kramer get airbnb
>>216034801Apartment staff wagies will find the listing and evict you for doing this btw
>Jerry gets dick sucking lipsdidn't have that one on my modern seinfeld bingo
ok now this is epic
>Jerry everyone is getting BBL, I'm tired of getting left behind, I'm also getting BBL>next scene, George enters with huge ass, audience dies from laughter
>kramer does uber>first day>customer wants to get a ride several states away>kramer refuses, customer says they’ll file a complaint and get his account banned>gets forced into doing country wide drive>gets to rest stop, customer gets out to use bathroom, Kramer marks the journey as complete and hightails it out of there
>>216034801>kramer on the epstein list, codename bubba
Beaver get ipad
>>216034801This guy did a terrible job of capturing their likenesses
>>216035097it's ai lmao
>GEORGE IS GETTIN' FATIGUED>here's to feelin' fatigued all the time>he's "fatigueworthy"
>>216034801heh
>>216034878>customer wants to get a ride several states away>kramer refusesUnrealistic.
>>216035145georgekramerelaine
>>216034801why is jerry garry shandling?
>>216035190agreethat's exactly the kind of thing he would do
>>216034829They're owners, dummy :^)
>>216035200they all look the same to me man
>>216034801>>216035097>This guy did a terrible job of capturing their likenessesYeah, why the fuck did he give Jerry huge lips?
>>216034801I dont get it. Where are the underage girlfriends and the nigger rants?
>>216034878>Jerry orders Uber>Kramer pulls up in Jerry's car
what's airbnb
>>216035586americans in retirement boinking n bucking
>>216035368And he made George a blob. Looks more like the fake George from the In Living Color skit
>>216035603>buckingformerly breaking
>>216035455>There's a show. That's a show.
>>216035169>D&D humourthere's a reason these people aren't popular
>>216034801>WHAT is the DEAL with streaming services??>I used to pay $7.00 for Netflix, but now I'm paying $50 for six different subscriptions!>It's like we've gone right back to cable!
>>216034834Those are flabby jew lips.George too looks like he jumped out of a third reich propaganda piece.
>>216035097yeah that George looks pretty badFamily Guy couldn't get George right eitherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smr6XanFNYg
>>216035074that's basically what the typewriter episode was
>>216035169eh!
>>216036081Kek yeah the MacFarlene style in general is hit or miss with capturing real people's likeness. Bullocks design doesn't really register as Patrick Stewart for example
>>216035455I've never in my life watched Seinfeld and never will, but this post made me chuckle.
>>216036563maybe you should watch it then because that's Seinfeld's comedy
>>216036563You are the most idiotic retard in the history of retards including subsaharan neggers
>>216035455>Jerry leaves town for a comedy show>George starts doing uber out of spite after getting ripped off by a taxi>Elaine takes ubers but uses the star system to rate their looks instead of driving experience>Kramer starts working for that taxi company (using Jerry's car, painted lime green) to stick up for small businesses>George continues to get ripped off by people not tipping>Elaine only gives out 2s and 3s, goes out with the one guy she gives a 5 to but the date goes badly and he gives her a 1>Kramer has a hard timer finding customers and eventually starts quietly using uber to pick up customers>Elaine gets the entire uber driving population in Manhattan deactivated with her low ratings, leaving Kramer and George as the only active drivers>her own low rating mean Kramer and George responds the next time she needs a ride>they both crash into each other trying to pick her up>she sees the wreck and calls the taxi company instead>they see Kramer's lime green car and her talking with him, realize that he was using Uber on the side after George made a loud fuss; refuse to pick Elaine up>she gives George 1 star and no tip for his spergout, deactivating him>Kramer gets an uber ping from Jerry to pick him up from the airport, hops into Jerry's wrecked but still barely driveable car and drives off into the sunset
>>216034878I saw a video where a couple of russian guys attempted to ride a single taxi across the whole country and the dispatch kept ending the ride after a certain amount of hours and they had to keep calling them to resume it
>>216035169>brother dies>lose all motivation and just fade awayWas always a bummer. Guess it’s better than shafrillas who killed his brother and does not even seem to care
>Matlock is now a woman.>Magnum PI is now Hispanic.>Kojack is now black.I've lost count of tv show remakes.
>>216034801>Jerry has nigger lips episode
>>216036706Don't quit your day job
>>216034829You can easily afford any associated costs with eviction especially with the time needed to legally get you out, then move to a better place and rinse n repeat.
write her subplot and how it messes with someone else's subplot
>>216037217>Elaine dates man with freudian bimbo fetish>man's mother wants breast reduction surgery, while Laney wants breast augmentation surgery>they transplant the mom's breasts onto Elaine>man desolate after the finding out the news about his mother's reduction, goes to visit Elaine for massive milker consolation sex>Irecognizethosetitties.png>"yeah they were a donation from some old lady who wanted hers removed, can you believe that?">"m-mommy?">*laugh track and end credits*
>>216034829they let it slide because kramer is a cool guy
>>216035334They own the building?
>>216035169grim
>>216035455This is still the only “modern Seinfeld” that actually feels like it could be an episodeEvery other “modern Seinfeld” just feels like someone seething about something “new”
>>216035169This is truly shitty
>>2160373127/10 I would laugh
>>216035334Nah, it's specifically mentioned they all rent. >>216037359Apartment owners collectively own the building yes.
>>216036830Snoop Sisters are blackMcCLOUD is gay McMillian and wife are mixed Remington Steele is chink
>>216037358Kramer is intrepidly ugly.
