fucking anime is outselling movies and the fucking Hollywood reporter is in such a bubble they're calling Kimetsu no Yaiba a "Sleeper hit" it made like 110 million in 5 days in China. Will probably do global 1 billion on a $20 million budget.
>>216045945Oh and that mega cuck Alex Kurtzman is finished it seems. May he suffer the worst fucking shit in the universe. I hope hes in the Epstein files or something.
>>216045945>Picard S3 was decent I guessNo it wasn'tIt was as bad as the TNG movies
>Carter now the SGC's general >Closure for Atlantis and SGU>New unique baddie >Pepper in some comfy "new planet of the week" episodes>Light hearted humor where appropriateThat's all they need to do and it will be kino
>>216034686Oh, they've ruined a ton of other franchises, so now they're coming for Stargate again. I hope this attempt fails as well.
>>216045974We're on a bar so fucking low down bro TNG movies are good.
Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUcZifFLQE
>>216035506No matter how low you set your expectations, they WILL find a way to surprise you.
>>216035931>flip phoneIt's STILL funny
>>216040237People change as they get older. The guys who made SG-1 don't actually exist anymore, there are only people with familiar names, but completely new ideas and outlooks.
>not a rebooti lost interest already
>>216046380>People change as they get older. The guys who made SG-1 don't actually exist anymore, there are only people with familiar names, but completely new ideas and outlooks.I don't get why some people think that a show having a few token creators or producers will capture the feel of something. Nothing will replicate the old process. The whole industry has moved on from it. And heck, there are plenty of shows where old creators made new things worse.
no whynoNO
Furlings will be the bad guys
>>216046442It was for certain a product of its time, it cannot be resurrected, and really everyone should have figured this one out after SGU went all in on trying to copy Battlestar Galactica.
>>216046380>>216046442For 15 years Hollywood jewfaggots have given over some of the biggest and most beloved IPs to total fucking hacks that never cared or had even seen any of the IP they worked on. This was an industry wide trend. You didn't read the comic? You're hired. You didn't watch Star Trek you liked Star Wars more? You're hired. You made some tiny indy movie and don't care about this IP welcome aboard. We've seen that even with a uncooperative woke writer team, a cocsucking production company and Girlboss Executive, Henry Cavill managed to fucking bend in shape the Witch by sheer fucking will of LORE ACCURACY. Now imagine if the entire fucking cast is like that?At worst you'll get a good show. At best you'll get peak cinema never seen in the last 25 years.
>>216046619Only this won't have an entire studio of Henry Cavills working on it, will it? It won't even have one single Henry Cavill.
>>216046646The literal creators of the Movie teamed up with the TV show creators and writers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3h7xz558EYYou can bet your ass Roland Emmerich has been masturbating to new concepts of how to portray the gate opening.
>>216046704Roland Emmerich is on record saying he doesn't care for SG-1 or what happened in the show. He only cares for his movie.
>>216046704Again though, people change as they get older, they stop being the people they were before and become, effectively, new people. These are NOT the guys who made the movie and SG1.
>>216046619>Henry Cavill managed to fucking bend in shape the Witch by sheer fucking will of LORE ACCURACY.The Witcher was a fucking awful show despite Cavill trying his hardest.
>>216044781Post the pic.
>>216034686Who cares?No tits.No men.No adventure.Amazon can't into any of that.It's worthless.
>>216045518>Her cleavage is entirely shading via makeup. Gigi Edgely has almost no tits.My mother loves me and thus i have no mommy issues to solve with big titted mammys.For real i like tits but i kinda interested in aesthetic shape and fiting with the body rather than size. And frankly, at some point, too latge size makes them very ugly. Basically, Gigi is quite sexy with her tits, they seem to suit her.
>>216035332>How did Origins come to be, why was it so awful, and why should we think this will be good?Stargate was essentially over at this point. Stargate Origins was a webisode show, literally ten episodes of around ten minutes released for the 20th anniversay of SG-1. Later they edited it together into a movie. It was made on a shoestring budget. If anything it was either: just a stupid web miniseries anniversary thing or just something to probe the waters for a backdoor pilot or new Stargate series.For some reason people get the impression it was a serious attempt at making new Stargate content.
>>216046776Well I did say bend in shape not make amazing.We've seen what happened the moment he left.
