where the hell are we???....
>>216040900These two were way funnier and more aware than retards back then gave them credit for, "oh they're so dumb and vapid" when clearly they were playing it up for the camera.
got a Simple Life dvd as a gag gift for christmas years ago. I jacked off to it tons of times, Paris is perfect
I miss the sleazy slutty horniness of The Naughties in America. Short cultural decade (2001-08) but a really fun one.
if i watch clips from this show now i find it almost unbearable to watch with the goofy production and sound effects. i kind of enjoyed it back in the day
>>216041061The mass trooning and mud flood is a direct result of that horniness and not listening to the "pray the gay away" crowd.
Paris walked. So Kim could run.
>>216041026Only the dumbest people found Paris Hilton attractive. That's so, so generic. Congratulations.
>>216041770I dunno man. she was crazy hot to me. nice flat tummy. nice tan. small tits with nice pink nips. coomed to the porn a handful of times in the old days. I mean obviously she isnt the type I'd ever date or get a chance to
>>216041002you sound like my retarded gay friend >omg Paris is actually such a shrewd buisnesswoman and is a genuinely talented dj??fuck off.
>>216041770>That's so, so genericNo straight man talks like that
>>216041061its coming back at least here in aus so many horny thick stack milker zoomies with huge tits and daddy issues34yo here
>>216041770When I'm "deciding" what to lust after (which obviously isn't a decision,) it's not going to be determined by what's in style or what is sending a message. I can be attracted to a thin blonde showing cleavage without considering the political implications.>>216041816This
>>216041770Hello midwit
>>216041794Do you genuinely believe she didn't know what Wal-Mart was, Anon
She's not ever gaining that weight back is she?
>>216041905old gf liked her because she was actually smart but just trolling. broke the normies mind
>>216041905I don't believe she is debilitatingly retarded. Being clever enough to act like a dumb whore on tv and inheriting daddy's financial advisors is not especially respectable. Honestly my biggest grievance is that she's not really that hot.
>>216041854So what, you just let your dick get hard for fuck whatever it wants?
>>216040900the /sanatsa/ general
>>216040900Paris Hilton owns me a blowjob.
these city girls are looking for a country boy hung like a farm animal
>>216041770FAGGOT DETECTED
Paris is better at pretending to be retarded than 90% of shitposters.
Paris' sex tape was still hot as f. Kim K's too. Top tier in the old school Kazaa days lol
>>216041977Well she can't help being born rich so I guess she'll just have to endure your lack of respect for her.
>>216040900They should do a new season where they launch them onto one of those new commercial space stations that are coming online next year, and just let them manage the various hazards of space
>>216043127Kim K's was boring even though she looked really hot in it. Paris was hot but seemed like a boring fuck. the bj was alright
>>216042157Berzerker!
>>216043162Weird passive aggressive white knighting anon.
>>216043223?
>>216043749>Baby's first (You)Oh you sweet summer child
>>216040900>tfw these gels are getting on your neck
>>216043209I can be attracted to a still photo of a naked woman standing around. I don't need a plot.
>>216043186launch them into the heart of the fucking sun along with all the dirty [redacted]
>>216043209>Paris was hot but seemed like a boring fuckShe said in an interview that she was drugged up.
>>216043749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo
The reason Paris Hilton sorted herself out and disappeared from the limelight is because her grandfather threatened to write her out of the will unless she cleaned up her act.
>>216046051She's a billionaire now from her own shit so whoring could be back on the menu. Even her pussy looked rich
>>216040900>We’re in Austin TEXAS???[banjo music hillbilly music intensifies]Remember around this time when only LA and NYC were considered glamorous
i wish i could transform into a mindless blonde bimbo slut
>>216046844I don't know about "billionaire," but there's so much cosmetics and stuff, various products and accessories she's attached her name to and produced herself, it does seem she has made a lot from her celebrity.
>>216040900Paris is a secret genius btw. She won hugely
>>216041241>not listening to retards
>>216040900The girl on the left is a whore. She has sex videos. You can find on internet
>>216040900Paris pretended all along she is quite cunning.
>>216042526This.
>>216047284>>216048173Pretty easy to be perceived that way when you’re a billionaire heiress and can buy almost any business.
>>216041002Except for the fact they have both acted in plenty of things since then. Not only are they both awful actors, we know what it looks like when they are acting and when they aren’t. So whilst yes they “played to the camera” as every woman does, they are also both retarded cunts, which is why it was so effortless for them to play that.
>>216040900Paris is based as hell. Hates niggers, hates jewish oil barons who try to scam you at the pump etc.
>>216041770>That's so, so genericonly brown people say this. how brown are you? what does generic mean? white and good bone structure? what is "generic" in your tribe, ranjeet shitdik?
>>216049228>literally mindbroken because I don’t think his celebrity waifu is hotGet a life man
>>216041002They were doing the same thing Trump does, which is why he's so popular with old people like millennials. Acting retarded to play into negative publicity isn't some amazing PR strategy, it's what you do when you have nothing else to offer.
>>216041794>Paris Hilton has made hundreds of millions from her business ventures but she's actually a moron whose business partners never took advantage of her for reasons...t. actual retard
>>216043749holy shit you're retarded
are you a paris or nicole?
it's amazing that this straight shota kino ran on public tv broadcastshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdmzmOYM7DE
>>216041002They were naturally "vapid" but smart enough to know exactly who they are and play up their own stereotype. They're basically an extended comedy bit of themselves and the people they're "around" but they're also not exactly rocket surgeons
>>216049255>didn't deny himself being a stinky poopy jeetheh
>>216041002Yeah, everyone knew, idiot. That's why the show was popular. It was like beavis & butthead but real..
>>216040900hm, it just hit me that Paris Hilton looks like if David Duchovny was a bogged tranny
>>216051009Damn, that kid has an extremely punchable face.
