damn...
>>216042216Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>21604236910/10 if troll7/10 if copypasta
>>216042391Its an old pasta
>>216042216TRANNY SONRAN.NY.S.ON
Reminder that the filming of this scene and interacting with Jamie Lee Curtis induced such mindless lust in Arnie that he impregnated his hideous goblina maid. She was that hot
>>216042391Damn you are new. This pasta is legendary in these parts.Lurk more before posting.
>>216042369
>>216042216Jaime had it going on
>>216042391bait
>>216042467ngl, she still does
>>216042391Nice bait
>>216042521would.
>>216042521
>>216042521>>216042550Haven't I?
>>216042426There's something wrong with this family. She's dressed as her mother in Psycho. Her mother's character in Psycho was killed by a deranged crossdresser with mommy issues. Curtis skinwalked her mother and became a scream queen. Now her son is deranged crossdresser.
>>216042779It’s like some sort of ceramic decorative ware of some kind
>>216042521Would in a fucking heartbeat I love gilf titty
>>216042852To be fair undertale is a game that sucked in and developed many trannies
>>216042369>her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beautythis part gets me every time
>>216042391>copypastaWhat is with people feeling like they have to point copypastas out? wow you guys have street cred and have seen it before... let other people enjoy it, you don't look cool for spending lots of time on 4chan and knowing the "ropes".Wow, I wish I was you. You probably talk to people about Catcher in the Rye and To Kill a Mockingbird and other highschool literature and think you are so fucking intelligent and deep. You aren't. You are a faggot that has to ruin the fun for everyone else with the premise that if everyone is as unhappy as you, life has meaning and will get better.But no one can be as unhappy as you, because you wallow in a shit and self-pity filled ditch that you dug out with your own mouth you fat fucking loser. Hey guys, I'll tell you how this movie ended... no that I actually saw it with friends in public, rather I downloaded it and saw it in my dank fucking basement with tinfoil blocking out the windows so I don't have to see the real world reflecting on my monitor as I see how much gold I can mine or something as equally time-wasting and asinine.Yet you still think you are superior. I bet you also sage threads and feel like the god damn enforcer of the internet. Well you know what buddy, you can have your tiny, fictitious internet niche while I choose to live and enjoy the company of others.You are what is wrong with 4chan, the internet, the world, and the existence of matter and we all see you for what you are you fucking dipshit faggot asshole. Why do you even have caller display, let alone a cell phone? NO ONE CALLS YOU.
>>216042216https://vocaroo.com/1jCbIbVB5A7KDoes anyone have the Tarantino vocaroo?
>>216042369I opened this thread just for this. Thank you anon.
bitch looks like Kryten
>>216042936Why was undertale so demonic in that way? I never played it.
>>216042993fuck that was from some best screenplay nomination where they showed some of the actual screenplay and everyone thought was horrible writingwhat movie was that
>>216043264This is a pasta
>>216042467I sat through that movie (Perfect - what an ironic title!). It's complete shit but JLC is crazy hot in the aerobics scenes. No nudity from her but a nice (but quick) side boob silhouette. Also, for anons of a certain age, this movie does one thing right: it completely nails the health and fitness craze of the 80s.
>>216042779Wow, she's pretty convincing as Janet Leigh. I wonder if that's one of her mom's actual dresses? Still, there was never any wonder where Jamie got her amazing cans - Janet was stacked and crazy thin when she was young, and then just stacked after she had kids. Pic: Janet as her character in The Vikings, another pretty shit movie I sat through just because the female lead was hot. If you're really into viking stuff you might like it but I did not.
oof
>>216042216She was actually in great shape for that movie. Shame about the face and hair though.
>>216042216>Arnold in the cuck chair
>>216042521I can't wait for my wife's breasts to turn into full blown floppy jaloppies.
Bitch looks like David Bowie in drag.
>>216045353DAMN SHE'S STILL GOT IT!
>>216042369Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>216042216flailing around is not considered erotic anymoarhow good is that throat?
>>216046792Joke's on you, I want to fuck David Bowie.
>>216042216>>216042369Thank you, anons.>TFW no JLC GF
>>216042521HNNG, GRANDMOMMY MILKERS!!!
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Carl Weathers, you fuckin' strong, all jacked with your swole body and python like arms. It would totally be a challenge for me to arm wrestle you in mid-air for both my character and the real me." When all he really wants to do is pump iron in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only stand there while Carl flaunts his puny body in front of you, the favorable lighting and oil frauding the extent of his gains, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that bicep flex. Not only having to tolerate his amateur physique but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CARL WEATHERS IS THE SAME SIZE AS ARNIE?? Because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his face grimace while his girly arms desperately try to flex to even half the size of yours. You've been consuming nothing but chicken, broccoli and testosterone for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking DYEL before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his withered arms as he stops for the third time in an hour to "get another pump on", smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and pretend Carl is your equal. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could mog every single person in this room before the studio security could even get their shirts off, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>216042391Have my upvote kind sir
>>216042426In Hollywood, having a hot mom turns their sons trans
>>216042369>And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you downmy favourite part, always gets me.
>>216049613>But I want to BEEEE my hot momFeminism manifest.
>>216049535imao
>>216042369Damn I know her /fit/ body isn't exactly feminine and her BUT HER FACE is genuinely disgusting together with her short hair, but I wonder ...what the fuck would you have to say about The Faculty, Species and Alien 1 + Alien 3 where those ugly adrogynous women and twinks and tomboys everyone pretends to find their bodies appealing both the fanbase and in-world? What would you write about those actresses? Sigourney Weaver has some of the ugliest fucking tits I've ever seen in Hollywood(which isn't a tall order to pass)and Natasha Henstridge despite her "model" status outside the film, is nothing but legs, a hulking tall 6 foot tall woman and some mediocre medium to small tits that look extra small because of her wide manly shoulders and 6'3 ft tall status.Also why the fuck do American women all have square jaws like they're men?
