lol fucking nolan
>>216044378What's funny here? Is this "woke" or something, incel?
Non-white actors in film are such a fucking eye soreNobody ever watched Dune for Zendaya
>>216044411nobody watched pattinson new movie either lol
>>216044393They're both extremely out of place in this kind of movie. Movies are better when they cast whoever was the best audition and looks the part instead of obsessing over casting the biggest names possible.
>>216044426Kek what the shit is this? It's like Hollywood ran out of movie stars
I can believe dragons and time travel and aliens and ghosts and any number of other fantasy nonsense but I cannot believe that anybody would marry zendaya.
Does every single Britisher have a brown fetish?
>>216044450>They're both extremely out of place in this kind of movie.This. Damon had some rare kino back in his day, but then did 5 Jason Bourne films becoming a meme. Zendaya is the biggest meme in modern casting.
>>216044546The Bourne films are kino though
>>216044378Zendaya is so fucking ugly. Looks more like a transvestite than the actual tranny from euphoria
don't you just hate Television and Film in 2025
>>216044378Is there a single mediterranean in the entire cast?
>>216044378Is this from the new Star Wars movie?
>>216044378so basically i will not be watching this movie, im just not going to watch it
>>216044652No one gives a fuck, virgin.
I'm glad this will bury Nolan for many, because the dude has sucked his entire career. Oppenheimer is way more offensively awful than any of these stupid pictures appear.
>>216044617The board, yes. Bunch of cynical faggots who haven't even lived life and yet hate the world. Too much time online I suspect.
>>216044589ALL OF THEM???1st Bourne was kino. Nobody disputes that. But come on. Damon is doing "Ocean's Fourteen" next year. Don't tell me he's not a meme actor!And Zendaya is fucking garbage. Mutt faced dyke. Hollyweird's favorite beard.
>>216044378lmaooo
>>216044670Yes, all the awards and critical respect and billions in profit aside, Christopher Nolan is clearly a hack and no one actually likes him. This will finally bury him and the world will finally agree with you about how much he sucks.
anyone have Zendaya's DUNC mspaint portrait
>>216044378Despite themselves, wokies do have a point in wanting ethnic actors to play ethnic parts. These two fucks are totally out of place.
this movie will suck for more reasons than the shit cast
>>216044837Right, because Nolan's movies are known for sucking..... in Contrarianville.
>>216044378Finally, a decent comedy
>>216044773lol, i know!! nolan such a hack!!
>>216044868Soulless and superficial. Heath's Joker was good, tho.
>>216044868I think that Contrarianville sucks!
>>216044868In reality. It's only contrarian to notice. Dude can't direct.
>>216044868lol good one
is this the thread we pretend the most acclaimed and revered living director is le bad? oh wait there’s a black girl in his new one. ez pickings for /tv/. yawn.
>>216044378why do americucks like zendaya so much shes so ugly
>>216045205He's not half the "HACK" that Scorsese and Kubrick are. I'm smart.
>>216044965Kek
>>216045277kubrick is dead. scorsese made the native movie so im surprised a /tv/tard is advocating for him
>>216044378Is this Star Wars?
>>216045405Leftists are championing this film because it's the return of Elliot Page after she claimed the director and Leo made jokes about her being a tranny faggot.Whose side do you want to be on, soldier?
>>216046163this is a very cringe post and I judge you as inferior for posting it
>>216046194>NolanfagYa seethe he didn't make Project Hail Mary? Instead he only makes slop for niggers. Just like Spike Lee.
>>216044481You have to have a certain percentage racial minorities in your movie to even be eligible for an academy award nomination.
>>216046278I cringe when anyone talks about leftists, soldiers, “championing”, etc. it’s like AM talk radio from the nineties but it’s still lame and just as faggotry
>>216044378Confirmed roles so far: >Matt Damon as Odyssey >Tom Holland as Telemachus >Anne Hathaway as Penelope >Zendaya as Athena >Robert Pattinson as Antinous >Charlize Theron as Circe >Jon Benrthal as Menelaus >John Leguizamo as Eumaeus >Himesh Patel as one of Odysseus' shipmates >Mia Goth as Melantho Rumoured (likely true) roles: >Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy >Corey Hawkins as Zeus>Elliot Page as Hermes
Greece is le gray?
