Imagine this bad boy in your man cave
>>216039165Stuff like this will be embarrassing once we get video wallpapers
>>216039165Pretty lame
>>216039165Shit like this is just gaudy to me.Great engineering and I was impressed that the screen was still seamless when unfolded but unnecessary. Plus uneconomical when it takes 5 minds to be ready to watch something on it.My old philosophy on tech is that the more simple it is, the less chance that it will have issues and TVs are a perfect example of that. more shit in it, more components, more chance of something failing.
>>216039165I was more excited when I thought it was a giant stapler. It’s just a big tv, who cares.
>all those mechanicsenjoy your repair bill when that shit starts to rust in 3 years when its exterior and someone fails to cover it or have enough airflow for the cover to let out moisture and internal, well thats just fucking stupid, might as well spend 100k to remodel a ceiling or floor or wall to have a TV slide out from a cavityid love to see who the fuck pays these engineers to make products no one but 1-3 rich people will buy, if any
>>216039165>new tech comes out>now your 400k tv is obsolete
>>216039165Just get a tri laser projector.
>>216039165>still only 2 hdmi ports
>>216039261>make products no one but 1-3 rich people will buy, if anyThey will be built to order of course and the 400k pricetag is not for parts and labour, ifs for the unique design , meaning low supply they can charge wtf they want.You only have to see the arabs and their vids of their own faggy shit and you just know they will sell a good couple of 100 of these.
>>216039165Imagine taking a women home and making her wait for this TV to come out and unfold then you hook up the HDMI cable from your laptop and watch some low quality torrented cam rips.
Imagine some kid playing next to that thing and some guess decides to open, killing the kid and parents suing you
>>216039165It would literally be cheaper to buy a wall sized TV, and then pay to have impact resistant anti-reflective glass installed in front of the Tv, and then to pay an artist yo paint a custom mural on canvas, and then have the canvas mounted on a retractable scrolling system to hide the TV, than to purchase that folding TV.
>>216039187what ever happened to smartglass?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk146eGRUtI
>>216039274this happened every 10 days in the early 2000s
>>216039353you mean those kids parents owe you four hundred grand for fucking up your tv.
>>216039213Kek
>>216039165>Cool man cave bud, throw on the game>Sure thing dude>mechanical noises for 3min>perfect
>>216039165not only can you not use any of the space it occupies you now also can't use half the space again to the right as it slides over. genius minimalist design packaging!
>>216039165ignoring the fact that it will have an outdated display in 5 or so years,>have to install it in a room off center because of the retarded hinge design>process to open/close will take forever (see the sped up tv footage), so you will just leave it open/on the whole time, defeating the purpose>warranty/repair nightmare>what happens to the things you need to plug into said TV? do the cords move along with the mechanism, or hang off of it?retarded 0/10 would not take it for free
>>216039165I got bored just waiting for this thing to fucking deploy.If I wanted to watch something with friends and family, everyone would just say, "Screw it. Let's do something else."
>>216039750I'm sure someone dropping 400k on a tv cares about that
>>216039261The target market is obviously commercial not consumer but I can't think of a practical application where folding would be an advantage or even desirable.
>>216039165Oh so this is what it feels like to get the ick.
>>216039824>everyone would just say, "Screw it. Let's do something else."how's that any different from them watching your favorite kino and your trying to hold their attention by saying "no, wait, it gets good in a minute, just hold on it-" as they lose interest
>>216039820It comes with a third world slave that plugs the cables of your PS5 in the back for you every time it deploys.
>>216039255>it takes 5 minds to be ready to watch something on it.And they have the gall to call this the boob tube. Scoundrels.
>>216039165The novelty of having a folding TV like that is gone after the first week. The entire unfolding process is a long and tedious process that just makes watching TV an unnecessarily cumbersome action.
>>216039165With 400k I would stop working immediately and buy a small flat. Rich niggas spend it on retarded shit like this without blinking. It's not fucking fair.
>>216039321Kek
>>216039828Well it's just retarded. You save no space and you compromise on the technology. You're extolling the whole point of its being impressive are its own shortcomings?
>>216039925That's why noone will remember your twitter username.
