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Will it come down to Sophie vs rizz?
wonder what my wife soph(i) is up to this episode
>>216042718It's Kristina. She's gotten too much screen time for being a nothing player.
Rizzmania is running wild, brother
>>216042733Unironically who is kristina
Pretty full season The only people I know are soph and rizz
>>216042756fat black chick doing it for her mamma
>>216042770>fullDull The constant tribe swapping didn’t help
>>216042770Savannah
This season is so ass no wonder this thread is dead. Just hoping 50 is actually good and CBS goes back to the original format afterwards.
sage and jawan just can't stop losing
imma give him muh award uncle j
>>216042905Big Brother had the best season in years so of course the pendulum would make Survivor suck
These people are too nice to be interesting. I remember on season 30 when nobody gave up their spot for a reward to Rodney when it was his birthday and he was crying about it to everybody.
The damn sob stories are the most annoying shit about the “new era”
such a forced sob story I'd be so embarrassed to gas myself up like this just among friends, much less on national tv
>>216043094That was such a half assed sob story too. He's black we already knew he didn't have a dad.
>>216043090bunch of scumbags made him drink piss on his birthday
>>216043124Kek
Damn this bitch is nasty
Despite this thread (and season) being dead on arrival, I will continue my tradition of bitching in every single survivor thread about how gay this show has gotten.Jeff cuddles the cast, the cast is all theatre kid/quirky chungus millennials who arent allowed to have a controversial thought if they want to get through the casting process. Every single challenge is exactly the same (either obstacle course terminating in a puzzle or an "endurance" challenge where they stand uncomfortably for 2 hours.) The survival element has been completely eliminated in favor of sob stories. Jeff has gotten overly familiar with the cast and generally has lost all edge. Remember when he was outright antagonistic towards contestants? Seriously this show makes shilling for jack blacks Gullivers travels movie look like high art. Also fuck Fiji
strong episode so far. mostly relevant strategy from everyones' perspectives and a couple humor scenes here and there. this is shaping up to be my fav new era season after 45 tbqh
>>216043197yeah, Jeff needed to retire after Winners At War. I won't be surprised if he tries to make the seasons even shorter after S50.
>>216043197>sob storiesThis applies to all reality TV in the states.
>>216043248Yeah TV production got inundated with underemployed liberal arts graduates who are pathologicially obsessed with *telling a story* which ironically puts any organic stories that might arise from contestant interaction in the back seat in favor of people who wont stop*telling their stories*
>>216043197Fried chicken and waffles fried chicken and waffles fried chicken and waffles
>>216043270She's a pretty mediocre player but everyone else but Rizo and yellow Sophie are so so hapless that she's going to steamroll to the end.
alex is cooked if he doesnt win immunity hmm?
FOOTFAGS FEASTING
>>216043346I’m not gay but Steven is so hot
/our/ girl yellow Sophie is gonna crush this
>>216043346>feetkino in back to back episodes
Omg did he just do space facts?? That just saved the season!
>>216043423omg le quirky white superfan is giving nerdy facts at a challenge while jeff smirks!
>>216043475Gross dwarf feet. I'm sure you got a picture of yellow Sophies feet you sick fuck. Post those instead.
>>216043197if you could pick a new host for Survivor, who would you pick?
>>216043514
>>216043512nah, I am the tattoo chud seether
>>216043514Idk someone charismatic who is a high profile survivor alum. Like Boston Rob
I hate that theyre calling him uncle j. If someone did that on season 1-20 he'd heem them
>>216043514this >>216043550, and whoever the host is should be a survivor villain
>>216043514Nta, but host Jeff isn't even that big of an issue it's fucking producer Jeff that I can't stand. He just does not know what made Survivor great and thinks more discount Cochrans are what people love.
>>216043514nathan fielder in full jeff probst makeup
>>216043584>first half the season no one realizes it isn't Jeff and just think he is acting off
jeez sage and jawan are really just dumb and dumber
I need Steven tiddies at the water we'll please
>>216043670
These faggots are so obsessed with playing the middle that they don't realize they were the other side.
Rizzo is running this game
>>216043736>I could do the smart thing and stay with the numbers>but I'm a free agent now!
I miss David. Ask these people are boring.
>>216043809B-but they’re making funny metaphors
>>216043822Yeah so THAT just happened
god this entire cast is so cringe this is the first episode I've watched since premerge and I think it's gonna be my last
>>216043809I miss the cute entitled autistic girl
If Savannah ends up being the winner I can’t lie it will be a little tainted for me cause she got a split tribe twist, extra vote, and the gender immunities all in a row while on the complete bottom?? I’m sure there’s more to come too
>>216043809this tribal makes me feel things
>>216043844>blog postbye
>>216043862Making me fall asleep
Holy shit shut up and vote
i hope mommy sophie wins
this is a lot of brown people being voted out, I don't think I can condone thisI'll be writing an angry letter to CBS and to RHAP
This is the dumbest cast in history
rizo will sit on his idol all season and will get 0 votes in the end like xanderblack jury ain't giving the money to cocky white boy
>>216043960Unlike Xander they're actually saying they want to flush Rizos idol but they're too fucking retarded to make Rizo think it's him to force him to play it
>>216043924jeff you will be hearing from us
Ah. Another season where they vote out all the Black people immediately post-merge
>>216044024>Kristina has played arguably the strongest game in Survivor history and you're a badwhite if you don't agree
Sweet they spoiled soph uses her steal an idol
The game is simple.You get rid of the idol.This bunch of midwits THINKS they are TOO SMART to play the simple GAME but theybare WRONG.
>>216044026People that complain about this have no leg to stand on when the blacks have been the ones targeting themselves.
>>216044024Is this that gay ass progressive survivor YouTuber? Not Once Upon an Island but the one that sucks. Has the green logo
savanah is so sexy until she smiles, anyone else?
anyone here /amazingrace/
>>216044373in the big brother thread
>>216044406ahh thx brother
>>216044080Not Idoled Out nor Peridiam, but he be Taran.
damn only 90 posts
kek>i think im gonna eat the chicken uncle jeff
>>216045580nate bros....
>all roads lead back to me and sage >we're the top dogs
rizzo might be better at this game than i first thought
space bros..... not like this
>>216046453I knew savannah was going to win from the start because she had her legs just straight out and not bent having to use all her muscles
>>216046453contemplate the aroma
this show is still going holy shit
>>216046678We are on season 49, season 50 in february!
>>216045580lol first 3 to jury
has anyone ever won with an idol in their pocket?
>>216045580kek if they all 5 go in that order
>>216047392i believe maryanne had a secret idol she revealed at ftc in 42
>>216048783ugh, i cant stand default winner
