why are there no movies with biblically accurate angels?
Neon genesis is here. Best Angel is the one that invades her mind.
>>216046644because what you consider accurate is not entirely accurate
>>216046644Hollywood is ran by satanists.
>>216046644 Excuse that’s not a biblically accurate angel, just some dumbfuck forced meme retards keep spamming on 4chin.
>>216046679Where do I start? The series or one of the many (confusingly titled) movies?
>>216046683explain
>>216046943Watch the show. The movies with 1.0 and other numbers are remakes that gradually move into a new continuation.
>>216046644Because it's a gay Tumblr meme
>>216046644YOU HAVE NEVER READ THE HOLY BIBLE.
>>216046644
>>216046644>le biblically accurate angelsReddit meme, and a completely false one at that. You can just go to bible websites and search "angel" they're almost never described at all, but they're frequently mistaken for humans.The "le wheels within wheels with eyes all around!!!!" shit is describing the wheels on the chariot of god. Unlike a normal chariot that had to turn in very wide angles, the chariot of god is special because it can go in all directions. So it had wheels within wheels, to represent being able to do that. The "eyes" are nails that attach bronze cladding to wheels to strengthen them. Similar to how you would say "the eye of a needle" and not mean a literal seeing eye.There's only a few sects of Judaism and Christianity that became autistically obsessed with classifying angels and demons and took literally every supernatural thing in scripture and said it was some classification of angelNone of that is in the bible, and the wheels are never said to be living things, rather they have the spirit of the creatures that pull the chariot, meaning that they do what the fucking things pulling the chariot do BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST FUCKING WHEELS
>>216046943Series + end of Evangelion is the good stuffthe rest is optional/alternate storyline
>>216046644this is not biblically accurate, thats factually not what its describing. In Ezekiel theyre made of light/electrum and these images always portray them as flesh monsters totally missing the point.
>>216047096>In Ezekiel theyre made of light/electrumThis is never stated. They're just wheels and they "sparkle like topaz" because they're clad in highly polished bronzeSee >>216047066
>>216046644it would be rated xxxhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic
>>216047066The thing in that picture looks fucking nothing like what is described. Thr litterally describe it as a being not a fucking chariot. Winged is also flight not aactial wings.
>>216046644that isnt accurate at allgo look up 'byzantine art seraphim'. Id post a picture but my IP range is blocked from uploading images
>>216047215That doesnt matter what they said. Fuck those idiots. They don't have some special knowledge on made up shit.
>>216046683elaborate
>>216047155>Thr litterally describe it as a being not a fucking chariotAre you some kind of retard? The passage of Ezekiel is in the fucking image. The previous verse is him beholding the throne of god, this is describing what moves the throneEzekiel beholds living creatures, next to the living creatures are wheels. The wheels are never referred to as living. They are literally just fucking wheels. Shall I translate it into plain English for your ESL monkey brain?>I saw living 4 things each with 4 faces>next to each of them was a wheel>each wheel was intersected with another wheel>all the wheels were shiny as fuck>the creatures could move in any of the 4 directions they were facing>the wheels moved when the creatures moved>the wheels didn't change direction as the chariot moved, they just rotated on the other axis>if the creatures flew, the wheels flew>if the creatures moved, the wheels moved, if the creatures stayed still the wheels didn't move, that's because the creatures were pulling the wheelsPut yourself in the mindset of a bronze-age desert shitter and realize that a chariot is the peak of technology. The craziest thing you can imagine isn't le lovecraftian horror, it's a chariot that can move in 4 directions instead of 1. That's how powerful your god is, he has the pinnacle of human technology, but betterThat's all the passage is saying.
