This is your new kick ass girl boss for the next 15 years. Get ready. Enjoy it while you can because you’re about to be smothered by her. You’re about to see her ass everywhere. She’ll be in your face nonstop and you’ll be sick of her.
At least she's white unlike Hermione. Enjoy 20 years of a shitskin poo
Troops are really taking this L hard
>>216044076Same facial expression
>>216044076>young, attractive, white, biological womanI’m in full support.
>>216044224shalom!
>>216044245antizionism isn't antisemitism faggot.
>>216044076Gen alpha eating good the next decade!
>>216044309chaim please go
This is your new /pol/fag spam for the next 15 months. Get ready.
People are already bitching about girlboss bullshit based off of a single picture. I can already see the next two or three decades of pop culture. Fate has been set in stone. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Like pottery, etc. This contract is sealed.
>>216044313I don't understand why they're calling this the Galaxy movie when most of the stuff they've shown is from Odyssey
how dare a girl who is literally a boss be a girlboss
>>216045660Because nobody gives a fuck about hose 2 games, they're feeding the goyim the filler slop while perfect their magnum opus (Mario sunshine)
>grifter post shit he doesn't know about
Zelda is pretty capable in most of the games though
>>216044076>movie named after a character>incel is mad the character will actually do suff
>>216044076Oh no that sounds horrible haha
>>216044076She doesn't even look like Zelda.Should've been Schafer.
>>216044076/pol/jeet dont you have better ways to spend your time
>>216044076God, I hope. An actual atractive actress. Like water in the desert.
>>216045805Zelda is the girl. You mean Schafer looks like Link
>>216045916Link doesn't have tits.Schafer can be Gadon.
>>216045948Zelda doesn't have a penis though
>>216044076Thats fine with me, shes cute
>>216045805>>216045948Schafer can be the happy mask salesman. They're both creepy looking men.
>>216044149Yup. Shes cute and got the trannys seething
>>216046149>i literally can't stop thinking about trannies, guys
>>216045752Capable enough to get kidnapped.
>>216045890You are on 4chan, do you have anything better to do with your time hypocrite?
>>216044076she can kick my ass anytime!
>>216046785yea im having fun in threads instead of mindlessly ragebaiting about stupid shit
>>216044313What kind of advanced civilization builds robots when magic exists?
>>216045708>>216045752https://youtu.be/fDOgWHr9vck
>>216046806So ragebating isn't fun?
>>216046911https://youtu.be/P6fNLv0_BG8?t=130
>>216046935not reallyoooh I posted a picture of a black actress on /tv/ how exhilarating
>>216044076legend of zelda is LITERALLY for xuck so1boysevery game link single handedly unfucks the ENTIRE kingdom down from collecting chickens for a lady who is allergic to them to murdering the evil usurper the geriatric retard king ALWAYS invites into the kingdom and immediately destroys the kingdom and takes power, and what does faggot ass link do at the end of every game? give power back to the incompetent royal family that ran Hyrule into the ground, link is a bigger cuck than a california liberal city voter
>>216046911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2cNfbdQeic
>>216046995You think black actresses are enraging? That's racist.
>>216044076What a beautiful angel
>>216044336It's a false flag by trannies.
>>216044076It will have as much staying power as the Mario movie.
>>216044076did y'all move on from sydney already?
>>216045660That webm features only stuff from galaxy though?Do you mean how they put the Sunshine version of bowser jr in the movie?
>>216048632Many such cases.
>>216044333Stop killing children kike
>>216045660>most of the stuff they've shown is from Odysseythe fuck are you talking about? they've shown one area from odyssey (the mexican desert level) and everything else is from galaxy
>>216044076Nintendo has become such a shit fag company since the gamecube.
>>216044126
>>216048963>nintendo derangement syndrome even on /tv/It's wild how much brown people like you hate them. Just don't play their games dumbass lmao
>>216049018>everything i dont like is brownzoomers are retarded. actually retarded. kind of makes me happy you can't find jobs.
>>216048645So it will make fomo money because Nintendo and then vanish from consciousness
>>216044126Troops?
>>216044076Oh no, a cute young white woman, what a nightmare!
