>irreparably damage your and your entire crew's careers because you got triggered by a random canadian boomer comedian's mid podcast
How come nobody is talking about world peace 2?
You really think this ruined his career? Pretty much everyone knows about the marky stuff and he's still popular after that.
>>216035657why didn't he just make the gorilla nest?
>>216035657>I AM NOT RAPED! I am not raped! I know he ambushed me! I knew Jews rape more! More than Christians. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot Damiel to laugh for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That heatlamp! Are you telling me that just happens to be in the studio like that? No! He orchestrated it! Harland! He mocked me! And they laughed! And I stayed! And I shouldn’t have. I flipped the table! I wrestled that senior citizen! What was I thinking? He’ll never get serious. He’ll never plug my show! Ever since he brought up meat loaf, always the same! Couldn’t keep away from those rape jokes! But not our Harland! Couldn’t be precious Harland! Markyposting in real life! And HE gets to be on Rogan? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
>>216035752>mfw
>>216035678I suspect everyone is still waiting on him build the fuck nest
>Please Harland...please come to my show...y..you liked my jokes about jews and rape? I got a lot more material like that, believe me! Will you come? Please...I beg you, Harland..
>>216035657Is that mother fucking Rocket Man?!I miss that guy
>>216035678>my face when extreme peace
>>216035657He can't keep sucking away with it!
Can you obsessed fags go back to kiwi farms
>>216035937>HARLAND WILLIAMS: You look like you suck tranny dicks.>SAM HYDE: Thank you.
>>216035657rent free
>>216035657He ruined his career like a decade ago.Been coasting along as a washed up father simulator for the terminally autistic ever since.
>>216035657>implying he didn't ruin his career a decade ago
>>216035657I liked him before it was cool. And now I don’t like him anymore.
>>216036032Sam sure takes a lot of pictures with gay feds
Where is Big Purple????
No one cares about any of this pedo's projects besides Fishtank
>daily cry about Sam Hyde thread
>>216035707People flipping over marky is the sign of a newfag. Marky has always added to Sam's mystique. The haters will mald about this like a woman scorned
>Edie Kershaw (male) has always added to Sam's mystique
>>216035657>recognizes harland clearly isnt sticking to what they discussed in their agreement to go on the show>instead of getting treated like a cuck he nukes harlands show>harland is so unbelievably butthurt he cuts out any plugs he asks sam to doWhat exactly did sam do wrong again? I’d never heard of this nigger until the show and then I was reminded his only claim to fame is being seen in the same room as Norm Macdonald
>>216035657it’s a shame Sam has such a big ego, like he can’t be made fun of in the slightest. he seems a cool dude otherwise, of course I’m basing that off his interests in cars, classic vidya and weight lifting.
WHERE THE FUCK IS FISHTANK SEASON FIVE????????????? IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS!!!!
>>216036177Vanished into the ether with Big Purple
>>216035657I bought Extreme Peace XL and stopped watching halfway through episode 3.
>>216036177didn’t the whole wigger staff get metooed or something?
>>216036161You seem upset Sam
report eceleb threads as off topic
I'm glad we all finally agreed to cancel this anti semite
>>216036208he failed so badly he is slowly releasing it all for free on youtube.
>>216036233Sam Hyde's mother is jewish everyone knows this
>goes on an improv show>does improv>”N-NOT LIKE THAT!!!”What did they mean by this?
>>216036161I'm sure it was all real in your mind.
>>216035657
>>216036217>>216036389>t. raped
>>216036453Write another wall of text consisting of wishful inferences, halfman.
>>216036161>>recognizes harland clearly isnt sticking to what they discussed in their agreement to go on the showDoes Sam give everyone a list of demands before coming on their podcast which includes things like "don't be funnier than me" and "don't feed me seed oil"?
Why didn't he just build the fucking nest???????
>>216036078
Why did Charls have to suck the dildo when its more appropriate for Sam to suck the dildo? Why is this even in EP?
>>216035657>the ghost himself still living rent free in /tv/trannies headsLmao
Nick Rochefort killed it on the Are You Garbage podcast a day or so ago talking about his life story, scrubbed through some comments and everybody says he’s funnier than Sam, caught some that said ”he deserves better”.People are tired of Sam bringing people down with him.