>>216047066>when its confusing, its intentional and just simile and metaphorconvenient excuse
>>216047255People painting retarded bullshit based on a thousand year old book of Jewish fairytales doesn't persuade anyone who isn't already inclined to believe Jewish fairytales
>>216046644Looks like what someone would see while tripping balls: fractals 'n shit
there is a found footage ufo movie where one of the eye wheel type angels show up at the endwas called arizona missing or something
>>216047315Image doesn't say confusing, it says wild. There are passages in the bible of an angels legs being LIKE pillars of fireIf you then depicted an angel with legs made of fire you'd be a fucking retard.Again, you can go look up angels in the bible online. You will never find a creature described as an angel looking like OPs pic.Most stories about angels are people not even fucking realizing they'd just met an angel. How do you suppose that happens if they looked like reddit bullshit?The passage of Ezekiel that describes the wheels distinguishes them from "living things" they are not living, they are not angels, they're just magic wheels on gods magic chariotSorry to burst your bubble
>>216046943there's interesting lore but all you need to know is original series then End of Evangelionthey ran out of money/had tax problems so the last two episodes of the series are inside of the minds of characters. Death and Rebirth is part of that and part of End of Evangelion, so if you watch the main series than End of Evangelion you'll see everything. the only thing you'll miss is the end credit song which is good.They made remakes that went into their own storyline. 1.0 is good, 2.0 is excellent, 3.0 is fucking terrible and ruined the remake series, and 4.0 is terrible in an entirely new way. but that's just like my opinion man
>>216047406kinoest angel
Even this has the stupid fucking "eyes" misunderstanding, but pic related is the best depiction of what the text of Ezekiel actually says
>>216046981simple, the bible describes the wings and eyes but not the positions
>>216047321Egyptian fairytale and collected fairytakes the "jews" hide their actual religion inside of. Which was later edited by corrupt church officials andva demon worshipping king calked James.Then hell, based on a fucking dime store novel called dates inferno, wasvadded layer Asian annex because it proved so good at scaring the slaves and retards.
>>216047464>the bible describes the wingsIt doesn't, unless you're reading some kind of mistranslation. The wheels on the chariot of god are never said to be winged. The things that pull the chariot can fly, and when they fly the wheels fly because they're being pulled.I don't even know of a translation that says the wheels are winged, it's a complete misunderstanding of the text.See >>216047460
>>216046644seeing retarded crap like this is an argument for becoming protestant.
>>216047304They are describing something like a gyroscope. No one calls the heads of nails eyesAnd the beasts are not described So it will be animals or something they describe as an animal cteature or living thing in or next to a gyroscope like object. That it flys with. Aka winged.
>>216047509word
>>216047539>No one calls the heads of nails eyesNot any more, this was written 3000 fucking years ago. Do you think in 3000 years people will understand what you meant when you said you were “at the keys” when you’re talking about being at your PC? Whatever language they speak, even if they know what a keyboard is in function, will it translate? Will they understand that we call it a keyboard because of musical keyboard, which have “keys” because of piano keys? >the beasts are not describedYes they fucking are. Literally the previous fucking verse, Ezekiel 1:4>I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north—an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. In appearance their form was human, but each of them had four faces and four wings. Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. Under their wings on their four sides they had human hands. All four of them had faces and wings, 9 and the wings of one touched the wings of another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved.If you haven’t even fucking read Ezekiel why are you wasting your precious life arguing it’s interpretation?
how did people ruin such a fun idea to play around with? its usually healthy to disassociate what general audiences think of a concept, like enjoying something for what it is instead of letting others taint it for you. but holy shit, "biblically accurate angels" just yields the gayest deviantart/tumblr shit possible for some reason. is it just innately salvageable because it reeks of dishonest "heh, this ain't like your mommy and daddy's LAME bible! this is the AUTHENTIC DEAL!"?
>>216047654A lot of redditards are obsessed with Christian’s not actually having read their own book, so it’s a double up on prime Reddit content:1. Lovecraftian creepypasta bullshit2. Owning the christcucks with their own bookI don’t even think I’d mind so much if they didn’t insist on calling it fucking “biblically accurate” when nothing could be further from the truth.
some feefes got hurt it seems
how zeke got religion was a pretty good short
>>216047606No one has ever called the heads of nails eyes. Its not hard to transfer And we were talking about the other angel described. Not this one.
