>party time?
>>216036432>Ray, life itself is a party. People come in uninvited, piss in your toilet tank and steal your valuables. And at the end the only one cleaning up is you.
>>216036432>You know they say it's called a party because we've all got a part to play on the warped stage some call life. Most people, they try to phone in a noise complaint, get the music shut off early, but me? I was always too busy leaving an upper decker in the master bath to notice that the shuffling on the dance floor had ceased. That was my problem, Ray, couldn't even hear the music stop...
>>216036483>>216036701Caspere knew this.
>lets go to the bar where the mid girl wails about how everything sucks again
>>216036483>>216036701>They say it's a dog eat dog world, Ray. And guess what? I'm the fucking Chinaman.
I mid week drank a couple strong Warkas (dark polish ale) because winter has arrived and watcha gon do?
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>>216036701>>216036483fucking golden. I don't know how you anons do it. These are consistently the highest effort threads on this board
>>216037871>watcha gon donot drugs, you fucking reprobate