>>216044378This is going to be a cinematic spectacle. Yes, there are questionable choices when it comes to casting, costumes, props and general accuracy and faithfulness but there's no denying that this will be the cinematic event of a generation. Shot on location across the Mediterranean, including places where no one has ever filmed before such as the cyclops cave. Shot entirely on 70mm IMAX cameras. Its going to be fucking insane.
>>216046348>Zendaya as AthenaI guess it was obvious but seriously WTF!Hollywood is so devoid of hot actresses that they cast niggers and trannies in their place instead? In my day, we had legitimate draws. Real movie stars. And the women? We're off the fucking charts!
>>216046278>Ya seethe he didn't make Project Hail Mary?The fuck? Why the fuck would anyone be upset he didn't make some soi reddit slop? Lmao.
>>216044378Is Zendaya Penelope? Or Circe?
>>216046348Lupita is Helen of Troy, in the trailer she’s seen with Jon Bernthal’s character in the “present” with Telemachus
>>216046553Snyder is stealing DC back away from Gunn. So yeah. Nolan should be worried."Knightmare Part I" bout to make Dark Kike be number 2 (poop).
>>216046620Zendaya is Athena. Anne Hathaway is playing Penelope and Charlize Theron is playing Circe.
>>216046624>Lupita is Helen of TroyI've heard that name. Is she not the blackest nigger since Wesley Snipes?DARKNESSES!
>>216044378it's ridiculous, why are they dressed like peasantsand why does it look so cold
>>216046624Sorry, meant to type thar Lupita ISNT Helen of Troy
How does a movie set on beaches about people wearing rags cost $300 million?
>>216044378damons outfit looks like it was cut out from a bag of rice
>>216044652NNOOOOO YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THE HUMILIATION RITUAL
>>216044378UGLY
>>216044378dei casting aside, why are they dressed like yeezy models?
It's very obvious why literally every movie is flopping nowadays
>>there shouldn’t be one.
>>216044378He sold out. Simple as.
>>216044393>>216044450Ask me how I know you're a fat female talking to yourself.
>>216044378They look like Star Wars extras.
>>216044426You just know he’s going to be the best part of the movie
matt damon looks a lot dumber than zendaya here but people wont admit it
>>216044652me too friend, me too
>>216044378Zendaya always has tbf same pissed off "why the fuck am I here?" look in her face in every role she's in.Ironically the only role where she had a different expression was that one where she was playing a hapa tennis player getting piped by 2 White guys. The rest of her roles is just making ugly angry mugs to the camera
>>216044426is this from the odyssey? it doesn't look greek at all. What's with hollywood's obsession with leather armor?
>>216044378>le zendaya faceshe's not an actress, she's a globohomo zogbot celebrity project
>>216044378Didn't they just make an odysse movie featuring fiennes last yearThe hell
>>216044393The fact you know what he's implying means you know it too, roastie.
>>216044411>Nobody ever watched Dune for ZendayaWe did, in fact, watch it DESPITE Zendaya. But honestly, I am not going to watch anymore if she's going to keep showing up. Not only I have fatigue from seeing her ugly mug everywhere, she's also an evil person and I don't think she should be endorsed anymore.
>>216048114>she's also an evil personHow?
>>216046348im surprised he didnt also throw in the rock and pedro pascal
>>216044393kek here's your (you)
>>216048114I’ve never seen this person, but I’ve seen endless bitching about her here. She must be a real hag.
Is Zendaya Circe or something?
>>216044623Not it's Anglos, Browns and Chinks
>>216044378Normies are too invested in Nolan to care. He's basically untouchable because the right-wing likes him for being le queen's British fag and the left for being woke
>>216044481No, we're sick of browns
>>216044426i watch for he
>>216044378>its another "historical" / "fantasy" colorless woke slop festnolan is such a fucking hack
>>216044378Yeah, I don't think I'll ever torrent this shit.The entire cast is appalling.
