Have any of you ever bought a cutout of your favorite actor, How durable are they? I don't want to waste 50 quid on something that's going to dissolve pretty quickly
>>216045123Do you plan on fucking it?
>>216045123Planning on setting it out in the rain?WTF? You're really considering buying that? Do you freaks really love these young starlets that much? Is she your wallpaper and screensaver too? So sad. You've gotta be a teenager still.
>>216045123can't say I have, just put yours behind glass so you don't cum on it
>>216045123please tell me these are shipped by being saran wrapped to plywood so everyone sees what a freak you are when this is delivered.
>>216045151Well duh
>>216045123are the warwick davis ones the same price or less?
I have an idea.
>>216045203Half price
>>216045159>Planning on setting it out in the rain?Well it's gonna get kinda wet>WTF? You're really considering buying that? Do you freaks really love these young starlets that much? No bully pls
>>216045298You ESL pile of shit. I'll bully you all night long. You're NOT to spend $45 on a cardboard photo of some flash-in-the-pan actress. And you won't do it anyway. You can't afford it and can't justify it. You're a fucking freak and you'll never get laid doing shit like this. Just kill yourself.
>>216045123Me? I'm waiting for the lifelike cheap Chinese robots
>>216045340Rude
Whether 2D or 3D, waifus come and go, but they all suffer the same fate
do they make it in "i'm not doing that" outfit?
>>216045123xochitl is very pretty but i am warning you right now that ordering such a thing is a really good way to unironically end up on a list
they don't have cutouts with older pictures of her ;_;
>>216045159>do you hetereosexual men with working libidios like attractive young women that much?yes, tranny we do--almost always!
>>216045521sochee isn't prominent enough for thatshe's barely above the level of jerking off to some non-famous 19 year old relative of someone you know personally
>>216045627Wrong. If you did you'd leave the house and lose your virginity, not jerk off to cardboard cutouts in your faggy bedroom filled with anime shit and toys.
>>216045395I like those legs.
>>216045653I have had sex many timesI'd rather jerk off to my own impossible to replicate in real life fetishes concerning attractive young famous women, it's more satisfying If your dick still worked, you understand
>>216045504216045504You can call a representative and send them your own PNG. Make sure it's hi res though.>>216045605lol, giga based.
>>216045123
>>216045850You can tell the waitress is jealous
>>216045395make this a cutout then i will buy
>>216045340>dude stop doing things you like and try to have sex instead!no
How do they hold up to semen damage? Are you supposed to wrap them in plastic before nutting?
>>216045123>doesn't have the nipslipWhy then?
>>216045605>julia "nut" buttersThey'll make anything i guess.
>>216045123Would. With the cardboard cutout or the stinky 3D if necessary
What a steal!
>>216045521Sochee is legal. Maybe if you order the Butters or Violet McGraw one>>216046033Literally, who?
>>216045977You have to wrap them up. They're designed with anti-nut technology to disintegrate when coming in contact with semen. Weird that they also use the same tech for cutouts of known Hollywood homos.
>>216045231ok i will buy 2
>>216045123do they have one of Julianna Rose Mauriello? that's gonna be my answer.
>>216046075>Sochee is legal. Maybe if you order the Butters or Violet McGraw onei dont mean an "arrest this man!" list, i mean a "it might be prudent to keep an eye on this guy, he is engaging in deranged sexually motivated behavior of the sort that has a habit of escalating" list
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>>216046326True dat
>>216046326are you in the UK or something where they put you in jail for owning the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
>>216045717Her legs and ass are insane
>>216046369Most based /tv/ poster in the history of /tv/
>>216046413Her zootopia premiere look was nothing short of incredible. I've dreamt her three times this week and have been cooming like there's no tomorrow
>>216046365>I'm gonna have to read your your YolandE rights before you make any more statements!
>>216045395>>216045717I bet they taste like sweet caramel
>I'll take two
>>216045521What list you stupid fucking coward faggot?
>>216045123Hello son are you going to cut out the pussy area of this green dressed woman and insert a fleshlight there and fuck the cardboard lady? because if that's the case I will go out to get a carton of milk and will never see you again.
>>216047686the "stupid fucking coward faggot" list. get in line.
>>216046700Fucking kill yourself spammer
>>216047827save it for the school counseller, boo-boo
>>216045123>How durable are they?Made of paper. You'll need to cover it with some plastic foil.