I absolutely love how mad this faggots is.
>>216047690You still think Jesus is called Jesus and looked like a litteral faggot Roman emperor. You know...Putin showed a biblically accurate yashua. Hes as black as the ace of spades. I bet you think hell is described in the Bible and every mention of an evil man or a demon is le satan. Shit. The pope is litterally a Dagon worshippers who uses true chritian8ty as a soul/spiritualy control scheme snd pyison. A religion lotterally built on the flea in a jar experiment.
>>216047606ah you're one of those "i understand the bible better than everyone else" types. Here's the thing, you don't. You quite obviously have no idea what you're fucking talking about.Every other interpretation is as legitimate as yours because you are not an authority.get fukt.
>>216047871>not an authorityso you're saying what the bible says is irrelevant?
>>216047871Your interpretation is just as valid case theirs. Theres no way to knownshat was destived ir if its even the original text. The apocrypha isn't even left in that book because it weakens the power of that evil religious empire.
>>216047082What's this from?
>>216047912why'd you drop the "you?"
>>216047978I have no idea desu, good luck trying to find it with current enshittified search engines
>>216047066You’re the worst kind of stupid fuck.
>>216046644But what do they eat?
>>216046644>biblically accurateLOL, what an oxymoron.
>>216047066>wheels within wheels
>>216047215
>>216046644VHS Halloween
Can a Christfag gimme a QRD on what makes the books of the Bible canon versus apocrypha? I just don't understand where and when the distinction was made
>>216047745I had no idea you had comprehensive knowledge of every language and dialect spoken in the whole world for all history anon
>>216049984Matthew 7:6
>>216047871>Every other interpretation is as legitimate as yours because you are not an authority.Lmao no.This is like I’s saying Jesus died on a crucifix and you're saying that interpreting the text as him dying from explosive diarrhea after some bad calamari at the last supper is just as legitimate
>>216049435Providence
>>216049562>I'm brownWe know
The actual eyes interpretation sounds like something forced by cosmic horror fags
>>216047802>You know...Putin showed a biblically accurate yashua. Hes as black as the ace of spades.Putin is years into his 3 day operation so I don't give a fuck about his depiction. The shroud of Turin recently got proven to be authentic, and the first painting of Jesus he looks close to all the modern paintings. There's nowhere in the Bible that says he's a nog or Jeet, that's pure fantasy.
>>216047745>the name of the not-sharp end of a long metal pointy thing is called an eye>apply this to needle>anon: :)>apply this to nail>anon: >:(
>>216050128Old Testament God is supposed to be terrifying.
>>216050129>The shroud of Turin recently got proven to be authentic,lol nowe know the shroud was created in the Middle Ages, it has been confirmed to be a forgery for a whileand whether real or fake it doesn't really do anything to prove or disprove anything about Jesusit's just that it's a forgery, that doesn't mean a real one never existed
>>216050327Okay, and? Does terrifying mean eyes on wheels?You can read Ezekiel, I’m just going to fucking link it to youhttps://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel%201&version=NIVThere is fire and lighting, gods body is like heated metal, there is a rainbow of radiance all around him.1. Is that not enough?2. Where do eyes on wheels come from when there is nothing else as weird as that in the passage?We know that ancient people clad chariot wheels with bronze, the verse describes the wheels as “sparkling like topaz” the same color as bronzeWe also know that the bronze cladding on wheels was affixed with nailsThe most logical interpretation is simply that the writer referred to the heads of the nails as eyes, either because it was common to do so back then or because that’s just the word he went for.The wheels are notably distinct from the living creatures, which actually are winged humanoids and would appear to be some kind of angelEven though Ezekiel never uses the word angel, if the wheels were meant to be living, he would have said so, no?