>>216044378new star wars looking good
>>216044378Looks cool. Relax racists no one cares how angry and fucked in the head you are.
>>216048353>we're sick of brown>have a proime minister named Brown
>>216044617Everyone normal does>>216044685Coutnerpoint: all modern media are bad, and in no small ppart is because leftards cannot create
>>216044721>He's good because he's famousno wonder movies are shit now>>216044868Larger than live stuff, like mythology, isn't in Nolan's alley. Not one bit. And that cast makes the movie unwatchable
>>216045205Why a ugly black girl is in the Odyssey?And why are all the other miscast retards?
>>216044692all first three, yes
>>216046348>>216046429Like for Cleopatra, they are so desperate to turn Athena into a nigger. I've seen it so many attempt at this point.The cast is a joke lmao
>>216046366>will be the cinematic event of a generationand this generation will continue to have zero good movies.
>>216046635>Snyder is stealing DC back away from Gunn. So yeah. Nolan should be worried.>"Knightmare Part I" bout to make Dark Kike be number 2 (poop).Good morning snydertard
>>216046366>demistified miscast gray shit will be a spectaclelmao
>>216044378calling that they all turn out to be AI
>>216044481>BritisherHello saar
>>216044692Bourne Identity, Supremacy and Ultimatum the original trilogy were great. 1 and 3 especially. The Bourne film he did as a revival in 2020 or whenever was garbage cash grab
>>216047913matt damon looks dumb as fuck in the role, like the rest of the cast
>>216049012Buenos dias senorrrrr
>>216048643Suddelnly you have nothign to say about a finnish retard playing Odysseus, because all this shit you say and do is to prop your stupid politics
>>216044393there are no blacks in the Odyssey"No niggers in my kinos" famously said Homer
>>216044652sure buddy
Apologize
>>216044378I read the book recently for this movie and I hope to god it's not like the book where the titular odyssey itself makes up less than a quarter of the story.
>>216044736
>>216049484>read the book recently for this movieand you are still going to watch it? lmaoyou should reread the book every time you get this fomo urge
>>216044868>Nolan's movies are known for suckingunironically more often than not.memento and dark knight are his only kinos.prestige was almost peak but the gay ass sci fi ending ruined it, if it would have just been the actor body double instead of clone technology that would have been 10/10.people have high praise for inception and interstellar due to the ensemble casts and zimmer but they aren't particularly good stories.man of steel was the best live action or cartoon superman in the last 30 years so there's that i guess.dark knight rises really exposed nolan for the slopmachine he is, sure we got baneposting out of it but that's it. Batman Begins is hard carried by Scarecrow, Dark Knight by Joker, but Bane just wasn't a good villain to focus on for a whole film, and nolan's batman isn't shit on his own.Sloppenheimer, Tenet, Dunkirk. this is what Nolan is capable of. box office slop meant to be watched in imax for $50 a ticket and then forgotten.
>>216050225>prestige was almost peak but the gay ass sci fi ending ruined it, if it would have just been the actor body double instead of clone technology that would have been 10/10.the clone machine wasn't real retard>people have high praise for inception and interstellar due to the ensemble casts and zimmer but they aren't particularly good stories.wrong>man of steel was the best live action or cartoon superman in the last 30 years so there's that i guess.not a nolan movie retard>dark knight rises really exposed nolan for the slopmachine he is, sure we got baneposting out of it but that's it. Batman Begins is hard carried by Scarecrow, Dark Knight by Joker, but Bane just wasn't a good villain to focus on for a whole film, and nolan's batman isn't shit on his own.wrong. Bane was a good villain, the movie starts sucking because they had to have an epic twist where Bane isn't the true villain.The fact you didn't even mention Insomnia confirms that you are a dumbass pseud.
Oh look, another movie with washed out colors, where everyone wears bland, greyscale clothing, where everything will be super serious with dumb ass reddit pseudo-intellectual dialogue. It's Nolan alright.