>>216035707the fact that people care about marky stuff so much is weird to me like cmon she was 16 not 10 or 12
>>216036740>parasocial retards talking like they personally know these peopleSuch a bunch of weirdos.
>>216036740Damn I'll have to watch that, I skipped it because i have mde fatigue
/tv/ is the only place that still brings this up lol. I haven't seen anything gorilla related on his YouTube or even in the reels that show up.
>>216036751It's a grey area but I don't like it because he was abusive, this wasn't some Romeo Juliet thing, it's abuse regardless of the age and worse because she's a minor, it's multiple felonies if anyone cared like if she had a dad, Fucking high school girls when you're 19-21 is a little different than when you're pushing 40.Anyway he's a fucking faggot even if he makes me laugh sometimes and I agree with some of his politics.
Sam probably makes 20k+ per month. Career is OVER
>>216035791Looks more like Bill Bailey than Sam
>>216036751She was 15 when it started and Sam making cp is still illegal at 16Shout our to Big Purple and the Edierockers
>>216036751He anally raped her and made a video bragging about it
>>216035657Almost everyone forgot about it after he refused to acknowledge it in anywayHis fans now dont care and have played it off as a bit that didnt go quite as planned at worst.
>>216036740Nick is the least funny but I guess he tries the most traditional style jokes, so most people say he's the funniest. His jokes always bomb and never gets a genuine laugh out of Sam. He'll do that fake laugh or say "oh my god that's so funny". Whenever Nick starts going off on some bit I'm ready to skip.
>>216035657Nobody even knew Harland had a podcast until Sam gave him some free content
Hey I want to see Sam Hyde suck more dick, when does Extreme Peace 2 come out?
>>216035657>taste of your own CUNNYLINGUIST medicineDeeply closeted German-English-Irish artist guy was comically slow on the take. Ironic how Peanut Arbuckle flipped the table while hanging himself in that episode Harland would've seen prior.
why isn't sam hyde in the pred-catching game? he'd be good on his toes and i think that stuff has a very wide spread audience. is it too extra-legal? does it typecast its stars? is the profit potential too low, is he just not interested
>>216036939nick funny cause hes the most chud nerd from the crew pretending to be normie
>>216036901>Picture posing next to a blood covered minor all while you're in your mid 30sSomeone needs to check his hard drives.
>>216037009He and frank hassle did that to an Indian pedophile years ago. That shit is too risky though
>>216036939Do you really need sam to laugh to let you know something is funny? Sam isnt fucking even paying attention half the time, and the other half he's always trying to think of something to say and often he has nothing because he isnt a good podcaster.Nick is just able to keep things moving and fucking give something instead of dead silence, and if sam was a better comedian he would be able to recognize the good kernal of an idea nick has even if he doesnt nail it the first time, and then be able to add something to it, but instead he just sits there and lets nick fucking do a one man show most of the time, its brutal. The podcast simply wouldnt work without nick.
>>216037009that would be weird cause he would have to catch himself first
>"Do you know what a goy is?">"Yeah its a Japanese fish that swims in a pond">everyone laughs, Sam SEETHESkino
>>216035678We did when it was airing. The general consensus is that the first episode (which was filmed years prior) fucking blows. The rest are mid tier. The worst sketches just have Sam and Nick, the better ones have Hayden, and the greatest have Charls involvement.
>>216037108The one show where he loses his voice and instead of not doing the show he just hoarsely whisper yells the entire time and it's super annoyingWhat a greedy kike he is
>>216035657In reality no one cares or remembers this incident outside of a few mentally ill spam posters on /tv/ and trannyfarms
>>216035707>popular among paypigsyea, fucking great
>>216035657You spamming this on /tv/ is the only time anyone is reminded this even happened.
Do you think Sam ever has a day where he doesn't have a meltdown and accuses someone of conspiring against himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSkMxCEwphE&feature=youtu.be
>>216035792Nick blacking out from 2nd hand embarassment, absolute kino
>>216037207>You spamming this on /tv/ is the only time anyone is reminded this even happened.You think about it every night before falling asleep and cry softly while muttering "da joos...da joos..."
Dude I just spat out my seed oil cookie
>>216036167Sam is an oldfag /btard turbonerd in a bloated jock body.
