Project Ligma is proceeding according to schedule, sir.
>>216036747Great but who's Steve Jobs?
What's ligma
>I can't make sense of Project Cipher, sir.
>tfw no one will listen to my concerns about the Cassandra Project
>>216036747English, doc
>>216036747>operation crust is a bust, sir
>>216036770NOOOOO YOU FOOOOL DON'T AAK NOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH
>>216036747>operation UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT has gone completely off the rails sir...>shut it down!>we cant sir... it's unstoppable
>>216036747>Phase 1 of Project Artemis is complete, Marshal, requesting clearance to commence Phase 2
>Get the president on the line.>Terrible news sir... Project SATAN has gone rogue.
>>216036770LIGMA DEEZ NUTS JOE MAMA
>>216036747I was told Project Ligma was shutdown in the '70s
>>216036770
>>216037850>Major Chad, Project SATAN is way above your pay grade.
>>216036747Very well. And Project Icarus?
>>216038402That was Project Sugma.
We already had this same thread with the exact same jokes like two days ago Fuck off samefag
>>216036747Aye, bee! See dees nuts!
>>216038513first week on /tv/?
>>216038513>Sir we are unable to reproduce project Incel!
The Sugondese guerrillas destroyed all the labs during Bush's presidency
>>216038513>Sir it's some kind of chain reaction it's out of control.>SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!
>>216038509There's no evidence of any of these projects in the records. Who authorized this?
>>216038378We don't need to bring anyones m9mma i to this.
>>216038693It goes all the way to the top. Not even the president's boss has access to those names.
>>216038443kitty is makin to OwO face.
>>216036770Heh...like moths to a flame
>>216038693Authorization came from Dr. Jergma
>>216038513>Sir, looks like the subject is aware of the cognitron loop effect. >Get General Thad on the line!
>>216038761>The President's BOSS??>cut to Benjamin Netanyahu
>>216038806Dr. Jergma passed away over two decades ago
>>216038761Turn in your clipboard,your employee ID AND YOU OTHER EMPLOYEE ID!
>>216038886>That's what we wanted the Soviets to believe back then.
>>216038531is it true that everything posted here gets meticulously planned on a discord channel?
>>216038886So the current Dr. Bergman is 3 kids standing on each other's shoulders wearing doctor clothes?Oh boy.
>>216038886That was his twin brother Dr. EatmaDr. Jergma is hiding on Siberia
>>216038926if that discord channel are the voices in my head then yes
>>216038890There's no point. Even discussing this has triggered the failsafe. Were both dead men doctor. The only question remaining is how are we going to go out?
>>216038955what is Siberia?
>>216038993nothing much
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