>reposting redditsloptwo months ago, saying it was a reTARSded television gave me 800+upvotes :)
>>216039905But when it's folded down you can use it as a shelf, put things on it.
>>216039820>>what happens to the things you need to plug into said TV?Run a cable snake to a control box, plug peripherals into the control box.
>>216039959Wow that's as many as 800 nothings.
>>216039931The hell are you trying to say hereIt's just a cool novelty item for people with way too much money
>>216039967>embarass yourself by moving all the stuff off it like some underling before its geriatric unfurling exhibition begins
>>216039213C'MON TARS>tv takes over two minutes to unfoldC ' M O N T A R S
>>216039165Imagine one pixel out.
I'd rather buy a small home
>>216039967Great, now watching TV is even more clumsy and impractical because you have to remove all the stuff that sits on the TV before the entire unfolding process takes place.
>>216039165>takes almost a minute to deploy at 3x speedlmao
>>216039988Well generally the whole point with foldable tech and the stupid shit this is trying to leverage are there are some tangible benefits to the form factor but this literally has minus benefits, downsides you could say, compared to just a static screen of the very same size. It's an exhibition in absurdity to impress the most base of window lickers as I can see?
>>216039165i could have infinite money and i wouldn't want this
>>216039959imagine being proud of being liked by 800 incel freaks with blue hair
>>216040102redditors fuck
>>216039321Humorous synthesis
I’d rather watch an oled laptop screen than a giant led screen any day
>>216039259Thisgot all hyped up for nothing
>no one laughing about how it’s playing jeetshit
>>216039165This is the newer version of shitting on a canvas and selling it for $100k.
>>216040248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uSALZiz3Dw
>>216039165I hate the antichrist so fucking much
>>216040035One cool thing about MicroLED is that you can replace a panel since they're just tiled displays
God awful, honestly. Rather panel a wall with low-light screens for the illusion of outside.
The fuck is the point in a table that morphs into a tv if it's that expensive? It's a gimmick at best.
>>216039165It's always been funny to me that they use lower resolution televisions to try to advertise higher resolution televisions. If the tv in the ad looks so good, that means your tv is fine, you know
>>216039165Don't get me wrong that's cool and all but I just see so many parts and things that can go wrong on such an expensive toy.
>>216040356where is his frontal lobe?
>all these poorfags with no ability to put themselves into a rich persons shoesit says indoors and outdoorsthe use case is obviously to have it installed on your terrace/patio or your gardenyou need it to fold up so it doesn't ruin the view while not in use and so you don't have to have the help clean birdshit off of it before every viewingthe real travesty is it folding out into both directions, not only to the leftwhich makes the whole thing not centered, so it actually occupies a different sightline when folded up vs folded outthat plus it folding out in a way where the front of the screen does not align with the front of the supporthorrible designbut if we have something in abundance, it is rich people with no taste and aesthetic sense at all
>>216040356This is very very cool and all, but how much does it cost?>ONE GORIRRION DORRAOk, then you aren't selling them. Lower the price.>BUT CEO-SAN NEEDU MORE YACHTUOk, then you aren't selling them. The faggots at the top of your corporation make too much money. They can take a big pay cut so they only get to buy 3 mansions this year instead of 7, give the people actually making this insane tech higher salaries, and then lower the cost so I will buy it.
>>216039165Use-case for disguising my tv as a large metal box?
>>216040356This is much cooler than the OP. I could absolutely see this replacing traditional panels.
>>216039165400k for something that will have obvious lines between the panels, wowie
>>216039165afghanis will look at this and say jhell yes
>>216040356Is there anything preventing you doing this with LED?
>>216039165>not OLEDobsolete already
>>216040618It's very likely going to, MicroLED is superior to LCD in pretty much every conceivable metric.The only problem is, as usual, it costs too fucking much.
>>216039300jej
>>216039165>C-SNEEDWe live in an era where the technology is incredible, but the stuff its used for is the worst.
>>216040356>OoooOooo rith rasian teevee it breaks easiry sank you for meeting rith me
microled will never be for poors
>>216040698microled is superior to oled
>>216039165Image this video with No watermarking. I cant see
>quick turn on the tv
>>216039213Keep wishing, fuckface.