>>216049408>didn't even deny itRelax brown boy
>>216049408You're a grown man calling a toy company "a shit fag company" while getting upset and you're trying to act superior. You're delusional.
>>216044076Looks kinda mid for some kind of elf royalty.
>>216044076UGH i'm so angry. As long as they look like that
>>216046958bitch, why are you posting Spoilers
>>216050796>implying there's any point in denying you are whatever you're accused of being on this boardIf I say you're a tranny, then you are a tranny, and nothing you can say will change that.
>>216045708You need to stop projecting so much, tourist.
>>216044076At a certain point you have to let this shit go. The glory days of the 90s and early 2000s are over.
>>216049018Just a reminder: people hate you everywhere because you are retarded manchild cultists treating a billion dollar corporation like your god.
Id rather see her than Sydney Sweeney everywhere
>>216046958woah i thought link was the good guy, why'd he trap her in a crystal like that?
>>216044076Yes it's the same with Peach in the Mario movie. Everyone was so relived it wasn't raceswapped Peach, they happily swallowed a full on Mary Sue grrlboss Peach story instead.
I'm more than happy to be smothered, by her ass nonstop, in my face
>>216044076Seethe tranny
>>216044076Why is it only trannies and bald bearded sois that still play these?
Did you just want to see Link run around collecting coins to upgrade his weapon and buy bombs for an hour and 40 minutes? Maybe hit up a temple or two and kick some chickens?
And I, for one, welcome our new waifu overlord.I'd like to remind them, that as a trusted /tv/ poster I can be helpful in rounding up other, to toil in her underground sugar caves.
>>216053466Sugar cave? I'll work there.
>>216044076At least she have a pussy. Can't believe that we should be happy at least for that.
>>216044140Scat princess
>>216046830>what is magitek
>>216046830Golems are inferior to refined machinery
>>216044076Unironically the tranny looks more like Zelda.
>>216044076She is so pretty bros...
before everyone became race obsessed>oh cool a legend of zelda movie, can't wait!after everyone became race obsessed>everyone arguing over the race of the actorsWhat happened?
>>216053924seethe
>>216050757Probably troons got autocorrected
What if she is the chosen one instead of Link?
>>216044076>you’re about to be smothered by her. You’re about to see her ass everywhere.Sign me up.
I'm fine with seeing her ass everywhere
>>216048982You're a tranny lover
>>216044309the US house of representatives redefined antisemitism in the civil rights act to include antizionism, although weirdly they didn't put the definition in the thing they passed, in links to a third party jewish organization's definition
Great!
>>216045708well EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Princess
>>216044313>younger millennials playing Galaxy for the first time>"I want to protect her and the blonde emo fringe is the hottest look imaginable">zoomers/gen alpha watching the galaxy movie>"uh-oh, looks my agp got triggered again haha"
>>216044076>cute>funny>doesn't ageintriguing
>>216044076she will have her ass non stop on my face?I guess I will have to deal with that
>mfw a Korok appears on-screen and goes, "Ya-ha-ha!"
>>216044076>you’re about to be smothered by her. You’re about to see her ass everywhere. She’ll be in your face nonstopDon't threaten me with a good time
>here's that tomboy (that managed to run away from the trannification squad) I was telling you about
>>216044076>Not ZendayaAt this point I am going to consider this a win/win situation
>>216051980I hope so
>>216044076She looks like young Uma Turman if she were prettier.
Would
>>216055586>I'm faceblind
>>216055679>>216055586She has that wide eye area, but thankfully doesn't have Uma's jaw.
>>216055701Uma has a very specific face, while our girl (ITT) is just extra-premium top tier potato... i mean that the good way
>>216044076Japan wins again
LOL the Hunter rage bait is dead.
>>216054114kek
>>216048982>M-MUH BROWN!Whites allowed the jew brainwash their mindsWhites adopt shit like cuckoldry and male feminismAt least brown people can blame their sub human brain.whites have no excuse to be such a pathetic race today
>>216050757>trannies have a literal army on the nethes not wrong
>>216054055The definition of antisemitism is telling the truth about Jewish history. Try it yourself--go on youtube and post something 100% true about Caanan or Edom (and the people that lived there) on Youtube or X and enjoy your instaban for h8 Speek.