>>216037030this almost happened until Sam blamed it on a disgruntled ex and talked his way out of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnzRVD97KFI
>>216035657Hopefully Sam Hyde is walking past a building site and a brick falls off the roof and hits him in the head, cracking his skull and breaking his nose and he falls down screaming with blood spraying out everywhere while everyone points and laughs. He rapes kids btw.
>>216037353He should have Anthony Cumia on his show so they can talk about their mutual interests
>>216037353and this is what will happen to u soon
>>216037353>He rapes kids btwgood
>>216037424thats your room
>>216037446troon faggot projection
>>216037496Sam Hyde loves blowing troons
>multimillionaire>successful business and sketch comedy show>millions of fans>came back from being washed up and is now in a golden era>had sex with a 16 year old and got away with it because it's legalFace it, Sam Hyde won
>>216037378He got on Gavin's show thanks to me
Harland is the hero we need at this time of lazy personality driven podcasts and comedians.>exposed joe rogan as someone who doesnt understand comedy despite being a self proclaimed ambassador>went on kill tony and told the comics to write original material except edgy stuff and sucking cock jokes and at the same time killed david lucas's career>made sam hyde grovel at his feet to build a gorillas nest by easily deconstructing his shtick
>>216035657i used to be such a huge fan of this guy but he treats everyone he meets like shit and i can't stand him any more because any moral position he has is just bullshit and his e daddy routine is just a lie and most of it is just regurgitated EXACTLY from alex hormozi or stefan molyneux.
>>216036751Literally no one cares about it other than the discord server that raids 4chan with it occasionally
>>216035657You've been pretty butthurt about Sam Hyde ever since he came inside you.
>Face it, Sam Hyde got face fucked.
>>Face it, Sam Hyde got face fucked.
Has Christine Shinozuka been tested for HIV?
>>216037849we got a thread killer typing forbidden words here
>>216037810lmao is this kingofpol??
>>216036850>than when you're pushing 40… Do you think Sam has been perpetually in his late 30s? This Marky shit supposedly happened over a decade ago
>>216036751MDE's whole schtick now is "fuck pedowood. Everyone in Hollywood is a pedophile." So not only is Sam a pedo, he is a massive hypocrite. The cognitive dissonance you must have on the MDE crew, to say "fuck Hollyweird! uhhh Eric Wareheim fucks sixteen year old girls!" while knowing Sam did the same, that level of cognitive dissonance must be astronomical. No wonder the whole MDE crew is all on drugs and retarded.
>>216038664Sam Hyde got Edierocked in his mouth Jan 2013, this shit lingers like a bad STI from high risk homosexual behaviours
"eceleb" isn't a career.
>>216038700Christmas example
YOU SO CLAZY
>>216037810Of course Sam Hyde spammer looks like H3H3 if he had down’s syndrome. And is also obese to top it all off… and an AI furryfag. This is why the term Alog was coined
Hello?
>>216038755That guy was literally the biggest MDE fan until he hung out with the wiggers for a day, if anything he represents 2025 MDE fans.
>>216037810This dude's face gives me a new primal fear for some reason.
>>216037849>Has Christine Shinozuka been tested for HIV?Uh Sam?
I just hired a male babysitter for my gay jewish son
An HIV+ Christine Shinozuka just flew over my house
>>216039049cryokeen made it through school without committing a shooting, be nice
Is Cryokeen real or is he made up by Sam like "Channing"
>>216039573he's real but he probably has nothing to do with anything because Sam would be granting way too much agency over his life to a bisexual jewish man on disability
>>216036130>MystiqueYou are a homosexual
>>216039821it's le je ne sais quois de l'theatre faggot
>>216035657>BE A GOOD HUMAN>>216038888Hello!
>>216039913STOP UPSTAGING ME NICK I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH DID YOU JUST EAT A SEED OIL COOKIE?
After his cruel treatment of indigo starseeds Don Jolly and Jon Pelech it was all over.