Imagine spending 400,000 dollars on a TV that takes over 30 seconds to turn on, meanwhile my 200 dollar tv takes 2 seconds
>>216041532yeah its retarded if youre that rich you could just recess ima giant tv into the wall and have some type of remote contraption to cover it up when not in use
>>216039165What is the purpose of the giant unfurling machine?
>>216039165I just bought two flatscreen NON-smart TVs for $200. Brand new, in the boxes. I'm set for life. Fuck IOT shit.
>>216039165>HURRY THE FUCK UP THE NUKES ARE DROPPING I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER IS AAAAAHHHHH
>$400,000
Think of what else you could do with that $400,000 instead of have a TV.
>>216039255It also serves no purpose, aside from being something expensive some retarded brown faggot with too much oil money can show off.
>>216039165I need this shit in my house
>>216039165Huh, might be the stupidest fucking thing I have ever see.
>>216041572Fire a minigun for 12 seconds
>>216041572Two $200,000 TVs
>>216039165*turns into a 400 000$ brick when the internet is down*
>>216039165My tv is super futuristic. I can turn it on in like 0.5 seconds instead of 40.
>>216041584I also need to shit in your house
im a simple man, i just want an easy to use tv that works and will play vidya at 4 in the morning while i eat cold pizza
>>216039255>My old philosophy on tech is that the more simple it is, the less chance that it will have issuesactually it's well known that the more complex a system is the more change it has at failure.https://youtu.be/HcXu4_K1tMQ?si=TLsP7MjeQ7hOfgwv&t=66
>>216039255That's why I don't want a car made after 2020
>>216041735Based cold pizza at 4am enjoyer.
>>216039165>filming from the side so you can't see the gaps between the screensfake news.>>216039261while i agree the product is retarded, make no mistake, whoever would actually buy this, would have gotten bored of it in 1yr and would have sold it on, donated it to some stupid museum, or simply junked it and gotten the next big thing, or just a projector.
Who asked for this?
>>216039165For the same price you could probable build a microled screen as a single piece and get 16K resolution for a ~200" screen
For that price you could get 80,000 handjobs at 5 dollars a piece. You'd never have to touch your own penis again
>>216040075Nobody buying this shit have space issues. They aren't buying it because of space saving technology. They're buying it to flex on poor people and brag to their friends about their transforming tv. Stop being a retard for once in your life.
>>216041572Down payment on a 50 year mortgage
>>216041922Handjobs from who, gorlock the destroyer?
>>216040605Things like this aren't designed to be sold in normal stores. Like some fancy hotel would get one of these for the lobby and have it play ads for hotel features or some shit.
>>216039213https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA
>>216039165you mean goon cave
>>216039165this would be cool if it actually could be wheeled around and used as a bench and not like it's going to fucking explode at any minute
>>216039259Coming this summer....
>>216041510>angry-armenian-cory.webpTHEY HIT THE FUCKING TOWERS, DAVE! WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>216039165>$400k for 130"You can get a similarly sized Samsung for $40kThis is just gaudy shit for oil sheiks to compete with each other
This technology just reminds me of this
The target market is gulf arabs, they'll say "oh, cool" and snap this up without a second though.
>>216041759I stopped in season 2 for some reasoni really like martin starr though
I'm tempted to grab a cheap 90 to 100 inch TV as they sink below $1000I remember around 2010 when such sizes first appeared and were $30,000I wonder how the guy who spent that much on a 1080P TV feels
It's just a flex.
>>216040605medsit's at a trade show which means it's cutting edge technology that isn't widely available yet, like literally all technologyand again, meds
>>216041665It's actually more than 40, being the video is sped up.
>>216042747hey not all technology
>>216039165>the stand isnt in the middle
>>216039165How many openings and closings until those edge seams stop aligning properly?I'd wager less than 100
>>216039165>Imagine this bad boy in your man cavemy tv is half this size and cost 100x less. I feel like the sweet spot is not the bond villain fold out hydraulic tv but the standard on the wall model
>>216039165Rather just have a normal big tv
>>216039165>Wow, is there anything cool coming out in terms of games or movies I can watch on it?>No.
>>216039165looks like it would be a bitch to lug around to LAN parties
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