>>216050325What? The colors aren't washed out. And if you want quips you should stick to marvelslop or your retarded manchild cartoons.
>>216046348>>Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy >>Corey Hawkins as Zeus>>Elliot Page as Hermeswhat are we back in 2016 or what the
chuds actually think they're going to meme down a christopher nolan movielollmao even
>>216050471I’m not going to do anything
>>216050503Come 2026 you'll be seething at its success.
>>216050429lmao what a retardthis isn't situation like making vikings black where everyone knows it is a dei raceswapnormalfags actually think greeks were dark skinned so they're not going to stop going because zendaya or lupita is aphrodite or whatever
>>216050288>the clone machine wasn't realdid you not watch the end of the film?
>>216050515Heh…
>>216044378Fucking Nolan. He should have casted Chase Infiniti instead of Zendayape
>>216050288>not a nolan movie retardhe was part of production, it got an honorable mention because of that.
>>216050552yeah I'm sure the average audience member will see the depiction of Zeus as a black subsaharian negro as perfectly normal
>>216044378Is that Matt Damon (eaytou)?
>>216044593>Zendaya is so fucking ugly.This is how I know your dick has never been inside a pussy
>>216044378
>>216044411I did
>>216046348>Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of TroyThe movie hasn't released and my immersion is already broken.
>>216044378He has been completely delusional since this quote.
>>216048934They do it in any chance they get. They made the character Athena a negress in Tron Ares.
>”Helen of Troy was renowned as the most attractive woman in the world, described as having white skin, long golden hair, fair cheeks and gleaming blue eyes, her beauty was such that it was considered divine”
>>216046348wtf is this? a magazine?
>>216044378I dont believe this is a real movie and everything i see from it provides more evidence
>>216044393She is le hecking black!!!
>>216044393>muh incelNPC Opinion disregarded
>>216051164Helen's characteristics aren't described in Homer, and nowhere in greek literature is she said to have gleaming blue eyes to my knowledge.
>>216044661Seethe more, simp
>>216048114The constant "reaction" cuts to her in Dune were so frequent and tiresome. She had the exact same resting bitch face every time.
>>216044393unironically, both the white and the mullato don't fit.worst.cast.Ever
>>216044411>>216044426yeah. Jared Leto and Pattinson are anti-draws.The Rock is anti-draw too.Zendaya got lucky with Dune and SpiderMan but her solo flick failed.
How does a guy who allegedly loves classic cinema like Lawrence of Arabia and 2001 A Space Odyssey make such visually bland shit
>>216051421For me it's more how he edits and paces 2/3 of his movies like it's the last five minutes where everything is thrown at the screen to resolve it before the credits roll.It fit in Inception and somewhat fit in Interstellar, but it was so fucking out of place in Oppenheimer (a slow movie without action and only dialogue). I generally like his movies and ideas, but his pacing and editing is so fucking hectic I just want it to fucking end.
>>216048114>Chani>not showing up in Duneanon, I...
>>216049575>the criatura meme has more book-accurate blue eyes than the movie does
>>216044393Yes is woke, you stupid prick
>>216044378>>216044393This literally looks like Star Wars Slop.Turns out a galaxy far far away was actually Crete.
>>216051421>make such visually bland shitthat's an industry-wide mandate and Nolan probably rationalizes it away as artistry. it's the same with the actors he's forced to use. Nolan rationalizes it away. this is the only way he can make his big jerkoff movies by doing what the studio mandates, and then he acts and pretends he's above it all for the public image
>>216051572He has a contract that prevents him getting micromanaged though. Like I think the casting was negotaited in, but he has total control once funding was secured.
>>216051589Yes, he gets his funding once he agrees to visual blandness and horrid actors
>>216046348>>Elliot Page as HermesCasting her as a god famous for having statues everywhere of just his bearded face and penis is proof Nolan has a sense of humor.
What would be your dream casting for the Greek gods?
>>216047943It's her Nicholson stare.