>>216035657>mention gorillas>sam goes bananasyou can’t make this up
>>216035792>whenyoursongetstossedinawoodchipper.mp4
>>216040172>Don JollyThe liberal arts major 4chan booger boy sci-fi geek that drove a Prius and complained constantly about having low testosterone? He was kiiiiinda soi
>>216040325Not anymore, he's on tren and gear now
>>216040338Pics or gtfo
>>216040361sounds a lil parasocial bro
should've let MDE die and focused on fishtank properlyactually writting shit instead of letting fraud neptune make shit up as it goesthey come up with one idea and when it inevitably fails, they do fucking nothinga reality show like this needs a backup for a backup for a backup
>>216040382You didn’t post pics… so i gotta kindly but firmly ask you to GTFO
>>216040395Fishtank was a great idea tbhfam. Seemed like an engaging spin on a tired concept for terminally online zoomers. Too bad Jet is a fucked up drug addict and sex pest creep and ruined it all.
>>216035707>he's still popular after that.Sam Hyde hasn't been relevant in years. The podcast thing was just a last wet fart to close his coffin
I just threw out my Big Purple floor lamp
Is this guy even a comedian anymore? What are his jokes?
>>216036764t. Hyde Defense Force janny
Do you think Dr. Fred Hyde used to get drunk and beat Sam and call him a fucking faggot or was he a good dad?
>>216035724It's neat seeing a picture of me in a Sam Hyde thread. Makes me feel like I'm still famous. Anyway, go see Wicked Part 2 on Friday so hopefully we can have a thread about it.
>>216035657Look at him go
>>216041064Did you know Sam Hyde verifiably sucks dick too?
>>216035657>Irreparably damage>Literally no one but the five trannies on this board still talks about it
>>216035657>most viewer harland clip
>>216041064Worst contestant from the worst season, kill yourself kike.
>>216041092I know that there are rumors, but I'm unaware of anything being verified.
>>216041114Don't make me hurt you Sam
>>216041087I wish he hadn't chickened out.
>>216036819I also noticed that these threads are only being made when there is schizoposting on the MDE thread on /t/. This might literally just be one person.
>>216041064Fucking kill yourself you manchild faggot redditor.
>>216041149He got his ass man handled, literally what the fuck is Timmy gonna do?
>>216041199>redditorI hate Reddit. It's much too woke. But you got the digits, so I suppose I have to kill myself.
>>216035792poor nick kek
>>216035678No one even bothered to upload it to Pirate Bay. That's how you know no one cares. I'd never give those shysters a dime, but I was curious enough to watch an episode.
>>216035678Do they have to pay that million dollars back?
>>216041128Oh it's been verified. It's even been edified
>>216035792>that ptsd glare at 0:10Jesus.
>>216035678I saw some clips and it looked like a humiliation ritual he inflicted on the cast. I wouldn't mind if it was actually funny
sam dropped out of skankfest, nick was there though
>>216036161>>recognizes harland clearly isnt sticking to what they discussed in their agreement to go on the showIt's called banter
Edie example
you'd think being caught grooming and having sex with a minor would do damage to his image but it seems sam hyde's fans don't care that sam is a pedophile and child groomer
>>216043003theyre biomass
>>216037596pretty much thissam haters be seething
>>216043469how is your face/neck so bloated when you supposedly dont drink sam?
>>216043631was it the ketamine or ssri's that made you mindbroken over sam
>>216043713projecting much?
>people in this thread are farting poop out their assholes one way or the other over shmoolie hydenstainlel get a life. He’s not your father
>>216043955>>216044180i accept your concession
>>216035792everyone should listen to Nick on Are You Garbage. Fascinating stories, he's really fucking funny and given that opportunity was very interesting
>>216037596>legalillegal, ftfy
>>216044239you’re all retarded in this thread. I’m smart. The only concession you get is from the government
>>216044404Sam isn't sending his best.
I still don't understand any aspect of what happened on that podcast.I don't get Harlan's joke, I don't understand Sam's reaction to it
>>216035657What career?Lmao.Hasbeen?More like a neverwas,
>>216044492I’m not reading your wojak meme with a paragraph worth of meaningless words. I don’t understand the tribalist sam hyde /tv/ ape screeching
>>216044515>Harland keeps repeating "Tight and Ripe">It's an allusion to Sam talking about 16yo Marky "tight little piece" in Boston Ross>But is that what he's really referencing?>Sam literally goes bananas out of paranoia.
Remember that time Sam got with the /soc/ tranny? He has had to prove his alpha status since lol
>>216044572but what is "gorilla nest" supposed to mean?
>>216044614It means Sam is nothing more than a stupid gorilla. And Harland was right judging by Sam's reaction to the jab.