>>216049984First Council of Nicaea (325 AD), christianity was written right there.
>>216050364>we know the shroud was created in the Middle Ages, it has been confirmed to be a forgery for a whileNot up on the news are you: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/8/24/whats-the-big-mystery-behind-the-shroud-of-turinEven if it was fake, the people of the region Jesus was born in were not nogs or jeets. Even with Arab and Turkic rape browning the people of the region later down the road, those people still don't look Indian.
>>216049984If you're not a heretic, you use the books that were in the torah during the time of Christ.If you're a heretic, you remove the books that jews removed after Christ.
>>216050580>aljazeerasorry but I'm not brown
>>216047082>asukafag gets no pussyTale as old as time
>>216050595What about the books Christians removed from the torah lmao
>>216047978Love Generation
>>216047066Biblical angels are literally just ALIEN ORBS we see around the world for several years now. >the bible describes angels as FLOATING ORBS THAT GO SUPER FAST IN ANY DIRECTION THEY WANTAll the human religions are literally just farmers 3,000 years ago seeing alien orbs and try to rationalise it.
>>216050641Except no, because that’s retarded.
>>216050645nope, thats literally whats in the bible.
>>216050641>literallyDo you have a tic? That word means nothing and you come off as a retard for using it in every post.
>>216050671looks like its a proper use of the word in that post. >BUT I DONT LIKE ITsounds like a you problem.
>>216050698>looks like its a proper use of the wordIt isn't.Using the word literally in speculation makes no sense.
>>216050660It’s not though. It’s your sci-fi, Joe Rogan poisoned brain trying to make sense of a world youre too stupid to understand.
>>216050129No it wasn't you fucking idiot. Yashua was described as having copper skin and wooly hair. Not look like a fag roman emperor.
>>216050714>>216050715>>216050641>>216050645>>216050660Biblical angels are just ALIEN ORBS we see around the world for several years now.>the bible describes angels as FLOATING ORBS THAT GO SUPER FAST IN ANY DIRECTION THEY WANTAll the human religions are just farmers 3,000 years ago seeing alien orbs and try to rationalise it.
>>216050737Say it a hundred more times, won’t make it true
>>216050580So there was this tiny tribe of blonde ehite people? Despite all of the genetic testing and actual historical accounts and a full proven christian religious paintings and artifacts before the satanic empire in the Vatican was ever created?
>>216050715>Alien is muh sci-fi>Angel is definitely realI feel like it's your brain that's been conditioned to react negatively to the word 'alien'. Think about it again, what is 'alien'
>>216050745its already true after i said it once.
>>216050748You see, despite Jesus being a humble Galilean Jew he actually looked like a long-haired* Roman God. The Roman Christians said so!*btw the Bible literally says men shouldn't have long hair, it goes against nature
Hazbin Hotel just had a season finale.
>>216050758No I don’t think either are real because I don’t believe shit just because some retard said he saw it.
>>216050748>full proven christian religious paintings and artifacts None of these were made by anyone who ever laid eyes on Jesus so why do you give them importance?
>>216050776Hazbin isn't the pinnacle of creativity.