>>216051656thats laughable. laughable times 10 when its the last fucking shot of the movie you end it on, this atrocious looking, atrocious actress. looks like a toddler about to cry over some bullshit
> If Nolan cast Zendaya, it's because he saw her as AthenThey really expect you to believe this narrative
>>216046348>Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy>Helen of Troy>Wife of Menelaus>King of Sparta>SpartaThey really didn’t think this through did they?
>>216051637If you know you know
>>216044378I'm not watching any period piece with Matt Damon's dumb ass in it.
>>216046280it's enough if they are the workers in the background/production
film has died folks. shit posting only matters now. or wearing capes and shit
>>216051355>Helen's characteristics aren't described in HomerLiterally the first line where Helen is mentioned in the Iliad> Then Iris came as messenger to WHITE-ARMED HelenYou've been lying like this for more than ten years now, aren't you tired of it?
>>216051421>Gets his favorite movies from a bland IMDB top 100 list without actually connecting with them>"How does he make bland films?!"
>>216051698Did you really expect them to give a shit that people from the same place would look completely different? That's part of the agenda they're pushing, "the world was always diverse, no one ever had a distinct cultural identity or background!"
>>216044661Why did you sign your post?
>>216044378If this garbage does well at the box office it's probably the final death knell for the culture of our society.I'll be fully convinced I live among a land of barely sentient golems.
>>216052001Watch it get paired up with some unrelated movie again like "barbenheimer"
>>216051655Zeus- Chow Yun FatPoseidon- Jackie Chan Hades- Daniel Dae KimHera- Sandra OhDemeter-Michelle YeohAphrodite- Lucy LiuAthena- Karen FukuharaHermes- Steven YeunHephaestus- Benedict Wong Apollo- Simu LiuArtemis- Brenda SongDionysus-Bobby LeeAres-Gerard Butler
>>216046348>Zendaya as AthenaI’m never going to watch this film.Last Nolan film I watched was that Dunkirk trash and I knew right there and then Nolan was an absolute hack parasite and that he was never gonna make a good film ever again despite being celebrated, championed, astroturfed and having his dick sucked by everyone. I was right. Nobody should watch this transgressive filth.
>>216044378They are going to continue shoving brown sludge into everything until they are gone.The day they are finally destroyed will be breathtaking. It will be like a weight has been lifted from our shoulders.
>>216044450>They're both extremely out of place in this kind of movieThis. Zendaya is a huge miscast but so is Matt Damon.
>>216044378i tought it was dune lol
>>216051355We really are going to have Nick Fuentes as President because leftists simply can't stop lying about stupid shit.
this looks like fucking garbage fuck neggers fuck nolan fuck villeneuve
>Helen of Detroit
>>216052057see >>216046280To get film nominations today you need to have diversity. And these movies are made to win awards.
>>216052260It's true, the Oscars have diversity mandates for nominated films. It was in the news at the height of woke shit around 2020
>>216052260>And these movies are made to win awards.For what purpose?They are made to make money. You think the people funding the production of a money would rather it be a financial disaster but win an academy award?
>>216044411>Nobody ever watched Dune for ZendayaI did it. She looks cute with blue eyes
>>216044450That's my problem too, and pretty much always my problem with Zendaya especially, she always looks like a kid playing dress up in these fantasy or sci fi epics, but having both of them here makes it look like an SNL sketch
>>216052053Nolan has to be perpetually astroturfed because it astroturfs the illusion that Hollywood can still manage to create wonderful things. Likewise with Villeneuve. Same with Eggers now, probably. We'll see with the werewolf movie.
Did you miss when Dunkirk had like a hundred people on a barren beach?I hate you people. I do not give a shit as long as they don't make some deal out of it.
>>216046348Why would Ellen play Hermes and not Hermaphroditus?
>>216048934Cleopatra WAS black. Proof attached.
>>216044378>>216044393>have a million examples of how elaborate and colorful bronze age clothing in the eastern Mediterranean could be>"WE MUST DRAPE THEM IN UNDYED RAGS THAT DONT EVEN HAVE HEMS"
>>216046348>Zendaya as Athena
>>216046348Entry team to TOC, we have a DOA here.