>>216036032I just don’t get it.>Get fired off adult swim>Proceed to donate $5,000 to the daily stormer>When asked for clarification or if that was really him or not, just give vague threatsEverything that happened to his career is his own fault. Gillis and other comics that have been cancelled recovered from much worse. Sam is just a unique type of idiot.
Jet and the other fags were the crack in the armor. I just thought to myself. "Wait. Why am I watching some unfunny crackheads associated with something I used to enjoy?" and that was that. I'll check in on a Sam video once and awhile but it's not like the good ol' days in 2013-2016 when I'd hit that notification bell. I even hoped he'd turn it around after being so obviously depressed for like 4 years from losing the show but I guess surrounding himself with wiggers is his way of coping.
>>216044389>>216044492>>216044572>>216044640Sam Hyde won. Keep seething
>>216044640But why did it tick him off so badly? it was like an MK ULTRA kill phrase
>>216035791>Better Call Saul referenceDaily reminder that Sam Hyde hates Breaking Bad because he saw a tiktok of the show that gave him the incel ick.
>>216036014>Been coasting along as a washed up father simulator for the terminally autistic ever since.He made an episode a few weeks ago saying he hates autistic people.
>>216044694>Gillis and other comics that have been cancelled recovered from much worseReally? I'm not as familiar with Gillis. Can you fill me in?
>>216035752he's literally trembling lol
>>216037596>>millions of fans
whats more pathetic is you creating these threads on tv for a literal decade
>some literally who washed up boomer VS a guy making youtube shorts shitting on indiansYeah, I'm going with Sam.
>>216039049Its very judaic
>>216046018If Sam can get completely wrecked by a literal who boomer what does that say about Sam?Gumroad, which Sam embraces and endorses, is an Indian company btw.
Is this the thread?I can't believe Jimmy snatched yet another crackwhore from the Fishtank roster – with rape allegations hanging over his bald head and all.Jincels... what happened there? Why did he fumble Angie so bad?
>>216035792>When you have to choose as side between a delicious SEED OIL cookie and your psychopathic boss
>>216041064if true please share inside details of sam hyde fish tank kikery
Im getting another glass of tea.
>>216035678Because it fucking sucks.
>>216037009Because most of the preds would be MDE fans and stoked to meet Sam
>>216037353>that picLmao
>>21603675130 year old men fucking girls in highschool isn't normal, it will never be normal, and if it was your daughter you wouldn't be okay with it
>>216047845He wants to relive the days he didnt have sitting at his desk with his head down.
>>216035678I watched episode 1 and didn't bother with the rest, it was dreadful.
>>216045861he made asian jokes and was kicked off of SNL (before his season was too begin) by that asian fagnow he shows up sometimes as a guest and is pretty famous on his own
>>216044730>1 fishbuck has been deposited into your accountsam sucks tranny cock lmao
Christmas example
>>216040325No, the indigo starseed and boat captain (iykyk) Don Jolly. Now apologise this instant for disrespecting the most important OG MDE member.
The reason Sam was trembling during the wrestling with Harland is because he has advanced cancer accelerated by his roid and hgh use and also he herniated a disk the moment he touched him.
>>216047921episode 1 was the worst by a good margin but the rest of the series was not great either. All in all it's like they maybe had 1 hour of good material but the series is 3 hours long. Pretty disappointing considering Sam was signaling that this is the only MDE project he's was taking really seriously and considered it his legacy.The game show sketches largely suck. Having Daddy Dom be like 1/3 the runtime of the entire series was totally wack. Bullying the extras was never funny in Extreme Peace. So many half-baked ideas that didn't go anywhere and most of the sketches were just way too long. Way too many sketches were rehashes or straight-up redos of WP sketches. It's astonishing how little material there was that actually seemed well-written ahead of filming and didn't rely on improv that ultimately fell flat like 80% of the time.Original WP was like 8/10 and EP is 5/10 at best so it feels like a huge worthless turd in comparison.
>>216041064Hey Judge, you were were my fave. I wish they could have finished your season. All the best, brother.
>>216048254
>>216048535Even stuff which had some decent writing, like the coffee sketch, was rendered disappointing because Sam couldn't be bother to take the stoagie out and actually act for five seconds.
>>216035791Kek
>>216044730you look raped
to be an mde fan in 2025 lmao