>Vito was.... blowing.....the security guard..
>>216038138>Pitching..? Not catching?
>>216038138SON OF A BITCH.
>>216038138>i dropped my cards in shock
whaddaya know, its bat night!
>>216038138Finn DeTrolio... my arch nemesis.
>>216038138I wish there was a recut version where tony dies every season, it's a good show but I can't stand that sausage filled pig snorting fuck
Big construction tycoon..
>>216038285i hate hearing his constant fat guy nose breathing
>>216038300Who knew when he said “greasing up the unions”, that’s what he meant…
>>216038138Catching, not pitching?
>>216038318Nobody cares what you hateHis snorting adds to the kino
greasy cocks and lubed up buttholesthat's what vito is all about
>>216038138> Greasing up the union.
>We can't have him up in our oval office no more>Oval office? He's gotta gooo
>no wonder we never got ticketed for parking in the loading zone
>>216038138Vito episodes were kino, I didn't like Phil killing him, but I will forgive it because he was hiding in a fucking closet to ambush him lmao.
>>216038138I wonder how he worded it in the first place to make them think Vito was the one getting head
>>216038285Paulie was way worse and he got away with everything
>>216038138>OP was...blowing...the jannie
>>216038138Bubba
>>216040444>He was having oral sex with the security guard.
James gandolf should have been cast ask micheal scott in the officeWould have been kino
>>216040416Vincent was in the closet and felt bad for killing Vito.>>216040445I really fucking hate him, he is the worst. Hypocrite fuck.
His name was Bubba? You're sure?
>>216038138>Donny was... blowing... Bubba...
>>216038138>>216038271>Vito was... a Jedi Knight?
>>216038138ooh!
I never understood why Vito was doing shit in public with random homos when he knew the risks of getting caught. Anyone could've exposed him. The only reason it was Finn is because his fat retarded ass decided to threaten him afterwards, as if that would do anything except force Finn to go to the others for protection. If he had said nothing or been nice to him about it he probably wouldn't have cared or told anybody, he was relatively kind hearted and wouldn't rat on someone for being caught doing gay shit or use it as leverage.
>>216040445Paulie's actor was apparently a douchebag off camera so they intentionally made his character as unlikable as possible.
>>216040705What evidence do you have of any of this bullshit, Chrissy?
>>216038138>There's pillow biters in the special forces
>>216040764He farted on Vito's cock once, swear on my mutha.
>>216038138theres no wat trump is a catcher
>>216040688The thrill of getting away with it enhanced the experience of other men fucking him in the mouth and asshole.
>>216040806Satanic scat magic. Real sick shit.
>fat>ugly>probably smells like shit mixed with marinara sauce>somehow gets younger dudes to fuck his butt on the regular
>>216040688He was actually aggressively coming on to Finn. The two tickets routine is what got the security guard in the car too.
>>216040888Quasimodo predicted it
>>216040688>I never understood why Vito was doing shit in public with random homos when he knew the risks of getting caught.Gays get off doing shit in public. They could have their own private home, apartment, or hotel room and they still insist on doing shit somewhere where they could get caught. Real degenerate shit.
>>216038138poor old Finn DeTrolio Myarchnemesis. I found him one of the most sympathetic characters in the show.
>>216040579>Hypocrite fuck.Literally everyone on the show is a hypocrite.
>>216038138I don't understand how anyone could ever find Vito attractive
>>216041134He dresses well and might smell nice. He's also much less retarded and friendly than most of the other gangsters.
Why didn't anybody get mad that these two sucked each others cocks?
>>216040893Gays will literally fuck anythingTheyre dementedIt's a mental illnessThere is no such thing as "standards" for gays dude
>>216040791>see a dude getting blown>instinctively open mouth as wide as possibleWoman moment
>>216041303>They'll wait til after supper for it. >thats their desert! Imagine
>>216038318I assume it was at least semi-intentional that Tony starts to sound like his own Jimmy Smash impression (though I don't know if that's just a consequence of James Gandolfini's coke habit)
>>216041553This was legitimately how Gandolfini breathed. I remember there was an interview or something, where this question was raised, and it baffled David Chase
>>216040893>2010 or 2011, I'm not sure>there was a gay gay at school (small town)>he wasn't normal gay, he was in your face gay>one day he appeared there in a victorian dress or whatever it's called (pic)>keep in mind it was a >2 m tall guy in one of those dresses>always saying something like "people, don't go to X place behind the bleachers because I'm going to fuck a guy there">one day they leaked a video of him>it was that 17yo gay guy with two black guys that pretty much looked like random football players from Cameroon>expelled from school>2019>that gay guy got a tourist pregnant and she did a huge scandal in town going around screaming and asking for him>she was ugly as fuck and, according to the people who know his family, said he was high on cocaineI think gay people have a fucked-up thing that puts their hormones through the roof, and they get extremely horny over anything sexual.
>>216041780I can get being extremely horny, but why the fuck are they so performative about it?
>>216041303You would know fag
Have you ever had a johnnycake?
>>216041795I wouldn't be surprised if it's the hormones too, like, trying to attract attention in the hope of having something sexual.
>>216041904>It was da hormonesIf you want I can get a note from my doctor
>>216041303well you oughta know sweetie!
>>216040893>younger dudessame reason some 17 year old thot would bang a greasy 55 year old man, money money money
Hey T, when he was talking about the “Big Beautiful Bill” who knew that’s what he meant?
The only guy with good taste was the rat from season 1big tits little feet
>>216040764On Imperioli's podcast they said that whenever he had to get somewhere, he'd make someone else drive, then crank up the car's heater (regardless of the weather outside) and chainsmoke while refusing to crack the windows because he didn't want to mess up his hair (which also reeked of various gels/products).Sort of admirable in a funny way, but I'm sure he was infuriating to be around. I've worked with a few older guys who are exactly like him.