>>216044378>the goddess of war and wisdoma fucking twig who looks dumb as a rock
>>216051164Lupita is pretty. I would whip her any day.
>>216052839>>"WE MUST DRAPE THEM IN UNDYED RAGS THAT DONT EVEN HAVE HEMS"These idiots would have to replace their burlap rag clothing all the time. it would be easier to just hem it
>>216052128kek
>>216051865> Then Iris came as messenger to WHITE-ARMED Helen"Oh, so she had vitiligo!" said the jewish producer while he stretched his legs.
>>216046348Good, 3 more hours i have free in my life instead of watching this shitfest
>>216046348>Zendaya as Athena>Corey Hawkins as Zeus>Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy>tranny Ellen Page as HermesFuck right off with this shit.
>>216053002>black gods with white humans>this only confirms Jesus is the true god as humans were made as how God lookedholy based Nolan
>>216044393You aren’t going to get pussy by being the biggest cuck possible
>>216044450This.Damon looks extremely Northern European. Germanic or something.I suppose for the US audience (blah blah melting pot of cultures blah blah) any "white" person looks perfectly European to play any random European character, but Damon *really* doesn't look the part.
>>216044868Interstellar is mid and tenet is an aggressively bad movie. He did make some kino though.
>>216046348Any word on Calypso?
>>216053002In some myths Hermes is androgynous so that one could work in theory. Now that Page is perpetually doped up on a cocktail of ssris and synthetic hormones she can’t act though
>>216053112I think it’s more that the common idea of what various gods and figures looks like comes from classical films and plays. Same reason why most imagine Romans having British accents.
lmao she's going to be so fucking pissy>"Glorious patron, I ask that you beg Zeus to permit me to return home at last.">"I'm tired of doing all the EMOTIONAL LABOR around here!"
>>216044393Damn, was Athena really a mixed race African goblin? What the hell.
>>216044393Nolan has yet to make a good film.
>>216051164Lupita is cute CUTE! :3
>>216053416This too, but>Same reason why most imagine Romans having British accents.It's a convention. You can't have people speaking period-correct Latin in your movie, for obvious commercial reasons (and for an ancient language, good luck figuring out the correct pronunciations). The same is true even for existing modern-day languages that are expected of some place. So what you do is you do an IN-CAMERA DUB. Actors speak English but you pretend that they are talking in Latin, or Sumerian, or Alien, or even modern Russian or modern German. Because it's an English language production. Then, on top of this, if you wish, you can pick and choose different native accents of English to represent different native accents of Latin or Russian or whatever.
>>216053646No
>>216044378who's the mutt?
>>216044378Anne would have been a much better Athena, what the fuck is Nolan thinking
>>216051355>Helen's characteristics aren't described in Homer, That's false and even if that were true, Trojan War is series of works, you stupid faggot.The beginning and end of it weren't even written by Homer.
A pantomime would get a better costume than this.
It's to come to terms with the fact that Nolan is a hack faggot and he got lucky with Interstellar and the Dark Knight
>>216051416Nonsense, Pattinson has the goods, under the right circumstances. He was great in Tenet
>>216051656>Yeah, that's the man who I support with all my heart in all he's doing, whose children I will carry,
>>216044378lol nolan slop
>>216053515HAHAHA
>>216044393unc kino
>>216044393This board just has a bitter hatred for Zendaya for some reason.
>>216054074what's so funny? nolan makes kino
>>216054089For some reason? *scoffs* Duuude...
>>216054089She shouldn't have made anti-Trump comments
>>216044378>fell for it again.pngKEKKAPOOOOO!
ahem
>>216048934It's probably a reference to the "black athena" theory, it was a questionable academic research claiming that Greeks took all their culture from black africans
>>216052260What needs to happen for an Oscars to end?
>>216054303meh, that one had a token black woman too>but she was hot!blacks aren't hot faggot
>>216054367And despite that the movie was still amazing.