>>216045353*Barfs* that lighting does not do wonders for her skin complexion , she looks like she's covered in ash. Also holy fucking shit what the fuck is wrong with that ass it's both fat and flat and flabby all at the same time. I've only seen that kind of ass on fat men.ANd then HOLY SHIT those STICKS FOR LEGS. Those STICKS FOR LEGS. THere's a giant fucking ass in front of me and then SUDDENLY POP come out some needles for legs. It's like an artist playdoughed his first attempt at the human anatomy and created a disfigured ill-proportioned mess of a being.WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE BACK MUSCLES? IS TIS A MAN OR A WOMAN? Holy shit what the fuck is going on with her back bones? Is she roided up? did Arnold share his roids with her?
>>216049613>Those things>HotThey look like the rule63'd Bogdanoff brothers. Filthy fucking gypsies trying to hide their gypsy genes with dyed hair and blue contact lenses, when their facial features show off that they're arab turkish bitches who can't even fix their ugly orange skin to stop appearing turkish. God those jewish noses. Fucking mutts. Send them back to Turkey where they belong.
>>216042216>boomers fapped to this back in the dayactually grim
I never understood this meme. I think JMC was unironically hot in True Lies and the dance scene was greatPeople are weird
>>216042426She should have never said that no one could tell which of her kids was trans because now even normals on instagram go out of their way to make fun of them.
>>216042216>>216042369why do people pretend she doesn't look great here?>incredibly fit without looking like a man>great curvesi got a boner from her back in 2000 and am still getting a boner now
>>216042521MADE FOR ANAL
I know this is a meme but that's actually a great body . Say what you will about her face, the body is excellent
>>216042430The baby belongs to her ? Damn
>>216051414even funnier, why are people implying Arnold wouldn't want to have sex with her when he had sex with and even impregnated THIS?
>>216051437>*THWAK...>HUAH-HUAH-HA-HAAA!
>>216051452Big shapely T&A counts for a lot, even if she gotchunky as hell. His wife was a rail.
>>216051437As hilarious - and weird - as Paxton's line is, JLC has a better ass than that.
>>216051414>without looking like a man>without looking like a man>without looking like a manI'd rather fuck this cat. She's also /fit/ with a man's torso.
>>216042369>>216049647What about her?
>>216051591name?
>>216042521DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT????
i know it get's meme'd a lot but if you watched the movie just once, you would know exactly that the scene is supposed to be weird and JLC is basically like a wallflower type of houswive trying to play the spy game. it's perfect. and it's his wife, obviously he would think she is hot despite stumbling and even slipping
>>216042391take my (You) bastard
>>216044069If you're thinking about recent times, Anatomy of a Fall's screenplay was a poorly edited Word document with corrections in weird fonts/colors. That shit looks really messy, but that didn't stop them from winning the Best Screenplay Oscar.
>>216042369He was fucking this
>>216049613oof
>>216054171Nice tits cover a multitude of sins. Especially if she fucks good as well.
>>216048257same
>>216048257That's not David Bowie...
>>216042521Whore.
>>216054883Prove it.
>>216055135everyone knows bowie had the bolt across the facethis person is clearly lacking it so it couldn't possibly be him
>>216055135It's Gillian Anderson.
>>216042216She shows her tits in Trading Places, they are quite nice. People like to joke about this scene, but she's hot as fuck.
>>216055135David bowie's eyes were each colored differently from a childhood fight.
>>216055240Face is a bit weird but the body simply cannot be denied
>>216042521>after having spent all of the prime and youth with a manly haircut that significantly downgraded femininity and beauty, suddenly decides to look more feminine now as a grannyWe let these things vote.
I wonder how much money it would take for her to do the True Lies strip tease today.
>>216042216I watched this shit with my dad when I was 12
>>216054171>>216054246creampie the housemaid for a laugh >versusraised by the Kennedy family dynastyresults speak for themselves
>>216042467>sweat patch that was clearly addedThis movie is just the director's personal fetish and I think him for that
>>216042369this pasta leaves out that arnie's dad was a nazi and jamie is a 100% kike
>>216042521Proving what every man knows, but no woman will ever listen to. The secret to beauty and aging gracefully? Don't be fat.>b-but what if i dye my hair...Don't be fat.>b-but what if i slather myself in makeup...Don't be fat.>b-but what if i get botox...Don't be fat.>b-but what if i get fancy lingerie...Don't be fat. Don't be fat. Don't be fat.It's the simplest thing in the world, but the one thing that 99% of American women cannot do. A 60yo woman who keeps her figure, will easily mog the typical 25yo obese cellulitic ogre in 2025.
>>216056367Cool story. But why don't you put his current look?
>>216056396And you leave out that Arnold hated his father and hates the nazis.
>>216056711still pretty good, ngl senpai
>>216056735cringe
>>216056711>Christopher’s vulnerable remarks about his weight struggles included revealing that he “tried everything” before having a significant breakthrough. “I was doing meal delivery things in high school, and I remember feeling like a weirdo when I was bringing weird lunches to school,” he said of the trial-and-error process.asking his dad for help didn't work?
>>216051452when you're pinning, your T and libido skyrocketshe was on roids and she was an available hole, that's all
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>216042216she ugly
>>216057003the "i wanted a daughter but i'll settle for this thing" face
>>216057003>the subtle mustache on both of themlol
>>216057003Two men
>>216042426Of course it likes undertale
>>216055157
>>216049535meh, doesn't have the same funny vibe
