You have 45 second to eat za sushi. If you have not finish za sushi, you will be eliminated. You will never eat here again. You will be escorted by 5 samurai to za back chamber swimming pool where we keep za tuna and you must a swim 500 laps naked until you respect za sushi. Now serving za first a sushi, the timer will now begin. Good luck gentlemen. Prease do not disrespect zis tempuru.