>>216044378this will be the final nail in the coffin for big american epics and we will have nothing except tiktok and youtube till the end of times.
>>216046348>Corey Hawkins as Zeusit do be over
>>216044426I'll watch anything Pattinson is in.
>>216046163kek this is a pathetic reach, most people that want to watch this don't even know most of the cast, they just want more Nolan
>>216054763lol,faggot
>>216054084So much imagination put into those outfits lol
>>216053769lol, gay.
>>216044411>Nobody ever watched Dune for ZendayaI did
>>216054303double AHEM
>>216044378zendaya looks like her pussy stinks and she's always mad about it
>>216054802Nah, he's the best 30 something actor out there ya turbotranny
>>216047890The bar is already very low so sure, why not
>>216054920you're a literal faggot. seek medical help
>>216054980Kek is that the only thing you know how to say? Maybe don't get off the meds anon lmao
>>216055079This isn't me, stop butting in!>>216055079>no argumentsI accept your concession.
>>216054920Pattinson is good but he looks very out of place there, as does the entire cast
>>216044378Zendaya is obviously a meme but no one is talking about what a swing and a miss Matt Damon as Odysseus is
>>216055079faggot, you're simping for old twink with zero charisma and/or acting skills.
>>216044411You have never had sex.
>>216055164>but no one is talking about what a swing and a miss Matt Damon as Odysseus isI know you're blind, but you gotta see this>>216047913>>216049033>>216053112>>216051804
>>216054084where are leather bracelets?
>>216053416>Same reason why most imagine Romans having British accentswhat in the name of god are you talking about?
>>216055137Yeah, that I will readily accept as true. I don't get why Nolan didn't just get more ethnically accurate actors, plenty of modern takes on classic myths or stories use more diverse casting while remaining believable.>>216055181Go blow a shotgun double-nigger, in what world is praising an actors career and performance simping? Either your brain is fried or you're trying too hard to fit into board culture, either way it's pathetic.
>>216055277here's you ethnically accurate Penelope bro
>>216055331And? What am I supposed to be triggered by here?
>>216050288>the clone machine wasn't realHaven't seen the movie in ages but how wasn't it real? We see the bodies, what else could they be unless you're saying that whole sequence was a fantasy or something.
>>216055364The problem is that authentic faces like that don't draw the normie audiences in or at least aren't proved and it scares the execs who make decisions
>>216055277>I don't get why Nolan didn't just get more ethnically accurate actors, plenty of modern takes on classic myths or stories use more diverse casting while remaining believable.Forget ethnically accurate; for starters, most of these have extremely "modern" faces. Realistically who cares what *exactly* ancient greeks looked like, but there's a certain expectation of pop cultural "ancient world" faces (and specifically Roman faces, Greek faces, etc).It's like when Margot Robbie was in some historical movie playing a queen or a princess and she looked colossally miscast just due to having an extremely modern face. The same would be true for Jessica Biel, for example. Even though both of them are very attractive women.
>>216055418Yeah, it does feel like the cast was decided on by marketing execs, but that penelope kinda looks like a more arabic looking Rachel Weisz, could work.>>216055454I get what you mean. Who would you have cast for the movie?
This movie is racist there's not a single med in the cast
>>216055584That Penelope is Irene Papas, famous Greek actress
>>216050862hope she(?) sees this, lil bro
>>216055584> Who would you have cast for the movie?No specific ideas right off the top of my head, but surely casting people have these things filed and available. "We need a guy in his late 30s who looks Mediterranean".Also, the woman in that other anon's pic looks very conventionally Greek. It's a good choice.
>>216044378Her race isn't an issue, you can believe her as a swarthier med. The problem is that she's meant to be the imposing goddess of war and wisdom, and doesn't have the presence to pull that off at all. Someone like Sylvia Hoeks would fit better.
>>216055584>Who would you have cast for the movie?Actually, on second thought, what do we think of Eric Balfour? Not for this or that specific role, just as a reference of an "ancient greek" face.
