>have difficulty making out the lyrics>even on the soundtrack CD>listen to the original 1979 musical recording>every word is clear as crystalwtf?
>>216043361MOOYYYYYY FRENNNNNZZZZZyeah maybe don't hire a hick from Kentucky who can't sing to play Sweeney Todd
>>216043384at least he tried.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoH87O-_4IEgreat singing voice, sure. but he didn't even TRY to put on a cartoon Cockney accent.
>>216043492He literally told Burton he couldn't singSasha Baron Cohen mogged him
>>216043384He's trans-british. He did enough cocaine to convince himself he was born an orphan in London in 1832, and now that's his entire personality. I hate him so much, also he's from Owensboro, as a Kentuckian I'll say Owensboro is absolute trash and everyone who lives there is an insufferable white trash retard.
>>216043540>>216043492They are both good awful singers and if you disagree with that you are legitimately tone deaf.
>>216043622Is JLaw from there too
>>216043361you think that's bad? try listening to the singing in the les miserables movie compared to the recording
had no trouble understanding them, but my ears are trained against welsh so they are quite used to speech slop
>>216043648i might be tone deaf. my problem with the film specifically is that it's GOOD singing in the sense that it's 'correct', but it feels off. something about the audio mix, maybe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHOaKboBvvAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ecep0fsjCISasha Baron Cohen did a stellar job. but it's almost like the film version had to visually indicate 'it was the Pope!' because of the weird audio.
>>216043788Noted mumblers Richard Burton, Anthony Hopkins, Christian Bale, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Jonathan PryceFucking Sophie Dee as well
>>216043540>He literally told Burton he couldn't singso he took the guitarist -> actor route, yet he never tried singing until the 2000s?can anyone sing? or is it genetic?
>>216043361Movie actors don't know how to sing. If you cast musical actors no one will watch it because they lack star power
>>216043361>>216043835the tim burton movie is a cast of hollywood actors with various levels of vocal talent bluffing their way through a big time broadway musical in an accent most of them arent accustomed tothe 1979 recording is one of the best records ever and has angela fuckin lansbury in italso the burton one takes out the song where the bad guy reveals his plan to kidnap-marry his captive stepdaughter-wife which kinda renders the plot incomprehensible imo
I like A Little Priest
The only people from that cast who could sing were the no name children who played Tobi and Johanna.
>>216044232>also the burton one takes out the song where the bad guy reveals his plan to kidnap-marry his captive stepdaughter-wife which kinda renders the plot incomprehensible imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9MYbBRRDQ42blackpilling4me
>>216044251Johanna was best Inbetweeners girl.
>>216044232I've only ever seen the Burton film and that's basically what I felt was implied in the narrative. I mean, why else keep her locked up like that?
>>216043699I have no idea who that is, but the name makes me think that person is probably black so I don't care to know who they are and think less of you for caring about them enough to ask.
>>216044517>rape woman>feel obligated to look after her kid>grow attachedthis does make some sense to me. and i'm not even a rapist.
>>216044796>and i'm not even a rapistreeeeee normies gtfo
>>216044655I assume he's asking about Jude Law, who was born in London.
>>216045001Its really faggy to shorten a celebrity name and just assume people know who you're talking about. Dude should have just said his name.
>>216044980i know how they think. i've watched true crime documentaries and i watch musicals i'm like a reverse-autist PLEASE don't call me a normie i'm actually quite a troubled bloke who just UNDERSTANDS damaged people. (and maybe the right woman could fix me...)
are balding moids really this foolish?
>>216044172Everyone can singSome fucking suck at it
>>216044232Bongan-Carter asked Lansbury how to make it through all of Sondheim's lines on one lungful and Angela's reply was "don't make musical theater your side career bitch"
>>216044655Jennifer Lawrence
>>216044172everything is genetic and pre-determinated but people pretend otherwise not to lose motivation
>>216045990>I cannot devote time and effort to master a skill so I'll complain about elitists and use AI to make slop
Sydney sweeneytodd was promised, snl!
>>216046020you know anon is right.AI is an interesting one because it's yet another instance of technology/automation just being a tool. your wheat has been threshed by machines instead of hands.if 'art' is a separate thing to 'work', then good for you. go make art with all your talent. it's still determined.
>>216043622Depp is an honorary Native American and you WILL treat him with respect.
>>216045986It's super faggoty to shorten celebrity names. Say what you mean like a man next time anon.
>sashas cock showing in those tight pantswhyd they include this
>>21604599095% not true. You're fat because of you dietary choices. Genetics makes up 5% or less of the fat you've accumulated. Facts don't care about your feelings.
>>216046312So says Jews in LA...
>>216046344Literally everyone who was on this board before 2020 used that abbreviation, brownoid
>>216046427check out this 2010s 4chan newfriend.i don't know what a 'JLaw' is. is she like J. Lo?
>>216043622I thought he was trans-french
>>216044232???? Are you autistic in the real sense of the world? he literally says that he wants to marry her.
>>216046427its more that anyone who uses shitty abbreviations like that is instantly identified as a retarded faggot so no one bothers saying anything to them