ENTER
>>216034686>Amazonliterally going to be indistinguishable from the episode 100 Wormhole X-Treme! parody
>>216046991Bend it how? Season 1 was still garbage and massively focused on everyone but him. With stupid things like the different things taking place at different times, which added nothing. It was always pretty fucking shit.>>216047002>Supreme Commander.
>>216047024>Supreme CommanderIt is fucking amazing how a clip show bottle episode managed to be fucking based.
>>216047018if they were smart they would just say fuck it and make a wormhole x-treme show set in the stargate universe. like studio 60 under cheyenne mountain.
>>216046156>New unique baddieNo, don't do this. All you ever needed was the Goa'uld as an allegory for space jews.
>>216039106Jesus fuck you morons don’t even pay any attention, do you? The plan was to make the vaccine safe and give it to literally every human in the galaxy. In the short run, sure, the Wraith would try and kill the humans, but they’d starve really quick and be done for forever if it had worked. They literally tell you on the show.
>>216047024He held the plot together on him. The moment he left all the women became girlbosses and took over the series and Ciri became Jesus and joined a fucking queer diverse criminal gang
>>216045974>get rid of Alison Pill>bring back TNG cast to fanservice fanboisI'm out.
>>216046978I dunno what Stargate Origins is actually like... bad, it sounds... but the idea of a Stargate series set in the 30s or so, with a Pulp Adventure theme, is a pretty interesting one. If anything it feels more apt, where pulps were all about adventuring, ancient temples, and Weird shit.>>216037595Chiana is like having a horny cat you can fuck. It's not about the tits.
>>216047089But it was pretty bad from season 1. That's all I am sayin', I mean season 1 focused a bunch on Ciri running around doing fuck all, taking a bunch of time away from actually important stuff. I'm not shitting on Henry here, I am just saying that he didn't have the influence you seem to think he did, because the show was meh from day 1.
>>216034686Ah yes, a new woke as fuck embezzlement scheme where it will """cost""" $129 million per episode and the crew will be forced to construct props of cardboard that will have 3 episodes per "season", take 2 years to film between "seasons" and get cancelled after the second "season".TV these days is so blessed!
Hope they bring back Todd
>>216047122I mean I'm not gonna pretend it even remotely did justice to the Game or Novels. But it went visibly and horribly downhill after he left. But it was on a down hill trends from day 1 I'll agree with you on that.
>>216047130>you will never see a todd-baal duo episode in the vein of adria-baalFuck it all, fuck
>>216047108It is a cheapo webseries, Indiana Jones inspired, adventure.https://youtu.be/K-TkTs1ty0g
>>216036930You'd cry too with that do.
wait they dont have a cast, set, or even plot? this shit aint coming out until 2030.
It's gonna be interesting where Earth is at, have they disclosed the stargate? Or is it all still secret and Earth is still on the same timeline as our Earth covid and all
>>216042239What was the Ancients' problem?>Um sorry, but you can't use Ancient powers for good>There's an ancient sitting over their smugly just fucking shit up>That's allowed>What the fuck? Why?>You're banished from Ancienting
>>216034701hrmm? amazon are certified kinomeisters
>>216045524True fact: they were originally called the "Ashken". They changed it mid-production for "reasons" and dubbed out the characters pronouncing it like that, which makes their talking look strange.Hmmm....
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>>216047346
>>216047299Ancients were Prime Directive type faggots.>We can't interfere!!>Apart from all that crap we left behind lol.
>>216047330maybe on planet retard
they're going to be influenced by the picard series arent they
>>216047378They were shitlibs. The purpose of neoliberalism is to convince goyim that fighting back against evil is bad for some reason, so we have to allow the wicked to inherit the Earth. You see this in EVERYTHING in the (((west))). Not only is pedowood propaganda full of it, but our entire political and religious systems run on the bullshit. "Turn the other cheek", "When they go low, we go high!" All shitlibbery is just jewish brainboxing.
>>216047378Let's talk about the real stuff. What possible gun can they use these days? To be as iconic?KRISS Vector seems like the best option honestly.
>>216047467https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbqTINMgPCwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHT8IVCXE7I
>>216047486That looks gay as all hell.
>>216041604Jeetguyver knows how to board in style.
>>216047505So did the P90 back in the day. Compared to an Assault rifle or even the MP5.
>>216047378>here take these gunsIt was more along the lines of "bury your gate"
>>216040237Meaning we’re not gonna see the same faces again. Only new ones — probably SG2 or SG3. Only niggas, pajeets, and gooks.