>>216055921>you can believe her as a swarthier medYou have literally never been to the mediterrenean. She has a nigger nose and nigger lipsβαλλε εις κορακας μαλακα
>>216044546>Damoni thought it was josh brolin
>>216044378Nolan consistently has the worst cinematography of any popular director I've seen. Literal AI tier.
>>216046348this is so uninspired that Nolan should be put in prison
>>216055245How many classic films do you know of where Romans have Italian/Latin accents?
>>216056163Why should they, anon?
>>216051915It’s less about that and more that Sparta had a slave caste.
>>216056200When did I say they should? I asked how many you knew that did it? Are you illiterate?
>>216056226I'm a different anon. But the question "why should they" doesn't imply that you said you should. It's a followup food for thought.
Sienna Guillory is the best Helen.
>>216055277Faggot, stop simping for a shitty actor with overrated career. A24 sucks and Pattinson can't act
>>216056261It does or else it would be a complete non sequitur. Also if you weren’t him you would have said that before as to avoid confusion.
>>216056365No, I am not this guy >>216055245 but I am >>216056200 .
>>216055921>you can believe her as a swarthier medNo you can't
>>216044426>You are somehow "lost" for ten fucking years in an area comprising less than 500 square miles.>People naturally assume you are dead and suitors line up to court your wealthy influential widow.>When you decide to suddenly reappear out of the blue, they are suddenly le bad guys.Fuck geriatric Matt Damon and his glued-on beard.
>>216055984Lol, meds are very diverse, some look almost nordic and others could easily pass as half-black.
>>216056734There are no meds with black facial structure no matter how dark they are. Stop outing yourself as someone who knows nothing about that area.
>>216056755Ok faggot
>>216056389You repeating yourself doesn’t make it make it make sense.
>>216046348>nigger Gods and GoddessesWhy?
>>216044378this colossal flop will be just like Cleopatra back in the day, cratering the studios and ushering in New Hollywood 2.0
>>216048114>We did, in fact, watch it DESPITE ZendayaThis is true.Muttzaya is so ugly and unappearling that her presence on screen is like a black hole of negative appeal.>oh god another shot of her grimacing and looking miserable>god shes so ugly, no curves at allDUNC was visually ugly, no color at all in the film its all brown and beige which fits the "actors" I guess.
>>216052839Don't forget the mandatory blue filter over anything old and white.
>>216046348>>Zendaya as Athena>>Jon Benrthal as MenelausYou're trolling with the others but pic related for those 2
>>216056200Because it'd be hilarious
>>216051563>Odyssey>Crete
>>216052128It's so cooooold in the D
>>216044378what saturday night live episode is this
>>216054973what is this new meme where we're supposed to not think that pattinson is one of the best current actors in hollywood?
>>216053416>most imagine Romans having British accents.wat
>>216057198Idk about the truth but Zendaya's Chani a cute (especially when she smiles)
>>216054351Don't know about black, but the Mycenaean and minoic civilisations were aegyptian offshoots.
>>216048962Don't you think it's a bit early to dismiss the Snyderverse now?
>>216055972good
Sneeder would have unironically been a better director for Odyssey. Nolan is a color-blind automaton with no soul and weak hearing.
>>216058155Be thankful the director isn't Villeneuve
>>216058155Sure Snyderjeet
>>216044378This looks like Dune. Not The Odyssey
>>216046348
>>216055984>go to the crowsWat? She could definitely pass a s a greek
>>216057802FRIENDZONED
>>216058337No matter how many times a turk would rape a greek, the result won't look as horrendous as Zendaya.
The entire cast is off. Wow, Mat damon and zendaya with bong accents how riveting.
Why is Zendaya pushed so hard as a sex symbol
>>216044378ZEUS IS A BIG GUY
>>216057790What do you mean what? The posts explains it.
>>216056305Agreed.
>>216058637She gives great sloppy-toppies and allows DPs.Yes, for real. She has a decade of experience. Some kids don't get depressed until their 40s.
>>216044378BRAVO NOLAN
