Admit it. You would have loved to stay here.
>>216039109Looks like a cruise ship room
>>216039109No, I wouldn't.
>>216039109I wouldn't want to stay in a room without windows
>>216039109Not really. And absolutely not for 5 grand a night.
>>216039109twi'lek escorts would convince me
>>216039109No id rather be somewhere nice with a beach view
Only if I can infinite free space cocktail in cantina, served by twi'lek, togruta, leia and shit roleplayingAnd if I can take any of those girls to my room, they should also never break the role
>>216039109 a Scandinavian prison?
would be cool until you see all the dei staff breaking immersion
>>216039109lolno, the room in the Ibis I stayed in for a few nights in Edinburgh during the Fringe Festival some years ago looked basically the same, and that was because it was cheap and shit.
>>216039235You get a PlayStation I’ve heard.
>>216039109For free and if I got the bed, yeah.
>>216039109It doesn't even look like anything outta fucking Star wars. I'd pay to drink in the Mos Eisley cantina with monster costumes and the Modal Nodes playing their one hit in the corner. This looks like some nerd tried to make an ST:TNG cabin in his garage
>>216039151Jenny escorts would be better.
I always thought alpha moonbase had kino interiors
>>216039109i would have yeadid they give you star wars clothes?
Australian COVID prison camps probably had better amenities and accomodations.
>>216039109Looks like a low quality original Xbox game interior.
>no one's called the cuck bunk yetIt's crazy how rich life is with opportunities if you show up
>>216039239>would be cool until you see all the dei staff breaking immersionthisfucking rodians remigration now
>>216039109I actually would have had the entire experience been Cloud City and not some kind of sequel thing. People focus on gay shit like the lack of a window, but the real reason it sucked ass is it didn't cater to the Star Wars people actually want to visit. Build a corner of Cloud City, Naboo, Coruscant, hell do Jabba's Palace. Nobody wants to go to Jakku or whatever world it was, I can't even name it. I want to buy a Princess Leia/Queen Amidala escort package and have them eat each other's asses in a Cloud City suite, and I would have paid serious money to do it, I have zero interest in sequel aliens and "first order" shit and so on. That one attractive Park Rey whispering who knows what to the kids was basically the only thing they had going for it.
>>216039109>no windows>3000 a night for a room that smallNope. I like Star Wars but not nearly that much.
What went wrong with Disney World?
>>216040745jews
>>216039109>stealth jenny thread