>>216041604Hes just faking it to skip the queue.
>>216047592Initially, sure.
>>216041604Daniel Jackson WON
>>216047614Then it was hello it's the USS George Hammond prepare to get fucked.
>>216047634>Got to bang Sha're IRL and had a daughter>Then got bang hot season 9 doctor and had two more kids
>>216047644If anything can be said for Atlantis, it's that it had some great starship bits. They really liked pitting the daedalus class ships against wraith hive ships.
>>216036656This Jaffa lookin' KREE, this Jaffa lookin' SHOL'VA, he's got naquadah in his tank, he's light through the gate, he's a lil bit spicy, he plays for the Tau'ri, he dances at the other end of the Ha'tak, this Jaffa stoic, this Jaffa good with the Asgard, this Jaffa gonna coordinate yo Tel'tak wit you ground team and that mission gonna work good! This Jaffa lifts his helmet, this Jaffa on the DHD, this Jaffa be a Tretonin trader, this Jaffa gardens, this Jaffa packs C4, he's a friend of O'Neill, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to laugh, he's of the SG-1 brotherhood, he indulges in the human vice, he has an antipathetic Goa'uld instinct, he's fluent in culture, he's a refugee from Chulak, he's on the wrong ship, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's one of them if you catch my drift.
>>216047706>this Jaffa gardens, this Jaffa packs C4Lol'd
>>216047706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbqtF91IE1k
Wowee can't wait for the hip new stargate filled with niggers gays and trannies
>>216037092You know many jaffa were white and even gasp asian
>>216047904Some where even orange...
Kree should never have been explained
Don't do them dirty
>>216047920Anon Kree!
>>216037170What's the difference?
>>216039064Spreading tha to all Pegasus humans would defeat the wraith unironically
>>216039584There was, they have a wormhole open to a blackhole on their capital LOL
>>216040032>lets announce our new show in a zoom meetingFuckwits
>>216048037They basically have no trailer or information at this point. So there is nothing wrong announcing it via a fan site. Since all that they would be doing otherwise is giving a headline to a bunch of outlets saying Stargate is coming back.
>>216039584I think there was a book sequel about them.
>>216039064>1 in 3It was a coin flip whether it would kill you or not
>>216042966Please don't tell me you posted this believing it's just a smokescreen and that nu-stargate will be le good ackshuallee. Standard marketing speak has been played straight for over a decade by now, when they say it's "for the fans while garnering a new audience", they mean it'll be full of memberberries for the fans while cramming it to capacity with modernity.
Joe Mallozzi posted a blog post about it.https://josephmallozzi.com/2025/11/19/stargate-returns/At the end he uses>Chevron Eight is locked!so it might end up being another Atlantis-style show.
>>216043462>Ancients>ever fixing anything
>>216047896Is this gooning image?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1763590555765251.mp4
>>216048411>>>/gif/29819384
>>216038817is the first chick a bodybuilder?
>>216038817Girl on the right is my claimed waifu
>>216048437
>>216048446>enemy that defeated the ancients>vulnerable to machine gunsThe wraith always sucked
>>216048464>The wraith always suckedSucked the life out of humans
>>216048501
>>216048516
Bake a new one when this dies
>>216048464>>enemy that defeated the ancients>>vulnerable to machine guns>The wraith always suckedArent the wraith just another classic trope of zerg/orks/niggers where their strategy is to overwhelm protoss/hobbits/humans with low quality mass?It wouldny matter much in grand scheme if they are vulnerable to bullets if you run out of bulleys.
Why doesn't the ancient database in atlantis have zpm building guide
>>216048608The Wraith never really worked. The Goa'uld had personality, shit talking System Lords. I personally think they should have made the Wraith like vampire lords, some over the top faggots, maybe it would be too similar to System Lords but whatever. The Wraith are the hive creatures, with a queen, with the numbers that overwhelm people and have bio ships. But it is all surface level and generic, with only a couple Wraith characters like Todd.They should have said that them producing all those numbers to defeat the Ancients is why they had to hibernate to wait for human populations to grow, that would sort of give them a "their own hubris fucked them up" because they purposefully did that to win and then got woken up early. On the one hand their tech is kinda shitty and vulnerable. But then you have Wraith scientists also overcome problems super easily like blocking Asgard beaming after one fight. They start off as one big hive then break up into civil wars since they were woken up early but eh.I dunno, they never worked for me.