>>216050580That doesn't say its authentic at all, it says the research is from 2019, its not even new.Even your link says its long been known that the middle age forger used older material to project his forgery onto which is why contributed to why the bishops at the time denounced it.The ultimate conclusion of your study is not that its been proven authentic, its>further study and analysis are required to verify the precise date of origin of the shroud>textiles such as the shroud have been exhibited in museums and churches for centuries and could have become contaminated, producing a wrong reading from the carbon dating
>>216046644OP is a spamming faggothttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Biblically%20accurate%20Angel/type/op/filter/text/page/2/
>>216050835There’s no point arguing with christcucks, they will clutch at any historical detail to say that their book of fairytales is realIf we found a Roman record of some guy called Jesus being crucified, even if it was 50 years out from when it was supposed to have happened, or perhaps not even anywhere near Jerusalem, they would all be screeching that it’s proof magic sky daddy did a blood sacrifice ritual
>>216050842REPOSTS ON 4CHAN?????WHAT THE FUCK
>>216050842>>216050878>I beheld posts within posts and (You)s all around
>>216046644because americans are stupid
>>216050795Yes they were. And hus name wasnt Jesus. UT was Yashua. They never had a J in their language. And hes not the son of god by holy angel rape. Hes the son if god through the lineage of Yosef who is a direct descendant of David.Virgin back then meant nit married and having children. Not never having sex. Also...Yahweh is an usurpee war god and part of a pantheon. From what Ive gathered. Im still looking. Its really fucked up. Hell all of them angels you guys are discussing come from Egyptian lore. And....there's a good chance America is biblical Egypt So...
>>216046981The majority of biblically accurate angels just look like regular dudes, sometimes with animal heads and a varying number of wings. These lovecraftian eye wheel things come from a single vision scene from Ezekiel and are never actually even called angels, but instead "living creatures" that were carrying God's throne. Redditors latched onto the meme and think that this means ALL angels are like that according to the Bible and they just parrot it to smugly pretend they know more about Christianity than Christians, despite never actually reading the Bible.
>>216048284He's right though.
>>216050641>See Angel>Shoot Hellfire at it
>>216051265No, the wheel angel is just one of many Eldritch Abominations they portray as biblically accurate and its not just reddit, pretty much site dedicated to the bible has a biblically accurate angel section.
>>216046644>Looks exactly like what a person sees while high on mushrooms>Ancient men went into caves and saw angels>Wrote books people fight and die over till now
>>216051538>EldritchReddit word>AbominationsMade by God, not abominable.You’re using Reddit words like an over-caffeinated teen trying to sound cool to people online. The obsession with “biblically accurate angels” was only ever the attempt by dopamine-fried redditors who can’t swallow anything without layers of flashy lights and special effects.Redditors would fucking explode if they learned that lambs are the holy animal of Christianity
>wheel within a wheeltypical flying saucer configuration, probably meant like two saucers on top of each other, which is another (modern) way of describing it>rows of eyesprobably meant windows or portholes>wingedprobably referring to its ability to fly/hover>etc
>>216051712these were uneducated men living 2000 years ago recounting their UFO/alien encounters, you shouldn't take everything in the bible in a literal way
>>216051741>UneducatedYou could take the average scholar from then and place them in this thread with a Greek to English translator and they would destroy you
>Describes wheels within wheels that don't rotate even when the chariot moves a certain waySounds like some sort of gyroscope, like another anon pointed out, but perhaps like a heavenly one, that isn't so machine like.>Many eyes all aroundIt's true, it could be holes or nails or something eye-like as a design on the rims. Don't know if gyroscopes have those but these wouldn't be regular earthly manmade ones so yeah...>The spirit was within the wheelsThis is the most interesting part to me. What does this mean? Just that it was uniform and followed the rest of the throne and the creatures? Or is it that the wheels where manually controlled by spiritual astral projection type stuff? How did Ezekiel actually see this happen to know the spirits were within the wheels? So interesting even if they are just regular wheels or a gyroscope of some kind...
>>216047460Whoever wrote the Bible must have dropped some serious acid.
>>216051670>me mad at words
>>216051265You are mostly correct except that the wheels are never said to be living see >>216047066
>>216051773>OH MY ROGAN, THIS ANCIENT THING SOUNDS LIKE A THING I KNOW FROM MODERNITY! IT COULDNT POSSIBLY BE THAT IM THE ONE SEEING A CONNECTION WHERE THERE ISNT ONE, NO SURELY THE ANCIENTS WERE AWARE OF TECHNOLOGY IM FAMILIAR WITH TODAY!!!!
