Where was he in Attack of the Clones?
He was getting his robotic legs attached to his upper body at the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.
Maul : obedient silent enforcer clad in black with a menacing presenceDooku : eloquent old fallen jedi with a chain clasp cape and fencing styleGrievous : wheezing cyborg that was rebuilt from a once proud warriorAll three combine to foreshadow Vader. That's why none of them had a more prominent role in the movies. They were not meant to steal the show (despite being interesting), just be thematic building blocks for Vader
>>216039532George-sama...I...
>>216039569Why does Palps get electrocuted at the end of each trilogy?
>>216039588So that it rhymes. Its a tone poem.
>>216039492Cut in half in some bottomless pit.
Eternally coping and seething on the holonet equivalent of 4chan/twitter/reddit
He was never really gone
>>216039492Here and there.
>>216039492Dead
>>216039492Yoda killed him revenge of the jedi
>>216039595>a tone poemYeah and True Detective Season 3 was interpretive dance
>Grevious fought on Geonosis, but it was in the catacombs and offscreen
>>216039569Juba II's father was technically from "Africa", which is why George let a black man get this role of Anakins "kind of" father that visually mirrored Vaders own downfall. George is a funnyman.
>>216039511That's not canon.>>216039978He was in the Gendy cartoon. That was canon but the 3D one was not.
>>216039511dick status?
>>216040030Your lack of sex life is canon.
reminder Plaguis died half way though Phantom Menace and his ashes appeared in a urn in Revenge
>>216039999Juba II also owned the production facilities for imperial PURPLE dye that he created at the Canary Islands, to replicate the mediterranean purple dye business.Zero coincidences.
>>216039492The force was female, he stood no chance.
>master and apprentice, rule of two, no more, no less>except for {insert name here that id not apprentice that you can use to loophole your way out of it}
>>216039511>>216039978>>216040064Yeah the eu is shit
he's not a clone retard, it would make no sense for him to be in it
>>216040262>well at least we don’t got another for- oh fuck
>>216040286> Yeah the eu is shitit was shit, but it had a few jewels in thr shit. now we got disney shit canon.
>>216040310This shit is all fanfiction. Like when you see Dooku in revenge of the Sith do you really think he fought Darth Mail's brother in his pajamas a few weeks earlier?
>>216039492Kind of funny how he was this intimidating evil monk in the movie but the Clone Wars cartoon turned him into a whiny bitch
>>216040365you mean grevious wasn’t force chocked by mace a few seconds before we see him in revenge?
>>216040365>George Lucas' own show is fanfiction
>>216039492He took your mother out to a lovely dinner and then he carried her leftovers as he dropped her off at her/your front door.Then he surprised you by making balloon animals as she straightened up the mess you made in the kitchen.He did let the air out of your bicycle tires to either keep you home or teach you independence.Either way he wants you to know that not only does momma love you but momma loves love.Asshole
>>216040286One of those isn’t from the EU at all and the other two are part of nuCanon, filonitroon.
>>216040524And he was a good friend.
>>216040483Han shot first btw
>>216040262>>216040310yeah but ventress is a bad bitch though so she gets a pass
>>216040441Does his chest look damaged in revenge of the sith?
>>216040262Evil space wizards don't follow their own rules, is that surprising?
>>216040976Love when Sheev orders Dooku to kill Ventress to test his loyalty and he hesitates for a moment because her pussy game ridiculous
>>216040057True but that still foesnt make Filoni slop canon.
>>216041042she's for jedi men only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpYAlex Jones breaks alot down
>>216040262She was the Apprentice's Apprentice.
>>216040064I actually prefer Plagueis being some old Sith legend. It's more elegant and it makes more sense with the whole "it's not a story the Jedi would tell". Like this prince of lies actually baiting Anakin with a bit of truth. How would they even tell this story if he was alive like 12 years ago? Hardly the stuff of legends.Not this bs about him being smothered with a pillow while Anakin is doing his Formula 1 thing. It just makes the universe smaller. Who the fuck even named him The Wise anyway? Who are these loved ones he saved from dying? Did he actually teach his apprentice all he knew before he killed him or not? None of this makes sense if he was some noseless fucker working in a bank while Palpatine was getting a red guy a full body tattoo at the same time. The whole thing just makes more plot holes. But, EU writers have to make everything connected.As far as I know Lucas never stated he was actually Palpatine's master, so fuck it he wasn't.
>>216040262Grevious Wasn't a sith though and it's been years but I thought dooku was going use ventress to usurp palpie?
>>216041900she was basically an additional disposable tool to be used against the jedidooku was probably going to try to usurp palpatine with her, but palpatine forced him to get rid of her before she got powerful enough to truly be a threatsheev was fine with the inquisitors running around as they were just stooges with stunted growth, but ventress was something else that was actively getting too strong for his liking
>>216040262Previous wasn't an apprentice. He wasn't force sensitive he was just trained in sword fighting.
>>216039532it rhymes it's like poetry it
>>216039532Very insightful. Good post.
>>216039492He was supposed to be dead, but Dave Filoni decided it made more sense for him to teleport halfway across the galaxy and chill in a junk cave with spider legs, a snake buddy, and absolutely zero food or water for 12 years.
>>216040064 kino
>>216039492He was still making his spider legs probably
>>216041790The answer to most of your questions and grievances is the simplest answer: Palpatine is lying. He's purposefully exaggerating it to make the story as enticing as possible for Anakin.>Who the fuck even named him The Wise anyway?Nobody but Palpatine for that story.>Who are these loved ones he saved from dying?It doesn't matter.>Did he actually teach his apprentice all he knew before he killed him or not?No.It doesn't matter if any of it actually happened. What matters is Anakin thinks it did, because it's what he "needs" to hear. And it does work, because Anakin thinks Palpatine knows what he claims Plagueis knew. He says it maybe two or three times to tempt Anakin, until he finally yeets Windu and then it changes to>oops I don't actually know how to save your wife but I know we'll figure it out together buddyI never read the book either but from what I've heard about it Plageius never actually figured it out but was working on it, so it all lines up fine enough.>As far as I know Lucas never stated he was actually Palpatine's masterYeah, I got nothing there either. It's certainly not in the movie.