>>216042354I mean the guy used to be an actual mobster. He probably developed one hell of an ego
>>216038138
>>216042032I knew that was coming!
>>216041795Are you claiming straights are never performatively horny?
Was he gay?
>>216041194They weren't made men
>>216038255top kek
The best way to watch The Sopranos?
>>216041194UP IN THE CLUB
>>216042570By starting at episode one and watching all the way through, sequentially, until the final episode
>>216041780At the university gym I went to when I was an undergraduate, there was this one long legged tweaker-scrawny old gay guy who was always on the rowing machine in shorts so short they exposed the leopard skin g-string he wore underneath. Avoiding him in the changeroom was an imperative.
>>216042570wine drunk
>>216042592>at swimming pool>go to the changing room>multiple naked old men speaking to each other without even trying to hide their wrinkly old cock and ballsEvery fucking time. Why do they insist on doing this?
>>216040791best way to watch the show is w these 2 lovely people
>>216042574UP IN THE TREE
>>216042453He wasn't gay. He simply compromised.
How come sometimes the nipples were censored with stars?
>He can't post on our image board anymore, that much I do know
>>216042453As he comes out of the closet you ask that.
>>216042759Are you so dumb you can't see that it's the other side of the sign if not another sign altogether?
>>216040688It all started with "Let us get married, why do you care about what we do in the bedroom?" and now we have men fisting each other in front of children on the street while trannies invade kindergartens to read comics about anal sex prep and race mixing.Give 'em an inch they'll take a mile.
>>216042783I liked Bobby as a character but apparently he ruined the podcast so I can't listen to it.
so was vito a part of this thing of ours at this point or was he a rando? did he know who chrissy was? i must know.
>>216042867The actor was originally just an extra in this scene but he was such a ginzo meatball that they brought him back as a cast member
>>216042783>"n...not in the face"
>>216042759One side faces Jersey,the other side New York
>>216042845not to mention the president blowing horses
>>216043030>le trump is le zoophileI'm so sick of you libshits trying to smear what is possibly the greatest president in the history of the United States as something he's not. I VOTED FOR THIS, STAY MAD
>>216043441>calls others mad while seethinglel
>>216043441Donica Trump Blew Bill Clinton and every late night comic he tried to get fired is goofing on him. His presidency is falling apart faster than his mental capacity and his political allies are abandoning him. All he has left to do is dream about the Bubba Ballroom that will never complete construction.
>>216042889same with phil and pat parisi
it was the blood pressure medication
>>216038255>Donald? What the FUUUUUCK?!
>>216043707Oh yeah I forgot about that, the whole twin thing was concocted because they liked him so muchThey were right, Patsy is a top tier character
Cricket?Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is, to understand cricket.
>>216042570is this an obscure reference to the lost a&e cut? i could've swore i caught it on TV one time and regret not paying more attention to it since no one seems to have saved it, but i don't doubt it's the same show, just shittier in every way
>>216043841It could be maybe. I just like getting VHS rips from myspleen with original commercials
>>216040791how low was that security guard's standards to get blown by a dude like that?
>>216043811The class is pain 101
>>216044082Vito is beautiful. Rubenesque
the coffee with the chickory
>>216043841>>216043867I legitimately liked "BLOODSUCKA" as their default insult over motherfucker. It just felt good. I watched the A&E version before school almost every day for a year, but only the first 20 minutes or so since my bus arrived then.
>>216044116Sunrise. romantic
>>216038255Too soon
>>216038138breakfast sausage?
>>216043747DONT SAY NOTHIN KASH
>>216042570Make some pasta, get some red wine and a cigar. Maybe wait until summer so you can have the window open. The tobacco really does sell the vibe.
>>216042438
Well we can’t have him in the White House, that much I know for sure
>>216043867original commercials? Wasn't the entire point of HBO that they didn't have adbreaks and they relied entirely on the premium cable fee?
>>216040445watch it anonny
>>216042032>>216042438
What was the best death scene in the show /tv/? For me it was Fat Dom
>>216044320I can't locate Finn Detrolio, my arch-nemesis, in this .webm.
>>216044082he's a high ranking mob guy, security guy probably had no choice
Honestly, the Johnny Cakes episodes don't get the cottagecore kino credit they deserve
>>216044351Tracee in University was the most brutal
>>216044362sorry baws, he was messing with the feng schwey so I took him out of the picture
I JUST GOTTA ICE THESE GUYS JAK!
>Vito Spatafore is a troon.>OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!>The fuck you say?>Some guys saw Vito coming out of a trannie sex change clinic, allegedly.
>>216044351philit's the weird anti-climatic and surreal tone that chase was going for in the finale that i like, done pretty well with phil>>216044383>cottagecore kino credit they deservehard to appreciate when vito's taking it in his fag ass
>>216044427But that's the best part! Im sorry, isn't everybody in this sub gay?
>>216042438>>216044320>knew it was coming>didn't prevent it
>>216044427Oh shit!
>>216044525>mobsters>not all sociopaths/psychopaths
>>216044525If I was there it wouldn't have gone down like that
>>216044379>LET ME BLOW YOU OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF>d-don't you mean you want me to blow you?>NO IM GOING TO SUCK YOU OFF YOU'RE GONNA EXPLODE IN MY MOUTH! GOT THAT?
>>216044218kek
>>216042233kek
>>216044768saved
>>216038318>Alri, but ya gotta get ova it.
>>216038398Indeed