>>216056092I love that you used all white technology in an attempt at sounding superior while really just outing yourself as an 80IQ retard talking out your ass.
>>216044126What troops?
>make girlboss zelda movie>don't make it about the sassy tanned japanese pirate zelda
>>216051980>>216054192nigga wtf is agp
>>216044076oh no, how awful!
>>216057259she cutebut also worst zelda ludo tbqh
>>216044076Seething about her being capable or combat-able when half the games see her as:- a ninja - a literal suit of armor- a pirate - an archer (numerous times)- an adventurous historian and scientistHer being able to fight was something they introduced since 1998, were you even born yet?
>>216044076Nose too bulbous, wouldn't bang
>>216058477homo
>>216058463>make her shoot 125 arrows and then give her shoulder a four hour ice bathKubrick where are you
>>216058554Yes, I'd rather bang Link.
>>216044076>Sick of white girlsYou wish, Schlomo
>>216045772>it's hecking named ZELDA chud>let me just ignore she isn't even present in all the games
why are GBA games thousands of dollars new? this is bullshit. it's like post pandemic, prices for them went up 5 times
>>216056661i wasn't arguing i was just saying that cause it was funny but also bad
>>216058463>- a ninjadoesn't do shit and gets kidnapped>- a literal suit of armorthat can't do shit unless Link tells her what to do>- a pirateGets kidnapped>- an archer (numerous times)See above>- an adventurous historian and scientistIn your schizo delusions
>>216058463>Her being able to fight was something they introduced since 1998, were you even born yet?>Zelda assisting Link means she should fight just like himDo you fags operate in anything that isn't bad faith? The slippery slope is real
>>216044313>Zoomers got Snoydaya nigslop up the wazoo>Alphas get Nintenstacy kino for the foreseeable futureYeah, society is healing
>>216044076I have sex so I'm not threatened by any of this nonsense.
>>216044076My h/copium is that Link is teaching her how to use bow and arrow and her "arc" will culminate with her using the light arrows to help Link after he rescues her from GanonThat's pretty on brand for Zelda while being less retarded than the Mario movie
>>216058876>I have sex soPLAP
>>216058116a lot of retards troon out because they fetishize fucking themselves
>>216055603>LINKmore like twink
>>216044076>Her ass is gonna be on your face while it smothers youOh no
>>216055603i wonder what his lines are. a talking link would be weird.
>>216044076Aren't people giving this too much attention? What can a Zelda movie actually be other than Breath of the Wild with a few memberberries from previous games? Not exactly the Citizen Kane of our time.
>>216045805How many dicks have you sucked in the last week?
>>216058710Get a cheap Chinese handheld with every GBA game ever made for $30 shipped off Aliexpress.
>>216044076I know for a FACT this will just be a movie based on Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom, and will completely ignore the prior games.
>>216060418Whatever at least I had sex
>>216060170Name the plot for the Breath of the WildRetard
Why do retards keep saying this is BotW? Zelda isn't even present for non-memory story events and she never uses a bow
>>216044140why does her ass look like someone took two asses and stitched them together side-by-side
>>216062328amerimutts have never seen a normal ass, cut the mutt artist some slack
>>216044076I want to have SEX with Rosalina in that Galaxy movie
>>216062361>wants to have sex with a LE GENERIC girlboss voiced by a capeshit slop actorat least say game rosalina
>>216044076Girl bosses have actually been around since the beginning of cinema. Watch some old movies.
IN TONIGHT'S UPCOMING NEWSGROWN MEN TRIGGERED BY A FEMALE CHARACTER FROM A VIDEO GAMEMORE @ 11
>>216044076She looks like the princess bride but prettier
>>216044076>>216044126Will the trans community start to turn on girlboss characters, because their fancast of Hunter Schafer as Zelda was snubbed by Nintendo?
>>216063113>GROWN MEN TRIGGERED BY A FEMALE CHARACTER FROM A VIDEO GAMEWe're women you fucking chud
>>216063178NO UTERUS NO XX
